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darako Olacar
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.08.29 23:27:00 -
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I'm not gonna lie to you, we need you.
We need your massive fuzzy lazorbear ass. We care little of it perviouse owners or how abused it current state, We need you because we care. We care that there are rocks out there that need to be smoked and we want to help you fuel your horrible adiction that has brought your down this ill begotten path.
We need your help! To smoke rocks where ever we find them! as long as its in amarr space, cos you know screw moving that not time smoking rock.
Come work under sweatshop conditions with little or no thanks other than light spankings every other thursday.
Join the delution that we could, one day actually build some big ass ships and not lose it cos its fitted all wrong!
We're a small core of scotish players, focused in various areas of EVE. We are all somewhat casual, and we accept however many hours, people want to spend in this game. However loved ones will have a tendency to go missing should you fail to log on.
We are a very newbie friendly corporation, and we are all very happy to help our corp mates enjoy smokin' rocks as much as us. We do regular mission, explore when not smokin rock. No matter what area of EVE you are interested in learning, chances are someone has been doing it for a long time and can help you out.
What do we expect from you?
- Almost nothing! All we want, is to have fun and we realize that everyone is different and find different things funny,
- Fleet For Failure! Paying the morgage is not an acpetable exscuse. Punishment will be swift and burtal.
- unquetioning loyalty to your computer selected overlord.
Currently our members are primarily ticking tash for sexual favours and/or profit on a almost fortnightly basis.
So, if you are interested in helping us build up our new utopia for space bears in the far reaches of the galaxy , please join Smokin' Rocks to and see if you can find it in your heart to help a baby space bear with his first venture.
FITS - http://eve.battleclinic.com/index.php
MAPS - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/
SPREADSHEETS - http://soundwash.net/eve_xls/
PRICES - http://eve-central.com/
Market Tutorial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR_HPZLX6OI&feature=fvwrel
https://www.youtube.com/user/EveBusinessInsider/videos
1 au = 149.000.000 km 3 au = 447.000.000 km 7 au = 1.043.000.000 km 48 au = 7.152.000.000 km Max Scanner Range = 14.413 AU (2.147.483.647/149.000.000)
Gravimetric = mining Ladar = Gas Magnetometric = Arch/Salvage Radar = Hacking
Magnetometric = Gallente = Ion Field = teal Ladar = Minnie = phase inverter = crimson Radar = Amarr = White Noise = tan Gravimetric = Caldari = Spatial = sapphire
Come Say Hi!
---> Smokin' Rocks <---- |
darako Olacar
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.08.30 18:40:00 -
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What time is it?
ROCK SMOKIN' TIME!!!
Come join our public. |
Silica
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.08.30 20:49:00 -
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*BUMP* Come join us! |
Lia Huren
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.08.31 21:13:00 -
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It's time to blast ratz and smoke rocks |
nuuruhuine Sarain
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.01 16:42:00 -
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*BUMP* Come join us! |
Lia Huren
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.03 09:58:00 -
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the rat race is over the rat got poded *bump* join us |
Liam Spence
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.03 10:06:00 -
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"BUMP ************" get your sorry asses into are corp chat so we can convert you |
Liam Spence
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.03 12:14:00 -
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wanna feel this good give us a shout |
Liam Spence
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.03 16:17:00 -
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Liam Spence wrote:"BUMP ************" get your sorry asses into are corp chat so we can convert you
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Liam Spence
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.03 18:21:00 -
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*bump* |
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Lia Huren
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.04 07:15:00 -
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*bump* we need noobs for the noobgrinders |
LLeugh
Probe Patrol Polarized.
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Posted - 2013.09.04 11:37:00 -
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Bump for a great bunch o guys |
Lia Huren
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.05 06:51:00 -
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friend computer I am to report darako Olacar is a comi mutant traitor all hail our silicon overlord *bump* |
Liam Spence
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Posted - 2013.09.05 17:56:00 -
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Please join us we need fresh bodies to abuse. Current ones are all burnt out and wasted |
darako Olacar
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.07 19:42:00 -
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Fresh souls for the overlord. Apply within :-) |
gazthenailer
Mortis Angelus WHY so Seri0Us
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Posted - 2013.09.07 19:44:00 -
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Why reinvent the wheel.
if you can consider a merge into our already WELL established indy wing please convo me ingame
Our offer it really good and worth checking out
If not interested i guess a free bump is never bad :)
/gaz Mortis Angelus, One family One Goal
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Jade Kaliste
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.08 16:03:00 -
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bump please join or the overlord will take it out on darakos ass |
Liam Spence
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.11 07:01:00 -
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Bump* join us please the overlord is gonna ruin are arseholes |
Liam Spence
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Posted - 2013.09.12 19:32:00 -
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Bump* |
darako Olacar
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.15 01:31:00 -
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We require human sacrafice, but will settle for you.
Apply today |
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Liam Spence
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.17 01:18:00 -
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Bump* |
Lia Huren
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.20 17:45:00 -
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*BUMP* |
Liam Spence
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.23 23:41:00 -
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Bump bump |
darako Olacar
kevs mining fedaration
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Posted - 2013.09.30 10:36:00 -
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FYI
* Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. If you use another character you will get warned.
* Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump.
* Bumping may only be done once per day. Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline.
Overlord remains unsatisfied with current level of minions.
Pledge your loyalty now! |
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