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Haifisch Zahne
Hraka Food Processing and Manufacture GmbH
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Posted - 2012.11.29 23:37:00 -
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I think you have this answered with "that you don't mind ending up shot", no?
Illusive Wolf wrote:But - as an IPSC competitive pistol shooter can I just say the first scene where the gun doesn't work and you point it at your face and hit it sends an utter chill down my spine!!!! You never.. never.. point a handgun at something that you don't mind ending up shot!
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Haifisch Zahne
Hraka Food Processing and Manufacture GmbH
97
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Posted - 2012.11.29 23:56:00 -
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Now that all of the other children have gone to bed, except Tom W4tson...
The video was not Epic. It was in bad taste and childish (there is that word again, funny).
Your recent big feature changes have been embarrassing fiascos. Anyone else remember that the Goons made how many Gadzillion ISK off your lovely last little FW change. AND YOU HAVE AN ECONOMIST ON STAFF AT CCP!!!
Speaking of economy, your recent nerf to salvage and rebalance to mining ships meant to boost the mineral/ore markets, I am not seeing it. Sorry. AND YOU HAVE AN ECONOMIST ON STAFF AT CCP. Major changes to PLEX prices? No, just no longer rising out of control... except occasionally.
Your game playership has declined; it has not come back.
CCP is in a rut. Scared of its shadow.
What use to make CCP great? I'll give one example: Planetary Interaction. Now there is cool-looking game feature!
Congratulations on the MoMA inclusion. But, what will happen to the piece of art when the company is in bankruptcy and you can't play?
Good luck with Dust 514! I hope the children (three times now I use that world, strange?!) find it Epic.
^^^ Awaits the CCCP Community Censorship Protocol ("CCCP") to delete. ^^^
Tom W4tson wrote:Nice video but...
Its 21:12 ECT and theres 38500 ppl online including multi account players, bots, jita spammers, ppl hidden in WH space etc etc - should be much more.... Whats going on CCP? Youre doing something wrong obviously. Playerbase is droping - thats fact.
Whats intresting in Retribution? Crime watch? Uhhh... ORE frigate?.... come on, please...... UI changes? What, font change again? One and only intresting thing is Micro Jump Drive.
Of course there will be 100s of ppl saying "LOL. cant wait, its soooooo great! Love you CCP! F A N T A S T I C!!!111" but WHEN will we get : - local chanell changes (delayed local in lov - removed local in 0.0) - 0.0 fix - logistic nerf (its to easy to move stuff!) - PvP improvments (like scrambled=no dock, scrambled=no gate jump, minimum 30s delay to activate micro warp drive + tons of others)
CCP you need to refocus, catch old spirit from first years of your game development - current changes are..... not worth coming back to game.
38 500.... will it be lover? I dont see any reason with current CCP game development why not. |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
3041
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Posted - 2012.11.30 00:13:00 -
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Haifisch Zahne wrote:Crazy ranting.]
I always find it amusing when people call others children and then go on to post a giant unconstructive rant with a sidedish of capslock. The one having a tantrum and acting like a little kid is you. |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1237
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Posted - 2012.11.30 00:34:00 -
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I've removed some off topic posts. Please keep it on topic and civil. Thank you. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Haifisch Zahne
Hraka Food Processing and Manufacture GmbH
97
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Posted - 2012.11.30 00:42:00 -
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As I figured, my critical post of CCP was removed by CCP's Community Censorship Proctocol ("CCCP"). |
Haifisch Zahne
Hraka Food Processing and Manufacture GmbH
97
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Posted - 2012.11.30 01:21:00 -
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Thanks ISD Dorrim Barstorlode for your diligent work.
I am biomassing my character. (All 22 Billion ISK in assets.)
Thanks.
Take care. |
Marlona Sky
D00M. Northern Coalition.
2028
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Posted - 2012.11.30 01:41:00 -
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Illusive Wolf wrote:But - as an IPSC competitive pistol shooter can I just say the first scene where the gun doesn't work and you point it at your face and hit it sends an utter chill down my spine!!!! You never.. never.. point a handgun at something that you don't mind ending up shot!
It's comedy, relax.
Anyways nice vid CCP. We need one for every dev blog from now on.
Please!
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |
Cordo Draken
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
25
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Posted - 2012.11.30 01:51:00 -
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Haifisch Zahne wrote:Thanks ISD Dorrim Barstorlode for your diligent work.
I am biomassing my character. (All 22 Billion ISK in assets.)
Thanks.
Take care.
Can I haz all ur stuff???
Funny vid... Surprised there wasn't more actual gameplay content in it, like the new destroyers, ship balancing, etc. Haha, at least CCP Arrow promised that his stuff in Retribution will be better! I think there needs to be more Devs tied up in that Trunk if that's what it takes to get that kind of commitment! :-) eëÆWhomever said, "You only get one shot to make a good impression," was utterly wrong. I've made plenty of great impressions with my AutocannonseëÆ eÉà |
Nemesis Factor
Clann Fian Transmission Lost
62
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Posted - 2012.11.30 01:58:00 -
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Illusive Wolf wrote:You guys are freakin halarious. I've been showing this to non-Eve players just so they understand why I like the game...
But - as an IPSC competitive pistol shooter can I just say the first scene where the gun doesn't work and you point it at your face and hit it sends an utter chill down my spine!!!! You never.. never.. point a handgun at something that you don't mind ending up shot!
Also does shooting yourself violate the safety measures? I fully expected Guard to blow his own brains out when he looked down the barrel and pulled the trigger.
Awesome video! |
Black Romero
Aviation Professionals for EVE
4
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Posted - 2012.11.30 02:02:00 -
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CCP Guard's videos crack me up. I agree - he could probably run his own TV show. (The Office meets CCP meets Nick Swardson's pretend time) :)
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Haifisch Zahne
Hraka Food Processing and Manufacture GmbH
97
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Posted - 2012.11.30 02:34:00 -
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I find it remarkable that Values have sunk to such lows that it is okay for a company to develop promotional videos with such topics as shooting fellow workers, (protected) prison ****, kidnapping, high-speed car chases, and shooting police officers. (And, to joke about it, including that shooting oneself in the head is "okay".)
However, to post a remark critical of the company's product is DELETED.
[P.S. I'll biomass character in the morning, with assets, thank you.] |
stoicfaux
1808
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Posted - 2012.11.30 03:06:00 -
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WTF!?! The Icelandic(?) police get flashing lights, but the Comet doesn't?
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head. Feature Request: -áDamnation Ship Codpiece-áfor the NeX store.
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MailDeadDrop
Rage and Terror Against ALL Authorities
112
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Posted - 2012.11.30 03:12:00 -
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CCP should've used a Mazda RX5 Cosmo -- so close to "cosmos". What is that, an RX2 Capella?
MDD |
Hans Jagerblitzen
Autocannons Anonymous Late Night Alliance
3401
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Posted - 2012.11.30 07:57:00 -
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Kept waiting for CCP Guard to get Concordokkened. Left disappointed.
Edit: WAIT - Maybe there is a good use for Microjumpdrives! Does this mean they allow us to evade Concord as well? Cause that would rule.....at least for a little while. Vice Secretary of the 7th Council of Stellar Management.
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CCP Guard
C C P C C P Alliance
3020
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Posted - 2012.11.30 09:08:00 -
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Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:Kept waiting for CCP Guard to get Concordokkened. Left disappointed. Edit: WAIT - Maybe there is a good use for Microjumpdrives! Does this mean they allow us to evade Concord as well? Cause that would rule.....at least for a little while.
They won't actually allow you to evade the law in space (earth police are slightly less equipped to deal with our technology)...although they may allow you to evade the consequences about to be bestowed upon you by a fellow player ;) CCP Guard | EVE Community Developer |-á@ccp_guard |
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Diemos Hiaraki
VC Academy
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Posted - 2012.11.30 10:05:00 -
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Good video and looking forward to the update. I want that mazda too |
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
2049
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Posted - 2012.11.30 10:43:00 -
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Awesome video, you guys really have something about making funny stuff.
Said that, I also realize that we are getting a sequel of videos where we see less and less actual EvE content added, less EvE stuff to show off.
I might have preferred a 3 minutes trailer showing new 0.0 features, WH concept expansion and so on instead of a longer video where all we see being done were adding 3 icons, 1 drone and 1 frigate. Auditing | Collateral holding and insurance | Consulting | PLEX for Good Charity
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Freelancer117
So you want to be a Hero
41
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Posted - 2012.11.30 11:24:00 -
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those be some flagged Fun Lovin Criminals;
loved the idea of exploding corpses, maybe one day we can mine stargates with them Eve Radio |
Snus Mumriken
EVE University Ivy League
8
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Posted - 2012.11.30 11:47:00 -
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Great video, loved it! :-)
What I liked most is that you included the ingame UI changes in the video so people can experience it already. E.g. the flag counters were decreasing during the video and each time Guard shot they were refreshed (including a small increase in size as to grab the users attention). This is a good idea and should be kept in future dev vlogs, though it is probably much more work then just going through the office and showing the UI changes on some dev's computer screen.
Keep up the good work! I'm on Twitter. |
Di Mulle
84
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Posted - 2012.11.30 13:11:00 -
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Niko Lorenzio wrote:Are they going to pickup CCP Greyscale and throw him in the trunk as well? I'd love to see that :D
May be it would be good if CCP Guard would do some, let's call it, "preemptive trunking" of some devs
<<Insert some waste of screen space here>> |
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Cordo Draken
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
25
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Posted - 2012.11.30 19:16:00 -
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Haifisch Zahne wrote:I find it remarkable that Values have sunk to such lows that it is okay for a company to develop promotional videos with such topics as shooting fellow workers, (protected) prison ****, kidnapping, high-speed car chases, and shooting police officers. (And, to joke about it, including that shooting oneself in the head is "okay".)
However, to post a remark critical of the company and it's product is DELETED.
QFT eëÆWhomever said, "You only get one shot to make a good impression," was utterly wrong. I've made plenty of great impressions with my AutocannonseëÆ eÉà |
Maraner
The Executioners Capital Punishment.
226
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Posted - 2012.11.30 20:46:00 -
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Cordo Draken wrote:Haifisch Zahne wrote:I find it remarkable that Values have sunk to such lows that it is okay for a company to develop promotional videos with such topics as shooting fellow workers, (protected) prison ****, kidnapping, high-speed car chases, and shooting police officers. (And, to joke about it, including that shooting oneself in the head is "okay".)
However, to post a remark critical of the company and it's product is DELETED. QFT
Halifisch will be settting his dummy button to green no doubt. btw just stfu.
Loved the vids, hahaha. CCP Arrows - "It will be better next time" line is great. Whole thing was fun and educational to boot.
Nice to see a sense of humor from CCP no other MMO developer does anything like this - great work on crime watch and the UI changes look great.
Well done.
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Princess Decimal
Viziam Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.11.30 23:15:00 -
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Perhaps Retribution is the start of the end of EVE.
Here's how I interpret the new bounty hunting system:
You place a bounty on someone - anyone - perhaps a guy that accidently bumped you. The same second you've placed your bounty on the pilot, he/she is a valid target for anyone to shoot and kill.
Or lets say you just scanned another pilots ship and you like the contents of his ship. So you place a bounty on him and now you're free to shoot him down and take whatever modules survive.
Or you place a bounty on a corporation or perhaps an alliance - just because you think they have stupid names or come from a certain country. No more wardec. Bounty on and kill for free.
Is this how it's ment to be? Because if this is the case, CCP has just ruined EVE for everyone.
I hope you guys have thought this through. |
Reicine Ceer
Phoenix of the Black Sun Wrong Hole.
119
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Posted - 2012.11.30 23:17:00 -
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Absolutely LOVED the fact that this video was part of a concurrent "CCP Guard's life revolving round a drain" storyline. Yeahhh that sounded harsh, but he started off so well! Once he got drunk after not being invited to that fan thingie, he just seemed to have lost it.
Laughed my head off the whole way through. Had to wipe some spit off my monitor at work when the man exploded in the background - was asked by my manager to stfu. Good times. The blend of amazingly funny writing and then chilled-out "this is what we are doing @ CCP" stuff was great, though i almost swallowed my teeth when Guard pointed the gun at his own face.
Can't wait to see the next episode of CCP Guard's breakdown ;D |
Maul555
Nuts and Vindictive Remix Technologies
303
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Posted - 2012.12.01 00:37:00 -
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Scatim Helicon wrote:CCP Guard needs his own tv show or something.
I second this motion! |
Naomi Wildfire
Inglorious Dusterds
134
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Posted - 2012.12.01 01:20:00 -
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Tom W4tson wrote:Nice video but...
Its 21:12 ECT and theres 38500 ppl online including multi account players, bots, jita spammers, ppl hidden in WH space etc etc - should be much more.... Whats going on CCP? Youre doing something wrong obviously. Playerbase is droping - thats fact.
Whats intresting in Retribution? Crime watch? Uhhh... ORE frigate?.... come on, please...... UI changes? What, font change again? One and only intresting thing is Micro Jump Drive.
Of course there will be 100s of ppl saying "LOL. cant wait, its soooooo great! Love you CCP! F A N T A S T I C!!!111" but WHEN will we get : - local chanell changes (delayed local in lov - removed local in 0.0) - 0.0 fix - logistic nerf (its to easy to move stuff!) - PvP improvments (like scrambled=no dock, scrambled=no gate jump, minimum 30s delay to activate micro warp drive + tons of others)
CCP you need to refocus, catch old spirit from first years of your game development - current changes are..... not worth coming back to game.
38 500.... will it be lover? I dont see any reason with current CCP game development why not.
Are you serious, the MJD is such a bad thing and not remotely funny, at least if it can only be deactivated with a scrambler.
If the local changed to the thing you want it to be, people will even cry more but those who propose that stuff are always those who hunt down their targets. I should be supporting it aswell but it always works in both ways.
0.0 fix .. yeah, thats very precise. again i think there is tons of cash floating around and not much fixing needed.
Logistic nerf .. again a wish of someone who never cared about that stuff and likes to hunt down stuff. My regards to every logistic guy out there, its a pain in the ass. If any logistic needs to be nerfed its the ship. Repping someone? Allowed to dock or jump in 1 minute.
Your pvp improvements are pretty **** tbh, it would totally kill small gang/solo pvp and one single pilot would be able to pin down a target forever. Have fun with whatever ship you are flying.
I seriously get the impression you want easy ganks where your pray doesnt even have a chance to prevent to be ganked since he cant run nor can see whats waiting for him, more logistics en route while making easy cash in your 0.0.
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Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security Devlin Alliance
174
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Posted - 2012.12.01 03:05:00 -
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In regards to retribution and it's ship balancing + modelling tweaks etc....
You guys remember how you added a third turret hardpoint to the Atron didn't add the actual third turret visual?
Will we be seeing that on this expansion, or sometime soon at least? You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Haifisch Zahne
Hraka Manufacture GmbH
97
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Posted - 2012.12.01 08:30:00 -
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Remarkable wit and intelligence. Just the sort the dev blog vid was intended to appeal.
Maraner wrote:Halifisch will be settting his dummy button to green no doubt. btw just stfu.
Loved the vids, hahaha. CCP Arrows - "It will be better next time" line is great. Whole thing was fun and educational to boot.
Nice to see a sense of humor from CCP no other MMO developer does anything like this - great work on crime watch and the UI changes look great.
Well done.
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Arronicus
Vintas Industries Mistakes Were Made.
5
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Posted - 2012.12.01 10:06:00 -
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From the patch notes:
"Blockade Runners are now immune to cargo scanners."
Ahahahaha. Ahahahaaa. As if the new flags system didn't make suicide ganking freighters highly impractical (when your neutral hauler scoops the loot, your neutral hauler is fair game for anyone to shoot, because he stole the loot), as well as can flipping wont work anymore considering ANYONE will be able to shoot them, so people will start to smarten up,
but now we have a second ship, other than the orca, where we can safely transport bpos, plex, etc, without being scannable.
Let the suicide ganker rage commence.
"The text description to Triage Modules has been updated to clarify that they are subject to a stacking penalty."
This DIRECTLY implies that you will be able to fit multiple triage modules. Do I hear archons with 2 triage modules, running 100k dps tanks, and remote energy transferring for ungodly amounts of cap? What about a triple triage archon, with 2 cap transfers, spitting out ~11000 cap per transfer, with a 1 second cycle time. At 22,000 cap transferred per second, capping up titans and supercarriers will be a joke. Pos repping and station repping will also be EXTREMELY fast with double/triple triage carriers running all cap rechargers/CCCs/Cap power relays and running 2-3 reps.
Has a new age begun, with a (stealthy) change, or did someone word something terribly?
"Launching a Warp Disrupt Probes (sic) is no longer an offensive action, and as such will not incur a weapons timer"
Apparently dropping a probe, jumping through a gate, and bubbling the other side, with a single dictor, wasn't such a bad thing afterall, and CCP has revised their position on this.
Double bubble dictor pilots, rejoice. (Or, you 'bubble, jump and flee' scaredy-dictors)
"Suspect acts: Gûá Illegally attacking another playerGÇÖs ship (but not capsule) in low sec."
You can now shoot a ship in lowsec, but not a pod, wait 60 seconds on your weapon cooldown, then jump to highsec, without getting concorded.
Alcoholic pirates (and people with goldfish attention spans) rejoice.
"Sentry guns will no longer attack drones, only ships"
Ishtar, 3-4 drone links, drone damage amps, shield tank. Deploy sentries on gate, set to assist someone, sit 100km off gate.
Hostile jumps in, tackler tackles, all sentries attack. Tackler takes gate guns. When gate guns swap to ishtar, ishtar warps from spot 100km above gate, to 100km below gate. All gate guns now stop firing, and since drones are already delegated, ishtar has wiped gate gun aggro, and is fully reset for damage. Tackler can simply warp 200km off the gate, and back, and is also reset.
A new era of lowsec gate camping? Snipers can also simply warp between snipe points to reset and have gate guns stop shooting them.
"Sentry guns will only respond to anyone who incurs a security status penalty in their vicinity. Gùª A character with sentry aggression that leaves the vicinity (by warping away) and then returns will no longer be considered a target for sentry guns, unless he commits another illegal attack."
Sniper tornado sits 100km above gate. 2 Tackle proteus sit on the gate. Megathron jumps in. First Proteus tackles Megathron, Tornado starts shooting. Second proteus tackles, First proteus warps off 150km, tornado warps to second snipe spot, and starts shooting. Gate guns will no longer aggress him, as he does not take an additional sec hit for shooting the same target within such a short timespan (afaik?). First proteus now warps back, tackles megathron, but no longer has gate guns on him, like the tornado. Second proteus warps off, and now the tornado and proteus can fight the megathron without gate guns firing on them, even though they may be -10, aggressed first, and fight on the gate. May sound complex, but it's really quite simple. Shoot, warp to ongrid safe, then back, or to alternative snipe point, and gate guns won't shoot you anymore.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but basically, CCP has enabled sentry gun damage dumping.
To think we all thought the ship rebalance, and new tech 1 support cruisers were a big deal, look at this insanity being thrown on our plate. |
Arronicus
Vintas Industries Mistakes Were Made.
5
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Posted - 2012.12.01 10:17:00 -
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Tom W4tson wrote:Nice video but...
Its 21:12 ECT and theres 38500 ppl online including multi account players, bots, jita spammers, ppl hidden in WH space etc etc - should be much more.... Whats going on CCP? Youre doing something wrong obviously. Playerbase is droping - thats fact.
Whats intresting in Retribution? Crime watch? Uhhh... ORE frigate?.... come on, please...... UI changes? What, font change again? One and only intresting thing is Micro Jump Drive.
Of course there will be 100s of ppl saying "LOL. cant wait, its soooooo great! Love you CCP! F A N T A S T I C!!!111" but WHEN will we get : - local chanell changes (delayed local in lov - removed local in 0.0) - 0.0 fix - logistic nerf (its to easy to move stuff!) - PvP improvments (like scrambled=no dock, scrambled=no gate jump, minimum 30s delay to activate micro warp drive + tons of others)
CCP you need to refocus, catch old spirit from first years of your game development - current changes are..... not worth coming back to game.
38 500.... will it be lover? I dont see any reason with current CCP game development why not.
Love the satire/troll post.
"Its 21:12 ECT and theres 38500 ppl online including multi account players, bots, jita spammers, ppl hidden in WH space" - DEAR GOD! NOT PEOPLE HIDDEN IN WORMHOLE SPACE! The humanity. Someone save the children. We totally need to ban those wormhole space players with the spammers and bots, they're ruining our game!
"0.0 fix" - Yep. We also need that thing, that other ship, those tweaks to the stuff, and that market function.
"Logistic nerf" - Because hauling large amounts of stuff isn't a giant pain in the ass requiring multiple characters, cyno routes, planning, and multiple billions in risk in easily killed if caught ships. Oh wait.
"Pvp improvements" "Scrambled = no dock, no gate jump" - Because killing capitals on lowsec stations should be so easy even YOU can pull it off, and jump freighters should be stupidly easy to gank as well as carriers and rorquals in lowsec. Infact, anything that jumps in should die to a solo fast locking vindicator on the station. Why don't we just give battleships 10k dps while we're at it?
"+ tons of others)" - Like that double shooty thing. And warp scramblers stopping everyone on grid from being able to target you. And ECM modules making the ship that uses them blow up instantly 10% of the time.
"current changes are..... not worth coming back to game." - Thank god you're leaving. Don't worry about the door hitting you on the way out, we'll hold it open to make sure you get out.
"38 500.... will it be lover?" - Guiness record for world's largest orgy, here we come.
Seriously, one of the dumbest posts I've seen in some time.
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