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Katalci
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.11.08 01:28:00 -
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My battle badger warped into the belt. No jetcans, no one mining veldspar. Good.
I announced to everyone in local chat,
n++[ 2011.11.08 00:07:12 ] Katalci > ATTENTION ALL MINERS n++[ 2011.11.08 00:07:21 ] Katalci > Mining veldspar is theft. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:07:30 ] Katalci > All veldspar belongs to Chribba. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:08:03 ] Sev Avril > ROFLMAO n++[ 2011.11.08 00:08:22 ] Katalci > We will be enforcing this. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:08:28 ] Sev Avril > lol n++[ 2011.11.08 00:08:45 ] Dranaste > i'm sure you will
I docked to purchase some items. The homeless and exotic dancers in my cargohold needed more spirits, spiced wine, and mindflood. It was quite the night there below deck.
I undocked, and a Caracal jumped me -- He was seeking retribution! He was angry about the loss of his Procurer to my Justice Thrasher one month ago, but I was only doing my duty, defending veldspar and, transitively, Chribba's honor and dignity. I docked again, to change my tracking disruptor to a medium shield extender, but the criminal had fled the scene and indicated that he would only fight me on unfair ground.
n++[ 2011.11.08 00:26:09 ] Katalci > Are you going to fight me now or not? n++[ 2011.11.08 00:27:18 ] Pitt Tokila > we will meet up there in the future and it will be an uneven match just like when you popped my ship before lmao
A fearsome ship indeed, the Battle Badger. Especially with a bit of honey in the cargohold.
But then, as I was continuing my patrol, a miner in the system invited me to a private conversation. I gladly obliged.
n++[ 2011.11.08 00:41:04 ] HARCLOCKSIS > howdy please n++[ 2011.11.08 00:41:19 ] Katalci > What's up? n++[ 2011.11.08 00:41:29 ] HARCLOCKSIS > confirm why Chribba has the weldspar don,t understand
Shocked that someone could be so ignorant of the Holy Chribba and his Veldspar, I tried to explain.
n++[ 2011.11.08 00:41:43 ] Katalci > because he is Chribba, Chribba Veldspar n++[ 2011.11.08 00:41:51 ] HARCLOCKSIS > sorry n++[ 2011.11.08 00:41:59 ] Katalci > I take all of the veldspar and take it to his system for him. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:42:16 ] HARCLOCKSIS > were you in empire n++[ 2011.11.08 00:42:24 ] Katalci > Otherworld Empire? n++[ 2011.11.08 00:42:36 ] HARCLOCKSIS > but mining is for everybody n++[ 2011.11.08 00:42:44 ] Katalci > no, mining veldspar is theft n++[ 2011.11.08 00:42:59 ] Katalci > Chribba owns all of the veldspar. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:43:17 ] HARCLOCKSIS > in lower sec like 4, not in sec 5 and above n++[ 2011.11.08 00:43:28 ] Katalci > no, he owns all of the veldspar everywhere n++[ 2011.11.08 00:43:44 ] HARCLOCKSIS > how did he do that n++[ 2011.11.08 00:43:56 ] Katalci > He is Chribba. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:44:37 ] HARCLOCKSIS > well first time i hear that and got all confuse sorry but who is chribba then n++[ 2011.11.08 00:44:37 ] Katalci > Chribba is to veldspar as oranges are to cheese. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:45:15 ] HARCLOCKSIS > so if i mine veldspar it will be an agression n++[ 2011.11.08 00:47:04 ] Katalci > It will be a hostile act against the otherworld empire. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:47:36 ] Katalci > The Otherworld Empire is powerful -- it's backed up by almost everyone in New Eden. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:47:56 ] Hazz Ardous > all of your Veldspar are belong to us n++[ 2011.11.08 00:47:59 ] Katalci > Spacemonkey's Alliance, NC.
At this point, I called in some support from SpaceMonkey's Alliance and the Holy Veldspar channel.
n++[ 2011.11.08 00:48:05 ] Phigmeta > Lies n++[ 2011.11.08 00:48:24 ] Katalci > NC. dropped two supercarriers on a group of people trying to question Chribba's right to veldspar. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:48:30 ] Katalci > Are you trying to question his right to veldspar? n++[ 2011.11.08 00:48:52 ] Phigmeta > Oh ..... wait .... Chiribba around ? n++[ 2011.11.08 00:49:00 ] Phigmeta > **** that dude is everywhere n++[ 2011.11.08 00:49:09 ] HARCLOCKSIS > i am not it just new to me first time i hear something like this since 2005 n++[ 2011.11.08 00:49:09 ] Hazz Ardous > there is no question, only Chribba can answer. You too will be assimilated! n++[ 2011.11.08 00:49:28 ] Phigmeta > /emote bows to the great Veldspar Overseer n++[ 2011.11.08 00:49:52 ] Hazz Ardous > the one that breaks highsec laws is powerful beyond all n++[ 2011.11.08 00:49:53 ] HARCLOCKSIS > Chribba is a kind of alliance is it n++[ 2011.11.08 00:50:23 ] Phigmeta > Chirbba is much more than an alliance ... its the one thing that keeps nullsec folks like us honest n++[ 2011.11.08 00:50:29 ] Katalci > No, it is Chribba n++[ 2011.11.08 00:50:51 ] Hazz Ardous > Chribba unites warring factions and stops wars with a single word n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:02 ] Nodka Vlad Nellis > Thi is truth n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:06 ] TheButcherPete > It is n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:10 ] TheButcherPete > I own all of the Veldspar. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:17 ] Phigmeta > Also ensures that new corps joining the goons are safe from .... well the goons n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:21 ] Katalci > Do you mine veldspar, Harclocksis? n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:28 ] HARCLOCKSIS > wow that is interesting ty for the info n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:42 ] HARCLOCKSIS > no i mine when i do pyro n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:50 ] Katalci > Hmm n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:50 ] TheButcherPete > I AM PETEBBA, MASTER OF VELDSPAR AND THE KILLING OF ORE ASTEROIDS! ---- |
Katalci
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.11.08 01:38:00 -
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n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:52 ] Phigmeta > good n++[ 2011.11.08 00:51:53 ] Katalci > That should be alright n++[ 2011.11.08 00:52:05 ] Phigmeta > cause chibba will hotdrop you if you even look at his veldspar n++[ 2011.11.08 00:52:18 ] TheButcherPete > Yep, I will. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:52:26 ] Katalci > the Veldnaught is so powerful that it can mine the tritanium directly from your ship's hull n++[ 2011.11.08 00:52:40 ] Phigmeta > true story n++[ 2011.11.08 00:52:46 ] HARCLOCKSIS > interesting no i mine pyroxeres solid or viscous n++[ 2011.11.08 00:52:49 ] Hazz Ardous > aye n++[ 2011.11.08 00:52:54 ] Katalci > Have you ever mined veldspar? n++[ 2011.11.08 00:52:54 ] HARCLOCKSIS > at sankassen is that allright n++[ 2011.11.08 00:53:00 ] HARCLOCKSIS > no n++[ 2011.11.08 00:53:03 ] TheButcherPete > The Veldspar are my children, you shall not touch them. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:53:14 ] Hazz Ardous > amen n++[ 2011.11.08 00:53:16 ] HARCLOCKSIS > i will not ty for the advice n++[ 2011.11.08 00:53:29 ] Katalci > Are you sure? We can find out, you know. It's best that you tell us now -- the consequences will be severe when we find out if you're lying. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:53:29 ] Phigmeta > AND its the only ship with Nerfbat torps n++[ 2011.11.08 00:53:41 ] Phigmeta > true story n++[ 2011.11.08 00:53:52 ] Katalci > But you have offended the Otherworld Empire anyway -- there is only one way to repent that. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:54:04 ] Katalci > Fill up your hauler with veldspar n++[ 2011.11.08 00:54:05 ] Phigmeta > i once targeted some velp .... i mean it was nullsec so ... like how would he knwo n++[ 2011.11.08 00:54:10 ] Katalci > Take it to chribba's home system n++[ 2011.11.08 00:54:17 ] Phigmeta > all of the sudden BAM titans all around n++[ 2011.11.08 00:54:34 ] HARCLOCKSIS > never mine in nul only at sankassen pyroxeres n++[ 2011.11.08 00:54:35 ] Hazz Ardous > all of them named Chribba 1, Chribba 2, etc n++[ 2011.11.08 00:54:41 ] Katalci > Put it in the hangar, and say in local, "The penance is done. All hail veldspar" n++[ 2011.11.08 00:54:42 ] HARCLOCKSIS > and crystal n++[ 2011.11.08 00:54:58 ] Phigmeta > Nullsec mining makes unicorns happy n++[ 2011.11.08 00:55:17 ] Katalci > Chribba can make asteroids explode. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:55:28 ] HARCLOCKSIS > well ty again for the advice and cya will advise people in my corp just in case n++[ 2011.11.08 00:55:29 ] Katalci > with pure love n++[ 2011.11.08 00:55:45 ] Katalci > You had best set up that convoy of veldspar haulers n++[ 2011.11.08 00:56:13 ] TheButcherPete > Repent my son. I have many titans ready to drop. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:56:17 ] Katalci > We know where you live now, in Sankkasen -- and we have several titans in jump range n++[ 2011.11.08 00:56:21 ] TheButcherPete > BECAUSE IT'S HOTDROP O'CLOCK n++[ 2011.11.08 00:56:25 ] Phigmeta > HAPPYUNICORN n++[ 2011.11.08 00:56:28 ] Katalci > HOTDROP O'CLOCK n++[ 2011.11.08 00:56:54 ] Katalci > The system is 9UY4-H n++[ 2011.11.08 00:56:54 ] Hazz Ardous > that's the name of the standing fleet n++[ 2011.11.08 00:57:00 ] Phigmeta > Chirrba also controls the rats n++[ 2011.11.08 00:57:04 ] TheButcherPete > I do n++[ 2011.11.08 00:57:16 ] TheButcherPete > I also control CONCORD in some systems. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:57:18 ] Katalci > Take the veldspar to Chribbas Cottage UNITY station n++[ 2011.11.08 00:57:19 ] HARCLOCKSIS > it does'nt mean i'm at sankasser i said when i mine i mine there that's all n++[ 2011.11.08 00:57:35 ] Katalci > Yes, but you have offended Chribba by questioning him. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:57:43 ] Hazz Ardous > but if it's Veldspar, it's Chribbas.. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:57:50 ] Phigmeta > truth n++[ 2011.11.08 00:57:59 ] TheButcherPete > /emote nods slowly n++[ 2011.11.08 00:58:08 ] Phigmeta > he will drop the OMGBomb on ya n++[ 2011.11.08 00:58:15 ] HARCLOCKSIS > well i'm sorry i did not think it was a crime to expand my knowledge is it n++[ 2011.11.08 00:58:23 ] HARCLOCKSIS > cya n++[ 2011.11.08 00:58:25 ] Phigmeta > YES OH GOD YES n++[ 2011.11.08 00:58:41 ] TheButcherPete > rofl n++[ 2011.11.08 00:58:50 ] Phigmeta > Expanding your mind near chirrba will get you in a pod in seconds n++[ 2011.11.08 00:59:02 ] Hazz Ardous > Chribba Apocalypticum is beyond all doomsday devices n++[ 2011.11.08 00:59:07 ] Katalci > In a pod? Only if he's feeling merciful. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:59:10 ] Phigmeta > i once injected the chirrba knoledge and tried to train to lvl 5 n++[ 2011.11.08 00:59:15 ] TheButcherPete > I paid ten thousand euros for it Hazz. n++[ 2011.11.08 00:59:24 ] Phigmeta > woke up in a pod with -5 impants in me n++[ 2011.11.08 00:59:33 ] HARCLOCKSIS > well enought of that n++[ 2011.11.08 00:59:33 ] Hazz Ardous > you got a deal Butcher
He must have felt threatened at this time, as the heathen left the chat.
But we have not left him -- the Holy Veldspar Defense League has been rallied, as his corporation mines veldspar and thus must be stopped.
The alt-corp wardecs will begin soon.
Beware the battle badger, HARCLOCKSIS. |
Zions Child
Odyssey Inc SpaceMonkey's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.11.08 01:39:00 -
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Oh my heavens... that boy deserves a gank. |
Denidil
The Graduates Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.11.08 01:41:00 -
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posting in a crazy thread MM Bombers, Best Bombers |
Ann133566
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.08 02:08:00 -
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This is just... I don't know... just... |
Digital Messiah
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.08 03:09:00 -
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10/10, let the crusade begin, in the name of Chribba! "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" |
Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.08 05:24:00 -
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tl,dr short of it is - your LARPing a bad ass protecting pixel rocks...been done to death already. Go jihad into a fire...in game of course |
Pok Nibin
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.11.08 05:32:00 -
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much chagrined Don't fight it.-á Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs.-á You know you want to. |
ACE McFACE
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.11.08 05:46:00 -
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I hope was being sarcastic about this part: Quote:well ty again for the advice and cya will advise people in my corp just in case
If not, he actually now thinks mining veldspar gives you an agression countdown to Otherworld Empire ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING! (Not wearing them so don't waste your time reading this sig) |
Taedrin
Kushan Industrial
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Posted - 2011.11.08 05:51:00 -
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ACE McFACE wrote:I hope was being sarcastic about this part: Quote:well ty again for the advice and cya will advise people in my corp just in case If not, he actually now thinks mining veldspar gives you an agression countdown to Otherworld Empire
It does, actually. It's just that the EVE Online client knows that Chribba is such a merciful guy that he'd never attack you, so it doesn't bother showing the countdown. |
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Nyio
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.08 05:52:00 -
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Resistance is futile.. F&ID: Skill Training, Agent Finder What is CCP Guard gonna do with that grenade? |
Trainwreck McGee
Ghost Ship Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.08 05:53:00 -
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proof that EVE is boring enough to make people go crazy CCP Trainwreck - Weekend Custodial Engineer / CCP Necrogoats foot stool |
KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.11.08 06:33:00 -
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Chribbageddon! Destroy all miners that take his veld? |
shellree
Galactic Shipyards Inc NEM3SIS.
5
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Posted - 2011.11.08 07:19:00 -
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nothing against chribba.. but op is a ******* idiot.... he doesnt need your help to protect veld.. if and when he wants it he will get it. but to sit there and claim he "owns " all veld in the whole game frankly makes you look like you want to ride his ****. |
Opusmind
League of Non-Aligned Worlds Nulli Tertius
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Posted - 2011.11.08 07:42:00 -
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shellree wrote:nothing against chribba.. but op is a ******* idiot.... he doesnt need your help to protect veld.. if and when he wants it he will get it. but to sit there and claim he "owns " all veld in the whole game frankly makes you look like you want to ride his ****.
I liked the part where you missed the point totaly Opusmind |
ACE McFACE
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.11.08 08:00:00 -
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Opusmind wrote:shellree wrote:nothing against chribba.. but op is a ******* idiot.... he doesnt need your help to protect veld.. if and when he wants it he will get it. but to sit there and claim he "owns " all veld in the whole game frankly makes you look like you want to ride his ****. I liked the part where you missed the point totaly This space is not intentionally left blank
See what I did there?
ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING! (Not wearing them so don't waste your time reading this sig) |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2011.11.08 09:32:00 -
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Sounds like last night in [Holy Veldspar] was quite interesting, wish I had been there (but then I saw the chat already hehe, thanks eve-search )
/c
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Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
165
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Posted - 2011.11.08 09:40:00 -
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Ok, my eyes are still bleeding. What just happened here ? O_o
The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
ChromeStriker
Sebiestor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.11.08 10:07:00 -
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Chribba SEE's all! Say his name aloud and he will hear you! Displease him and the whole of eve will rise up against you! Veldspar is Chribba, Chribba is Veldsar! All hail the Veldspar may it forever be afraid of THE mining fleet
Now repeat:
Our Chribba, who art in the belt. Hallowed be thy Veldnaught. Thy ore be mined. Hidden belts we find. In 0.0 as it is in Empire. Give us this day our daily Veldspar. And forgive us our ore theft, As we forgive those who thieve against us. And lead us not into gate camps, But deliver us from pirates. For thine is the ore, and the ice, and the moons, fore ever and ever.
- Nulla Curas |
P42ALPHA
nul-li-fy RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2011.11.08 10:23:00 -
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shellree wrote:nothing against chribba.. but op is a ******* idiot.... he doesnt need your help to protect veld.. if and when he wants it he will get it. but to sit there and claim he "owns " all veld in the whole game frankly makes you look like you want to ride his ****.
**WARNING**
Something shot right over this players head. |
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Long John Silver
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.11.08 10:25:00 -
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OK so lets see...
All the Veldspar belongs to Chribba.
All of the Ice, Mittens wants.
So I'll make my own claim for all of the Kernite....
Oh dear, I don't think there will be enough stuffs for everyone.
Long John Silver | Pirate Alt-áand Forum Troll. |
TheButcherPete
StoneWall Metals Productions Bloodbound.
5
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Posted - 2011.11.08 15:31:00 -
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I AM PETEBBA, MASTER OF PLAGIOCLASE!!!
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Jokerface666
Ever Flow Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.11.08 15:56:00 -
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in be4 rapeage :-D ------------------------------w00t w00t rapetrain------------------------------ |
Kaalarnaai d'Aal
Ataraxia Pharmacies
0
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Posted - 2011.11.08 20:33:00 -
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The Guiness is all mine.
MINE |
ElQuirko
Boxxed Up Industries
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Posted - 2011.11.08 20:35:00 -
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Hehe, it's funny because Kaal, Pete and Chribba all legally belong to me.
How did I do it? An ingenious solution derived from modern latino thinking.
Send me 250mil to learn more!
(But srsly, I own them. I also own Chribba's public channel.) |
TheButcherPete
StoneWall Metals Productions Bloodbound.
5
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Posted - 2011.11.08 20:37:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:Hehe, it's funny because Kaal, Pete and Chribba all legally belong to me.
How did I do it? An ingenious solution derived from modern latino thinking.
Send me 250mil to learn more!
(But srsly, I own them. I also own Chribba's public channel.)
No..... a director in my corporation owns my ass, sozz bro.
THE PLAGIOCLASE, THEY ARE ALL MIIIIIIIIIINE |
ElQuirko
Boxxed Up Industries
6
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Posted - 2011.11.08 20:41:00 -
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TheButcherPete wrote:
No..... a director in my corporation owns my ass, sozz bro.
THE PLAGIOCLASE, THEY ARE ALL MIIIIIIIIIINE
I think you'll find that my direct method of latino assault took your plagioclase too. Although the contract does stipulate you are entitled to claim to own it.
Sorry, Pete, but I own you, your plagioclase, and your ships. Shouldnt've signed too hastily. You know that wasn't even a real latino girl? Just a very fat man with a fake tan and a corset. Sorry mate ;) |
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