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Endyl
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Posted - 2003.08.07 14:05:00 -
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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.), SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING.
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(I take no credits on this joke, a friend just sent it to me, but it *****ed me up, and something tell me some people here need to relax a bit  )
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Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.08.07 14:11:00 -
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lolz
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Cpt Shnoogans
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Posted - 2003.08.07 14:22:00 -
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lol thats definatly a keeper
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.08.07 14:32:00 -
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rofl good one 
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Archain
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Posted - 2003.08.07 14:36:00 -
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lol, I actually used to have that exact writeup on the outside of my qualification notes when I was in the Navy....I knew it looked familiar 
Space Invaders Movie Library - [SPVD]
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Couch Monkey
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Posted - 2003.08.07 14:40:00 -
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This is the funniest post I have seen in a very long time.
Good work to the author.
Thanks for posting
-CM
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colla tidet
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Posted - 2003.08.07 15:19:00 -
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"Let us have faith that right makes right, and in that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty as we understand it."
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Recondite
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Posted - 2003.08.07 17:08:00 -
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Brought a smile to my face, that did.
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Drutort
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Posted - 2003.08.08 00:06:00 -
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Edited by: Drutort on 08/08/2003 00:09:19
oh thats good lol mind if i share it with others its funny
btw you think you can find were or who came up with this 
support Idea: QuickInfo an alternative to ShowInfo
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annoing
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Posted - 2003.08.08 00:46:00 -
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Edited by: annoing on 08/08/2003 00:46:23
i actually cried with laughter on that one...thx. 2am (nearly) im ready for bed and that has made my night. thx again
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The Inquisition
Long live the Inquisition
Long live the Emperor
Long live Amarr!
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Syphin
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Posted - 2003.08.08 02:10:00 -
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lol thats a good one
I'll need to hang that one up on the wall
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SS Vegito
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Posted - 2003.08.08 02:20:00 -
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ROFL
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Foomanshoe
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Posted - 2003.08.08 03:09:00 -
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ROFL
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SISQO
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Posted - 2003.08.08 03:48:00 -
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Skelator
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Posted - 2003.08.08 04:29:00 -
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ROFLMAO
Great Stuff
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QBall
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Posted - 2003.08.08 05:35:00 -
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LOL
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"OMG IT'S TRAMMEL 2.0!!!!"
-QBall
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