Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Alowishus
Shadow Company Lotka Volterra
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 21:58:00 -
[1]
You suck if you die You suck if you won't fight outnumbered You suck if you don't solo kill Solo killers are griefers Your alliance/corp sucks My alliance/corp sucks His alliance/corp sucks Your alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) My alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) His alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) Every race sucks Every ship sucks Every race is overpowered/'ub3r' (sp?) Every ship is overpowered/'ub3r' (sp?) We die because of 'balance issues' We die because of 'exploits' CCP caters to Pirates/'PKers' CCP caters to carebears CCP sucks CCP rocks! Nobody can log in due to lag My ship/guns/missiles/ewar got ruined in t3h patch Pirates are all nerds in their parent's basement Pirates are 13-years-old IRL Pirates can't get girlfriends IRL Pirates are antisocial psychopaths bound for prison IRL Your corp/alliance has now targeted me, I better watch out You petitioned so I'm probably about to get banned You died but I am the 'n00b' That is his main Microphones break all the time This little corp only kills NPCers This little corp only kills miners This little alliance hired mercs This one's coming for us all And this little alliance went wee wee wee all the way back to Empire
|
Jim McGregor
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 21:59:00 -
[2]
Yep.
--- Eve Wiki | Eve Tribune |
Wintersun QC
Caldari Doomheim
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:00:00 -
[3]
Originally by: Alowishus You suck if you die You suck if you won't fight outnumbered You suck if you don't solo kill Solo killers are griefers Your alliance/corp sucks My alliance/corp sucks His alliance/corp sucks Your alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) My alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) His alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) Every race sucks Every ship sucks Every race is overpowered/'ub3r' (sp?) Every ship is overpowered/'ub3r' (sp?) We die because of 'balance issues' We die because of 'exploits' CCP caters to Pirates/'PKers' CCP caters to carebears CCP sucks CCP rocks! Nobody can log in due to lag My ship/guns/missiles/ewar got ruined in t3h patch Pirates are all nerds in their parent's basement Pirates are 13-years-old IRL Pirates can't get girlfriends IRL Pirates are antisocial psychopaths bound for prison IRL Your corp/alliance has now targeted me, I better watch out You petitioned so I'm probably about to get banned You died but I am the 'n00b' That is his main Microphones break all the time This little corp only kills NPCers This little corp only kills miners This little alliance hired mercs This one's coming for us all And this little alliance went wee wee wee all the way back to Empire
Win.
|
Dario Wall
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:00:00 -
[4]
Sounds about right.
|
Jim McGregor
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:04:00 -
[5]
How the hell am I going to be able to fit all that in my sig... --- Eve Wiki | Eve Tribune |
Apocryphai
Caldari
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:06:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Alowishus You suck if you die You suck if you won't fight outnumbered You suck if you don't solo kill Solo killers are griefers Your alliance/corp sucks My alliance/corp sucks His alliance/corp sucks Your alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) My alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) His alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) Every race sucks Every ship sucks Every race is overpowered/'ub3r' (sp?) Every ship is overpowered/'ub3r' (sp?) We die because of 'balance issues' We die because of 'exploits' CCP caters to Pirates/'PKers' CCP caters to carebears CCP sucks CCP rocks! Nobody can log in due to lag My ship/guns/missiles/ewar got ruined in t3h patch Pirates are all nerds in their parent's basement Pirates are 13-years-old IRL Pirates can't get girlfriends IRL Pirates are antisocial psychopaths bound for prison IRL Your corp/alliance has now targeted me, I better watch out You petitioned so I'm probably about to get banned You died but I am the 'n00b' That is his main Microphones break all the time This little corp only kills NPCers This little corp only kills miners This little alliance hired mercs This one's coming for us all And this little alliance went wee wee wee all the way back to Empire
You suck.
Originally by: Victor Valka What the skull-chick said.
|
Dario Wall
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:07:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Jim McGregor
How the hell am I going to be able to fit all that in my sig...
Really, really, REALLY small font?
|
Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:08:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Dario Wall
Originally by: Jim McGregor
How the hell am I going to be able to fit all that in my sig...
Really, really, REALLY small font?
or you could submit it to omgrawr and link to it in your sig. Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin Marcus Thinks Eve who knew!? |
Dixon
Caldari Hells Donkeys
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:11:00 -
[9]
I think this deserves a sticky for those who don't have the time to read through the forums.. __________________________________________________
Originally by: Cmdr Sy So here is the state of Amarr tech. Nos, plate, EANM and a tracking disruptor - pick two out of four and counter all setups.
|
Sovy Kurosei
Amarr Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:11:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Jim McGregor
How the hell am I going to be able to fit all that in my sig...
Make a signature out of it and have it scroll. That is what I did with some of my signatures. ___________________
|
|
Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:16:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Sovy Kurosei
Originally by: Jim McGregor
How the hell am I going to be able to fit all that in my sig...
Make a signature out of it and have it scroll. That is what I did with some of my signatures.
Your sigs make me think your into that furry stuff Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin Marcus Thinks Eve who knew!? |
Daravel
Caldari Ore Mongers SMASH Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:28:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Dixon I think this deserves a sticky for those who don't have the time to read through the forums..
ROFL
/signed
Invasions will be met with hostility and flying marshmallows!
Originally by: Ordo Lucius Maybe the veldspar 'roid he was mining lost its temper and tried to mine him instead? Quote:
|
Opai McTwist
Amarr The Sell Swords
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 22:37:00 -
[13]
I wanted to add a few... but i realize that these fall into some of the OP's categories.
XYZ is a corp thief XYZ had their reasons Sig Wars win eve Begun these sig wars have My sig got pwnz0rd by ISD and all I got was this pink explanation My sig got pwnz0rd by ISD and now they're deuling over my sig space My corp/alliance doesn't allow me to post My corp/alliance doesn't allow me to post, but i am My corp/alliance allows me to post (but I shouldn't) Your corp/alliance doesn't allow you to post, hee-hurr Your corp/alliance does allow you to post, but they should ban you DS is everywhere DS is not everywhere, but will be soon DS would be here, but he's locked down in Jita, please hold BoB is teh ebil RA is teh ebil D2 is teh ebil IRON is teh ebil ASCN is(was) teh ebil BE is teh ebil 0utbreak is teh ebil Ginger Magician is a nublet GOONS are teh ebil Blob warfare is teh ebil Loggoffs and their cousins the loggoffskis are teh ebil POS war is short for ping-pong war (insert large alliance here) is dying and will be: a) mining Veld in Empire b) war-deccing n00b corps in Empire c) disbanding and the main peeps will be turning to piracy while the former leaders of that corp/alliance are joining MC
|
Yukami Kido
Caldari Adeptus Illuminati Aegis Authentica Ethereal Dawn
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 23:36:00 -
[14]
|
Major Stormer
Caldari Celestial Apocalypse Insurgency
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 23:43:00 -
[15]
Very nice :)
|
Sovy Kurosei
Amarr Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.01.15 23:56:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Your sigs make me think your into that furry stuff
___________________
|
Ikvar
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Mercenary Coalition
|
Posted - 2007.01.16 00:06:00 -
[17]
YOU MUST ALWAYS FIGHT OUTNUMBERED EVEN IF YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO WIN BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY OF THE HONOURABLE CODE OF SPACESHIDO!
Originally by: Rekindle I was in an empire system when they used their grief tactics to explode everything I own.
|
Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
|
Posted - 2007.01.16 00:11:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Ikvar YOU MUST ALWAYS FIGHT OUTNUMBERED EVEN IF YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO WIN BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY OF THE HONOURABLE CODE OF SPACESHIDO!
makes me think you've run into some antipirates (even though your MC) Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -Marcus TheMartin Marcus Thinks Eve who knew!? |
Ketrin
|
Posted - 2007.01.16 00:17:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Alowishus You suck if you die You suck if you won't fight outnumbered You suck if you don't solo kill Solo killers are griefers Your alliance/corp sucks My alliance/corp sucks His alliance/corp sucks Your alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) My alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) His alliance/corp is the 'pwnz0r' (sp?) Every race sucks Every ship sucks Every race is overpowered/'ub3r' (sp?) Every ship is overpowered/'ub3r' (sp?) We die because of 'balance issues' We die because of 'exploits' CCP caters to Pirates/'PKers' CCP caters to carebears CCP sucks CCP rocks! Nobody can log in due to lag My ship/guns/missiles/ewar got ruined in t3h patch Pirates are all nerds in their parent's basement Pirates are 13-years-old IRL Pirates can't get girlfriends IRL Pirates are antisocial psychopaths bound for prison IRL Your corp/alliance has now targeted me, I better watch out You petitioned so I'm probably about to get banned You died but I am the 'n00b' That is his main Microphones break all the time This little corp only kills NPCers This little corp only kills miners This little alliance hired mercs This one's coming for us all And this little alliance went wee wee wee all the way back to Empire
You win forums for at least a week :).
|
Chewan Mesa
Beagle Corp
|
Posted - 2007.01.16 00:21:00 -
[20]
|
|
Andargor theWise
Disbelievers of Fate The SUdden Death Squad
|
Posted - 2007.01.16 02:08:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Dario Wall
Originally by: Jim McGregor
How the hell am I going to be able to fit all that in my sig...
Really, really, REALLY small font?
An animated GIF or rotating sig. - Got grief?
Revelations MySQL Database |
Dark Shikari
Caldari Imperium Technologies Firmus Ixion
|
Posted - 2007.01.16 02:11:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Opai McTwist DS is everywhere DS is not everywhere, but will be soon DS would be here, but he's locked down in Jita, please hold
I'm here!
-[23] Member-
Listen to EVE-Trance Radio! (DSTrance channel ingame) |
ollobrains
Privateers Privateer Alliance
|
Posted - 2007.01.16 02:14:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Opai McTwist DS is everywhere DS is not everywhere, but will be soon DS would be here, but he's locked down in Jita, please hold
I'm here!
of course u are and so am i - agree with everything said here tho thats about eve
All posts made by myself represent my personal opinion only - they do not represent the rest of the privateer alliacne unless they decide to agree with what im saying
|
gladstone gander
g guild
|
Posted - 2007.01.17 14:16:00 -
[24]
lol nice one 8-)
|
Baleorg
Gallente Guys of Sarcasm
|
Posted - 2007.01.17 14:20:00 -
[25]
in all the answers. you forgot jita
BTW: A GOOD Cache-Cleaner |
Nicocat
Caldari New Age Solutions
|
Posted - 2007.01.17 15:57:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Opai McTwist DS is everywhere DS is not everywhere, but will be soon DS would be here, but he's locked down in Jita, please hold
I'm here!
IBD... oh, ******* hell ;.; ----------------------------
Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY
WTB: Friggin' portrait |
Lyzander
Caldari Mugen Academy
|
Posted - 2007.01.17 16:10:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Baleorg in all the answers. you forgot jita
Agreed, it was absolutely hilarious, but could use 'Jita sucks' thrown in about 4-5 times for good measure. ---
ライザンダー ・ 無限学園 |
Kazuma Saruwatari
|
Posted - 2007.01.17 16:13:00 -
[28]
We have a forum-winner.
Now it is time to end the forums. Sorry guys, but someone had to win someday...
|
Aberash
eXceed Inc.
|
Posted - 2007.01.17 17:58:00 -
[29]
Edited by: Aberash on 17/01/2007 17:56:02
Originally by: Alowishus
You suck if you won't fight outnumbered
So damn true.
|
Raberash
|
Posted - 2007.01.17 17:58:00 -
[30]
Edited by: Raberash on 17/01/2007 17:55:03 ignore
|
|
|
|
|
Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |