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Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
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Posted - 2013.08.30 10:44:00 -
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I found those amusing and want to bring them to a broughter audience...
Nullbear: hey, an enemie is in the system Crazy nullbear: oh **** Nullbear: **** man Crazy nullbear: hey, why not just dock? Nullbear: hmmm... Crazy nullbear: they can't shoot our stuff, muhahaha! Nullbear: hell yea!
Crazy nullbear: *docking* Nullbear: *docking*
this is EvE
Nullbear: oh man ****, some people did take sov close by Crazy nullbear: oh **** Nullbear: ****, what are we gonna do? Crazy nullbear: **** man, fight? Nullbear: hell no! Crazy nullbear: muahaha, why not be friends with them? Nullbear: lol, **** you are smart
Crazy nullbear: *snoring* Nullbear: *snoring*
this is EvE
Nullbear: *waking up* **** Crazy nullbear: ****! whats going on? Nullbear: they changed something in the game! Crazy nullbear: oh **** man, what? Nullbear: moons are important now! Crazy nullbear: **** man, we need to play? Nullbear: I think so! Crazy nullbear: **** we are ****** Nullbear: oh **** man, oh ******* **** Crazy nullbear: this is hell man, ******* hell
this is EvE
Nullbear: ****! my hauler was shotdown by harry forever! Crazy nullbera: oh ****! you are doomed! Nullbear: but why? what should i do?! Crzay nullbear: **** man, just trash him with your tengu! Nullbear: hell yea! *undocking* Crazy nullbear: did you get him?! Nullbear: what the ****? alone?? Crazy nullbear: oh **** you are right! *calling friends*
2 hours later
Nullbear: **** man! where is he? Crazy nullbear: ******* afk cloaker!
is this EvE? ... |
William Walker
House Aratus Fatal Ascension
339
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Posted - 2013.08.30 10:54:00 -
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10/10 Harry Forever thread. 39 pages long before Harry asks for lock. Calling it. pâ+(*GîÆGêçGîÆ*)n+ë pü+(pé£GêçpÇü-¦)pü+ (GùòGÇ+GùòG£+) |
Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
730
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Posted - 2013.08.30 10:59:00 -
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William Walker wrote:10/10 Harry Forever thread. 39 pages long before Harry asks for lock. Calling it.
those stories are cool :D i make a series out of it :'D stories from nullsec Season 1 :DD ... |
Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
1338
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Posted - 2013.08.30 11:03:00 -
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i liked the part where nullbear 1's pistol stopped working, and to see what was broken he looked down the barrel and pulled the trigger |
S'Way
Bitter Vets
627
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Posted - 2013.08.30 11:09:00 -
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Harry Forever wrote:I Nullbear: hey, an enemie is in the system Crazy nullbear: oh **** Nullbear: **** man Crazy nullbear: hey, why not just dock? Nullbear: hmmm... Crazy nullbear: they can't shoot our stuff, muhahaha! Nullbear: hell yea!
Crazy nullbear: *docking* Nullbear: *docking*
this is EvE More like Nullbears warp to station (without using perch bookmarks first to check it) - land in a bubble on it and die hilariously while whining in local. If you warp directly to a station with a red in system then you deserve to be popped. |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3535
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Posted - 2013.08.30 11:32:00 -
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You should name & shame these people. The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4252
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Posted - 2013.08.30 12:00:00 -
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S'Way wrote:Harry Forever wrote:I Nullbear: hey, an enemie is in the system Crazy nullbear: oh **** Nullbear: **** man Crazy nullbear: hey, why not just dock? Nullbear: hmmm... Crazy nullbear: they can't shoot our stuff, muhahaha! Nullbear: hell yea!
Crazy nullbear: *docking* Nullbear: *docking*
this is EvE More like Nullbears warp to station (without using perch bookmarks first to check it) - land in a bubble on it and die hilariously while whining in local. If you warp directly to a station with a red in system then you deserve to be popped. Clearlry Harry would be a bad nullbear then There are no goons. The goons' 0.0 dream is over.
"Progodlegend said the goal of N3 is to destroy Goonswarm Federation, but in reality NCdot is in Fountain due to the fact it is virtually the last place there is action." ~NC., Fountain 2013 |
flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
1379
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Posted - 2013.08.30 12:07:00 -
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I can do one of those :
Harry the clown : Wow look at this apple Other guy:Uhm no harry , that is an orange Harry the clown : No it's an apple ... blocked Yet another guy : Uhm harry it really is an orange , look at it's colour and shape. Harry the clown:No it's not , you add nothing to the discussion so blocking you now Rest of the forum: HARRY IT IS AN ORANGE Harry the clown:Asking the mods to close the thread
Harry opens a new thread titled : Banana's by nature are purple with orange spots ...
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Ustrello
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
165
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Posted - 2013.08.30 12:28:00 -
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What can I say harry is terrible |
SKINE DMZ
The Scope Gallente Federation
120
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Posted - 2013.08.30 12:34:00 -
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Harry, you are pathetic... I disagree |
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Sol Kal'orr
The Scope Gallente Federation
87
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Posted - 2013.08.30 12:44:00 -
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This post was longer than his last ones. Can I get a TL;DR?
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Sol Kal'orr
The Scope Gallente Federation
87
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Posted - 2013.08.30 12:44:00 -
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TL;DR is Grr Goons, right? |
flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
1380
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Posted - 2013.08.30 12:46:00 -
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Sol Kal'orr wrote:TL;DR is Grr Goons, right?
No it's : Null is worthless post number 351 .
If you spend so much time on something you feel worthless , then i can clearly imagine how your reall life must be.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Sol Kal'orr
The Scope Gallente Federation
87
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Posted - 2013.08.30 12:50:00 -
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flakeys wrote:Sol Kal'orr wrote:TL;DR is Grr Goons, right? No it's : Null is worthless post number 351 . If you spend so much time on something you feel worthless , then i can clearly imagine how your reall life must be.
He should come to hisec. I will cuddle and gank with him. |
SKINE DMZ
The Scope Gallente Federation
120
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Posted - 2013.08.30 12:53:00 -
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He is clearly is unloved at home, sadly nothing in EVE will ever help him. I disagree |
Leafar Nightfall
Angels and Demons Inc. Mordus Angels
71
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Posted - 2013.08.30 13:15:00 -
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In before the lock
I couldn't find you in EC recently Harry, I'm sure you saw me in local. Maybe because you prefer a cloak instead of docking... |
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
3789
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Posted - 2013.08.30 13:25:00 -
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Sol Kal'orr wrote:flakeys wrote:Sol Kal'orr wrote:TL;DR is Grr Goons, right? No it's : Null is worthless post number 351 . If you spend so much time on something you feel worthless , then i can clearly imagine how your reall life must be. He should come to hisec. I will cuddle and gank with him. I love you! Let's make babies :D |
Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
735
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Posted - 2013.08.30 13:29:00 -
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Leafar Nightfall wrote:In before the lock I couldn't find you in EC recently Harry, I'm sure you saw me in local. Maybe because you prefer a cloak instead of docking...
have seen you picking up Gods remains, I was ready to bomb you, waited at the wreck... however it would not have done much damage to your atron, i would have prefered if God would have picked up the stuff with his force recon ... |
Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
735
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Posted - 2013.08.30 13:31:00 -
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good you like my true stories from nullsec, soon to be continued... ... |
March rabbit
epTa Team Inc.
740
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Posted - 2013.08.30 13:31:00 -
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S'Way wrote:Harry Forever wrote:I Nullbear: hey, an enemie is in the system Crazy nullbear: oh **** Nullbear: **** man Crazy nullbear: hey, why not just dock? Nullbear: hmmm... Crazy nullbear: they can't shoot our stuff, muhahaha! Nullbear: hell yea!
Crazy nullbear: *docking* Nullbear: *docking*
this is EvE More like Nullbears warp to station (without using perch bookmarks first to check it) - land in a bubble on it and die hilariously while whining in local. If you warp directly to a station with a red in system then you deserve to be popped. well if you warp&dock immediately after neutral/red appeared you have good chunk of time to finish your docking before he even gets to station and starts to make bubble or launches probe.
however yes, it's always better to simply warp to POS in these cases |
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Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
355
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Posted - 2013.08.30 13:31:00 -
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Never has a tale been more worthy of a "Cool story bro" Not today spaghetti. |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
3367
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Posted - 2013.08.30 14:30:00 -
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Dear Mum,
Professor Allergy sent me back in time to do a little job. I hate these travel missions. Talk about jet lag.. But, at least my hair grew back.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
615
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Posted - 2013.08.30 15:11:00 -
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Quote:5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote. Thread locked. ISD LackOfFaith Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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