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Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
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Posted - 2014.10.15 22:01:00 -
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The Company is in need of cabin boys to man our masts. You know the drill: we're the best, good fights, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
You must meet any three of the following minimum requirements
Quote: Good Scanning Skills Ability to use Covert Ops Cloaking Device II Ability to use Strategic Cruiser(s) Ability to fly the Stratios faction cruiser
All of the following requirements are mandatory
Quote: Full API for background check Use Mumble for voice comms Anything else we might make up for our amusement
Emptor Cavete
Quote:DRTC is a vile and despicable group. We excoriate eachother at the slightest offense and will not hesitate to plunge the depths of your aft hangar. Cherished beliefs will be attacked and wives or girlfriends will be seduced onto comms so we can lie to them about your lascivious encounters in internet spaceship cyber rooms.
Join our public channel for spies, recruits and awoxers if you dare: JACKN IT |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.15 22:01:48 -
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The Company is in need of cabin boys to man our masts for w-space PvP. You know the drill: we're the best, good fights, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
You must meet any three of the following minimum requirements
Quote: Good Scanning Skills Ability to use Covert Ops Cloaking Device II Ability to use Strategic Cruiser(s) Ability to fly the Stratios faction cruiser
All of the following requirements are mandatory
Quote: Full API for background check Use Mumble for voice comms Anything else we might make up for our amusement
Emptor Cavete
Quote:DRTC is a vile and despicable group. We excoriate eachother at the slightest offense and will not hesitate to plunge the depths of your aft hangar. Cherished beliefs will be attacked and wives or girlfriends will be seduced onto comms so we can lie to them about your lascivious encounters in internet spaceship cyber rooms.
Join our public channel for spies, recruits and awoxers if you dare: JACKN IT |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.16 15:23:08 -
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While you're browsing the forums at work make a note to join one of our upcoming circle jerks. |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.17 15:53:00 -
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You become smarter when consuming alcohol because the slower, weaker brain cells are killed off first. Natural selection. At work. |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.17 15:53:19 -
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You become smarter when consuming alcohol because the slower, weaker brain cells are killed off first. Natural selection at work. |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.18 14:51:14 -
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I went deer hunting this morning and didn't see a damn thing. |
Cheeswrinkle Ongrard
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2014.10.18 15:15:27 -
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Malception wrote:I went deer hunting this morning and didn't see a damn thing.
What type of Bow do you have? |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.19 15:19:04 -
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I don't hunt with a bow. I wait up in a tree and when a deer walks by I jump out and strangle it to death. |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.20 12:10:28 -
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Need more pilots for Operation Frigate Shield. |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.21 13:57:10 -
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Ever thought about having a relationship with a two headed girl? The possibilities are endless. |
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Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.22 17:47:25 -
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Join our mission to destroy the ebola virus in space. Donate plex to us and we will send proceeds to the poor, suffering children in Africa so they can dig wells, buy goats, raise chickens and throw spears. |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.23 15:41:50 -
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POS fuel is better. I have no regrets. |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.24 14:59:47 -
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New trade opportunities are on the horizon. |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.25 18:49:00 -
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Sign up for special trade services and get your very own HNIC to manage your account. |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.26 21:35:47 -
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meh |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.27 15:21:33 -
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Another Monday browsing the forums at work, eh? |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.10.30 22:32:09 -
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Halloween tomorrow. Gonna put globs of chewed gum in kids' baskets. |
Malception
Dutch Rudder Trading Company
315
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Posted - 2014.11.03 23:48:34 -
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This is what happens when I go camping: everyone gets too busy wrecking buttholes to remember to bump the recruitment thread. |
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