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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:16:00 -
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I'm sick of waiting for the server so lets play Eve in the traditional way, by text.
I'll start....
Lard launches torpedo at Sansha's Nutcase, doing 9000 damage.
E.T. Radio - designed to enhance your flying experience....
http://radio.evesound.net:8000/evetrance.ogg.m3u |
Czar Marcus
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:17:00 -
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Sansha's Nutcase activates V-M15 shield and regains 85% of lost energy.
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Tara PalmerTomkinson
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:18:00 -
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Tara runs away and warps to Amarr VII Moon 6 Carebear Station .
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Shai Hulud
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:20:00 -
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Edited by: Shai Hulud on 14/08/2003 15:20:26
Server down for update
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TekRa
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:20:00 -
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TekRa's Reaper enters the system...
>Scan area
Roids, more roids, Frigate.
>WarpTo Frigate
Warping
You approach asteroid belt XI, There are is 1 cargo container floating in the void and 1 other frigate in the area,
what would you like to do?
>Destroy Frigate.
Civillian Gatling autocannon Fires,
You do a wreaking Hit of 100.9 on frigate.
Frigate explodes.
>Warp to station & dock.
Docked.
> With the lights out it's less dangerous. |
John Zeppe
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:22:00 -
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> Help
Available commands: Lock, Fire, RunAway
> Lock
Specify target.
- Lardarz B'stard
Locking...
Target locked.
> Fire
. Your Tachyon Beam Laser I places an excellent hit upon Lardarz B'stard, inflicting 452.4 damage.
 
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The Wretch
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:22:00 -
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CTD.
Game Over.
Play Again.
The Wretch
Cyberdyne Systems CEO
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Tara PalmerTomkinson
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:23:00 -
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L333t H4XXú$1$0r enters system and podkills asteroid using spelling exploit.
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:27:00 -
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John Zeppe places an excellent hit on you doing 400 and something damage.
Available commands:
>spin around
>run_away
>activate L33T r3v3ng3 scrambler ii
Cmd: run_away
You have run away.
You yell hahahahaha cant catch me at John Zeppe. 200 bonus infuriation points awarded.
E.T. Radio - designed to enhance your flying experience....
http://radio.evesound.net:8000/evetrance.ogg.m3u |
scam artist
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:28:00 -
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log in train a skill log out
these boards need a search engine |
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Jerrico Delen
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:29:00 -
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Open Eve
Load Character
Glimpse at ship briefly
Crash to windows
Do'h!
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Leodis Enteprises Corporation
Small skilled UK based corp, apply if you think you have what it takes. |
Hampon Fastidious
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:31:00 -
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My Civilian Gatling Pulse Laser perfectly strikes you, wrecking for 7321813.6 damage.
--
- geeklab plumbing resources -
"always remember, despite what you might think, u suck so have a cookie of OMG I SUCk kthxbye" -Stavros |
scam artist
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:31:00 -
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these boards need a search engine |
Aurik Ulanti
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:32:00 -
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Log in....log out *doing some karate moves*
Yeah...Soon I'll be able to turn a Cruiser into tindersticks.
I had better take my medication now.
"In the end you will remember not the words of your enemies, but the silence of your friends" |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:50:00 -
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I BOOM U
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Aurik Ulanti
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:52:00 -
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Naww....I just pilot the Deathstar and blow everything up. Then...when all that is left is me I clone myself into an entire race of Aurik Ulantis and live happily ever after.
"In the end you will remember not the words of your enemies, but the silence of your friends" |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.08.14 15:54:00 -
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[homer] BOOORING
I BOOM U!
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Keo Morigan
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Posted - 2003.08.14 17:52:00 -
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'insert coin to continue'
If your not a part of the solution, then you'r probably a part of the problem. |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.08.14 17:54:00 -
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*ker-plunk
Shoot Shoot Shoot
*CTD
/me takes a Bat to the Coin-op
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Cao Cao
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Posted - 2003.08.14 18:02:00 -
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Takes a ****.
Wipes his ass with Daesdemona's face.
Logs in EVE to kill more noobs in ibis frigates.
Cao Cao
- You are not your ship -
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