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Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
744
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Posted - 2014.05.23 20:33:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey Goons! You never heard the saying "don't interrupt foes when they make mistakes". You should just shut up and laugh as I waste my money. Why do you want to save me from that?
Why?
Because you haven't figured out yet that we are actually the good guys. |
Mostlyharmlesss
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
120
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Posted - 2014.05.23 21:06:00 -
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This is by far one of the dumbest threads written on the forums. It's seriously up there with Sir Molle's SILENCE thread. Follow me on Twitter for the latest regarding GoonSwarm Federation and our recruitment drives!https://twitter.com/EVE_MHarmlesss-á |
Samahiel Sotken
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
162
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Posted - 2014.05.23 21:14:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey Goons! You never heard the saying "don't interrupt foes when they make mistakes". You should just shut up and laugh as I waste my money. Why do you want to save me from that?
Probably because you know how titans die: dumbly.
There is surely a CFC titan sitting under a public password or corp access shield. There is surely a CFC titan pilot who gladly bridge out a small gang of "bros" instead of telling them "no official ping, take gates punks". There is surely a CFC titan pilot who logs out at the very same safespot every time. There is surely a CFC titan pilot who accepts a fleet inv from "bros" and then asks "why am I warping to a planet"? There is surely a CFC titan pilot who jumps to a cyno beacon or a cyno opened by a helpful "bro" because his cyno alt is still in Period Basis.
I know in your head this made sense. I know you thought, "Here is a witty defence of my vision; so eloquent that my opponents will weep with despair at the inevitable logic of my conclusions!" Unfortunately, for that to be the case you must establish a direct and causal connection between your offering of pocket change, and a meaningful increase in the likelihood of one of these already all too common occurrences.
I'm insulted by the paucity of your bounty, not terrified. You can and should do better. |
Aapir
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.05.23 21:26:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:As you probably know, I have the GRR project, a holy war against the evil Goons and their minions. I mosty pay mercenaries to kill their members in highsec and their highsec POCOs were cleansed. Now it's time to go after their most precious ships, their titans! It's plain and simple: kill a CFC titan for me and you get 20B bounty! The money is held by Chribba, so you can be damn sure you'll get it. He'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me and Chribba with the following:
- link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
- the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
- a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
- on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
- The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.
Spies, titan-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to the titan of Evil! Grr!
this is a good post because it frees me form bomberless bombers if I awoxa single tian XD . I just wish that matani wouldnt find out but thats what alts are for lol XD. I any case its the corp that wins so all my friends get in so thats a plus. But yeah, you gotta find a fix for the spying problem gelvon. |
BadAssMcKill
ElitistOps
786
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Posted - 2014.05.23 21:26:00 -
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Radric Davids wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:[quote=Gevlon Goblin][quote=Khanh'rhh] You have a lot to learn, your 20b is going to someone who would have killed the Titan anyway.
I don't think he cares, as long as he can claim credit and write a blog post about it. Nothing he had funded has materially improved in it's impact as a result of his financing. As long as he can claim credit via his funding, by the magic of delusion, he is the puppet master the the one responsible. Just like, by the magic of delusion, Noir scammed him
Quiet pet
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Diogenes Diaspora
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.05.23 21:29:00 -
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Gevlon I can promise you a dead goon titan for 125b isk. Isk will need to go through Chribba. Contact me. |
Captain Finklestein
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2014.05.23 22:23:00 -
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Most people aren't very intelligent. While EVE tends to attract more capable folk on average - with CFC admittedly having some mighty fine thinkers - the overall picture is painted much the same.
Case in point: This thread. CFC members are claiming, "I wouldn't drop my allegiance for 20B, so what a silly idea!". This brings us back to my initial point: People aren't very intelligent.
I have nothing against CFC, but it would seem they don't truly appreciate the fact that many of their members have unaffiliated alts whom could easily jump in with their corp, pop the helpless Titan, and collect the 20B without any CFC member being linked to the operation. |
Voyager Arran
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
197
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Posted - 2014.05.23 22:50:00 -
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20 bil isn't worth never getting to play with my friends again and probably also getting blacklisted from every other alliance worth a damn since everyone would know I'm a sellout waiting to happen.
Then again talking about social interaction to you is like trying to describe a rainbow to a blind man.
At the above: how is your neutral alt going to get anywhere ******* near a friendly Titan in a position to tackle it? We are already overrun with line-member level spies who would love nothing more than to tackle a Titan with or without using a clean alt.
I'm sure SnuffBox will appreciate the free 20bil next time the catch someone from FCON moving themselves through lowsec, though. |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
745
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Posted - 2014.05.23 22:58:00 -
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Captain Finklestein wrote:Most people aren't very intelligent. While EVE tends to attract more capable folk on average - with CFC admittedly having some mighty fine thinkers - the overall picture is painted much the same.
Case in point: This thread. CFC members are claiming, "I wouldn't drop my allegiance for 20B, so what a silly idea!". This brings us back to my initial point: People aren't very intelligent.
I have nothing against CFC, but it would seem they don't truly appreciate the fact that many of their members have unaffiliated alts whom could easily jump in with their corp, pop the helpless Titan, and collect the 20B without any CFC member being linked to the operation.
First off, 20bil really isn't all that much. Pretty much any goon who is knowledgeable enough and connected enough to pull this sort of thing off can easily scrounge up 20bil isk.
Second, no need for a goon to be involved at all because CFC is commonly a target for these sort of attacks. Gevlon is just playing the odds the same way Jita undock campers play the odds by wardec'ing the biggest corps. After all, isn't it strange that Gevlon puts a bounty on CFC titans after CFC supers are baited in Daras "just for the fun of it". Next time some one drops on us just for the fun, they can spam that message in local, collect some pocket change, and Gevlon can act like it was his kill.
He is just trying to ride on the coat tails of people who actually do clever things in Eve, and then try to claim all the credit.
Best example of "more isk than sense". |
Arkady Romanov
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
151
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Posted - 2014.05.23 23:35:00 -
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I say we just sacrifice a titan hull at the next vile rat memorial FFA event to a swarm of newbees, collect the bounty and divide it amongst the 20 newest bees on the kill mail. EVE becomes a better place because it has one less titan in it, newbees get a titan killmail, and Gevlon ends up having to pay Goons 20 billion.
Everybody wins except Goblin, and who cares about him?
Edit: bonus points if we kill it with a swarm of bombless bombers. |
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michael chasseur
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
53
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Posted - 2014.05.24 00:05:00 -
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i don't know what's worse, OP's idea or the goons who bite it so hard |
El Scotch
Eighty Joule Brewery Goonswarm Federation
30
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Posted - 2014.05.24 00:16:00 -
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I think you will find that Rifters are our most precious ships. |
Kilgarth
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
5
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Posted - 2014.05.24 00:26:00 -
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Tell you what, as an honorable CFC super cap FC, pay me the low price of 150b and I will suicide a super cap fleet into PL in low sec.
Its a fool proof plan, I assure you. |
vilya novacat
McKenna Shipyards Goonswarm Federation
11
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Posted - 2014.05.24 00:29:00 -
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My titan pilot is shivering in her boots.
No, wait. She's just laughing so hard she can't stand. My bad. |
admiral root
Red Galaxy
1267
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Posted - 2014.05.24 01:00:00 -
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In before PL lose a titan and Gevlon tries to paint it as a victory against the CFC (with graphs).
Gevlon Goblin wrote:their highsec POCOs were cleansed.
They were? I thought they lost one that was immediately replaced by them? No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Deep Space The ROC
6502
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Posted - 2014.05.24 01:05:00 -
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I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
Psychotic Monk for CSM9. |
admiral root
Red Galaxy
1267
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Posted - 2014.05.24 01:09:00 -
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Kaarous Aldurald wrote:I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead.
People need to be paid to do that? No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff |
Charles Case
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
766
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Posted - 2014.05.24 01:18:00 -
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You know what really gets me about this guy? How everything he does is half assed. A prime example of the mental laziness of any randian.
Just look at that poor sod Captain Lemmings in CAOD left all alone having to act all smug after constant failure. |
CraftyCroc
Aperture Harmonics No Holes Barred
217
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Posted - 2014.05.24 01:24:00 -
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This guys that fat kid who dances whilst swinging a light sabre.
Well done Gevlon. You are an inspiration for all those out there with ....let's just say less of a head start |
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
318
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Posted - 2014.05.24 04:40:00 -
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G'day Gevlon, I'm from the Blimp Requisition Services, are you an aerial vehicle by any chance?
I would like to offer my services as a professional blimp technician and parts wholesaler, for the price of only 10bil ISK i will sabotage the competition with low quality blimp parts and ensure that you are the only blimp coasting through the empty skies, for another 30b i will be able to install a brand new airframe and a complete helium restocking to ensure that you are feeling fresh and blimpy for the foreseeable future.
Please PM me with details of your current hanger and planned flight dates to ensure that you are safe from any accidents.
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead.
Are you implying that Gevlon would actually undock from station, let alone join a corporation. "If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba |
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Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
746
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Posted - 2014.05.24 06:05:00 -
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Zol Interbottom wrote:Kaarous Aldurald wrote:I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead. Are you implying that Gevlon would actually undock from station, let alone join a corporation.
We didn't even kill him when he wanted to be killed, orbiting the Perimeter gate in his Orca during Burn Jita 3.
And that is the true story of how Gevlon Goalposts defeated the Goon menace once and for all. |
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
217
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Posted - 2014.05.24 06:13:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Gevlon is just playing the odds the same way Jita undock campers play the odds by wardec'ing the biggest corps. After all, isn't it strange that Gevlon puts a bounty on CFC titans after CFC supers are baited in Daras "just for the fun of it". Next time some one drops on us just for the fun, they can spam that message in local, collect some pocket change, and Gevlon can act like it was his kill.
Don't you think a PL fleet spamming "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards" to Goons worth some pocket change? Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated. Will they cry harder than the miners when the New Order ganks them and praises James? Will they start threads to ban this form of griefing? How many fields of the miner bingo will be completed?
The thing you guys don't get is 20B is a sum I can spend on some silly stuff just to **** off Goons. Actually I got this money thanks to some guy typing two extra zeros. I don't have to put a serious thought behind it. I could just send it to the alliance who is responsible for the most Goon losses on the top page of the killboard. Considering the amount of tears on this forum, I already got enough value for that money. My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com |
Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
746
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Posted - 2014.05.24 06:41:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Gevlon is just playing the odds the same way Jita undock campers play the odds by wardec'ing the biggest corps. After all, isn't it strange that Gevlon puts a bounty on CFC titans after CFC supers are baited in Daras "just for the fun of it". Next time some one drops on us just for the fun, they can spam that message in local, collect some pocket change, and Gevlon can act like it was his kill.
Don't you think a PL fleet spamming "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards" to Goons worth some pocket change? Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated. Will they cry harder than the miners when the New Order ganks them and praises James? Will they start threads to ban this form of griefing? How many fields of the miner bingo will be completed? The thing you guys don't get is 20B is a sum I can spend on some silly stuff just to **** off Goons. Actually I got this money thanks to some guy typing two extra zeros. I don't have to put a serious thought behind it. I could just send it to the alliance who is responsible for the most Goon losses on the top page of the killboard. Considering the amount of tears on this forum, I already got enough value for that money.
Do what ever you want with your isk. I'm going to be dropping a few billion on a painted battle Rorq with the new hull HP rigs.
And no amount of dead CFC Titans will ever equal the tears and rage you have spilled here and on your blog. You have to throw isk at PL and Marmite on the chance of getting tears from us. All I have to do is log in and put some skills in my queue to get pages of hand wringing out of you. |
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
319
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Posted - 2014.05.24 06:42:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Imagine their tears when not only their precious ship is dead, but a damn pubbie shitlord is celebrated. Will they cry harder than the miners when the New Order ganks them and praises James? Will they start threads to ban this form of griefing? How many fields of the miner bingo will be completed?
The thing you guys don't get is 20B is a sum I can spend on some silly stuff just to **** off Goons. Actually I got this money thanks to some guy typing two extra zeros. I don't have to put a serious thought behind it. I could just send it to the alliance who is responsible for the most Goon losses on the top page of the killboard. Considering the amount of tears on this forum, I already got enough value for that money.
You do know that you could fund an entire expedition to outright destroy the goons and wipe CFC off of the doughnut and the only person crying would be their renters, The Mittani would probably blow a gasket back that would be hilarious anyway, the only person making a deal about this is you ya blimp.
No one gives a **** about you crying for attention with your little fight against the big bad goons and your bounty on a titan pilot.
If 20 billion is no issue to you i want you to sit around Jita in a pod with that much in implants in and let me blow you to tiny pieces, then we will see how little 20 billion ISK is.
You have virtually unlimited funds and somehow i guarantee you that with my less than 600 million total ISK ever i have enjoyed EVE more than you have. "If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba |
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
699
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Posted - 2014.05.24 06:55:00 -
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All Gevlon needs to do is just make sure the next supercap op CFC runs has a drunk FC, and then we'll all be reading about The Battle Of Rancer, or wherever the Titan ends up after it accidentally jumps...:) Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:) You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
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Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
10
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Posted - 2014.05.24 08:15:00 -
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Popping into a **** thread (thanks for linking it on an irrelevant blog, Gevlon!) to say:
You're going to have to offer a lot more than 20b to get people to flip sides and awox a titan. That's not even the cost of a properly fit titan, and awoxing one when you were previously not going to do so would mean your complete blacklisting from the entire CFC, all your friends, and so on.
You have to understand the monetary costs of social connections. You're going to need a much larger bounty. Otherwise, you're basically just donating 20b to PL the next time they trap a super moving through lowsec. You may as well just give PL 20b out of the goodness of your heart and rest assured knowing they are going to trap and kill CFC supercaps because that is what PL does.
Edit: Oh, and I don't know if I'd characterize people laughing at your rampant stupidity and willful denseness as "tears." I mean, you could, but it would be inaccurate. Tears are when something like the Dara trap happens, or when PL steamrolls the CFC with drone assist. There has to be something actually at stake in order for tears to be generated, and so far all of your Grr Goons projects have yet to put something at stake on either side.
Want to generate tears? Found an alliance, dump every penny you have into it, and invade GSF home territory using every exploitable tactic you can find.
Unfortunately, that involves being social enough to understand how to run an alliance at sov-level, which you have shown you can't do not only once (TEST), but twice (Lemmings).
I genuinely want you to succeed in damaging goons, because to an outside observer like myself the tumult that accompanies true warfare is fascinating and fun to observe. All you are doing is whacking the goons in the legs with a small stick. They laugh at you, put you back in your high chair, and pat you on your little head before going off to get in a street brawl with PL. |
Khanh'rhh
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3197
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Posted - 2014.05.24 11:04:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Hey Goons! You never heard the saying "don't interrupt foes when they make mistakes". You should just shut up and laugh as I waste my money. Why do you want to save me from that? You're not a foe. You are completely and utterly irrelevant. The only version of you being a threat, in any capacity, is in your head.
Quote:Probably because you know how titans die: dumbly.
1 - There is surely a CFC titan sitting under a public password or corp access shield. 2 - There is surely a CFC titan pilot who gladly bridge out a small gang of "bros" instead of telling them "no official ping, take gates punks". 3 - There is surely a CFC titan pilot who logs out at the very same safespot every time. 4 - There is surely a CFC titan pilot who accepts a fleet inv from "bros" and then asks "why am I warping to a planet"? 5 - There is surely a CFC titan pilot who jumps to a cyno beacon or a cyno opened by a helpful "bro" because his cyno alt is still in Period Basis. Numbered these because I can't stack quotes
1 - Nope. If there by accident, it would be killed by someone burning a spy anyway 2 - Happens dozens of times a day. But, from inside a POS shield. 3 - Maybe, but anyone this dumb would be killed anyway by a spy 4 - Hahahahaha no. 5 - This doesn't happen. Also, as all of the above, if it was this easy any one of the 100s of spies in the CFC would be doing this already
michael chasseur wrote:i don't know what's worse, OP's idea or the goons who bite it so hard There is no "biting" - this is literally what OP believes. Check his blog! "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930 |
Josilin du Guesclin
University of Caille Gallente Federation
153
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Posted - 2014.05.24 12:01:00 -
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Samahiel Sotken wrote: I know in your head this made sense. I know you thought, "Here is a witty defence of my vision; so eloquent that my opponents will weep with despair at the inevitable logic of my conclusions!" Unfortunately, for that to be the case you must establish a direct and causal connection between your offering of pocket change, and a meaningful increase in the likelihood of one of these already all too common occurrences.
I'm insulted by the paucity of your bounty, not terrified. You can and should do better.
See, this post really shows what all the nay-saying is about. It's not about this being a bad idea, it's about jacking the payout up.
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Froggy Storm
Paragon Trust The Bastion
240
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Posted - 2014.05.24 12:32:00 -
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As has been said, "If you are going to pay a merc to betray a gate, you need to pay him and most of his crew enough to live like kings the rest of their lives, as they will never find work again." |
HVAC Repairman
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
834
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Posted - 2014.05.24 13:15:00 -
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is this retroactive because i think the vfk beacon could be owed a trillion Follow me on twitter |
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