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Aida Nu
Nu Industries
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Posted - 2011.11.02 21:45:00 -
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Im confused. How does my spaceboat move forward? It has no propeller!!! |
Paragon Renegade
The Multinational Company.
66
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Posted - 2011.11.02 21:46:00 -
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This is a serious problem!
CCP FIX NAO "Man, you aren't actually trying to do this, right? Nobody is that stupid right?"
"How wrong you are" |
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Industrial Complex Cosmic Consortium
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Posted - 2011.11.02 21:46:00 -
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It's magic :)
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Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
35
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Posted - 2011.11.02 21:46:00 -
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Aargolos
Estrale Frontiers
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Posted - 2011.11.02 21:55:00 -
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zoom! |
Aida Nu
Nu Industries
12
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Posted - 2011.11.02 21:58:00 -
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What kind of blasphemous device is this. It has neither sail nor propeller!!
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InVictus Kell
The Scope Gallente Federation
36
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Posted - 2011.11.02 21:59:00 -
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I cannot support any game that uses Sorcery as a chief operating mechanic. It's the work of the devil, just like how gingers keep their hair curly, ie. by stealing souls. |
Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2011.11.02 22:07:00 -
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Unfurl your sail of greatness and sail upon the solar winds.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |
Botleten
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
159
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Posted - 2011.11.02 22:09:00 -
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Youre supposed to row you lazy ***** |
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
3
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Posted - 2011.11.02 22:13:00 -
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Your link told me it was ganked. |
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Venus Vermillion
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
179
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Posted - 2011.11.02 22:14:00 -
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Aida Nu wrote:Im confused. How does my spaceboat move forward?
We goons often ask ourselves this same question. We have no idea how he moves around... some rumors suggest that his dog pulls him around the house on a wagon, but I doubt this. I personally believe he uses his mass to shift gravity so that things move around him, giving him the appearance of actual movement. |
Lors Dornick
Kallisti Industries
35
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Posted - 2011.11.02 22:17:00 -
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Venus Vermillion wrote:Aida Nu wrote:Im confused. How does my spaceboat move forward?
We goons often ask ourselves this same question. We have no idea how he moves around... some rumors suggest that his dog pulls him around the house on a wagon, but I doubt this. I personally believe he uses his mass to shift gravity so that things move around him, giving him the appearance of actual movement.
You need to read more carefully.
She said 'spaceboat', not 'spacegoat'. |
Kyle Myr
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.02 22:17:00 -
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Boat moves though space in a series of fits and starts, going all which directions as the four winds of attention pull him to different celestial bodies. Upon making a decision, there is likely a reversal in fortune, but wherever he goes, there he is. |
Venus Vermillion
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
179
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Posted - 2011.11.02 22:38:00 -
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Lors Dornick wrote: She said 'spaceboat', not 'spacegoat'.
You have a point... Boat is a sigma, but I don't know what loving goats has to do with his movement through space. |
MeestaPenni
Mercantile and Stuff
31
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Posted - 2011.11.02 22:40:00 -
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Lot's of crewmen...... pedaling furiously. |
URDEAD2ME
Rage and Terror Against ALL Authorities
5
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Posted - 2011.11.02 23:07:00 -
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its powered by retardness .... thats why we see some people moving far faster than others. |
Jita Alt666
449
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Posted - 2011.11.02 23:09:00 -
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...and that is why goons seem to be winning eve. They have a big red boat of retardness. |
Alara IonStorm
RvB - BLUE Republic
304
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Posted - 2011.11.02 23:10:00 -
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I put a wooden rod in front of my ship then tie a powerful Magnet to it.
I steer by turning the Rod.
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Nyio
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
213
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Posted - 2011.11.02 23:14:00 -
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Aida Nu wrote:Im confused. How does my spaceboat move forward? It has no propeller!!!
When I was newb in EVE and started to read the chats, confusion happened..
> wow this boat rocks! > Anyone has a fleet I can join? > hehe, I just made a can bait xD F&ID: Skill Training, Agent Finder What is CCP Guard gonna do with that grenade? |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2011.11.02 23:19:00 -
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Aida Nu wrote:How does my spaceboat move forward? Very carefully.
GÇöGÇöGÇö GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥ GÇö Karath Piki-á |
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Shalia Ripper
The Elevens
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Posted - 2011.11.02 23:21:00 -
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Space what? |
Cpt Syrinx
Jovian Labs Jovian Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.11.02 23:21:00 -
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magnets |
Jonah Gravenstein
27
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Posted - 2011.11.02 23:59:00 -
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You feed the crew copious amounts of beans and channel the resulting gas product to the rear of the ship under pressure, livestock in the hold make you go faster still. --CATPAIN KIRK wrote: your not black - I've seen you in that video. I meant you write like an american but speak a somewhat difrent langauge - a bit like scotish or sumthing.-- |
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
35
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Posted - 2011.11.03 00:01:00 -
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quote from Futurama
Fry: Dammit, we'll have to fix the engine ourself. Leela: We can't, you bastard! No one knows how it works. It's impossible! Cubert: Nothing is impossible. I understand how the engines work now. It came to me in a dream. The engines don't move the ship at all. The ship stays where it is and the engines move the universe around it. Bender: That's a complete load. Cubert: Nothing's a complete load. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.
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Kaylen Vimanis
The Xenodus Initiative. ORPHANS OF EVE
0
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Posted - 2011.11.03 00:04:00 -
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Aida Nu wrote:Im confused. How does my spaceboat move forward? It has no propeller!!!
It runs on hopes and dreams...... |
mkint
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Posted - 2011.11.03 00:05:00 -
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Jaroslav Unwanted wrote:quote from Futurama
Fry: Dammit, we'll have to fix the engine ourself. Leela: We can't, you bastard! No one knows how it works. It's impossible! Cubert: Nothing is impossible. I understand how the engines work now. It came to me in a dream. The engines don't move the ship at all. The ship stays where it is and the engines move the universe around it. Bender: That's a complete load. Cubert: Nothing's a complete load. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.
No, that's what being a magical fairy is all about.
edit: speaking of which, that's what moves our boats around. Magical fairies. Betcha didn't know EVE was that kinda game! |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
35
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Posted - 2011.11.03 00:51:00 -
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mkint wrote:Jaroslav Unwanted wrote:quote from Futurama
Fry: Dammit, we'll have to fix the engine ourself. Leela: We can't, you bastard! No one knows how it works. It's impossible! Cubert: Nothing is impossible. I understand how the engines work now. It came to me in a dream. The engines don't move the ship at all. The ship stays where it is and the engines move the universe around it. Bender: That's a complete load. Cubert: Nothing's a complete load. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.
No, that's what being a magical fairy is all about. edit: speaking of which, that's what moves our boats around. Magical fairies. Betcha didn't know EVE was that kinda game!
Oh we knew |
Zimbalza
Aklin Industries
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Posted - 2011.11.03 01:37:00 -
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Hey kids! ItGÇÖs Doktor DufflebunnyGÇÖs Science Time!
Ho kiddyvGÇÖinks! So now you gots maybe an earthwormGÇÖs understanding of physics, I hears you ask GÇ£how come vGÇÖe gots ships dot can go faster than light?GÇ¥
To understand faster than light travel, der mortal mind must merely grasp one simple concept:
If a tree falls in der forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a noise? Where T=Tree F=fall ratio
Tf/[Gravity (perceived)-inv.ratio to Gravity (actual)]/sound of one hand clapping=Lotsa wood chips
Der answer is now scientifically demonstrable to be GÇ£noGÇ¥.
In 3302, scientist studying der GÇ£observation effectGÇ¥ made a fascinating discovery GÇô mit our minds, vGÇÖe make reality. In practical terms, vGÇÖe are wherever vGÇÖe think ourselves to be! Aha, you say GÇô dis brings der big drawbacks, nein? You betcha! Lose track of vGÇÖere you are for vGÇÖun moment, fella, und you could be in big trrrrrouble! GÇô katch?
So how does der Credibility Drive vGÇÖork? SIMPLE!
VGÇÖe chust plug in a secret GÇ£navigation tapeGÇ¥ into a starship flight computer (go for VHS GÇô novGÇÖun effer uses BETA). Der shipGÇÖs viewskreens light up mit swishing stars, und zGÇÖen a nice picture of der target planet. VGÇÖunce der crew is sure theyGÇÖve arrived GÇô then they actually have!
Only thing isGǪ.vGÇÖun shrrred of doubt, und der whole dealGÇÖs off! The secret of the Credibility Drive is chust that GÇô a secret. No one must ever suspect that there is no science involved in the process whats-so-ever.
ACH! Did I just say that out loud? Did I blow it for you? RATS!
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Amro One
One.
24
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Posted - 2011.11.03 02:08:00 -
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Its called a impeller. |
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