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CM0T Dibbler
Caldari Dibbler Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.09.12 11:00:00 -
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Dibbler Enterprises offers the public a fantastic opportunity to get involved in the development of the food industry within the Eve network.
We are issuing 40,000 shares of which 20,000 will be kept by Mr Dibbler and 20,000 will be issues to the public at a price of 20,000 isk each.
After a successful period of selling the very best meat pies, meat on a stick and my famous 'Pork*' sausages I feel it is time to start trying to develop the market.
This is going to be achieved in several ways.
1.After hearing how often people applaud the Scorpion and Blackbirds because of their jam I investigated and cannot see any Jam or Marmalade products on the market. In light of this opportunity I have already commissioned the best chef I can afford and he is working around the clock to produce the appropriate products. We are first looking at releasing two versions of Jam, the 'Smooth' and the 'Juicy Bits'. We hope to have these to market before December providing we can secure a big enough supply of raw product.
2.With the upcoming advances in reverse engineering we are preparing our labs to work on the popular Quafe product. We are going to produce a limited edition version of our own product called 'Okay Cola'. The thing which will set this aside from the other dominant brands will the the 'hint of' range. In the pipeline are 'hint of sage and onion', 'hint of pork', and my least favorite (but my assistant tells me will work) 'hint of lime'. This research may take some time and depends on Dibbler Enterprises successfully securing a Tech 2 Quafe blueprint.
3.To compliment our drinks range we will also be moving into a new range of meat pie. All of the pies are kept to a secret recipe and because of this all my produce could be classed as having personality. We will be extending the range of named meats we currently use from four to eight. We will need to work on and develop new recipes and to secure the meat supply.
4.We are also going to be flying around the universe (Hi – Low sec) to spread the word about Dibbler Enterprises and to fill the gap between meals.
What returns can you expect? Obviously this is a development opportunity and we are not one of these fly by IPOS who offer you a measly 4%, 5% or even 10% each month. We simply cannot do that in the short or medium term. What we are offering is a chance to be in at the start of the culinary revolution. If these items listed above succeed then I expect you will be able to see profits in the 300%** range.
As you can see this is an exciting time for Dibbler Enterprises and we hope you are excited by the new developments coming in the food market and can see the potential in this area. If you wish to take part in this offering please send the funds onto CMOT Dibbler and the shares will be issued asap.
Thanks and good luck.
* Pork may be substituted by other products ** Profits stated are before taxes, administration charges and other expenses.
CM0T Dibbler Working to make both ends meat |
Ricdic
Caldari Corporate Research And Production Pty Ltd
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Posted - 2006.09.12 11:51:00 -
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w...h...err...aa..?...um...wa...
(speechless)
Insured Research and Production Services |
EMFi Manager
EvE Mutual Fund Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.12 12:02:00 -
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ricdic, responding encourages them...
let ... it ... die... in ..peace
Alt of Naphtalia
Visit my investment site |
Macon Squaredealer
Squaredeal Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.09.12 12:04:00 -
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Sorry, although I enjoy meat pies, meat on a stick, and sausage I am more partial to meats in cone type products. ___________________________________________ Watch for the Squaredeal Enterprises IPO in the coming months. |
CM0T Dibbler
Caldari Dibbler Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.09.12 12:12:00 -
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Did I not mention we may be expanding into coned meat? Maybe various meat flavoured ice-creams.
Gaspode is up for this and is currently rounding up the rats..erm.. supplies in the hold. CM0T Dibbler Working to make both ends meat |
Romana Corvus
Amarr Quasar Consortium
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Posted - 2006.09.12 13:36:00 -
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Cut-My-Own-Throat Dibbler? Yeah, gimme a sausage. Onna stick.
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Taurequis
Waylander 01
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Posted - 2006.09.12 14:07:00 -
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I'm terrified....
I saw your advert for meat-on-stick, named-meat-on-stick etc in local the other day and pasted it into the stock market channel....
Now your here doing an IPO....
Taur
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Elena Lanfear
Crafty Productions
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Posted - 2006.09.12 14:53:00 -
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*grin*
Mr Dibbler, have you all the necessary allowances to start such a business? I am not sure, but i guess that Concord is very intrested to know, what kind of meat you use for you meat pies. IF there is any meat in it ;-).
I think there will also be a problem with the reverse engeneering of your new product "Okay Cola", because you plan to use a trademarked product as base.
If you have any questions regarding this, i would recommend to find Lord Vetinari. I am sure he is one of the highest CONCORD members, but perhaps he use a false name.
Greetings Elena Lanfear
former member of the ANKH Morpork City watch and loyal Secretary of "Severin Siebenstreich", Mayor of the "Sirupminenbezirk", AM.
PS and OOG: LOOOOOOOOL, if you speak german i have a few nice links for you, we play once a year an Ankh Morpork LARP ;-)
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Hori To
Minmatar Rifter Corp
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Posted - 2006.09.12 15:51:00 -
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will you be doing deliveries?
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Knos
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Posted - 2006.09.12 17:47:00 -
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Originally by: Hori To will you be doing deliveries?
...only in the back.
<cue the ba-da-ching!)
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!
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Pang Grohl
Gallente
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Posted - 2006.09.12 18:01:00 -
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Right, I have some ISK for you right here in my luggage.
..err, has anyone seen where my luggage wandered off to?
Si non adjuvas, noces (If you're not helping, you're hurting) |
Pestillence
Revelations Inc.
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Posted - 2006.09.13 10:36:00 -
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Originally by: EMFi Manager ricdic, responding encourages them...
let ... it ... die... in ..peace
It's reference to Terry Pratchetts books.
It made me smile
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Testicle Mallet
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Posted - 2006.09.19 04:10:00 -
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this one made me lol.
thanks dibbler :) |
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