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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 03:38:40 -
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So who is all at war with this corp?
I'm so sick of pricks like this. Forgive me for my language. As their bio says they "probably have good reason."
Bull ****.
Wanna know how they war deced us? I'm gonna tell you anyway.
They first tried recruiting me to their corp. .. I knew they were only trolling me.
When I told them "no thanks, I'm happy with my buddies in this corp" they replied to me with "**** those guys." At this point I was done talking to them. Our corp has had some good times together, and we will continue to do so.
Then they chased me something like 7 jumps back to high sec, where I switched ships and decided to humor them and go for a brawl in good fun. After all, they insulted my friends and I enjoy a good friendly scrap. Knowing that I was likely to lose, but whatever.
The next day they dec us. Go figure they want 500 mil to end the war. That is not gonna happen for anyone, I no longer give isk away like that.
So tell me, how does insulting my friends and harassing me give you good reason to war dec us and relentlessly grief us? It isn't as if I agressed any of them or harassed them or insulted their friends by telling them they should abandon their corp. Or some **** head **** like that.
Anyone that is at war with The Vikings of Valhalla and would like to organize and combine our efforts should get in contact with me. Together we should kick their asses back into rookie ships.
I'm not interested in hiring mercs, they are probably blue to them or some lame crap like that. As has been my experience with mercs every time I've looked into hiring them. I'm only interested in teaming up with people that want to put the hurt on The Vikings of Valhalla. |
Charlie Jacobson
293
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Posted - 2015.02.18 03:45:19 -
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This thread is a great way to get more war decs against you. Then again, maybe that's what you're fishing for? *shrugs*
Either way, keep up the excellent posts and content creation. \o/ |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 03:49:50 -
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Charlie Jacobson wrote:This thread is a great way to get more war decs against you. Then again, maybe that's what you're fishing for? *shrugs*
Either way, keep up the excellent posts and content creation. \o/
Hey thanks for the troll, that was really helpful. |
Charlie Jacobson
293
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Posted - 2015.02.18 03:53:51 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:Charlie Jacobson wrote:This thread is a great way to get more war decs against you. Then again, maybe that's what you're fishing for? *shrugs*
Either way, keep up the excellent posts and content creation. \o/ Hey thanks for the troll, that was really helpful.
Not even trolling. Just hinting that the tone of your thread will attract wardeccers with a taste for salty tears. |
Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
1315
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Posted - 2015.02.18 04:25:55 -
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Confirming that's not a troll. Likely at this point you have been watchlisted by several, and locators are most likely already running. At least the next few weeks wont be boring for you guys, and I'm sure that you will have some good times as a result.
It is dark here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Leto Thule
Everywhere and Terrible
2096
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Posted - 2015.02.18 05:33:23 -
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Charlie Jacobson wrote:Dr Longbow wrote:Charlie Jacobson wrote:This thread is a great way to get more war decs against you. Then again, maybe that's what you're fishing for? *shrugs*
Either way, keep up the excellent posts and content creation. \o/ Hey thanks for the troll, that was really helpful. Not even trolling. Just hinting that the tone of your thread will attract wardeccers with a taste for salty tears.
True.
Big Fat Forum Meanie and Thanatos Scammer
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Sequester Risalo
Significant Others
56
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Posted - 2015.02.18 10:05:26 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:I no longer give isk away like that.
This caught my attention. Did you at any time give away money like that?
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Kev Ftw
The Filthy Few Break-A-Wish Foundation
63
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Posted - 2015.02.18 10:26:11 -
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Will you be flying any more 500m Tengus around in the next week or so?
A friend wants to know. |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
1975
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Posted - 2015.02.18 10:58:43 -
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War will go live in a couple of hours ! Surrender fee will be 1B or 2 fedo's (also no troll).
TORA FOR CSM X - A NEW HIGH-SEC
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE !
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 14:08:58 -
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Not gonna pay anyone a damn fraction of an ISK. So eat it. |
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 14:15:05 -
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Kev Ftw wrote:Will you be flying any more 500m Tengus around in the next week or so?
A friend wants to know.
no |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 14:19:41 -
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Sequester Risalo wrote:Dr Longbow wrote:I no longer give isk away like that. This caught my attention. Did you at any time give away money like that?
I've given ISK away in so many different ways. I'm not going to give any to anyone that isn't supporting our cause. Those days are over. No more bank of Dr Longbow piggy bank. |
Ro Fenrios
Armilies corporation Skeleton Crew.
48
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Posted - 2015.02.18 14:55:33 -
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Well, look at the positive side. After all these wardecs, another wardec probably won't feel so horrible anymore. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 14:55:52 -
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It amuses me to see that in my efforts to find allies in this pointless war, all it seems I will be doing according to what you are saying is gaining more war targets. The day I take advice from CODE supporters is the day I start flying mining barges and shooting things that don't shoot back to get a cheep lol, and that is never. Go ahead, gang up on me, that is what I'm used to.
I'm used to having huge balls and facing unbeatable odds since day one of this game. Won't be anything new, and that is the sad part. Groups like that all the same in my eye, fight for the same reasons, use the same tactics, and have the same intent as a motive for war. I happen to have a vision of building something better than that. Something that stands for a cause instead of just to harass people that are weaker than us, troll in local, and grief the "noobs" and be dicks about it because they cant match force and are easy prey.
I will not give up, I will not fail, I will find friends who want the same things as we do, I will find a way to defile our enemy with their own disgrace and dishonor. Together as a team we will become strong enough to beat back anyone that wants to oppress and extort us. Only the hardened and strong will survive. You don't want to give me a reason to gather intel on your organization, at this point I've gotten really good at that.
My killboard may make me look stupid. Have you ever stopped to think that is how I want you to think? So go ahead and talk your trash, you know it all leet pvpers, because you are sooooo good at what you do. (For many of you that is simply farming easy kills.) I never forget about any of our war targets. Some of them are looked upon with fond memories of fun times as new friends playing the game togeather, win or lose. Some of them are looked back upon with preparation and revenge in mind. Nothing will take my eye off the prize, nobody will discourage me from my goals. Derp Masters is ours and will not be taken away.
Either you are looking to help our cause, or step off it and mind your business. I do not go out of my way to fight just anyone for no reason. Nothing will stop me, not even 2000 hot dropped capital ships. Because I will just keep trying until I have the force to match gun for gun, ship for ship, and I won't need 20 alts to do it. I have faith in friendship, and I have faith in honor, and I believe in integrity. I fear nothing, respect much, admire some, and aspire to be greater tomorrow than I am today. |
Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
241
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Posted - 2015.02.18 15:09:20 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:
I'm used to having huge balls
Not empty quoting.
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Ro Fenrios
Armilies corporation Skeleton Crew.
49
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Posted - 2015.02.18 16:02:21 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:It amuses me to see that in my efforts to find allies in this pointless war, all it seems I will be doing according to what you are saying is gaining more war targets. The day I take advice from CODE supporters is the day I start flying mining barges and shooting things that don't shoot back to get a cheep lol, and that is never. Go ahead, gang up on me, that is what I'm used to. I'm used to having huge balls and facing unbeatable odds since day one of this game. Won't be anything new, and that is the sad part. Groups like that all the same in my eye, fight for the same reasons, use the same tactics, and have the same intent as a motive for war. I happen to have a vision of building something better than that. Something that stands for a cause instead of just to harass people that are weaker than us, troll in local, and grief the "noobs" and be dicks about it because they cant match force and are easy prey. I will not give up, I will not fail, I will find friends who want the same things as we do, I will find a way to defile our enemy with their own disgrace and dishonor. Together as a team we will become strong enough to beat back anyone that wants to oppress and extort us. Only the hardened and strong will survive. You don't want to give me a reason to gather intel on your organization, at this point I've gotten really good at that. My killboard may make me look stupid. Have you ever stopped to think that is how I want you to think? So go ahead and talk your trash, you know it all leet pvpers, because you are sooooo good at what you do. (For many of you that is simply farming easy kills. ) I never forget about any of our war targets. Some of them are looked upon with fond memories of fun times as new friends playing the game togeather, win or lose. Some of them are looked back upon with preparation and revenge in mind. Nothing will take my eye off the prize, nobody will discourage me from my goals. Derp Masters is ours and will not be taken away. Either you are looking to help our cause, or step off it and mind your business. I do not go out of my way to fight just anyone for no reason. Nothing will stop me, not even 2000 hot dropped capital ships. Because I will just keep trying until I have the force to match gun for gun, ship for ship, and I won't need 20 alts to do it. I have faith in friendship, and I have faith in honor, and I believe in integrity. I fear nothing, respect much, admire some, and aspire to be greater tomorrow than I am today.
I would say year from now, presuming you will stay in eve that long, you will look at this post and see yourself how silly it sounds like. I will try to help you understand since I consider myself as a nice guy. First of all, I have been in your position. Roughly one week into this game, I got my first wardec. With no previous knowledge about the game, how to fight back, or even fully understanding yet how to group your guns and other basic stuff like that, I found myself chased in my destroyer by punch of T3 cruisers.
Like you, I chose to stick with my corp. For that I raise you hats, because very common response to wardec is that the defending side just drops the corp and reforms. You can fight or you can flee, I leave that up to you, but understand that you are right now talking in C&P section of the forums. That's like where all the 'bad guys' hang out. Asking help in here is like smearing yourself in blood and then jumping into a tank full of sharks.
This is not the way to find allies. |
Xorphix
Deadly Fingertips
41
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Posted - 2015.02.18 16:15:52 -
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Oooohh! Fresh meat. |
Demerius Xenocratus
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
86
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Posted - 2015.02.18 17:47:23 -
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This particularly merc corp likes to hunt in garmurs, gilas and t3's yet nobody wants to dec them? |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Origin. Black Legion.
1954
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Posted - 2015.02.18 18:09:03 -
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Ro Fenrios wrote: ... You can fight or you can flee, I leave that up to you, but understand that you are right now talking in C&P section of the forums. That's like where all the 'bad guys' hang out. Asking help in here is like smearing yourself in blood and then jumping into a tank full of sharks.
This is not the way to find allies.
This is the right place to get allies, the problem is that he tried to get said aid for free (while also sounding a tw@t).
F
Would you like to know more?
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
1390
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Posted - 2015.02.18 18:44:55 -
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Opened thread.
Saw OP's alliance name.
Was not disappointed by his ability to live up to said alliance name.
Am leaving happy, and with another potential target bookmarked.
My Many Misadventures
Reading Comprehension: so important it deserves it's own skillbook.
I seek to create content, not become content.
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admiral root
Red Galaxy
2393
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Posted - 2015.02.18 18:52:16 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:War will go live in a couple of hours ! Surrender fee will be 1B or 2 fedo's (also no troll).
Code wardec will go live tomorrow. Surrender fee will be 100 fedos.
No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff | No-one hates you, none of us care enough for that.
Sabriz for CSM
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Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
551
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Posted - 2015.02.18 19:25:41 -
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I'm going to give the OP a little credit for not being in an NPC corp by the time I read the thread, though I do realize that's probably just because the wardecs haven't gone live yet and he doesn't yet understand what he's done to himself. |
Sahriah BloodStone
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
63
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Posted - 2015.02.18 19:58:55 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:It amuses me to see that in my efforts to find allies in this pointless war, all it seems I will be doing according to what you are saying is gaining more war targets.
Thats because you wanted help for free, while also making a point to say you wanted no merc help, all while typing in a rather standoffish tone. Im not sure what you expected.
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Saeger1737
Deadly Fingertips
1034
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Posted - 2015.02.18 20:34:41 -
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Xorphix wrote:Oooohh! Fresh meat. Appearantly not fresh enough, the tora zombies have attacked it. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 20:35:26 -
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I have been a CEO for many years, been deced by many people for what ever reason I do not know. I spend most of my pvp time solo being destroyed by groups I never stood a chance against. However, as then and as now, I will never give up. So if you aren't just like the rest of them prove me wrong. Prove to me that this game has people interested in supporting a cause other than being dickwads to people just because you can.
I know where I'm posting and I know the likes of people that scan these forums. This is why I chose here, I need hardened gritty help, not some care bare rage quitters. Because this filth is deep and I need people that are willing to get dirty and go the distance needed. I'm not looking to hire mercs, I'm looking for other groups in our situation dealing with the problems that we are facing with the same corp, interested in teaming up to overcome this problem together. So do what ever you gotta do, I'm not looking for sympathy or anyone to hold my hand. I'll undock in rookie ships and get podded 100,000,000 times over for all I care. All ganging up on us will do is prove my point. I'd much rather gain a group of hardened individuals who want to support our cause with us and destroy our enemies.
I did not ask for this war, nor am I opposed to battle. So keep laughing and trolling. I'm not asking for advice, I am not in need to be notified of what I am doing right or wrong. I know the full weight of my actions. That is why I am a CEO, I have a reputation to build and an empire to raise. I ask no quarter and expect to be left to my business accordingly. If you think you are going to intimidate me you are gravely wrong.
I am not saying that I can, or will, take on anyone or everyone. I am saying that I will never give up on Derp Masters. Rascals Brigade is where I will stay. No war dec, nobody will ever take that away. I will never war dec without cause, I do not feed on tears for fun. I have more respect for people than that.
Also, I have deced CODE, war with them is nothing new to me and I am opposed to the method of their cause.
I fear nothing, respect much, admire some, and aspire to be greater tomorrow than I am today. |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
1982
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Posted - 2015.02.18 22:28:38 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:Not gonna pay anyone a damn fraction of an ISK. So eat it. Then we re going after your Fedo's. War starts in 24h !
TORA FOR CSM X - A NEW HIGH-SEC
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - DELETE THE WEAK , ADAPT OR DIE !
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 22:31:19 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Dr Longbow wrote:Not gonna pay anyone a damn fraction of an ISK. So eat it. Then we re going after your Fedo's. War starts in 24h !
I don't know what that is so whatever. |
Paranoid Loyd
3906
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Posted - 2015.02.18 22:35:11 -
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History lesson
"Gankers are just other players, not supernatural monsters who will get you if you don't follow some arbitrary superstition. Haul responsibly and without irrational fear." Masao Kurata
Fix the Prospect!!!
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 22:41:07 -
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Now I know, thanks. That is classy, I like that. lmao. |
Valkin Mordirc
647
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Posted - 2015.02.18 22:41:45 -
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http://evewho.com/pilot/Dr%20Longbow
Apparently this man's shenanigans are so bad it's reached EVE who.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
554
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Posted - 2015.02.18 22:49:40 -
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https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98360896/
That's really not how you're supposed to use the Tornado.
EDIT: Double L-ASB is not the answer two everything please stop immediately |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 23:11:03 -
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that buzzard is fun |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.18 23:49:47 -
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Keep it up, this is nothing I haven't been trolled with before btw. I don't do what all you people do. I refuse to fit into the text book way of how to fit a ship. I'm gonna try whatever I want until I find something I like. Some of these closed minded individuals that are set in their ways hide behind a shroud of numbers and unlimited wealth just have it all figured out right? Keep trolling, you are only proving my point. You are no different than the rest of them.
That's three war decs today. I wonder how many more I'm gonna get for being sick of this relentless crap I get. Just because my existence makes people insecure enough to attempt to extinguish my enthusiasm and desire to rise above all this bull headed my way. Or something, who knows, I honestly have no idea how or why I'm so outrageous or amusing that everyone wants a piece of Derp Masters.
What are you trying to prove?
I will not fit the mold you want me to? That I must make you feel really threatened, to grant me the sort of attention you are?
If only I had the means to destroy the neck beards. Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated? Is it that I'm not afraid to speak my mind and stand for what I believe in? Or is it just that you feel insignificant enough in real life that you spend all your time imagining that you are awesome because you feed on those who cannot effectively defend themselves on a video game?
I will feed you trolls so much, until the pile of crap surrounding you begins to drown you. So pop the damn popcorn and laugh it up, because I don't have a stop button. If anything, I will create content so vast that these code chumps will become a laughable memory. These merc corps that wanna come and extort me, because someone wants to pay them to do so, or just because I opened my mouth. Go ahead brag about how you fought a corp that could not stand a chance, because that is such an example of being good at pvp.
Get over yourselves, find a real target, one that can actually match you. Then maybe I will respect you for what you do. Until then, you are no different than the miner bumpers in my eye. Some of you I have flowed closely for years now and I know that you are legit and not simple petty griefers.
However, if you think that I will be shut up or discouraged ever, than I am above you even now. |
Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
1321
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Posted - 2015.02.19 07:41:40 -
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I don't think anyone wants you to shut up, to be honest. What's happening now isn't because you wanted help so much as the somewhat less than diplomatic approach you used to solicit for it. Social nuances and stuff.
Don't be too discouraged, this will pass. Use the opportunity to meet new folks and have fun playing with them. Who knows, you might pick up a few new tricks in the process. Just try to have fun.
It is dark here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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ggodhsup
relocation LLC.
60
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Posted - 2015.02.19 08:09:09 -
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Omar Alharazaad wrote:I don't think anyone wants you to shut up, to be honest. What's happening now isn't because you wanted help so much as the somewhat less than diplomatic approach you used to solicit for it. Social nuances and stuff.
Don't be too discouraged, this will pass. Use the opportunity to meet new folks and have fun playing with them. Who knows, you might pick up a few new tricks in the process. Just try to have fun.
qft.
oh yeah....ill be war decing you as well |
Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
245
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Posted - 2015.02.19 08:16:23 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated?
I'd be interested in hearing more about this. |
Valkin Mordirc
649
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Posted - 2015.02.19 09:14:57 -
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Quote:Keep it up, this is nothing I haven't been trolled with before btw. I don't do what all you people do. I refuse to fit into the text book way of how to fit a ship. I'm gonna try whatever I want until I find something I like. Some of these closed minded individuals that are set in their ways hide behind a shroud of numbers and unlimited wealth just have it all figured out right? Keep trolling, you are only proving my point. You are no different than the rest of them.
The fact that you have been trolled like this before does not reflect well on you. If you built up a resistance to such treatment then I would assume you are an annoying person who purposely seeks such attention.
Those who have wealth or large numbers following them. Normally know what they are talking about. They are versed enough to fair well in EVE. Disregarding them shows an extreme amount of arrogance.
That whole different from rest of them. The rest of who? The so called griefers of EVE?
Quote:That's three war decs today. I wonder how many more I'm gonna get for being sick of this relentless crap I get. Just because my existence makes people insecure enough to attempt to extinguish my enthusiasm and desire to rise above all this bull headed my way. Or something, who knows, I honestly have no idea how or why I'm so outrageous or amusing that everyone wants a piece of Derp Masters.
You obviously brought such stress on yourself by publicly whining about being decced. It's like going to a Neo-**** march and talking to people about free rights and not expecting to be jumped.
Your existence doesn't make anybody feel insecure to any point. It's your obvious arrogance that causes the intent dislike that your personality brings out. If you would handled this in a humble way. Things wouldn't have turned sour. Instead you claim that you are a victim, when in fact, you are not.
Fun Fact. In EVE, would play the Victim. The player base generally will make sure that turns out to be true. Even if wasn't to start with,
Quote: What are you trying to prove?
That we can do what we want.
Quote:If only I had the means to destroy the neck beards. Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated? Is it that I'm not afraid to speak my mind and stand for what I believe in? Or is it just that you feel insignificant enough in real life that you spend all your time imagining that you are awesome because you feed on those who cannot effectively defend themselves on a video game?
Neck beards? Insignificant?
Hm, Funnily enough. It is you, who is insignificant, otherwise this wouldn't be a problem for you. Which judging by how you are purposely shoehorning a moderately advance vocab into your rants, seems to prove that you are trying your damnedest to appear somehow better then anyone else.
Also how can I be insignificant. but I obviously "Feed on those who can not effectively defend themselves"? Would that not me those I...feed...on are more insignificant then I?
Quote: I will feed you trolls so much, until the pile of crap surrounding you begins to drown you. So pop the damn popcorn and laugh it up, because I don't have a stop button. If anything, I will create content so vast that these code chumps will become a laughable memory. These merc corps that wanna come and extort me, because someone wants to pay them to do so, or just because I opened my mouth. Go ahead brag about how you fought a corp that could not stand a chance, because that is such an example of being good at pvp.
Your are not feeding trolls, hardly. You are attempting to feed your own superiority complex, made apparent by your unbelievable amount of chest beating and **** stroking.
What content are you trying to create? Another...I was going to use the word Carebear but Carebears really don't whine, they just mine, and such. You are worse then than that. Your just...a whiner. A loser with an Ego problem.
Also WTF Why is CODE being mentioned here. >.> Stop that.
However, if you think that I will be shut up or discouraged ever, than I am above you even now.
Greeeeaaaat, Another Veers/Lucas, \o/
#DeleteTheWeak
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Ro Fenrios
Armilies corporation Skeleton Crew.
50
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Posted - 2015.02.19 09:44:05 -
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Well, his determination is pretty damn high. He who shall not be named (so that he does not appear to ruin this thread) would have already dropped his corp and then announced in forums how he defeated the evil wardeccers 250 to 1. I did feel bit of sympathy for this guy when he first posted his thread buuuut..... yup, now it's gone.
The guy seems to have so huge balls, he thinks he can take on all of eve. I just find them big vulnurable target. And you know, in eve there are no honoburu rules of combat, so even cheap shots are go. |
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
159
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Posted - 2015.02.19 11:52:05 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:Keep it up, this is nothing I haven't been trolled with before btw. I don't do what all you people do. I refuse to fit into the text book way of how to fit a ship. I'm gonna try whatever I want until I find something I like. Some of these closed minded individuals that are set in their ways hide behind a shroud of numbers and unlimited wealth just have it all figured out right? Keep trolling, you are only proving my point. You are no different than the rest of them.
That's three war decs today. I wonder how many more I'm gonna get for being sick of this relentless crap I get. Just because my existence makes people insecure enough to attempt to extinguish my enthusiasm and desire to rise above all this bull headed my way. Or something, who knows, I honestly have no idea how or why I'm so outrageous or amusing that everyone wants a piece of Derp Masters.
What are you trying to prove?
I will not fit the mold you want me to? That I must make you feel really threatened, to grant me the sort of attention you are?
If only I had the means to destroy the neck beards. Is it the size of my huge balls that goes unappreciated? Is it that I'm not afraid to speak my mind and stand for what I believe in? Or is it just that you feel insignificant enough in real life that you spend all your time imagining that you are awesome because you feed on those who cannot effectively defend themselves on a video game?
I will feed you trolls so much, until the pile of crap surrounding you begins to drown you. So pop the damn popcorn and laugh it up, because I don't have a stop button. If anything, I will create content so vast that these code chumps will become a laughable memory. These merc corps that wanna come and extort me, because someone wants to pay them to do so, or just because I opened my mouth. Go ahead brag about how you fought a corp that could not stand a chance, because that is such an example of being good at pvp.
Get over yourselves, find a real target, one that can actually match you. Then maybe I will respect you for what you do. Until then, you are no different than the miner bumpers in my eye. Some of you I have flowed closely for years now and I know that you are legit and not simple petty griefers.
However, if you think that I will be shut up or discouraged ever, than I am above you even now.
Have you considered running for the CSM?
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.19 15:42:54 -
[40] - Quote
Some of these replies assume a lot and know so little. I'm not whining oh whaaa whaa I got war deced. Not at all actually. Arrogance, possibly a little. Ego, well I'm Dr Longbow and I'm the face of Derp Masters. How do you do? I need a bigger fleet. For some of you judging is your main problem, you judge before you know so in my eye you know nothing. Assume a lot and know little. Have I hurt you with my words?
Love me, hate me, pity me, laugh at me, do whatever you want. I've still made a large enough impact on your day that you felt the need to at least pop in here and rattle off some sort of remark. Weather it is positive advice or negative trash talk, that in and of itself is a small victory. Some of you even wanted to contribute to "teaching me a lesson in game" or some crap like that. Win or lose, I will see you on grid my friends o7. I have still yet to find any organizations interested in teaming up to kick the crap out of our enemies. If you aim to harvest my tears or destroy what has been created, you will find a warm cup of pee instead of tears (may also be a little salty.) Derp Masters will live on and I will build this empire. I will not forget the journey to the top and the lessons I have, and will have learned to get to the main goal.
Thus, yet another one sided pointless battle to ensue, its whatever. In reality I just want a war that is fun for both sides. I have been told I should run for CSM before, whatever that means I do not know. I doubt the likelihood of someone as loud as I am being elected and if I were I don't know what I would do at this point I think. I however do know what I would do with a force like the one that is about to hit me. It would not be pointlessly war dec smaller weaker organizations for a cheep quick lol. I would go out on a campaign for glory and conquest. Most likely carve out a nice chunk of sovereignty to hold on to for starters.
So if any of you are interested in supporting this cause, please contact me and lets go do it.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Origin. Black Legion.
1957
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Posted - 2015.02.19 17:49:53 -
[41] - Quote
"All of this has happened before, It will happen again."
But fear not, redemption (through an appropriately funded merc contract) awaits those who can reform their ways.
In truth, a complete reading of my tasty blog would save many from such butthurts... Yes spacefriends, I am just that humble and magnanimous, doing CCP's job for them, long before 'new player experience' (SoonTM) was a thing.
Did I mention I am also handsome?
F
Would you like to know more?
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
6
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Posted - 2015.02.19 18:16:18 -
[42] - Quote
You Black Legion fellas are some of the top tier players in the game, I have mad respect for your tact and demeanor as a group. Plus Black Legion is brutally efficient in battle most of the time. I aspire to some day be of that tactical quality. |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
548
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Posted - 2015.02.19 18:40:52 -
[43] - Quote
Quick suggestion for you.
Next time you're at war with someone, look up who else they're at war with. Then contact the CEOs/Executors of those entities and discuss possibilities in game. This is far more likely to net you cooperation and help without ringing the dinner bell in C&P.
Generally, merc groups aren't willing to just randomly jump in and help you for free. At least with BAW (my alliance), we're always interested in killing our targets and are generally willing to work with randoms to accomplish this - especially if they're willing to bait for us.
tl;dr Don't whine about your problems on the forums unless you're willing to pay well to resolve them. Talk to people (in a reasonable tone) in game and arrange to have your enemies space-murdered. It's much more effective. |
Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
1323
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Posted - 2015.02.19 18:46:38 -
[44] - Quote
Confirming at least that Feyd has an amazingly sultry voice over comms, plus his golden path has led me to revel in the joys of the pee versus pee. I learned stuff and people died because of it. That is awesome. Longbow, Doctor Longbow that is... this intense shitstorm that has happened in the wake of your initial post is a direct result of two things, the first of which I covered in my earlier post and I'm fully aware that you understand. The second reason is tied closely to the first and that is the disrespect of mercenaries you held when you first posted. There is a fine line between pirate and mercenary, I'll be the first to admit that... However, upon being contracted a mercenary organization suddenly finds themselves bound by the terms of said contract to behave in the manner desired by their client. This is just base professionalism. Sure, we like to pew for fun and profit, but once there's a job laid out that is what's important. Had you courteously sought the services of one of the several reputable merc alliances and corps out there things might have gone differently. I'm not ragging on you here, to be clear, just trying to shed some light. As I stated before, I honestly hope you do have fun in the next couple weeks. Rally your boys and put up the good fight. In a target rich environment you're bound to suffer losses, but don't despair... every loss is an opportunity to learn to get better. Every win is triumph well earned, savor them. I doubt we'll be crossing swords in the big black, but if we do I hope we can part with a 'GF' and enjoy the experience.
It is dark here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Richard Stallmanu Stallmania
The Vikings of Valhalla
39
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Posted - 2015.02.22 06:35:03 -
[45] - Quote
op success |
Elisebeta Brescia
The Vikings of Valhalla
1
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Posted - 2015.02.22 06:42:29 -
[46] - Quote
I'm super happy you posted here Mr. Longbow. Makes my giggle spot tickle.
We aren't even a Hi-sec merc corp. We are a low-sec pvp corp. Just so happens that some of our alts have decent sec status.
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shelly's Jihad
The Vikings of Valhalla
9
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Posted - 2015.02.22 06:50:21 -
[47] - Quote
FOR THE STATE! |
Zrell Ven
The Vikings of Valhalla
2
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Posted - 2015.02.22 06:50:22 -
[48] - Quote
FOR THE STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Elisebeta Brescia
The Vikings of Valhalla
1
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Posted - 2015.02.22 06:55:13 -
[49] - Quote
From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.01.22 04:08 To: Elisebeta Brescia,
Hello,
If you are the diplo for your corp I would like to discus a possible nonagression pact with your corp. We as a corp have no interest in combat with caldari malitia members at this time. I look forward to hearing from somebody within your corp about this matter. Hopefully we can avoid future hostilities between us. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Dr Longbow
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Subsparx
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
40
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Posted - 2015.02.22 07:21:59 -
[50] - Quote
I find this entire thread highly amusing considering that you war-decced my alliance because you lost your ship, which was neutral to my alliance, then threatened to pursue combat with people in my alliance if I didn't comply to giving blues to your corporation. You try strong-arming people yourself, yet when it happens to you it results in a forum post?
Diplomacy From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.01.28 23:16 To: Chichou Odori, Xeron Vann,
Hello,
I realize that normally you don't go to war with someone when you want to be on good terms. I'm sending this mail in regards to an incident where I did not agress and simply tried to avoid a large calmil fleet. I miss the militia and have no interest in hostilities with calmil as a whole in any way. I would like to resolve this issue before I begin to select targets from your organizations. As I would prefer to support calmil as a neutral entity. Galmil on the other hand can go bugger off and we will do anything to make things more difficult for them in caldari space with or without your organizations consent.
Furthermore, I understand that this may seem like a joke to an organization such as your own. Especially coming from someone with my background and pvp record. My main goal is to usher in diplomacy between our organizations in efforts of achieving a similar goal. I would like to discuss a surrender of this current war on our behalf and I would like to gain mutual blue standings so that we can work together as a coalition. I am willing to grant 48 hours for you to reply and will be sending the same message to the other calmil alliance we are currently at war with. However, after the 48 hours is up I will begin to pursue combat with specific targets within the two organizations. I would much rather see these individuals fighting with the Gallente militia because it is beneficial to the state. I look forward to your reply, and thank you for your time.
Regards,
Dr Longbow
CEO of Crimson Serpent Syndicate --áwww.crimsonserpent.com
Chairman of Heiian Conglomerate --áwww.heiian.com
Owner of FWC - www.factionwarfare.com
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RolandoooEvoX
The Vikings of Valhalla
8
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Posted - 2015.02.22 07:28:55 -
[51] - Quote
http://i.gyazo.com/18a1511a0e0e8ab31ea4ffdc8a7b22b1.png
Dr Longbow, you make it too easy. GÖÑ
FOR THE STATE! |
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
2774
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Posted - 2015.02.22 09:53:16 -
[52] - Quote
To be honest, the OP sounds kind of fun, in a raging megalomaniac sort of way. I'd consider helping him out, if he didn't insult my profession like that.
I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:
https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
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Ro Fenrios
Armilies corporation Skeleton Crew.
52
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Posted - 2015.02.22 12:01:00 -
[53] - Quote
Destiny Corrupted wrote:To be honest, the OP sounds kind of fun, in a raging megalomaniac sort of way. I'd consider helping him out, if he didn't insult my profession like that.
Im sure he would have got plenty of help had he been little more humble and chosen words better. |
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Brawlers Inc.
1461
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Posted - 2015.02.22 12:21:26 -
[54] - Quote
My corp will accept a one time payment of 200m to help you fight off these immoral agressors. Send me 100m and an ally offer if interested. I will accept and then expect the other 100m.
New Player Placement Specialist and Scope Project FC.
Contact me for a free consultation.
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Steppa Musana
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.02.23 03:13:12 -
[55] - Quote
Look at the mercs piling on the guys who are already down. How sad and shameful. But hey that's the highsec community for you. Its like you guys are roleplaying the highschool bully. Perhaps there is a reason for that... |
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
558
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Posted - 2015.02.23 03:50:07 -
[56] - Quote
Steppa Musana wrote:Look at the mercs piling on the guys who are already down. How sad and shameful. But hey that's the highsec community for you. Its like you guys are roleplaying the highschool bully. Perhaps there is a reason for that...
For the record, BAW happily worked with Dr Longbow to ensure that a certain Viking experienced an explosion. |
Degnar Oskold
Justified Chaos Spaceship Bebop
152
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Posted - 2015.02.23 22:30:14 -
[57] - Quote
Adriel Malakai wrote:Steppa Musana wrote:Look at the mercs piling on the guys who are already down. How sad and shameful. But hey that's the highsec community for you. Its like you guys are roleplaying the highschool bully. Perhaps there is a reason for that... For the record, BAW happily worked with Dr Longbow to ensure that a certain Viking experienced an explosion.
Shame, Terminus Wrex is an alright guy. |
Aaron eVega
The Vikings of Valhalla
3
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Posted - 2015.02.23 22:44:33 -
[58] - Quote
Typical HS scrub alliances like BAW always blobbing people in the most risk-averse way possible. |
Johnny Jinks
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
41
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Posted - 2015.02.23 22:48:39 -
[59] - Quote
i feel like the only reason you need to war dec anyone is because you can and want to. |
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
2018
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Posted - 2015.02.23 22:58:51 -
[60] - Quote
Aaron eVega wrote:Typical HS scrub alliances like BAW always blobbing people in the most risk-averse way possible. But you're also a highsec scrub alliance. The individual involved there was in fact camping jita when he got exploded. |
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Dohbart
The Filthy Few Break-A-Wish Foundation
2
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Posted - 2015.02.24 00:34:58 -
[61] - Quote
Aaron eVega wrote:Typical HS scrub alliances like BAW always blobbing people in the most risk-averse way possible.
That's funny, Caldari Militia calling anyone scrubs. The pot and kettle discussion comes to mind...
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Elisebeta Brescia
The Vikings of Valhalla
1
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Posted - 2015.02.24 01:37:52 -
[62] - Quote
Vimsy Vortis wrote:Aaron eVega wrote:Typical HS scrub alliances like BAW always blobbing people in the most risk-averse way possible. But you're also a highsec scrub alliance. The individual involved there was in fact camping jita when he got exploded.
Check your hi-sec privilege, you're triggering me.
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Dohbart
The Filthy Few Break-A-Wish Foundation
2
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Posted - 2015.02.24 02:26:57 -
[63] - Quote
Elisebeta Brescia wrote:Vimsy Vortis wrote:Aaron eVega wrote:Typical HS scrub alliances like BAW always blobbing people in the most risk-averse way possible. But you're also a highsec scrub alliance. The individual involved there was in fact camping jita when he got exploded. Check your hi-sec privilege, you're triggering me.
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44780888/
All that low-sec scary, trigger away. He musta got lost on his way to Tama I guess. |
Elisebeta Brescia
The Vikings of Valhalla
1
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Posted - 2015.02.24 03:35:55 -
[64] - Quote
Slow clap |
Clara Barcelo
Deadly Fingertips
0
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Posted - 2015.02.25 07:02:04 -
[65] - Quote
Aaron eVega wrote:Typical HS scrub alliances like BAW always blobbing people in the most risk-averse way possible.
BAW isn't actually risk adverse. They are just really really good at planning out they're movements. You can call a bunch of things. But I don't think Risk-Adverse just because one of your corp mates got ganked by a bunch of Nado's or jump on gate, so one so forth.
This is EvE if the fight is fair, both sides have already failed. Blobbing can be annoying but if your really complaining about about 10 or so active members blobbing you. You seem to be the one risk-adverse.
"Fite me 1v1 scub so I'll have a chance" so on and so forth type of risk adverse, Why can't you be the baller that takes on all of BAW in a Nestor? Sure you might lose, but if you kill one or two, it makes for a great story and chances are BAW will probably come to like you. Hell I would. |
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
2781
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Posted - 2015.02.25 07:50:41 -
[66] - Quote
Because this is EVE, where those who fight smartly are cowards and hypocrites, and those who refuse to fight entirely are full of integrity and are the most honorable warriors of all.
I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:
https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
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Victus Henley
Everlasting Vendetta. This Is How We Roll
0
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Posted - 2015.02.25 11:00:48 -
[67] - Quote
Destiny Corrupted wrote:Because this is EVE, where those who fight smartly are cowards and hypocrites, and those who refuse to fight entirely are full of integrity and are the most honorable warriors of all.
Can i get this on a bumper sticker or something? |
Aaron eVega
The Vikings of Valhalla
4
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Posted - 2015.02.25 17:20:30 -
[68] - Quote
Don't make me start linking kbs.... careful who you talk **** to. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.25 20:37:17 -
[69] - Quote
Allow me to clarify a few things to you low depth bottom feeders. Your ego has defeated you.
1. Its Dr Longbow, not Mr, nor sir. I didn't spend all that time learning doctor things to be called a Mr by the likes of garbage. 2. Calmil is 95% garbage. That's why you are losing. If I war Dec you, its because I dont respected your actions. 3. You are garbage, when the time comes I won't even waist my time. I will just simply dispose of the trash, its that easy. Because I'm above your petty giggles and half rate kill farmington. 4. All ties with high sec at being severed so you want some read our corp details. Bring your **** fleets out and play in the real woods with real PvP. Otherwise keep hiding in high sec and low sec, mind your buseness. That way big daddy Dr Longbow can roll in and teach you a lesson as I am also a professor. 5. I am a pirate and people like you are my targets. I do not prey on the weak and helpless. I will unleash a raiding force that will be noticed for our actions. We have our war target list, for now you are safe. We certainly are coming, and we will prevail. |
Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
566
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Posted - 2015.02.25 22:10:42 -
[70] - Quote
Please god move your corp to nullsec. |
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Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
250
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Posted - 2015.02.25 22:14:44 -
[71] - Quote
Dr Longbow wrote:
Bring your **** fleets out and play in the real woods with real PvP.
Christ on a bike.
You owe me for one dry cleaning bill, one keyboard, one pack of screen wipes and one cappuccino. |
Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
566
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Posted - 2015.02.25 22:16:04 -
[72] - Quote
https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99005120/
I take it back, please don't come out here, your corp is too much for the likes of us. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.25 23:00:13 -
[73] - Quote
Corp is already moved. We'll be raiding soon. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.25 23:02:36 -
[74] - Quote
[Eve capacitor style batteryquote=Mortlake]Dr Longbow wrote:
Bring your **** fleets out and play in the real woods with real PvP.
Christ on a bike.
You owe me for one dry cleaning bill, one keyboard, one pack of screen wipes and one cappuccino.[/quote]
Good luck with that. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.25 23:31:41 -
[75] - Quote
Anything else you are interested in saying before I start my campaign to destroy empires I deem worthy of demize? I feel I've got a good list, I know just the direction to go, and I know where it all started. It started long before this issue with viqueens. Honestly it is working to my advantage. Maybe some of you would like to make me eat my words. I aim to see you eat yours, have you soil yourselves from indigestion. Then baith you in the filth of your crushed tactical prowess.
Ask me how I know this is going to work. At this point, I have learned that the main objective in my goal. Cannot be stopped by the oppression of others. The only thing stopping me, would be myself. I have the green light, and every objective is a goal that I must hit. This runs deeper than you know. You would need to dredge the bottom of that pond you have confined yourselves in for so long. Just to catch a glymps of the true power I have.
Unfortunately, if you as an entity or organization do not support our cause. The only way to know for sure, is if you fail to overcome our cause. Me harties yoho
Soon statements may turn to actions, that is for you to decide. It is not yet time to sail out for vengeance. We're fishing for small fry to cut our teeth on. They deserve it, for tasting so good. They also happen to play a part in our main goal at this time. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.25 23:34:44 -
[76] - Quote
Think you have me all figured out dont you? |
Elisebeta Brescia
The Vikings of Valhalla
1
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Posted - 2015.02.26 00:11:51 -
[77] - Quote
Mrs. Longbow,
One does not simply hide in lowsec. It takes many years of training to accomplish. Lowsec hiding is a x116 skill.
Demise is spelled with an "S". A doctor should know that.
"Viqueens" is clever as ****.
I agree that CalMil is 95% garbage. Thats why we wardecced all them the day we joined militia. It was fun. 10/10 would do again. Leet KB padding.
Real world pvp? Like paintball? I'm down broski.
You calling yourself a pirate is like Mariah Carey calling herself an actress. Saying something doesn't make it true.
Hearts and Kisses, Elisebeta Rektruiter and Negotiator for the Viqueens of Valhalla |
Bishop Aidartier
Everon Security Group
31
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Posted - 2015.02.26 00:12:44 -
[78] - Quote
Dr Longbow wrote:Anything else you are interested in saying before I start my campaign to destroy empires I deem worthy of demize? I feel I've got a good list, I know just the direction to go, and I know where it all started. It started long before this issue with viqueens. Honestly it is working to my advantage. Maybe some of you would like to make me eat my words. I aim to see you eat yours, have you soil yourselves from indigestion. Then baith you in the filth of your crushed tactical prowess.
Ask me how I know this is going to work. At this point, I have learned that the main objective in my goal. Cannot be stopped by the oppression of others. The only thing stopping me, would be myself. I have the green light, and every objective is a goal that I must hit. This runs deeper than you know. You would need to dredge the bottom of that pond you have confined yourselves in for so long. Just to catch a glymps of the true power I have.
Unfortunately, if you as an entity or organization do not support our cause. The only way to know for sure, is if you fail to overcome our cause. Me harties yoho
Soon statements may turn to actions, that is for you to decide. It is not yet time to sail out for vengeance. We're fishing for small fry to cut our teeth on. They deserve it, for tasting so good. They also happen to play a part in our main goal at this time.
hurrr durr burr zibby pah duuhh arrrriiieeeeee ma doooo? |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 00:32:16 -
[79] - Quote
Pirate, yes. My spelling great at all times, no. |
Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
567
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Posted - 2015.02.26 00:49:15 -
[80] - Quote
Dr Longbow wrote:Anything else you are interested in saying before I start my campaign to destroy empires I deem worthy of demize? I feel I've got a good list, I know just the direction to go, and I know where it all started. It started long before this issue with viqueens. Honestly it is working to my advantage. Maybe some of you would like to make me eat my words. I aim to see you eat yours, have you soil yourselves from indigestion. Then baith you in the filth of your crushed tactical prowess.
Ask me how I know this is going to work. At this point, I have learned that the main objective in my goal. Cannot be stopped by the oppression of others. The only thing stopping me, would be myself. I have the green light, and every objective is a goal that I must hit. This runs deeper than you know. You would need to dredge the bottom of that pond you have confined yourselves in for so long. Just to catch a glymps of the true power I have.
Unfortunately, if you as an entity or organization do not support our cause. The only way to know for sure, is if you fail to overcome our cause. Me harties yoho
Soon statements may turn to actions, that is for you to decide. It is not yet time to sail out for vengeance. We're fishing for small fry to cut our teeth on. They deserve it, for tasting so good. They also happen to play a part in our main goal at this time.
At this point I'm tempted to point you towards the roleplaying forums but I don't know if even they deserve this.
Anyways gl with the nullsec PvP corp thing, come out to the Providence / Catch area for good times. |
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 01:43:30 -
[81] - Quote
We will go to war again my friend. When I dec your organization it wont be as you expect. Start preparing.
Subsparx wrote:I find this entire thread highly amusing considering that you war-decced my alliance because you lost your ship, which was neutral to my alliance, then threatened to pursue combat with people in my alliance if I didn't comply to giving blues to your corporation. You try strong-arming people yourself, yet when it happens to you it results in a forum post?
The war dec will come, and it wont go as planned. :) |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 01:46:06 -
[82] - Quote
Destiny Corrupted wrote:Because this is EVE, where those who fight smartly are cowards and hypocrites, and those who refuse to fight entirely are full of integrity and are the most honorable warriors of all.
this statement is not true. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 01:48:30 -
[83] - Quote
Aaron eVega wrote:Don't make me start linking kbs.... careful who you talk **** to.
Careful who you threaten, they may be on a different level than you realize. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 01:54:21 -
[84] - Quote
As I said. I had no interest in battle with calmil. Call it a fondness for my fun memories with the people in the militia that didn't suck. Weren't bottom feeders, and actually were fun. Friend or foe.
However, I feel different now. What is stopping me from pirating in favor of the Gallmil? After all, many different kinds of pirates. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 02:02:42 -
[85] - Quote
Oh wait..
You thought ganking people was all you needed to do to call yourself a pirate?
don't make me giggle. Just take the bait, give it a nibble.
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 02:12:02 -
[86] - Quote
Elisebeta Brescia wrote:Dr Longbow,
One does not simply hide in lowsec like we do. It takes many years of training to accomplish these kind of farming skills. Lowsec hiding is a x116 skill, and that pretty much means we have no clue what we are doing.
Demise is spelled with an "S". A doctor should know that.
"Viqueens" is clever as ****, and it sould have been our corp name!
I agree that CalMil is 95% garbage. Thats why we wardecced all them the day we joined militia. It was fun. 10/10 would do again. Leet KB padding.
Real world pvp? Like paintball? I'm down broski.
You calling yourself a pirate is like Mariah Carey calling herself an actress. Saying something doesn't make it true.
Hearts and Kisses, Elisebeta Rektruiter and Negotiator for the Viqueens of Valhalla
I fixed it for you |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 02:23:03 -
[87] - Quote
Depends on how good the winds are. |
CAAN0N
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
59
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Posted - 2015.02.26 06:12:14 -
[88] - Quote
Dr Longbow wrote:Allow me to clarify a few things to you low depth bottom feeders. Your ego has defeated you.
1. Its Dr Longbow, not Mr, nor sir. I didn't spend all that time learning doctor things to be called a Mr by the likes of garbage. 2. Calmil is 95% garbage. That's why you are losing. If I war Dec you, its because I dont respected your actions. 3. You are garbage, when the time comes I won't even waist my time. I will just simply dispose of the trash, its that easy. Because I'm above your petty giggles and half rate kill farmington. 4. All ties with high sec at being severed so you want some read our corp details. Bring your **** fleets out and play in the real woods with real PvP. Otherwise keep hiding in high sec and low sec, mind your buseness. That way big daddy Dr Longbow can roll in and teach you a lesson as I am also a professor. 5. I am a pirate and people like you are my targets. I do not prey on the weak and helpless. I will unleash a raiding force that will be noticed for our actions. We have our war target list, for now you are safe. We certainly are coming, and we will prevail.
Hello My peasant Bow friend.
You war dec'd my esteemed organization recently and then dropped it within a couple days.
"Derp Masters Declares War Against Heiian Conglomerate From: CONCORD Sent: 2015.01.27 20:54"
"Derp Masters Retracts War Against Heiian Conglomerate From: CONCORD Sent: 2015.01.29 01:16"
Now i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just ask you, did my organization teach you respect in such a short amount of time, or did your doctorate also cover tactical retreat and cowardice?
Hope yo hear from you soon.
Love CAAN0N XoXoX
(obligatory come to my home system and fight me Brah)
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Subsparx
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
42
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Posted - 2015.02.26 06:14:29 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:We will go to war again my friend. When I dec your organization it wont be as you expect. Start preparing. Subsparx wrote:I find this entire thread highly amusing considering that you war-decced my alliance because you lost your ship, which was neutral to my alliance, then threatened to pursue combat with people in my alliance if I didn't comply to giving blues to your corporation. You try strong-arming people yourself, yet when it happens to you it results in a forum post? The war dec will come, and it wont go as planned. :)
You're going to war me again because I didn't comply to bluing your alliance the last time? Your second attempt isn't going to result in blues either, your efforts would be better wasted elsewhere.
CEO of Crimson Serpent Syndicate - www.crimsonserpent.com
Chairman of Heiian Conglomerate - www.heiian.com
Owner of FWC - www.factionwarfare.com
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 14:33:53 -
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Your esteemed organization will be deced again, and the next time will be for real, no blue request, no quarter given. We simply have bigger fish to fry at this point in our mission. Rest assured, I know the full weight of what you fellas are capable of. We can not lose, we can only defeat ourself. Nothing you can say or will do can stop us. The preparations have already succeeded. It didn't have to be this way my old calmil comrades. Unfortunately you didn't see the value in true piracy. Unlike the gank squads you leet fools call piracy.
I didn't Dec you because I was mad, I did it because I felt betrayed by people I once felt a part of. The fact that I'm going full on pirate now is simply fitting with the Guristas story. Especially consittering the sercumstance of my personal background. You fellas are simply a catalyst reinforcing this part of the story. The story of how we rose above the level of filth plaguing so many of us for so long.
At this point, all I have to do is let the domino's fall. I could lose 98% of my corp, have alliance members leave. The plan will run its course. We shall prevail in the end and the hardened grit that is left over will erode the mountain you sit upon right out from under your feet.
You have no power over us. If it is a peasant you see us as, it is a guerilla resistance you will face. Our revolt will not fail. It is over when we decide our goal is met. Time is on our side.
If you think I have mooved to nul to talk trash and start fights you are gravely underestimating our cause. Its far bigger than that, that is how peasants act, we are founding an empire. We have grown past infancy, the demeanor of my ways has adapted to our situation. My first strategy could not have went better, and I have bozos such as the ones currently aggressing me to thank. You folks have played according to the plan almost too perfect. Soo easy to manipulate that you just let me right in that back door without even noticing.
Not today, not tomorrow, but soon my friends, soon.
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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
884
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Posted - 2015.02.26 15:02:09 -
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Alliance name: Derp Masters Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec Times this has been tried before: 4,430
"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 15:12:29 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:Alliance name: Derp Masters Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec Times this has been tried before: 4,430
I recruit pilots for all sec. We can not fail at our goal. |
Xorphix
Deadly Fingertips
43
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Posted - 2015.02.26 15:31:49 -
[93] - Quote
Dr Longbow wrote:Zeus Maximo wrote:Alliance name: Derp Masters Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec Times this has been tried before: 4,430 I recruit pilots for all sec. We can not fail at our goal.
What is that goal again? |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 15:46:05 -
[94] - Quote
Xorphix wrote:Dr Longbow wrote:Zeus Maximo wrote:Alliance name: Derp Masters Alliance mouth: Dr Longbow Reason for failure: Recruited pilots for highsec then moved to nullsec Times this has been tried before: 4,430 I recruit pilots for all sec. We can not fail at our goal. What is that goal again?
I'm so happy that you finally asked. Its to have fun with internet space ships silly. Among other small situational side endeavors. |
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
2798
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Posted - 2015.02.26 15:58:28 -
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That's Juche as ****, dude. Do you work for the KWP?
I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:
https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
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Oki Spiegel
P-VYVL Industries
0
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Posted - 2015.02.26 18:19:20 -
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Oh dear Longbow, you must have forgot to refill your medications. We still like you buddy and we like your plan. We do think you get a little too loud from time to time. I hope that you watch your step when conducting your operations within Venal.
Good luck old friend. .... You are gonna need it. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.26 18:28:50 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:That's Juche as ****, dude. Do you work for the KWP?
I can see where you gather this view from. No I do not work for the KWP, I work for Rascals Brigade.
Oki trust me, my demeanor in nul is way more sophisticated than when dealing with many of these high sec savages. I regret nothing, thanks for the wishes of luck. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.27 05:33:01 -
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Re: 1v1 From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.02.27 05:24 To: Terminus Wrex,
have fun with that. dinosaurs went extinct by the way.
Re: 1v1 From: Terminus Wrex Sent: 2015.02.27 05:17 To: Dr Longbow,
War: The Vikings of Valhalla vs. Derp Masters hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah get rekt
Re: 1v1 From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.02.27 05:16 To: Terminus Wrex,
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44729789/
this stands out on our KB so hard dude.
Re: 1v1 From: Terminus Wrex Sent: 2015.02.27 05:14 To: Dr Longbow,
Kill: Dr Longbow (Tornado) Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) Kill: Pancho DeBorracho (Cyclone) Kill: Dr Longbow (Buzzard) Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) lmao getrekt scrub From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.02.27 05:11 To: Terminus Wrex,
gonna bring that useless cyclone a bunch of reps. Those random tornado were the greatest **** ever. Did you like that? I was so the right ass hole in the right place, doing the right thing, at the right time. Dude,.... Derp Masters are on your killmail. The alliance Derp Masters have managed to destroy your ship. With some random help, that was awesome. No mad tho? :)
Re: 1v1 From: Terminus Wrex Sent: 2015.02.27 05:02 To: Dr Longbow,
you sound ******** have fun hiding in your station scrub
Re: 1v1 From: Dr Longbow Sent: 2015.02.27 05:00 To: Terminus Wrex,
I aim to make your organization pay for your actions. I will fight you, but time is on my side. We'll see who the true scrub in this 1v1 challange,,, btw, trash talk.
[04:24:05] hellyeaz > lol [04:24:42] Terminus Wrex Dr Longbow undock *****, I want to be inspired by your pirate ship [04:29:50] Terminus Wrex > you too busy plotting your epic ascendancy? [04:44:37] Dr Longbow > oh its termijusususpect come back then Wrex [04:45:28] Dr Longbow > I'll hit the forums like local to the likes of you [04:45:44] Dr Longbow Terminus Wrex pft okay dude [04:47:37] Dr Longbow > jhocky for position or do I need to go afk in space for you. every clone before me had to feed longbow's childrien. [04:47:51] Dr Longbow > these little rascals eat
1v1 From: Terminus Wrex Sent: 2015.02.27 04:29 To: Dr Longbow,
fight me scrub Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) Kill: Dr Longbow (Capsule) |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.27 05:33:52 -
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Someone was hungry for some Longbow. |
Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.27 05:36:31 -
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When you look at Derp Masters KB, This stands out. Dude Derp Masters got you. With lucky help yes, but does that burn a little? I'm the one who is bitching tho?
https://zkillboard.com/kill/44729789/ |
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.27 06:27:04 -
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[06:04:25] Terminus Wrex > where? [06:04:46] Dr Longbow > you know how dscan works calling me a scrub [06:05:07] Terminus Wrex > dude cmon [06:05:56] Terminus Wrex > i came all the way here [06:06:04] Terminus Wrex > just tell me where to warp [06:06:17] Dr Longbow > i won't warp till one of our ships pop [06:06:48] Terminus Wrex > where....are....you? [06:06:56] Terminus Wrex > jesus [06:07:16] Terminus Wrex > theres alot of **** in here [06:07:37] Dr Longbow > this system has been like this all day [06:09:03] Terminus Wrex > dude im at the sun come on lets go [06:09:14] Terminus Wrex > youre wasting time [06:10:09] Dr Longbow > nope [06:10:16] Terminus Wrex > planet 1? [06:10:29] Dr Longbow > why because you cant use dscan [06:10:37] Dr Longbow > I'm at a customs office [06:13:03] Terminus Wrex > bullshit dude [06:13:09] Dr Longbow > vi [06:13:23] Dr Longbow > i'm feeling the sun on this one [06:13:36] Terminus Wrex > 1 secv [06:13:38] Terminus Wrex > omw [06:14:44] Terminus Wrex > 175 km away? [06:17:19] Terminus Wrex > theyre just watchingh
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
7
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Posted - 2015.02.27 06:32:30 -
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I'm going to enjoy this. |
RolandoooEvoX
The Vikings of Valhalla
9
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Posted - 2015.02.27 14:26:16 -
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Dr Longbow wrote:When you look at Derp Masters KB, This stands out. Dude Derp Masters got you. With lucky help yes, but does that burn a little? I'm the one who is bitching tho? https://zkillboard.com/kill/44729789/
Actually when I look at Derp Masters kb that's the only kill I see.... hmmm.
I also see 40 straight losses in a row after you received help to kill a Battlecruiser (cyclone). Keep up the great work Mrs.Longbow!
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Dr Longbow
Rascals Brigade Derp Masters
8
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Posted - 2015.02.27 15:21:21 -
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Help that I didn't know I was gonna get. and the fact that its that one green spot really does make it stand out. I like how that cyclone ran out of cap charges and that is why your group decided he won and it was time to ***** on the km in a fight that was supposed to be 1v1.
Not mad, I knew you treacherous dogs would not fight with honor in a 1v1. You know damn well that without your help I would have ate that cyclone. I knew the 1v1 was bull **** the second I saw that half rate ganker in a battle cruiser in a fight that was supposed to be a battleship brawl.
Wanted to cry about me making him use dscan. Please, mark my words, the second you fools start to get close to losing the ISK war you will turn tail and run like the cowards you are. Come try that **** in Venal, if your fleet will make it alive. Or are you afraid that my Blue help will show up?
Rest assured my **** ant little friends, I have no blues in Venal yet. But I'm also not going to Venal to start **** with the locals, get rich, or any lame crap like that. I'm content being nuetral or even red. Wont be any different than now. I'm going so that when I decide to run a raid on some of you high sec war dec chumps its worth my while to come and find you. Plenty of hardened nul sec pvpers to fight that I actually have respect for along the way. Unlike fools such as you guys that justify your own self worth by talking trash to people just because you think you can. Is it safe?
The only thing that I respect about you clowns is that I don't have to keep paying for the war dec, and now that this war is mutual I have the upper hand. If you fail to see how I now have the upper hand than I have already won. Thus I'm warning you now, this is not a plea for surrender. We will prevail in this war with you should it continue.
I know of two huge tactical gaps in your operations, I know the players involved in your supply chain. I know how to crush groups like you. The difference between me and you is that this is not trash talk. This is me attempting to help you learn form your mistakes before you make them.
Thank you tho, thank you for enabling me to pursue the avenue that Dr Longbow has been destined to traverse since day one. Your group could not have done what it has done at a more opportune moment. You could not have fit into my plans any better. This makes the story of our ascension that much more interesting, I'll give you some credit for that.
Just a little tho, our true enemy has no idea that we are coming for them. Once we start our deployment you fellas be ready, take note, because it will be an example of things to come for you.
I am a mere capsuleer, one clone of many. A few clones ago something changed. I'm not the same Dr Longbow you thought you knew. I have learned from each existence, gained scars, lost an arm from being podded so may times that the genetic replicators could not re-mass it. If it takes till I have no flesh limbs left. Yes we can, yes we shall, yes we will prevail.
This is my closing statement in this post.
Fly Fun friends, and watch local. |
Miko Jin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
308
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Posted - 2015.02.27 15:35:14 -
[105] - Quote
Dr Longbow wrote:Help that I didn't know I was gonna get. and the fact that its that one green spot really does make it stand out. I like how that cyclone ran out of cap charges and that is why your group decided he won and it was time to ***** on the km in a fight that was supposed to be 1v1. Not mad, I knew you treacherous dogs would not fight with honor in a 1v1. You know damn well that without your help I would have ate that cyclone. I knew the 1v1 was bull **** the second I saw that half rate ganker in a battle cruiser in a fight that was supposed to be a battleship brawl. Wanted to cry about me making him use dscan. Please, mark my words, the second you fools start to get close to losing the ISK war you will turn tail and run like the cowards you are. Come try that **** in Venal, if your fleet will make it alive. Or are you afraid that my Blue help will show up? Rest assured my **** ant little friends, I have no blues in Venal yet. But I'm also not going to Venal to start **** with the locals, get rich, or any lame crap like that. I'm content being nuetral or even red. Wont be any different than now. I'm going so that when I decide to run a raid on some of you high sec war dec chumps its worth my while to come and find you. Plenty of hardened nul sec pvpers to fight that I actually have respect for along the way. Unlike fools such as you guys that justify your own self worth by talking trash to people just because you think you can. Is it safe? The only thing that I respect about you clowns is that I don't have to keep paying for the war dec, and now that this war is mutual I have the upper hand. If you fail to see how I now have the upper hand than I have already won. Thus I'm warning you now, this is not a plea for surrender. We will prevail in this war with you should it continue. I know of two huge tactical gaps in your operations, I know the players involved in your supply chain. I know how to crush groups like you. The difference between me and you is that this is not trash talk. This is me attempting to help you learn form your mistakes before you make them. Thank you tho, thank you for enabling me to pursue the avenue that Dr Longbow has been destined to traverse since day one. Your group could not have done what it has done at a more opportune moment. You could not have fit into my plans any better. This makes the story of our ascension that much more interesting, I'll give you some credit for that. Just a little tho, our true enemy has no idea that we are coming for them. Once we start our deployment you fellas be ready, take note, because it will be an example of things to come for you. I am a mere capsuleer, one clone of many. A few clones ago something changed. I'm not the same Dr Longbow you thought you knew. I have learned from each existence, gained scars, lost an arm from being podded so may times that the genetic replicators could not re-mass it. If it takes till I have no flesh limbs left. Yes we can, yes we shall, yes we will prevail. This is my closing statement in this post. Fly Fun friends, and watch local.
For an RP thread this is pretty funny. It is RP right?
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Aaron eVega
The Vikings of Valhalla
4
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Posted - 2015.02.27 19:33:26 -
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I'm not sure... I actually think he believes everything he says tbh... like lying about making the war "mutual"
PLEASE DO, it will save me some cash
Also, you only made the cyclone use 3 charges and you already used 20+ we just didn't feel like waiting while you slowly died in that horrible fit |
Davir Sometaww
Snuff Box Snuffed Out
24
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Posted - 2015.03.01 23:31:35 -
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Such a easy solution.
Just hire the santo trafficante.
Done and done. |
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