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Yendaj
THE FINAL STAND The Final Stand.
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Posted - 2013.08.13 13:25:00 -
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While you are comtemplating fleet compositions, you might want to rethink allowing
Kai86 to FC battleship fleets against Carebears =/
He just doesn't have that great a record against people who actually fight back
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Heluene Keller
State War Academy Caldari State
11
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Posted - 2013.08.13 14:16:00 -
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Yendaj wrote:He just doesn't have that great a record against people who actually fight back
*Inserts obligatory drawl suggesting snarkily that he join Marmite if this is the case etc... etc...*
Not my words, theirs. |
Akshel Darmazaf
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
7
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Posted - 2013.08.13 14:43:00 -
[63] - Quote
Please, show me where Kai touched you...
Bump! . |
Immortal Chrono Pimpin
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2013.08.13 15:07:00 -
[64] - Quote
Been in there fleets and comms, Real cool guys that know what there doing. |
Dark 0verlord
Sloth Team Six
76
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Posted - 2013.08.13 23:19:00 -
[65] - Quote
Don't listen to whatever this scrub says. He is ********. "I AM A TRUE HERETIC" ******. |
VegasMirage
Side Effects. Serious Space Holding Alliance
977
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Posted - 2013.08.14 06:55:00 -
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Dark 0verlord wrote:Don't listen to whatever this scrub says. He is ********. "I AM A TRUE HERETIC" ******.
It's true I've never met a more manly player in Eve, stroke my e-peen or I'll cry. no more games... it's real this time!!! |
VegasMirage
Side Effects. Serious Space Holding Alliance
977
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Posted - 2013.08.14 06:58:00 -
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True mercs with great leadership and a competent crew. Hire them. no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
135
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Posted - 2013.08.14 14:28:00 -
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We at Devils feel the discriminating connoisseur shouldn't pay filet-mignon prices, only to get mass-produced hamburger.
If you have someone you want actively hunted and substantively harmed, or if you just want some agressor who wardecced you given the tranny-surprise, then the Devil's Warrior Alliance is for you.
""Please stop. I have a ******* life. I don't have time to plan ops to **** with you guys all day. " ... "Laivas is one of my closest and dearest friends and she nearly quit over this incident. When I start losing the friends that matter most to me, this game will no longer hold any meaning for me whatsoever. I'm not here for the PVP. I'm here for the friendships, and this war is straining them." ... "Those three weeks were miserable. We could not fight your alliance."
Join the 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel today to get pricing options that can fit any CEO's budget, operators are standing by and discretion is always assured.
Would you like to know more? http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |
Akshel Darmazaf
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.16 11:57:00 -
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Give us more contracts guys!
BUMP Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Mercs /-áKB |
Aki Uurtem
Black Storm Cartel Blackguard Mercenaries
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Posted - 2013.08.16 16:38:00 -
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Friendly bump. Good pilots and a good group of dudes. Been busy so haven't had as many fights with them as I'd like but it's been pretty fun so far. |
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Domineren
Rebirth. The Devil's Warrior Alliance
102
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Posted - 2013.08.17 08:10:00 -
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Aki Uurtem wrote:Friendly bump. Good pilots and a good group of dudes. Been busy so haven't had as many fights with them as I'd like but it's been pretty fun so far. I'm just happy to have targets shoot back! I've had to resort to jita 1v1s and suspect logi baiting to counteract the boredom I've had from camping marmite Senn Denroth - Highsec PVP is only for the elite of the elite....
I LOVE DODIXIE <3
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
139
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Posted - 2013.08.19 18:14:00 -
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Not since the combining of chocolate with peanut-butter have two elements been put together to such great effect, as a besieged EvE corporation with The Devil's Warrior Alliance.
If you have a chihuahua humping your corp members legs everywhere they go, peeing on every trade hub carpet or messing with your POS, we have the highly skilled and motivated pilots who will go bawls deep to whack that doggie on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Hell, let's be honest, we will kill that little mutt with fire, then put 'gf's up in local while simultaneously getting BJ's from supermodels...
Now where else can you get that level of service? That level of panache'?
There is no level we won't go to so your hard earned ISKies get you the pain inflicting value only a discriminating merc customer like yourself deserves.
Don't wait, we have pricing plans for the most modest of CEO's -- contact a Devil in 'The Gates of Hell' chat today! Would you like to know more? |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
143
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Posted - 2013.08.21 15:07:00 -
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McDonalds is everywhere, its the biggest.
You can walk to almost any street corner and within moments spot those golden arches beckoning to you with gastrointestinal delights that promise to tingle the senses, and stupefy the mind, all for a low low cost and a delightful minx in polyester thrown in asking 'would you like fries with that?'...
But then, as you hunch over a puke bucket, or bazooka blast the interior of your toilet bowl, you realize that McDonalds is high-volume, low quality, crap. Like mystery ingredient Chinese food from that other restaraunt down the road, you are left feeling hungry hours after eating. Unfilled. Empty. Unsatisfied...
You want steak.
You want to walk into a small fine steak restaurant and in paying hard earned dollars be presented with a meal that not only delights the senses, but fills your soul with meaty goodness that leaves you satisfied for days afterward...
The Devil's Warrior Alliance is steak.
From the moment you walk into our restaurant you will be treated like the king you are, not a mass volume number to be served crap on a bun, and forgotten moments later. Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.
Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat today, and the fillet mignon of merc services can be yours.
Would you like to know more? |
Slaveflogger Gall
The Last Waltz Blow Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.21 16:00:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.
I wish, and desire, to have you in my bed. For cheap would be satisfying. It must be the ego thing.
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Comrade Answers
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.08.21 17:29:00 -
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Domineren wrote:Aki Uurtem wrote:Friendly bump. Good pilots and a good group of dudes. Been busy so haven't had as many fights with them as I'd like but it's been pretty fun so far. I'm just happy to have targets shoot back! I've had to resort to jita 1v1s and suspect logi baiting to counteract the boredom I've had from camping marmite
Tell us how this is any different from what you did before devils... |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
143
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Posted - 2013.08.21 18:06:00 -
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Slaveflogger Gall wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.
I wish, and desire, to have you in my bed. For cheap would be satisfying. It must be the ego thing.
Spurious fast food can fill a quick craving, but deep, penetrating satisfaction of long duration can only come from those who also expect the best, because they deliver the best...only those not above going south for hours to bring you to the release desired, over and over gain are worthy...thrusting home with vim and vigor when its time to shift to a more aggressive posture...
The Devil's Warrior Alliance are nothing if not flexible. Your will, our command.
If the ISK is right... Would you like to know more? |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
146
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Posted - 2013.08.24 05:07:00 -
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Bump. Don't hate the player.... Would you like to know more? |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
150
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Posted - 2013.08.27 15:00:00 -
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You have enemies and ISK. Our pilots have locator agents and aren't afraid to use them. Unshackled from having to just park ass in trade hubs and pipe systems we will go that extra mile to give your enemies the non-consensual buttsex you've spent hard earned ISKies for...
So isn't it time we hooked up?
Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat channel today, for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.
Would you like to know more? |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
150
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Posted - 2013.08.28 19:26:00 -
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You know the difference between McDonalds and Wolfgang Puck...
Between Microsoft and Apple...
Between Peugeot and BMW...
So why are you still driving a car that breaks down, with an onboard computer that blue-screens, on your way to a golden-arches to have your colon blown inside out?
Why the angst? Why the frustration?
The Devil's Warrior Alliance will get you where you want to go in style, and not leave you stranded at the side of the road like a robbery victim.
The Devil's Warrior Alliance, mercenary service provider for 9 out of 10 surveyed tear collectors.
Confidentiality assured. Tear collection perfected.
Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat ingame now. Would you like to know more? |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
162
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Posted - 2013.08.30 16:14:00 -
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Are you looking for a mercenary to collect tears on your behalf that you can trust?
Do you want a merc that doesn't fake their killboard, or turn around and wardec you just because you stopped paying their 'protection maintenance fees' after you got in bed with them?
The Devil's Warrior Alliance, hunting your targets to the ends of space -- not just humping trade hubs and pipe-gates sipping pina coladas on your ISK...
The Devil's Warrior Alliance, purchased friendship you can count on.
Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat, or convo Lord Razpataz for pricing options that meet any CEO's budget. Confidentiality assured. Would you like to know more? |
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
166
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Posted - 2013.09.02 03:10:00 -
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Isn't there someone you want tears collected from?
We deliver. Confidentiality assured.
Contact Lord Razpataz or join the ingame channel 'The Gates of Hell' for more info.
Would you like to know more? |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
166
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Posted - 2013.09.03 14:34:00 -
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You work hard for your ISK. We work hard at pursuing our targets.
The Devil's Warrior Alliance will not just camp trade hubs, pop a few strays that come by and claim magnificence. We will actually hunt your targets wherever they go and collect tears from whomever you wish, all for quite reasonable rates.
Quality. Trust. Confidentiality. Tears.
We wont leave you asking 'Why aren't you killing my contracted targets? Why are you just popping random carebears I don't give a **** about?'
The Devil's Warrior Alliance, mercenaries you can trust, tear collection perfected.
Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel in game, or contact Lord Razpataz for contract prices to meet any CEO's budget. Would you like to know more? |
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
166
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Posted - 2013.09.04 12:18:00 -
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Your ISK, our pew, your enemies tears.... Would you like to know more? |
VegasMirage
Side Effects. Serious Space Holding Alliance
1256
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Posted - 2013.09.04 15:59:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Your ISK, our pew, your enemies tears....
+1 and an awesome blog to go with it - great job guys no more games... it's real this time!!! |
Sol epoch
The Death Stalkers The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2013.09.04 23:59:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Your ISK, our pew, your enemies tears.... +1 and an awesome blog to go with it - great job guys
Follow this guy dorothy and the yellow brick road is yours! make sure you got your red shoes on.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
166
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Posted - 2013.09.05 14:31:00 -
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"First he was all love this and romance that, and 'Paul won't know'...next thing I'm knocked up with twins and he's nowhere to be found" - Chani
"Every goddamned weekend he gets hammered and shows up outside my door yelling for a rematch. I mean seriously dude, get over it" - Paul Atreides
"You would think with all those Bettys he has on standby he would flip one of them my way but noooooooo....." - Beast Rabban
"Beautiful boy, go kill something for me..." - Baron Vladomir Harkonnen
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The Devil's Warrior Alliance -- enter "The Gates Of Hell" ingame chat to nagotiate your mercenary contract today. Would you like to know more? |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
499
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Posted - 2013.09.05 21:22:00 -
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If you want mercs who killed a ship years ago and still brag about it, go for devils. If you want mercs who have nice kills every day, contact me You either love us or we hate you. |
Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2013.09.05 21:31:00 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:If you want mercs who killed a ship years ago and still brag about it, go for devils. If you want mercs who have nice kills every day, contact me
oh.. are we starting to get at you? And sry man, Nice kills every day does not make up for it all. And if you (employer) need a merc against pvp'rs, then marmite wont take it.. So yeah.. come to Devils if you want someone who actually takes "hard" contracts.
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Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
170
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Posted - 2013.09.05 21:34:00 -
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Lord Razpataz wrote: So yeah.. come to Devils if you want someone who actually takes "hard" contracts.
I see you guys are looking for clients? Eagerly awaiting your offer!
D.
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Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2013.09.05 21:38:00 -
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Hehe, I've read you little thread thingy. funny. But think I have conflicting interests in that one, so sry
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