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jokerb
Caldari FATAL REVELATIONS Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.09.19 09:05:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho Edited by: Wild Rho on 18/09/2006 10:54:08 Wanted to see what my first ever pilgrim could really handle so I sat cloaked near the mista gate watching a Mega, Raven and 2 ferox waiting for them to aggress on somthing.
Eventually it happens and so I decloak hoping that between my nos and the sentry guns I can tank long enough (with ecm knocking some of them out of the fight) to outlast them and get some juicy kills.
It didn't take long until my cap vanished and I realised the bloody mega had 4 heavy nos of his own...uh oh.
Anywho, thanks to my own nos and dual reps I'm just hanging in there with my armour dropping ever closer to structure so I try to warp to a nearby belt. Almost aligned....almost....armours dropping....yes..yes...YES..YES...NO! Pop!
Bugger.
You were a very good sport :) (was in one of the Feroxes) .
And on that note....
There was a 1 month old character in a Ferox at the very same gate (same night if I remember correctly). I thought to myself well heck I can take him... Jumps in targets, scrambles, Fires. Gate guns no worries. *you have been warp scrambled by, uhm he trainded propulsion jamming oh boy... and so I lost my fully Tech II fitted Ferox to the Gate guns and a warp scrambler :P
Ah Well.....
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R Dan
Infinite Improbability Inc Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.09.19 09:48:00 -
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some amusing stories here :D good stuff!
thought I'd add my own:
Was back when HACs had just come out. and most people didnt have the skills to fly them, I did though due to my love of the thorax I'd got gallente cruiser 5 already. because my corp is wonderful they found me a seller I got the Deimos fairly cheaply - like 80 million or so when the average was 100.
So I'm swanning about in my shiny HAC, made shinier by how rare they were. I'd not got much to do so when a corp mate said he was doing L4 missions to bag a Fleet tempest I thought I'd cruise over to show off my shiney T2 goodness to the new guys that were already helping out.
I get there and warp to them, they're in the middle of a mission,popping some Angels, but its no big deal as our friendly temp is tanking them all. So now I'm in quite a large swarm of enemy ships and having much fun by turning my blasters on them and reducing them to vapour....trouble came when the BS pilot moved slightly too far away and the rats decided they needed a closer target - me.
Now the Deimos's tank isnt the best of the lot even when setup for a full tank....I was set for pretty much full gankage - because we had a tank already! Angels do that pesky damage type "Explosive" which ,of course, the deimos has a huge gaping hole when it comes to defending it. Needless to say my brand new shiney HAC lasted only a few seconds before *POP*
"ahh well...time to get a new one :("
I will save you, but make sure you bring beer - Wrangler and cAKe - Imaran I thought it was bREe, omgi'mgivingawaymodroomsecwetsftl - Cortes when come back ... bring PIE. Me like PIE. -Capsicum |
Talon Calais
Gallente Nubs. Black Reign Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.09.19 10:00:00 -
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Sitting outside a station in a blasterthron, apoc with beams pulls up next to me and opens up. Vaporizes my shields, damage stops at armor, it's all good right? So I return fire, going through his armor fairly well, I'm well within his optimal and he's going nowhere fast, then a tempest and ishtar show up.
"Ah shi...time to de-agro I guess"
Turn off all the blasters, reps and plates are doing their jobs, 20 sec...25....30 seconds goes by,
"Ok time to dock and get laughed at, but I'm still alive."
Docking Permission denied due to recent aggression.
Er. Start spamming dock.
Docking Permission denied due to recent aggression. Docking Permission denied due to recent aggression. Docking Permission denied due to recent aggression. Docking Permission denied due to recent aggression. Docking Permission denied due to recent aggression. Docking Permission denied due to recent aggression.
Stasis Webifier: Active. Warp Distruptor: Active.
"Ah well, she served me faithfully."
Boarding Station.....
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R Dan
Infinite Improbability Inc Dusk and Dawn
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Posted - 2006.09.19 10:01:00 -
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Edited by: R Dan on 19/09/2006 10:02:39 Oh! and heres another one:
I was leading a gang of TRUST T2 frigates arround the 0.0 systems near to EC- . I do remeber that we didnt have any interceptor pilots...so I'd guess we were all in assault friggies. We decided that we wouldnt use scouts, that we'd jump zoom from one system to another as one group, to give less warning and keep us all together etc.and basically had the intention of popping some pirates. we also "knew" that our squad was probably the largest in the area. (most of the pirates hunted alone to pop unwary haulers or NPCing BS)
There were only about 6 to 8 of us, but thats enough for some carnage :D I was in an ishkur, but setup to tackle - MWD, web, scram. Mostly because its an unusual setup -or was then i dunno about now - and partly because we had no interceptors so someone had to be fast enough to hold the enemies down.
I'm gang warping us about. BM to BM. gate to gate, system to system. One time when we pop out of warp there are 3 enemy T2 frigates! so I call primary one to nearest interceptor and open up, all 3 shoot at me...my shields are down and my armours falling, I'm webbed, I'm scrammed and nossed...and my gang mates say... "Where are you?...."
for the first time in the whole night I'd missed "warp gang members to..." and just warped myself. by the time they'd arrived I was in a pod and the hostiles had made a run for it....
So! we hopped on back to the EC- station with me in my pod, was only a couple of jumps. I nabbed my Harpy (for a change) and off we went again. merrily jumping from system to system - and once more I'm warping the whole gang about. we take a break from this because I'm getting dizzy :P and gate camp a bit instead.
Then we get word theres a much bigger BoB gang lurking in the area, but a good 5 jumps away, complete with HACs, covert ops, and interceptors - the whole lot.
So being as the Bob gang is said to be arround 20, in bigger ships, and we have 6. I decide we'd better get back to EC- and get some more teammates.... I give the command to jump through the gate we'd been camping....and land smack in the middle of the BoB fleet....lo! It was about 20 people big, with interceptors and HACs and god knows what else. So now my lil fleet it sat cloaked in the midst of this whopping BoB gate camp
"ahh well" says I and uncloak - when everything is concentrating on me I tell my fleet to escape...which fortunately they did :D
EDIT: typos
I will save you, but make sure you bring beer - Wrangler and cAKe - Imaran I thought it was bREe, omgi'mgivingawaymodroomsecwetsftl - Cortes when come back ... bring PIE. Me like PIE. -Capsicum |
Beavershot
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Posted - 2006.09.19 10:14:00 -
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The time I became father of my second daughter.
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Testy Mctest
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Posted - 2006.09.19 11:26:00 -
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My first ever podding, a few weeks ago.
Wasn't 'ah well' in terms of what happened, as it was down to clever use of drones to cause maximum lag. But was 'ah well' because my unpodded-since-birth run had to end sometime :)
Scrapheap Challenge Forums - All the cool kids are doing it!
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lasergazer
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Posted - 2006.09.19 12:38:00 -
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being in europe time zone i decided to stay up late as security to some friends in the usa
sitting at belt in a tech 2 fitted geddon killin any rats that appeared and "testing" guns on corp m8s and the like (as u do lol)
anyway mining op goes on and on and on i get sleepy and sleepy and sleepy till finally it all goes blank.....wake up in my chair after downtime in a pod to hilarious mails from corp m8s laughin at me.....yup i fell asleep at the wheel
worst part is this happened twice
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Larg Kellein
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Posted - 2006.09.19 12:52:00 -
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Having my best "ah well" moment right now. I fell asleep at the wheel last night, woke up and my computer had crashed. I'm fully expecting to log in to one Ferox reduced to space dust by the two cruisers left in the mission that I had set my ship to approach, once they get the server back up.
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Vactet
Immortalis Silens Atrocitas
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Posted - 2006.09.26 19:13:00 -
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New one.. So..mining..in my alts Vexor (He's new..sheesh). Hostile comes into system. Dock him, grab my main. Decide to be a annoyance, dont get the ferox..but i grab my executioner. Nothing major, two blasters (Yes..blasters..shush). We go out, find him. I fire, he runs. He runs for the next..oh..10 minutes and i just get plain tired of it. "When you fidn him, tell me. im docking and grabbing a strong drink" I..CANT F'ING COUNT IT SEEMS. 15-10=5!!! Warp to station to dock and sentries... Look at top left..yep..still on countdown. big "SON OF A!" moment. Didnt loose anything expensive but was annoying all the same.
im..so..going to create a macro for myself. It will check if i have a criminal countdown active. If it does and i try to warp to a station or gate..it will pop up a "HEY RETARD..COUNTDOWN..Think again!". Thats not against the EULA is it? Protecting yourself..from..yourself. Heh.
Sometimes the world needs to be kicked in the face to stop drooling on itself like an ignorant child. ::Public Relations Director for Immortalis Silens. ::Im paid to talk, not to be civil. |
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