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Zezman
Murder of Crows E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.03.02 03:44:00 -
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One day a eighth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a homosexual cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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darklegionca
Caldari Bluetech Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.02 03:50:00 -
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lol pwn you win the fourm today ------------------------------------ darklegionca - One name. One legend. |
Mimiru
Gallente BIG Advanced Assault Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2007.03.02 04:08:00 -
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i predict this thread will be locked.
Boo Hilary. Gobama ---------
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oDDiTy V2
Epic.
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Posted - 2007.03.02 04:23:00 -
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Rofl.
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Samirol
Queens of the Stone Age Anarchy Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.02 08:41:00 -
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Hillary doesnt have a chance tbh
Obama all the way!
http://www.iknowderek.com/
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MrTriggerHappy
Caldari Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2007.03.02 08:56:00 -
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Well that cheered me up from my 6am start at work --------------------------------
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Zaqar
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Posted - 2007.03.02 10:11:00 -
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tylerwylie
Gallente Obortam
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Posted - 2007.03.02 10:27:00 -
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More like ***Bama. Yea, I hate liberals so what? Gingrich ftw!
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Empress Aphrodite
Soar Angelic
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Posted - 2007.03.02 11:27:00 -
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It doesn't matter which party/president/prime minister is elected - the result is always the same.
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Zezman
Murder of Crows E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.03.02 14:01:00 -
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It will be locked because your talking about politics, not because of the ghey joke.
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jason hill
Caldari Nightmare Holdings
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Posted - 2007.03.02 14:19:00 -
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In before the *click*......good read though
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DarkMatter
Amarr Mineral Aquisition Group
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Posted - 2007.03.02 14:21:00 -
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LOL, awesome!
Building the homestead
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Nicocat
Caldari New Age Solutions New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.03.02 18:24:00 -
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Who the **** is running this time, anyway? o.o
Also, Hilary can be president and we'd still never have a woman in office. Shame she's still a douche, though.
Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY
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Leilani Solaris
Gallente 0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.03.02 18:42:00 -
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hahaha
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2007.03.02 21:58:00 -
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Sorry, this joke got pwned by the fact that Bush actually was elected, thus past reality > any future hypothetical jokes. --------------------
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Asimov Andies
Gallente Red Blade Industries
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Posted - 2007.03.02 22:09:00 -
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If, IF IF IF IF, Hilary does by some insane mistake get elected, there will be countless assasination attempts on her. -=#=- Sig removed, lacks Eve-related content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] -Targoviste
Originally by: High Sierra note to self - don't ever provide ANYONE with quoteable material EVER AGAIN.
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DarkMatter
Amarr Mineral Aquisition Group
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Posted - 2007.03.02 22:19:00 -
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Edited by: DarkMatter on 02/03/2007 22:16:25 Unfortunately, it will come down to Hillary & McCain.
Now I like McCain a lot (he will keep military pressure on islamic extremist states), and wanted him win the primary against Bush 6 years ago...
However, Hillary will beat McCain all day. Obama is peaking right now, he will not be a factor IMO...
And yes, if she is elected the secret service better be on top of things, because you will most definitely have assassination attempts...
I will NEVER vote for a liberal, so there is only one choice for me when the election rolls around, whoever the Republicans put up... It's McCainÆs turn. Juliani doesn't even deserve the label Republican IMO, he has no chance in the primary...
Building the homestead
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HornFrog
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.03.02 22:46:00 -
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Talking about politics is a no-no .
<- The Clicky.
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