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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.18 01:48:00 -
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What is this "women" you speak of? |
Aggressive Nutmeg
2
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Posted - 2011.10.18 01:57:00 -
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Admittedly, my wife and kids do tease me about the spaceships game I play. But apparently this makes me a nerd who can't get laid.
Reminds me of how clueless I was when I lost my first (and only) badger. Hate to say it, (because I don't like picking on newbies) but the OP's nerd rage here is awesome. |
Cannibal Kane
Umkhonto we Sizwe
33
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:06:00 -
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Actually...
I heard that people who feel the need to tell people that they get laid whenever they want and go out like 4 times a week. Only say that so they don't feel empty inside. At that point they stand up from their PC look at their fat ass in the mirror dreaming of cutting themself before they start crying like a little *****.
Then wipe the sweat salty tears from that their badger loss and start playing again. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
138
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:08:00 -
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Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:Admittedly, my wife and kids do tease me about the spaceships game I play. But apparently this makes me a nerd who can't get laid.
My wife gives me a hard time when I get into a serious Eve conversation on TeamSpeak because of all the jargon that gets used. She had a lot of fun asking what the difference between "high sex" "low sex" and "null sex (oh wait, that one is obvious)" was.
My kids (4 and 7) just like watching the space ships fly around. Their favorite is the Pilgrim, they like when I make it invisible. Also, it looks a little bit like it might be Iron Man's space ship, all red and gold.
Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:Reminds me of how clueless I was when I lost my first (and only) badger. Hate to say it, (because I don't like picking on newbies) but the OP's nerd rage here is awesome.
I honestly don't remember how I felt the first time I lost a ship to PVP. By then I'd gotten really good at losing ships in missions that were way over my head due to my habit of following corpmates into L3s and L4s with a T1 cruiser. It was a running gag for a long time and conditioned me well for riskier activities. |
Senn Denroth
Offworld Miners and Fabricators Guild
0
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:11:00 -
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Come on people, lets get this threadnaught going!
P.S. EVE is serious business. |
Running Clam
0
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:17:00 -
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When i lost my first ship i was mad for about a minute or so, then i was reminded that it was a.. .GAME! |
Botleten
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
112
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:17:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote: The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!
That's all I need to see to call bullsh*t. A badger is less than a million isk, way more than you get from tutorial missions. To the OP: if you're gonna troll at least do your homework next time and claim to have lost a ship that's actually expensive. |
Rusty Trades
Hemorrhagic Visions
0
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:20:00 -
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my handle is the ytcracker the progenitor of all the nerd rap that youre hearing today there was a time in my life when the ladies didnt dig me i didnt get laid and i didnt have a big screen now they line up to see me asking for a freebee cool down be less needy were a little greedy - back in the day when no one cared sitting in our basements face it
hacking on computers disassembling stuff paid off in the end now who got it rough the beauty of the baud and the world of the switch make a new generation of us geekstas rich we owned those that made fun of us tried to make a run at us beat us up in class said yea theres a ton of us whos laughing now cuz most of us your bosses the rest of you are flipping burgers smelling secret sauces
this is the life of a meganerd baby we doing things and we making it happen right from the trash 80 to a black mercedes no one can stop us now cuz we keeping nerdy nice this is the life of a meganerd baby we doing things and we making it happen right from the trash 80 to a black mercedes no one can stop us now cuz we keeping nerdy nice
i hated gym - cuz i never was athletic i played a couple sports just to keep it copasetic but i found more in computers than i ever could in hooping every time i wrote a goto ***** i had that baby looping basically basic was the first language i spoke and i was telling apple deuces just where they could peek and poke i had a five and quarter floppy labeled please dont drop me used to load a million copies and no one could ever stop me
lived in the computer lab no one could separate us and i never did my homework its no wonder others hate us id get As on all my tests so nobody could debate us now im shouting from the mountain stc we are the greatest never get discouraged just let your nerdy flourish cuz were native to this code and the rest are all just tourists if it aint apparent now then just wait a couple years when your gas is getting pumped by every one of those queers
this is the life of a meganerd baby we doing things and we making it happen right from the trash 80 to a black mercedes no one can stop us now cuz we keeping nerdy nice this is the life of a meganerd baby we doing things and we making it happen right from the trash 80 to a black mercedes no one can stop us now cuz we keeping nerdy nice |
Vricrolatious
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
17
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:30:00 -
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Killstealing wrote:this is trolling these days?
Yep, EVE is dying WIDot, Best Dot, Even Sans Dot! -Vric |
Pugzilla Black
ACE Salvage Company
2
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:39:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.
The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!
One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!
Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!
I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!
You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.
I hope you are happy! I quit!
It's a cut throat game, Nice rage quit all the same.
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
139
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:42:00 -
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Rusty Trades wrote:ytcracker
Oh wow. Haven't thought of ytcracker in forever. Ahh the memories of other forums and shenanigans and the beginnings of nerdcore... |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
139
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:48:00 -
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Botleten wrote:That's all I need to see to call bullsh*t. A badger is less than a million isk, way more than you get from tutorial missions. To the OP: if you're gonna troll at least do your homework next time and claim to have lost a ship that's actually expensive.
I remember when 4 million seemed like a lot to spend on a ship, and that was my mission cruiser. |
Soldarius
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
17
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Posted - 2011.10.18 04:31:00 -
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Read pages 1-2, got bored.
2/10, only because you almost had me wanting to post "You mad, bro?" Then I read your follow-ups.
Just in case (I like to cover all the bases) not troll and you really that mad, I get laid regularly, and my gf is married. Top that ****. "How do you kill that which has no life?" |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
34
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Posted - 2011.10.18 05:12:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:What is this "women" you speak of? OP makes no mention of the "Quality" of Women he lays with ergo it's probable to assume that they are all mutts and hounds. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
8
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Posted - 2011.10.18 05:57:00 -
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Pfft, I laugh at the op. As a US Marine infantryman I've been with the most vile, unclean things calling themselves women in the world... I swear you have to quadruple bag it because the first 3 layers will be dissolved. |
Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
104
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Posted - 2011.10.18 06:15:00 -
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I'm gay |
Naburi NasNaburi
Rens Nursing Home
7
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Posted - 2011.10.18 06:16:00 -
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Good thing I am not into women....soooo I can feel free to blow you up *cheers* |
hobgoblin l
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.10.18 06:18:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Pfft, I laugh at the op. As a US Marine infantryman I've been with the most vile, unclean things calling themselves women in the world... I swear you have to quadruple bag it because the first 3 layers will be dissolved.
Yo lay off my Moma mmmk........ |
Dorn Val
Defective Clones Sailors of the Sacred Spice
3
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Posted - 2011.10.18 06:21:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:Kellen Shimaya wrote:I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger. WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE
Warm apple pie... |
Naburi NasNaburi
Rens Nursing Home
7
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Posted - 2011.10.18 06:23:00 -
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Dorn Val wrote:Ebony Shakiel wrote:Kellen Shimaya wrote:I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger. WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE Warm apple pie...
You just made me spit out my coffee LOL |
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hobgoblin l
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.10.18 06:28:00 -
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I brushed my elbow against a girls boob one time at an overcrowded Star Trek convention - so beat that OP - you armor tanked Badger losing Casanova.... |
Xylorn Hasher
Mean Corp Mean Coalition
8
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Posted - 2011.10.18 07:20:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.
The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!
One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!
Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!
I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!
You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.
I hope you are happy! I quit!
Gee those girls from pornhub doesn't count. Also take this with you next time you login inti Eve. http://static.griefwatch.net/gallery/ef1381f5b90e99b8cc50694b00032fc9.jpg
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Calisto Thellere
Good Man.
0
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Posted - 2011.10.18 08:58:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Even if you were a woman, I bet you are overweight or have body hair, probably a bit of a moustache.
That sentence alone confirms above all doubt that you are infact a 12yr old. Or a bitter 16yr old virgin suffering from some disorder or other.
Stop posting please. |
Soldarius
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
18
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Posted - 2011.10.18 09:10:00 -
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Headerman wrote:Ebony Shakiel wrote:Angry Onions wrote:My mind... it is full of F U CK! IMAGINE HOW I FEEL?! You seem to be quite experienced at Capital production... how do you do it in high sec?
Made me lol at work. "How do you kill that which has no life?" |
Sh0plifter
Black Market Operations
4
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Posted - 2011.10.18 10:56:00 -
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I cant believe I delayed a booty-call to read this. |
Taint
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
2
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Posted - 2011.10.18 10:59:00 -
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How much do you pay, each time you get laid ? |
SaltyandSweet
Snuff Box
7
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Posted - 2011.10.18 11:12:00 -
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a dickless dude cryin on teh forums about having a life and getting girls yet is playing a girl......hMHMHMHMMMmMMMMmmMM. nice try cockstain youre trying too hard. |
jizzlez
Nasgul Collective Cascade Imminent
1
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Posted - 2011.10.18 13:25:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote: Something about angry birds
Well now mr.getsplentyoass.Please refrain from the claims that you get madd booty.As we have done a survey and have found most doods who make chick avatars are in fact suffering from a lack of guy-girl interaction.Which is why they make girl avatars ,Because they cannot get an actual woman so they create one in MMO's to see what one actually looks like.You cannot deny this fact as you have a girl avatar and talk like a guy.If your a girl i apologize and wish you the best in the 4 times a week your outside.Please show us proof in the form of posting with your main or some video links of you actually talking with/to/at a person of the opposite sex.
If your are unable to make good with this request we will have no choice but to consider your post a feeble attempt at best of what some would consider a troll of unepic proportions.Im truely sorry we cannot process your claim of butthurt until further posts of proof have been made by you Sir StickyKeys.As some would say.The balls are now in your court.
Thanks in advance,Adoodwhoknowshegetsbooty |
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow The Revenant Order
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Posted - 2011.10.18 14:49:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote: You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits
I'm pretty sure it's hygiene* and habits* there boss.
Obvious troll is obvious.
"War is not measured in terms of who wins or loses, who is right or wrong.-á It is measured in terms of who survives." |
Alua Oresson
The Dominion of Light BLACK-MARK
32
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Posted - 2011.10.18 15:42:00 -
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Jack Carrigan wrote:Ebony Shakiel wrote: You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits I'm pretty sure it's hygiene* and habits* there boss. Obvious troll is obvious.
It could be that he meant bad eating Hobbits. That is a pretty nasty habit as well. |
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