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Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
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Posted - 2011.12.02 14:21:00 -
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To the OP:
First off, you're an idiot.
Secondly, you don't know squat when you talk about human hisec miners. (I run a hisec mining corporation. And I mine 4-5hours a day. And I gank bots when they come into my area of operations.)
Thirdly, a huge wall of text to tell everyone that you're better than me, because you're a pvp'r. Whoopty fricken-doo.
And lastly, you're a coward. Not because you gank miners, hisec or otherwise, but because you won't post with your main.
Do you need a hug and for someone to tell you that your great in real life? Then step away from the computer, open up some windows and let the light in, shower, then go get a life.
Manifesto my hairy butt, more like a plea for some social acknowledgement to your sorry exsistance.
Oh, btw, I'm writing this while I mine. Does this upset you?
Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
351
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Posted - 2011.12.02 14:40:00 -
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Jeff Latro wrote:I just shoot miners because it amuses me.
As a hisec miner, I have more respect for this pilot, than the OP. Hell, atleast this one is telling the truth. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
351
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Posted - 2011.12.02 14:44:00 -
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DrDan21 wrote: EvE is a PvP game, and you can make billions in nullsec without really using much effort if you know how
Everything in EVE is pvp. Dur hur. Market manipulation, combat, mining, hauling. Extract your brain-housing group from your posterier region. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
351
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Posted - 2011.12.02 15:26:00 -
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Lil Nippy wrote:That post was seriously crazy man I got to admit I didn't read it all but god damn.
Yeah high sec miners are pretty lame, why they even play the game at all is beyond me. I have always thought profitable rocks should only be out in low sec and null sec to create more PvP/industry hybrid corps, but sadly I guess CCP does not share my thoughts. High sec miners simply do not get the entire experience of eve or even seem to care, I think they just get off on the fact that they can make more cash in a video than in real life and it gives them a self esteem boost lol.
Shhh, before you hurt yourself. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
351
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Posted - 2011.12.02 15:34:00 -
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Famble wrote: Also, this is further evidence to me that both are needed, suicide ganker and miner alike. We get too much of either camp and everything breaks down. I don't root for either of you, rather I root for both, simultaneously.
Here is someone that gets it. +1 to you sir. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
351
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Posted - 2011.12.02 16:24:00 -
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Dietrich III wrote:OP, I already know you will ignore the naysayers of your craft in this thread (and in local), as you should. Your manifesto was a fantastic read and you've converted me from someone who just condoned highsec miner ganking into a fervent supporter of the practice.
If you too want to bring excitement back into this great game then take arms, rid the once pristine hisec ice belts of these heartless carebear desecrators and restore them to their former glory!
Bring the pain, I'm ready. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
356
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Posted - 2011.12.04 20:38:00 -
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Lonox wrote:The best thing to ever happen to EVE would be to remove industry entirely. CCP could slap bounties on the drones then, seed the market with everything you'd need, go F2P and open up the cash shop. EVE wouldn't die, maybe all the whiner's would finally leave and they'd make a killing.
The asshat is strong in this one. Please for all that is holy, stop talking before you hurt yourself. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
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Posted - 2011.12.05 17:57:00 -
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Killstealing wrote: for a manly man like you you sure act like a vagina
For an internet tough guy, you are a vagina. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
375
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Posted - 2011.12.07 14:22:00 -
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Sinitron wrote:To be fair you must be pretty numb to sit around shooting rocks all day.
No more numb than flying around lowsec looking for a fight that never materializes. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
375
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Posted - 2011.12.07 16:07:00 -
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Inago Yaki wrote: Oh never mind, that's OK. We understand that going for carebear miners is a lot easier and a lot less dangerous.
No no, you forgot. People that gank miners, are 1337 pee vee pee. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
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Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
381
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Posted - 2011.12.08 15:53:00 -
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Crumplecorn wrote:The underlying point however, is sound.
Then your an idiot too Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
384
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Posted - 2011.12.08 18:37:00 -
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Krios Ahzek wrote:Nephilius wrote:Stahlregen wrote:Demosthenes returns.
James 315, I believe this to be one of, if not the most poignant and heart-felt of your many essays.
The fact that your powerful manifesto of Eve's currently disheartening zero-risk empire zeitgeist resulted in 14 pages of posts, (most of which only serves to prove your arguments regarding the insidious and corrupting thought processes of the self-enslaved-hisec-miner) is truly a testament to your oratory prowess.
As a long-time follower of Karttoon's teachings it gives me much pleasure to see that while the directorate of my own alliance has since tried to distance themselves from the one true prophet his lessons have not been forgotten.
I am afraid that until exclusively empire players are willing to apply a modicum of self-analysis and realise the stupidity in their own self-inflicted misery your valiant struggle will never end. Although that is perfectly alright because as you say; Those willing to give up their own possessions in order to take away those of the mewling, unthinking masses will always hold the initiative, relegating their victims into a perpetual reactionary stance, forever on the back-foot and forever held to the whims of those with the intelligence and drive to control them.
Never forget that you are not alone in this. Does anyone else hear a strange, slurping noise? I'm sorry, not everyone lives one room away from where your mom works.
That's the best you can come up with? What a sad little child you are. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
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Posted - 2011.12.08 19:37:00 -
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Krios Ahzek wrote: I'm sorry, not everyone lives one room away from where your mom works.
That's the best you can come up with? What a sad little child you are.
Mirror mirror.
Haha now YOU are the sad little child
Wait. I'm a child because you referred to someones mother? Not only are you a child, but you're one of those "special" childs that has to wear a helmet. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
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Posted - 2011.12.16 14:56:00 -
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Blinky3J wrote:**** son, you went deep. Personally I just like seeing ships explode and tears are an added bonus.
Atleast your honest. As a hisec miner, I'd rather hear someone tell the truth than sugar coat it, like they're all cerebral. +1 to you. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
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Posted - 2011.12.30 22:18:00 -
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James 315 wrote:Which sort of misses the whole point.
Which point is that?
1). You're better than everyone else 2). You're more 1337 than us poor hi-sec miners 3). You're way more intelligent than anyone that boards a mining vessel. 4). That we should just un-sub now and get it over with.
But the truth of the matter is, and its plain and simple to the rest of us, you need to get out more, and leave the "manifesto" to those who know what the hell the word actually means.
Manifesto my big hairy ass. More like a cry for help because someones real life is crumbling down around his ears and now he has to make himself feel better by posting a "manifesto".
Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
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Posted - 2012.02.10 21:06:00 -
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leich wrote:
Your carebear tears nourish us. and we enjoy your fail attemps at trolling.
I would like to say it is currently a little too easy for us some of the challange has gone but thats fine we just move to higher sec systems.
Your stupid is showing. I'll give you a challenge, come to Parses. Find me. Woof Woof. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
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Posted - 2012.02.11 21:58:00 -
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Milo QUinn wrote:Oh dear, another jar-head. Hoo-rah! What is this? Knuckle-draggers Unitied?
While I can appreciate your protecting us HiSec Miners, as a disabled US Marine, the jar-head Hoo-rah comment comes close to taking my appreciation to annoyance. But, I do agree that those that suicide gank miners in hisec are knuckle dragging semi-illiterate createns. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
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Posted - 2012.02.12 19:57:00 -
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Agreed. What I normally make in a month, I've made in one week. Keep up the Lords work, gankers. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
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Posted - 2012.02.13 04:48:00 -
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Billionaire Carebear wrote:Forums are for the Lulz. I read it as fiction, cause EVE is just a game so it is just fiction as well. None of it is really real.
Sorry, Brother. EVE is life! Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
459
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Posted - 2012.02.13 07:28:00 -
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TravisWB wrote:Duh, of course CCP is in favor if ganking miners. The weak ones leave the game but what CCP REALLY WANTS is for EVERYONE to BUY PLEX and then PEW PEW IT AWAY. Rinse, repeat.
How fricken stupid are you people?
Apparently not as stupid as you for rolling Matari and putting that crap all over your face. Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á And some days, you're just a man with a gun. |
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