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Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
76
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Posted - 2013.01.07 18:41:00 -
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I was chilling in my grandma's garage (my bedroom) and I had a who-knows-how-old glass of milk sitting on the coffee table, which I didn't pay any attention to.
But then I decided to have a nice glass of milk and went and poured myself one (I don't do dishes punctually because I'm a slob), and sat down with my nice new glass of milk and starting playing Skyrim.
Evidently I placed my new glass a little too close to the old glass because during one of my adventures I paused the game and reached for one of the glasses, unknowingly picking up the rotten one, and without thinking, began chugging this raunchy glass of stale, stinky, milk that had all kinds of weird chunky growths clinging to the sides of the glass. It didn't help that I kept my eyes closed for most of the drink, which left all responsibility up to my taste buds to realize that this milk all of a sudden tasted kind of funky. When I opened my eyes and saw the green stuff I was drinking, needless to say I was absolutely disgusted.
So I put the glass down, but being the iron-jawed, hard-drinking, tough mofo that I am, was unfazed by this rotten disturbance in my otherwise tip top body, which, being that I couldn't puke it out unless I forced myself to, which I didn't really entertain the thought of, made it all the more nasty.
So I went on with my day... I'm an ignorant non-believer. When people see things differently, misunderstandings happen. |
Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
5320
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Posted - 2013.01.07 18:59:00 -
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And people keep telling that the age of high adventures and true heroism is over....
You are god amongst men, sir. Morgan Freeman ordered me to self-destruct....now what's your excuse? |
Khergit Deserters
618
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Posted - 2013.01.07 19:06:00 -
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Any updates on this? Now that that milk has had more time to go about its dirty work? 'The difference between you and me is, I know I'm crazy.'-á -The late Jack H.-- old Texas guy, professional fish poacher, wise man |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
855
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Posted - 2013.01.07 19:30:00 -
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ugh. Reminded of my science project (i.e. 6 month old milk) in the fridge when I was 20. I can't fathom how you managed to get a glass so close to your face without the hurl reflex kicking in.
Maybe it's just me but ever since the science project even a whiff of spoiled milk kicks in the reflex. Even thinking about it is causing my brain to create the smell making me want to hurl here at work. |
Zimmy Zeta
RvB - RED Federation
5331
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Posted - 2013.01.07 19:58:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:ugh. Reminded of my science project (i.e. 6 month old milk) in the fridge when I was 20. I can't fathom how you managed to get a glass so close to your face without the hurl reflex kicking in.
Maybe it's just me but ever since the science project even a whiff of spoiled milk kicks in the reflex. Even thinking about it is causing my brain to create the smell making me want to hurl here at work.
My sister and me used to spend the vacations at our grandparents' when we were kids. They never really realized that WW II was over and still lived as if even the tiniest crumb of bread was an invaluable treasure. Never throw food away, never ever! So we had to drink a lot of rotten milk, because just throwing it away and buy some new was beyond them. Since that time the stench of sour milk is still the single most nauseating smell I could possibly imagine and makes me gag. Its even worse than the smell of rotting corpses (I used to work in a pathologic institute as a student).
Morgan Freeman ordered me to self-destruct....now what's your excuse? |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
428
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Posted - 2013.01.07 20:05:00 -
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it's been awhile. he might be having convulsions on the ground of grandma's garage by now
or has quarantined himself in the bathroom with foulness exiting both ends |
Metal Icarus
Legion Of Idiots legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
483
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Posted - 2013.01.07 20:10:00 -
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So, you saw a glass of rotten milk and let it sit there? You are what is wrong with this world and you deserved to enjoy that disgusting cesspool in a glass. |
Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
77
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Posted - 2013.01.07 21:17:00 -
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Micheal Dietrich wrote:ugh. Reminded of my science project (i.e. 6 month old milk) in the fridge when I was 20. I can't fathom how you managed to get a glass so close to your face without the hurl reflex kicking in.
Maybe it's just me but ever since the science project even a whiff of spoiled milk kicks in the reflex. Even thinking about it is causing my brain to create the smell making me want to hurl here at work. You just made me realize this but I think it's due to my messed up jaw / breathing habits. I snore, pretty badly (I can control it if I sleep out), and I breath through my mouth most of the time. That must be why I didn't notice any smell.
Khergit Deserters wrote:Any updates on this? Now that that milk has had more time to go about its dirty work? Nah, it's all good. I feel gross but I don't think my stomach has too much of a problem with it.
Metal Icarus wrote:So, you saw a glass of rotten milk and let it sit there? You are what is wrong with this world and you deserved to enjoy that disgusting cesspool in a glass. I'm sorry you feel this way, little man. I'm an ignorant non-believer. When people see things differently, misunderstandings happen. |
Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
846
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Posted - 2013.01.07 22:05:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:Micheal Dietrich wrote:ugh. Reminded of my science project (i.e. 6 month old milk) in the fridge when I was 20. I can't fathom how you managed to get a glass so close to your face without the hurl reflex kicking in.
Maybe it's just me but ever since the science project even a whiff of spoiled milk kicks in the reflex. Even thinking about it is causing my brain to create the smell making me want to hurl here at work. You just made me realize this but I think it's due to my messed up jaw / breathing habits. I snore, pretty badly (I can control it if I sleep out), and I breath through my mouth most of the time. That must be why I didn't notice any smell. Khergit Deserters wrote:Any updates on this? Now that that milk has had more time to go about its dirty work? Nah, it's all good. I feel gross but I don't think my stomach has too much of a problem with it. Metal Icarus wrote:So, you saw a glass of rotten milk and let it sit there? You are what is wrong with this world and you deserved to enjoy that disgusting cesspool in a glass. I'm sorry you feel this way, little man. I used to have a breathing problem that caused pretty much the same thing. It was because I'd broken my nose as a kid, and one nostril passage was partially blocked. Eventually I had a small surgery and got it fixed. I couldn't believe how much better life was after I could breathe easily. I could breathe through my nose, my sense of smell was better, things tasted better, and I didn't snore quite as loud. You might want to get it checked out, if you haven't already. |
Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
77
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Posted - 2013.01.07 22:08:00 -
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Telegram Sam wrote:I used to have a breathing problem that caused pretty much the same thing. It was because I'd broken my nose as a kid, and one nostril passage was partially blocked. Eventually I had a small surgery and got it fixed. I couldn't believe how much better life was after I could breathe easily. I could breathe through my nose, my sense of smell was better, things tasted better, and I didn't snore quite as loud. You might want to get it checked out, if you haven't already. Wow... interesting. Thanks for that; there are at least two times I can think of where I may have broken my nose, but I never went to the hospital to get it checked out. I'm an ignorant non-believer. When people see things differently, misunderstandings happen. |
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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1055
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Posted - 2013.01.07 23:27:00 -
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You drank a glass of cheese. See, now doesn't that make the idea just a little more palatable? |
Alara IonStorm
4292
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Posted - 2013.01.08 00:06:00 -
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So...
Has it MWD'd out your backside yet? |
Rain6639
Team Evil
42
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Posted - 2013.01.08 00:18:00 -
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finally, an OOPE thread not about the game we shall not speak of in OOPE if you need me, I'll be on youtube watching russian car accident videos |
Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
77
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Posted - 2013.01.08 02:08:00 -
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I'd say my bowel movements are as good as ever just so you know I'm an ignorant non-believer. When people see things differently, misunderstandings happen. |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
433
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Posted - 2013.01.08 04:35:00 -
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thank you for that info. just what i needed as a pleasant snack accompaniment. |
Jenavee De'amore
Perkone Caldari State
281
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Posted - 2013.01.08 19:14:00 -
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Would you say any lessons learned? :D Every ship should have a muffin button :D |
Eternum Praetorian
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
876
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Posted - 2013.01.08 20:37:00 -
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Here is a quote from another site.
Quote:It is nice to see that about 20 people are going to answer and say the same thing "you may be sick". The answer they gave is bullocks.
Sour milk is perfectly fine. You have eaten sour cream with no ill effects. Sour milk is just a flavouring as much as sour cream is. Before pasteurization spoiled milk may have been a problem because the bacteria that is present in fresh milk is not always friendly. Now there is no problem, and as long as you have kept the milk separate from poo and eggs, cross contamination should not be a problem.
To tell you the truth you may have hit upon some culinary secret with the sour milk. Sour milk is used in a lot of Indian and Tibetan recipes. The milk adds a dimension of flavour that is reminiscent of citrus for people that have no access to the fruit.
Never worry, of it isn't blue or an olive green it is ok.
One taste of spoiled milk will surely turn your stomach. Spoiled milk is distinctive in its aroma and appearance, but it need not be chucked out. It's a critical component of some delicacies!
Well, you learn something new every day... now let's all enjoy our rotten milk!
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Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
450
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Posted - 2013.01.08 21:48:00 -
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no thank you lol |
Mire Stoude
Antelope with Night Vision Goggles
64
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:52:00 -
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I remember as a child that I put a glass of milk under a desk (kids sit on the floor, put stuff in weird places). Some time (looong time) later I found the glass, the milk had solidified. |
Subdolus Venator
State War Academy Caldari State
58
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:29:00 -
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So. Discovered a new delicacy, have we? EVE is EVE - Feaces will eventuate. |
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
2368
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:11:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:I was chilling in my grandma's garage (my bedroom) and I had a who-knows-how-old glass of milk sitting on the coffee table, which I didn't pay any attention to.
But then I decided to have a nice glass of milk and went and poured myself one (I don't do dishes punctually because I'm a slob), and sat down with my nice new glass of milk and starting playing Skyrim.
Evidently I placed my new glass a little too close to the old glass because during one of my adventures I paused the game and reached for one of the glasses, unknowingly picking up the rotten one, and without thinking, began chugging this raunchy glass of stale, stinky, milk that had all kinds of weird chunky growths clinging to the sides of the glass. It didn't help that I kept my eyes closed for most of the drink, which left all responsibility up to my taste buds to realize that this milk all of a sudden tasted kind of funky. When I opened my eyes and saw the green stuff I was drinking, needless to say I was absolutely disgusted.
So I put the glass down, but being the iron-jawed, hard-drinking, tough mofo that I am, was unfazed by this rotten disturbance in my otherwise tip top body, which, being that I couldn't puke it out unless I forced myself to, which I didn't really entertain the thought of, made it all the more nasty.
So I went on with my day...
You know what cheese is, right?
Sour cream?
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Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
84
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Posted - 2013.01.09 04:48:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Ares Desideratus wrote:I was chilling in my grandma's garage (my bedroom) and I had a who-knows-how-old glass of milk sitting on the coffee table, which I didn't pay any attention to.
But then I decided to have a nice glass of milk and went and poured myself one (I don't do dishes punctually because I'm a slob), and sat down with my nice new glass of milk and starting playing Skyrim.
Evidently I placed my new glass a little too close to the old glass because during one of my adventures I paused the game and reached for one of the glasses, unknowingly picking up the rotten one, and without thinking, began chugging this raunchy glass of stale, stinky, milk that had all kinds of weird chunky growths clinging to the sides of the glass. It didn't help that I kept my eyes closed for most of the drink, which left all responsibility up to my taste buds to realize that this milk all of a sudden tasted kind of funky. When I opened my eyes and saw the green stuff I was drinking, needless to say I was absolutely disgusted.
So I put the glass down, but being the iron-jawed, hard-drinking, tough mofo that I am, was unfazed by this rotten disturbance in my otherwise tip top body, which, being that I couldn't puke it out unless I forced myself to, which I didn't really entertain the thought of, made it all the more nasty.
So I went on with my day... You know what cheese is, right? Sour cream? yeah whatever herzog I'm an ignorant non-believer. When people see things differently, misunderstandings happen. Why does everybody get a killmail when you blob PvP? |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
534
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Posted - 2013.01.10 14:28:00 -
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Any interesting out of body experiences like this one?
Man I love that movie ... Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
334
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Posted - 2013.01.10 18:03:00 -
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StinkyMilk. MMMmmmmmmmmMMMMmmMMmm. Tasty!
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
Ares Desideratus
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
87
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Posted - 2013.01.10 18:06:00 -
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silens vesica wrote:StinkyMilk. MMMmmmmmmmmMMMMmmMMmm. Tasty! look guys we got a ******* FUNNY GUY IN THE HOUSE I'm an ignorant non-believer and I live in my grandma's garage. When people see things differently, misunderstandings happen. Everybody wins when you blob PvP! |
Mars Theran
Red Rogue Squadron
1595
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Posted - 2013.01.11 03:39:00 -
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Eternum Praetorian wrote:Here is a quote from another site. Quote:It is nice to see that about 20 people are going to answer and say the same thing "you may be sick". The answer they gave is bullocks.
Sour milk is perfectly fine. You have eaten sour cream with no ill effects. Sour milk is just a flavouring as much as sour cream is. Before pasteurization spoiled milk may have been a problem because the bacteria that is present in fresh milk is not always friendly. Now there is no problem, and as long as you have kept the milk separate from poo and eggs, cross contamination should not be a problem.
To tell you the truth you may have hit upon some culinary secret with the sour milk. Sour milk is used in a lot of Indian and Tibetan recipes. The milk adds a dimension of flavour that is reminiscent of citrus for people that have no access to the fruit.
Never worry, of it isn't blue or an olive green it is ok. One taste of spoiled milk will surely turn your stomach. Spoiled milk is distinctive in its aroma and appearance, but it need not be chucked out. It's a critical component of some delicacies! Well, you learn something new every day... now let's all enjoy our rotten milk!
I'm fairly certain there is a distinct difference between sour milk and milk that has sat out on a table for a week and grown all sorts of interesting mold spores. That said, I think it's bollocks; take that as you will.
zubzubzubzubzubzubzubzub |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Operations
3295
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Posted - 2013.01.11 04:47:00 -
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Ares Desideratus wrote:I was chilling in my grandma's garage (my bedroom) and I had a who-knows-how-old glass of milk sitting on the coffee table, which I didn't pay any attention to.
But then I decided to have a nice glass of milk and went and poured myself one (I don't do dishes punctually because I'm a slob), and sat down with my nice new glass of milk and starting playing Skyrim.
Evidently I placed my new glass a little too close to the old glass because during one of my adventures I paused the game and reached for one of the glasses, unknowingly picking up the rotten one, and without thinking, began chugging this raunchy glass of stale, stinky, milk that had all kinds of weird chunky growths clinging to the sides of the glass. It didn't help that I kept my eyes closed for most of the drink, which left all responsibility up to my taste buds to realize that this milk all of a sudden tasted kind of funky. When I opened my eyes and saw the green stuff I was drinking, needless to say I was absolutely disgusted.
So I put the glass down, but being the iron-jawed, hard-drinking, tough mofo that I am, was unfazed by this rotten disturbance in my otherwise tip top body, which, being that I couldn't puke it out unless I forced myself to, which I didn't really entertain the thought of, made it all the more nasty.
So I went on with my day...
+10 for the subject line alone. America is the only country to go from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde - 1870's |
Thomas Gore
Black Dawn Rising
206
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Posted - 2013.01.11 12:35:00 -
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In Finland we call it "piim+ñ" (sourmilk) and we love it.
But yeah... we sour it under controlled environments and drink it cold. |
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