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Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:03:00 -
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!!!%@%@JAMMED FOR 20 :%!%^* MIUNUTES CAN'T @&$! DO ANYTHING
FIX THE )*@! BROKEN GAME CCP !"@(&)"()&(^)%($)!)*)$%^$)%^
SO @!"^(!&^(! ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS TOPIC BELONGS TO BECAUSE IT BELONG TO EVERYWHERE!!! MISSIONS!!! AND BUGS!!! AND ASSEMBLY HALL!!! WHAT TTHEEEEE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CCP!!!!!
Translation: I'm jammed for twenty mintues (now forty and counting) and I cannot do anything.
Fix the broken game, CCP.
It is so annoying.
I made this topic in GD because it is an issue of universal importance and it shall belong to every forum and no forum.
PS I am still jammed. |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:06:00 -
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Fix what?
Get a ship with a reasonable sensor strength and/or fit some ECCM. GÇöGÇöGÇö GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥ GÇö Karath Piki-á |
KFenn
Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:06:00 -
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And here we see the badposter in it's natural habitat. Consumed by violent rage, it has resorted to hitting its caps lock key and is mashing at the keyboard in order to vent its rage. Any attempts to calm the badposter will likely be futile; the best defence is just to move on and let the thread die. Commanding Officer of the Treacle Tart Brigade SLAPD Director |
DarkAegix
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:10:00 -
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Highly amusing: would read again |
Jennifer Starling
Imperial Navy Forum Patrol
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:15:00 -
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My Guristas friends cause yet another amusing incident ^^ |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:18:00 -
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KFenn wrote:And here we see the badposter in it's natural habitat.
I disagree about the op being a Badposter. Due to the mostly correct spelling and grammar, I would categorize the OP as a Troll. However, due to lack of anything controversial to spawn knee-jerk reactive posting in others, I'll concede that the OP could just be a Twit?
Someone with a copy of The Sibley Guide to Forum Posters at hand could probably tell us for sure.
Tinfoil. It should be at the top of everyone's food pyramid.
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Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:19:00 -
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Now translated for education purposes. |
DarkAegix
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:32:00 -
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NPCs don't attack pods, have you tried running the mission in your pod? |
Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:33:00 -
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DarkAegix wrote:NPCs don't attack pods, have you tried running the mission in your pod? No, however I have no experience of fighting in a pod, can you give me some advice on how to fit my combat pod? |
Jennifer Starling
Imperial Navy Forum Patrol
222
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:37:00 -
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Jodis Talvanen wrote:Translation: I'm jammed for twenty mintues (now forty and counting) and I cannot do anything.
Fix the broken game, CCP. It is so annoying. I made this topic in GD because it is an issue of universal importance and it shall belong to every forum and no forum.
PS I am still jammed. Well you know what they say: get ECCM. Or a Tengu. FoF missiles if you fly a Raven hull. |
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Cipher Jones
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:48:00 -
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KFenn wrote:And here we see the badposter in it's natural habitat. Consumed by violent rage, it has resorted to hitting its caps lock key and is mashing at the keyboard in order to vent its rage. Any attempts to calm the badposter will likely be futile; the best defence is just to move on and let the thread die.
Thats why its a bad post. The reason its a TERRIBAD post is that you can counter it these days.
See what happens when fat neckbeards try to ride little ponies? The ponies die. |
Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
130
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:52:00 -
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Fly with someone else... You know its called MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER for a reason. Many of the missions originally weren't meant to be solo-ed. Or HTFU.... and fit your ship correctly. |
ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers Galactic-Rangers
38
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:53:00 -
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Jodis Talvanen wrote:!!!%@%@JAMMED FOR 20 :%!%^* MIUNUTES CAN'T @&$! DO ANYTHING
FIX THE )*@! BROKEN GAME CCP !"@(&)"()&(^)%($)!)*)$%^$)%^
SO @!"^(!&^(! ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS TOPIC BELONGS TO BECAUSE IT BELONG TO EVERYWHERE!!! MISSIONS!!! AND BUGS!!! AND ASSEMBLY HALL!!! WHAT TTHEEEEE @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CCP!!!!!
Translation: I'm jammed for twenty mintues (now forty and counting) and I cannot do anything.
Fix the broken game, CCP.
It is so annoying.
I made this topic in GD because it is an issue of universal importance and it shall belong to every forum and no forum.
PS I am still jammed.
your doing it wrong |
Trainwreck McGee
Ghost Ship Inc.
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:55:00 -
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mmmmmaaaaaaadddd bbbrrrrooooooo CCP Trainwreck - Weekend Custodial Engineer / CCP Necrogoats foot stool |
Selinate
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:56:00 -
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Why are you staying there if you've been jammed for 40 minutes now? Do you expect something different to happen in the next 40 minutes? |
Teamosil
Good Time Family Band Solution
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:57:00 -
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KFenn wrote:And here we see the badposter in it's natural habitat. Consumed by violent rage, it has resorted to hitting its caps lock key and is mashing at the keyboard in order to vent its rage. Any attempts to calm the badposter will likely be futile; the best defence is just to move on and let the thread die.
CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
259
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Posted - 2011.11.04 22:59:00 -
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lol
you're gonna kick yourself when you find out you just have to fly in one direction long enough and they drop agro and return to spawn The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
mkint
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:01:00 -
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Spam the lock shortcut until it lags out the server. When CCP realizes that perma jam hurts server performance, they will change it. And by spam, I mean mash both ctrl keys with both hands and tap them as fast as you can. |
Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:04:00 -
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mkint wrote:Spam the lock shortcut until it lags out the server. When CCP realizes that perma jam hurts server performance, they will change it. And by spam, I mean mash both ctrl keys with both hands and tap them as fast as you can.
Does it really work? |
Xercodo
Xovoni Directorate Not Usually Killing Everyone.
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:18:00 -
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If the overview has focus then the active entry on the overview is what single-press hotkeys react to
So if you have a jammer active on overview then just mash the ctrl key and it'll keep trying to lock it The Drake is a Lie |
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Black Dranzer
25
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:24:00 -
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Yeah, GE's a pain. |
Tora Oni
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:25:00 -
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I confirm that this post is using caps..... Now lets confirm another beer while we read more and have fun...... |
Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:27:00 -
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Tora Oni wrote:I confirm that this post is using caps..... Now lets confirm another beer while we read more and have fun......
I'm still jammed. |
Tora Oni
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
38
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:28:00 -
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Jodis Talvanen wrote:Tora Oni wrote:I confirm that this post is using caps..... Now lets confirm another beer while we read more and have fun...... I'm still jammed.
Strawberry ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:29:00 -
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Jodis Talvanen wrote:I'm still jammed. Have you tried fixing the problem?
Black Dranzer wrote:Yeah, GE's a pain. GE is a piece of cake. Just don't do it in a Marauder without ECCM.
GÇöGÇöGÇö GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥ GÇö Karath Piki-á |
Jodis Talvanen
State War Academy Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:32:00 -
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Tippia wrote:Jodis Talvanen wrote:I'm still jammed. Have you tried fixing the problem?
No but I am tearing down the shield in-between jamming sessions. Should be done by X'mas. |
Touval Lysander
Builders Labourers Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:44:00 -
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Fly with someone. Mark the jammers and he can kill 'em off. I also use med drones so I can grab the target when you get the occassional break in jamming and they can go to work while I go make a cup of tea.
I also thought the jamming was toned down a bit in a recent patch too. Did I think wrong on this? |
mkint
267
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:44:00 -
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Jodis Talvanen wrote:mkint wrote:Spam the lock shortcut until it lags out the server. When CCP realizes that perma jam hurts server performance, they will change it. And by spam, I mean mash both ctrl keys with both hands and tap them as fast as you can. Does it really work? Well, it makes it so you get a lock the instant the jams run out. And if enough people do it for it to measurably affect TQ performance, CCP will change what is among the stupidest of game mechanics sooner or later. |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
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Posted - 2011.11.04 23:56:00 -
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Jodis Talvanen wrote:mkint wrote:Spam the lock shortcut until it lags out the server. When CCP realizes that perma jam hurts server performance, they will change it. And by spam, I mean mash both ctrl keys with both hands and tap them as fast as you can. Does it really work?
Yes, one person out of 40-50k spamming the ctrl-key is quite likely to bring the servers to their knees. Please oh please don't do this. You'll ruin the game for everyone. This is my signature.-á There are many others like it, but this one is mine. |
Kitaywa
The Carebear Stare Hydroponic Zone
16
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Posted - 2011.11.05 00:05:00 -
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I'm lovin' the rage and tears!
Keep going, i'm getting my fuel can.
Brb............ |
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