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White Pauder
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.04.04 17:34:00 -
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Some of the most common requests by players coming from other games.
1. (Obvious) Make eve safer for us.
2. Ban so and so he scammed me or ganked me.
3. Make skill times shorter.
4........what else do new players request that annoys you? |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan Council of Peace and Prosperity
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Posted - 2014.04.04 17:35:00 -
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White Pauder wrote:what else do new players request that annoys you?
That I "get a life" *** Vote MTU For CSM *** ***Free The Jita 1*** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." - Pontianak Sythaeryn "Despite others being missing, at least Ramona is back." - Scipio Artelius |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
5052
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Posted - 2014.04.04 17:38:00 -
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White Pauder wrote: 4........what else do new players request that annoys you?
[Female avatar] hello lol hee hee im new and could use some isk lol can you help a girl out lol xxooo
Mr Epeen
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |
Anslo
Scope Works
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Posted - 2014.04.04 17:42:00 -
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White Pauder wrote:Some of the most common requests by players coming from other games.
1. (Obvious) Make eve safer for us.
2. Ban so and so he scammed me or ganked me.
3. Make skill times shorter.
4........what else do new players request that annoys you? Pretend to be new players and **** post in the name of tear collection.
Nerd.
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Orla- King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
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Posted - 2014.04.04 17:49:00 -
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hello lol hee hee im new and clearly not an alt lol,could use some isk lol can you help a girl out lol xxooo |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.04 18:09:00 -
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Nerf AFK Cloaking.
Nerf highsec ganking.
Give freighters slots.
Is ISBoxer ok to use?
Make PvP arenas.
Stop posting.
What if [anything]?
Make fictional fluid universe space submarine game more like RL.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Llewelyn Corsair
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.04.04 18:16:00 -
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I'm a new player. All I want is to pew-pew my lazer beeeeeeeeems.
Oh and I should have V in all skills, 50B ISK/day just for undocking...but what I could really, really use some sort of underarm deodorant. Those pods...confining like my favorite pair of bike shorts, but it doesn't cup my junk as well. So I guess I could use someone to gently cup my junk...hmmm...exotic dancers for sale...
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Seven Koskanaiken
The Shadow Plague Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2014.04.04 18:19:00 -
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Open it. |
hedge betts Shiyurida
State Protectorate Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.04 18:43:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote:Open it. Thats what she said. Pog mo thoin |
Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
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Posted - 2014.04.04 18:53:00 -
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That I have sexual relations with them even though I am not gay, they claim to not be gay, and we are both male. I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose.
"You're a d-bag. But you're a caring d-bag." -- Sindel Pellion |
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Shizuken
Venerated Stars
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Posted - 2014.04.04 18:56:00 -
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White Pauder wrote:Some of the most common requests by players coming from other games.
1. (Obvious) Make eve safer for us.
2. Ban so and so he scammed me or ganked me.
3. Make skill times shorter.
4........what else do new players request that annoys you?
Is there some kind of "Get your thread locked, Get a PLEX" deal I am unaware of? |
KnowUsByTheDead
Krypteia Operations CODE.
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Posted - 2014.04.04 18:57:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Nerf AFK Cloaking.
Nerf highsec ganking.
Give freighters slots.
Is ISBoxer ok to use?
Make PvP arenas.
Stop posting.
What if [anything]?
Make fictional fluid universe space submarine game more like RL.
Anything Name changes related..
Be able to buy SP.
Forgot the obligatory monthly WiS thread.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á |
Jessica Duranin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:05:00 -
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Orla- King-Griffin wrote:hello lol hee hee im new and clearly not an alt lol,could use some isk lol can you help a girl out lol xxooo With that face? Uhm.... hell no! |
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:07:00 -
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please like me
I like Bacon. Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!! |
Jessica Duranin
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
40
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:09:00 -
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Tollen Gallen wrote:please like me
I like Bacon. who doesn't? |
Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:15:00 -
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Jessica Duranin wrote:Tollen Gallen wrote:please like me
I like Bacon. who doesn't?
Vegetarians. Although secretly they love bacon too. I know violence isn't the answer. I got it wrong on purpose.
"You're a d-bag. But you're a caring d-bag." -- Sindel Pellion |
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
283
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:17:00 -
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Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:Jessica Duranin wrote:Tollen Gallen wrote:please like me
I like Bacon. who doesn't? Vegetarians. Although secretly they love bacon too.
Is that why they keep trying to imitate real bacon with soy products? |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
572
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:17:00 -
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Jessica Duranin wrote:Orla- King-Griffin wrote:hello lol hee hee im new and clearly not an alt lol,could use some isk lol can you help a girl out lol xxooo With that face? Uhm.... hell no! yeah, thats my creepy alt, what can i say man, these minmatar chicks. you free them once and they keep coming back, taking your name and face n ****. Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼ -á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-áIf In Doubt....Do....Excessively. Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼a«£¦¬¦P¦¬a«£Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼Gû¼
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Thorus Gallen
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:20:00 -
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Ah, nuts. I've asked every one of those. Except the hee-hee-lol-i'm-a-flirt thing. Sorry. |
Serene Repose
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Posted - 2014.04.04 20:10:00 -
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Didn't take this thread long to reach the lowest common denominator. I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility toward every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-á |
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Wacktopia
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2014.04.04 22:09:00 -
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White Pauder wrote:Some of the most common requests by players coming from other games.
1. (Obvious) Make eve safer for us.
2. Ban so and so he scammed me or ganked me.
3. Make skill times shorter.
4........what else do new players request that annoys you?
Funny, as a new player I wanted none of those things. Forums are playing EVE too. Fact. |
Dalto Bane
V I R I I Ineluctable.
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Posted - 2014.04.04 22:25:00 -
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All things...
Majority of "New Players" don't even lift. They want a candy coated MMO with unicorns, rainbows, and bubble wrap for their feelings. "Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep." |
Webvan
State Protectorate Caldari State
351
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Posted - 2014.04.05 00:28:00 -
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White Pauder wrote:Some of the most common requests by players coming from other games.
1. (Obvious) Make eve safer for us.
2. Ban so and so he scammed me or ganked me.
3. Make skill times shorter.
4........what else do new players request that annoys you?
But... didn't everyone come from a different game ??
I don't see 1 and 2 so much, but 3 often comes up. Well at least a broader spin on it, but in that general ballpark. You know, people that want the standard 'kill x amount of rats and progress' for whichever character they choose to log in with. Maybe less now since CCP introduced multi-training, but here and out there most of the complaints were around the different skill progression system.
Me, I just want the jukebox back :P but then I'm not a new player.
I think the main objection for most new players is the steep learning curve. EVE isn't a simpleton game, dumbed down and the constant flow of micro achievements to keep those players engaged. There is a whole psychology behind many games now, which also makes them all alike. To those I say be careful what you wish for, there is always the next clone coming out of which you will be bored with. The psychology behind it, to me, is a form of insanity. The insanity of doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different outcome. The cake is a lie!!!
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Iudicium Vastus
Incognito Holdings and Savings
254
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Posted - 2014.04.05 00:36:00 -
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New players don't ask all the most annoying things. Vets ask the same drivel over and over.
Like with concerns to null AFK cloaking. Or stabs/cloaks in FW. Nerf stabs/cloaks in FW? No, just.. -Fit more points -Fit faction points -Bring a friend or two with points (an alt is fine too) |
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