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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.11 10:30:00 -
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Mmm Veldspar head
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
676
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Posted - 2013.12.11 19:43:00 -
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Reading that, all I can think is "this can't end well..." But I still don't get why he wished for half his head to be made out of Veldspar!! Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
45thtiger 0109
AL3XAND3R.
25
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Posted - 2013.12.12 01:46:00 -
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Signal11th wrote:Yo mama so fat she has to be cyno'ed into the kitchen.
Thats so Funny wow I Just lol'd really hard and nearly fell off the chair.
Yo mama so fat she has to Micro Warp Drive into the bathroom lol I am not a CCP employee-ájust having a input in the EvE forum
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45thtiger 0109
AL3XAND3R.
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Posted - 2013.12.12 01:49:00 -
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45thtiger 0109 wrote:Signal11th wrote:Yo mama so fat she has to be cyno'ed into the kitchen. Thats so Funny wow I Just lol'd really hard and nearly fell off the chair. Yo mama had to Micro Warp Drive into the bathroom lol
I am not a CCP employee-ájust having a input in the EvE forum
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45thtiger 0109
AL3XAND3R.
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Posted - 2013.12.12 01:50:00 -
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45thtiger 0109 wrote:[quote=45thtiger 0109][quote=Signal11th]Yo mama so fat she has to be cyno'ed into the kitchen.
Thats so Funny wow I Just lol'd really hard and nearly fell off the chair.
Mama had to Micro Warp Drive to the bathroom lol I am not a CCP employee-ájust having a input in the EvE forum
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David Kir
Endless Winter Night The Kingdom of Heaven
367
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Posted - 2013.12.12 13:50:00 -
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"Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before a cyno lights up." Friends are like cows: if you eat them, they die. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2742
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Posted - 2013.12.12 14:23:00 -
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Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Reading that, all I can think is "this can't end well..." But I still don't get why he wished for half his head to be made out of Veldspar!!
I wonder wether it's a troll and not a serious attempt of a joke. The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
PR0JECT 2501
Section Nine
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Posted - 2013.12.12 14:27:00 -
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Cyvok & 'Steve' |
Yazzinra
Scorpion Ventures Rim Worlds Protectorate
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Posted - 2013.12.12 15:16:00 -
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Icarus Able wrote:Jasmin Natinde wrote:
Finally he hears the FCs terrified whipser on vent.. "run man, run.. it's an AFK CLOAKER".
I loled.
I chuckled as well. |
Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
686
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Posted - 2013.12.12 15:30:00 -
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In retrospect, it's a little bit sad, to see how many people believe... no, not believe, know that the phoenix is only a bad joke. A one liner even.
Lets have minute of silence. Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |
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Starbuck05
The Mjolnir Bloc B O R G
80
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Posted - 2013.12.12 16:37:00 -
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Nylith Empyreal wrote:So an Amarr and a Gallentean go out to test their new guns on a set of rats.
Amarr shoots, rat dies, gallentean fires his blasters, "God damnit I missed!" The Amarr looks annoyed but doesn't say anything.
Go to next belt, Amarr shoots, rat dies, gallentean fires his blasters, "God damnit I missed!" The Amarr bursts out, "If you take the lords name again in vain he himself shall smite you!" Gallentean thinks nothing of it.
Go to the last belt, Amarr shoots, rat dies, Gallentean fires his blasters, 'God damnit I missed!" Suddenly a giant portal opens ripping space and time, and BOOM the Amarr instantly dies, and from the portal, "Damnit I missed!"
hahahaha best joke ever! -á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir ! -á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ?? |
Starbuck05
The Mjolnir Bloc B O R G
80
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Posted - 2013.12.12 17:25:00 -
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Why did the chicken jumped the gate?
He was tired of beeing a chicken so now he's lemming instead!!
-á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir ! -á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ?? |
Stitcher
Alexylva Paradox
2649
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Posted - 2013.12.12 17:39:00 -
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q: How many Amarr does it take to change a light bulb? a: That is a slave's job, not suitable for one of the divine flesh.
q: How many Gallente does it take to change a light bulb? a: That's what drones are for! I'll have a cocktail, please.
q: How many Caldari does it take to change a light bulb? a: As many as are specified on page 37 of the corporate facility maintenance manual, section 12 (lighting and electricity), paragraph 4.
q: How many Minmatar does it take to change a light bulb? a: one. He climbs the ladder, changes the light bulb, climbs down the ladder, and converts the broken bulb into ammunition.
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A Caldari man, a Gallentean man, and an Amarrian woman are travelling by InterBus shuttle. Just before they launch, the pilot gets on the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to InterBus flight 122633 to Heydieles. I regret to announce that we are experiencing a minor malfunction in our power systems. This is nothing to be alarmed about, but I should warn you that it will cause the lights to fail whenever we jump through a stargate. We apologise for any distress this may cause."
Sure enough, a few minutes later when the shuttle jumps through a gate, it goes completely black. In the darkness, there is a kissing sound and a "SMACK!" and when the lights come backup, the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw. He thinks: "that Caldari scum must have stolen a kiss from the Amarrian in the dark, and she smacked me by mistake! This is awkward... I'll just read my book."
The Amarrian lady thinks: "That Gallentean creep must have tried to kiss me in the dark, got the Caldari instead and got what he deserved! The Lord's justice is swift."
The Caldari thinks: "how long until the next jump? I can't wait to make that kissy noise and punch the frog again!"
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q: What do you hang in the front window of a Dominix? a: a scent tree drone. An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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