Hermoine Hesse
Wormholers Anonymous Transmission Lost
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Posted - 2013.01.10 02:21:00 -
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Do you love industry? Do you get rock hard at the thought of high class grav sites chock full of all the arkonor you can mine with rorqual support? If so, you seriously need to close this thread right now, and vamanos to some carebear corp whose recruitment page reads like a checklist of things that make baby jesus on a velociraptor cry.
We love to shoot other people in the face. We love to fly bling while we shoot other people in the face. While we would prefer evenly matched small gang pvp fights, we still take great satisfaction in finding miners/carebears in sites, and sending them on the express train to their nearest high sec medical bay.
Whether you're new to wormholes, an old bitter wormhole vet, perhaps a null sec vet who is tired of the politics, we're opening up our recruitment and am looking for higher skilled pvp oriented toons. We are a member of Transmission Lost, a purely w-space based alliance, and our corp lives with a few other highly professional and capable alliance corps in C5 space. We've got fantastic alliance FC's, and plenty of crazy bloodthirsty sob's who know what they are doing.
We are mostly US TZ based, with decent EU coverage. We are looking for mature laid back players, who dont mind the occasional random drunken debates about whether the War of 1812 was actually won by Canada (it wasnt), or what is the true meaning behind the lyrics of Nicki Minaj's Bees in the Trap (there is none).
We are going to be very selective in our recruiting process, if you do not have PVP experience, we are probably not the best fit for you (although depending on skills some rare exceptions can be made). But as long as you have prior pew pew experience, we're more than willing and capable on teaching you the tools of the trade for being successful in W-space.
And of course, while maybe 90% of what we do is hunt for pew wherever it takes us, occasionally, Bob help us, we will take time out to make stupid amounts of isk in an environment that is really unique to w-space. This consists of doing cap escalations in C5s, tengu ops, or (blasphemy I know), mining c320 (vomit). This of course is purely done to keep the plexes flowing, and all of us in the most blinged out, dedspace fitted pew ships that any true wh pvp dweller knows is par for the course.
We also have a T3 production program going, and can provide hulls and subs at extremely discounted prices.
So what do we need from you?
- must fly a cov ops (scanning is the lifeblood of finding pew in w-space) - need to fly at least an armor tech 3, an armor command ship, OR a guardian. These first two requirements are completely 100% non-negotiable
In addition - basic pew support skills like recon/hictors/dictors are recommended - a pve ship such as a tengu is also highly recommended - if you can fly a moros/revelation/archon/max loki, you would also be able to partake in highly lucrative cap escalations
You can contact myself, Xtover, or Gunnersmate07 with an evemail or convo anytime for more info. We will require full API during the recruitment process (corp thieves need not waste your time; *waves* this is not the corp you are looking for).
Corp killboard link : http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=161205 Alliance killboard link : http://www.tl-eve.com/kb/
And some of our recent shenanigans that made the news:
http://themittani.com/news/transmission-lost-executes-caps-velators http://themittani.com/news/amarr-empire-loses-w-space-system |