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Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.10.23 19:02:00 -
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Come on in, have a seat.
Whoops, mind that Balduvian hamster there in the doorway. I think he's still alive, really gotta remember to feed him. You pick up the strangest things in ship wrecks.
So, you want to be a pirate? Wonderful profession, worthy of the highest praise. Men and women going out and earning a living pitting their skills, wits, and ships against the universe. I only have the highest praise for pirates and the exciting lifestyle they live. The most fun you can have in a pod.
Interesting thing though, we're not quite pirates. To quote someone much more famous than I, "Do you see a f**king parrot on my shoulder?"
"Squack! Pieces of Eight!"
Hush up Polly! I'm trying to talk here.
Right, so we are Repossession Agents. Repo. for short, or Repo Men. What's the difference you might ask? Well I am glad you did!
If you've ever been to high security space you've more than likely bumped into a wonderful bunch known as CONCORD. These fine fellows spend their time exploding folks who don't follow the rules. And, if you've ever been to null security space, you've more than likely bumped into one of the many groups enforcing whatever laws they see fit to establish. But here in low security space there isn't any real law, well outside of mindless gate and station guns. This is where you come in my dear capsuleer.
We have a monumental task to accomplish!
It is obvious that any person coming into low sec must be a criminal. Why is it obvious? Well, this is the only place where there are no laws. Who would risk coming here unless they had no other place to go? Whether it is a missed payment on their ship, speeding, or perhaps something as dastardly as parking in the Handicap spot in the station - these people all must pay! And we accept ISK or the simple ejection from your ship so that we can take it back to the, erm, proper authorities.
Come join our ranks!
Drop by our little home, www.repo-corp.net, read the very important information there, learn a little bit more about who we are and please submit an application in the forums.
Thestarling
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Xedam Praxis
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.10.24 10:36:00 -
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Pay up, or we take your ****. |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
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Posted - 2011.10.24 11:11:00 -
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Sounded interesting....
then you let the monkey speak And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
darmwand
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.10.24 12:57:00 -
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Agent starling, have you seen my exotic da... oh never mind, didn't realize you were in a conversation.
Anyway, I'll be back later. Wearing pants. And without the party hat. darmwand Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ |
Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.10.24 14:00:00 -
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I hope you have a passenger manifest for those ladies of the night Darmwand. I would hate to have to confiscate them.
Editing because I got excited by the exotic dancers and missed the monkey comment. Polly was trained in pirate speak and is mostly house broken. One must excuse his random commenting and poo flinging. You pick up the strangest things in ship wrecks. |
darmwand
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.10.25 12:28:00 -
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Euhm, sure, the manifest is, hmn, I just had it somew... oh look! A cyno!
/runs darmwand Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Molly Moo
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.25 16:30:00 -
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Why the name Repo? |
Xedam Praxis
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.10.25 16:38:00 -
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Molly Moo wrote:Why the name Repo?
re-+po
nounGÇâ/-êr-ô-îp+ì/ repos, plural
1.A car or other item that has been repossessed
verbGÇâ/-êr-ô-îp+ì/ repo'd, past participle;GÇârepo'd, past tense;GÇârepo'ing, present participle;GÇârepo's, 3rd person singular present
1.Repossess (a car or other item) when a buyer defaults on payments
If you neglect to pay the proper authorities (us) for your transgressions (parking tickets, overdue library books, default on credit card payments, etc), we're forced to repossess your stuff (or in some cases, blow it up). Xedam Praxis Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Molly Moo
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.25 18:39:00 -
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No relation to REPO industries then. I was just wondering if you were a returning blast from the past. |
Valkyriane
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.10.30 07:43:00 -
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Ou hai! I repossessed nice Gistii shieldbooster yesterday... Bumbeti bumb bumb. |
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Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.10.31 12:19:00 -
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Couple of folks were very dismayed about the length of the application/process and I'd like to address their concerns.
Our group is small right now, and I don't expect it will ever be very large. I think everyone in Repo agrees that this is a good thing. We want to be a group of pirates who really know each other, enjoy flying together, and compliment each other's weaknesses and strengths.
Having a demanding application process ensures that we know who we are going to be potentially flying with, and we can give them the great EVE experience we are all experiencing.
The application will not take up a significant chunk of time, just sit down, fill it out, and you will be done before you know it. You might even enjoy filling it out, I did. We do NOT look at these like a RL employer would, these applications are for your enjoyment and ours. EVE is a game and I promise that no one in Repo is looking to extend their workday into internet space pirate land.
Thanks! Thestarling Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Xedam Praxis
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.10.31 18:16:00 -
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Check out the "Meet Your REPO-Men" series on our blog here. Xedam Praxis Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
darmwand
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.02 15:50:00 -
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So, Agent Praxis, mind telling us how that night ended? darmwand Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Valkyriane
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.03 06:29:00 -
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Still open! Valkyriane Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN-á |
Xedam Praxis
Repo.
3
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Posted - 2011.11.07 17:02:00 -
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Bumping for posterity.
We only bite a little. Xedam Praxis Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.14 03:16:00 -
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So there I was, stuck between a Vexor and a Thrasher, my own poor wreck of a Minnie Destroyer quaking in it's boots. There was no way to escape past the cloud of drones and autocannon fire, so I girded my loins and jumped into battle.
Shameless bump...
Come fly with us, we like to shoot things! Thestarling Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.14 14:35:00 -
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The missles were ruthlessly pounding my armor, the alarms going off throughout the ship let me know that my poor Iron Pig was not long for this world. I pounced on a nearby roll of duct tape, snatched up the power lines to the shields and the autocannons and taped them together. The whole ship lurched as the guns started wildly firing....and then the first missle punched through my hull.
Pirate life = Best life
Thestarling Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.15 12:07:00 -
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*Insert something clever in this space about being a space pirate and how it is a worthwhile profession because my brain isn't working at the moment*
Thestarling Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.16 00:53:00 -
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Edited the top post with a nice piece by our in house poet, Xedam Praxis.
Thestarling Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.16 12:23:00 -
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Hammer needs meat! He leads a double life as a competitive eater. Thestarling Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
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Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.17 03:12:00 -
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There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin
I've got a puppy, a young wife, and no money. Thanks for nothing Ben.
Thestarling Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.19 22:38:00 -
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Creditors have better memories than debtors. Benjamin Franklin
Thestarling Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Xedam Praxis
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.24 19:43:00 -
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Bump! Meet your friendly neighbourhood REPO-Men here! Xedam Praxis Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
darmwand
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.26 05:58:00 -
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Needs more bumpage! darmwand Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Nephilius
Pillage and Plunder Salvage Co.
56
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Posted - 2011.11.26 17:03:00 -
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LIking what I see, I'll be in touch presently. If you bring down a giant, you're a hero. If you kill something weak-even if it has to die-then you will endure contempt. |
Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.11.27 14:02:00 -
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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. -Unknown-
Thestarling Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Xedam Praxis
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.12.01 20:28:00 -
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Many new shinies to repossess! Xedam Praxis Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
ZX73
L1thium L.L.C.
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Posted - 2011.12.01 20:40:00 -
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Free Bumpage! Great Corp, you can learn a lot with these guys. |
Thestarling
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.12.05 17:45:00 -
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As for doing good; that is one of the professions which is full. Moreover I have tried it fairly and, strange as it may seem, am satisfied that it does not agree with my constitution. Henry David Thoreau
Fly pirate and never do good again! Thestarling Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
Xedam Praxis
Repo.
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Posted - 2011.12.09 20:20:00 -
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Bump for the handsome men of [REPO.] - we're not too handsome for your money tho. Xedam Praxis Repossession Agent http://www.repo-corp.net/ Recruitment is OPEN |
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