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Dilligafmofo
The Generic Pirate Corporation Fusion.
121
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:40:00 -
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F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film? |
luZk
x13
80
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:41:00 -
[92] - Quote
Your mom is so fat she started aligning in beta and is still at it. |
F'elch
Wall Street Trading
50
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:52:00 -
[93] - Quote
Dilligafmofo wrote:F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film?
Your irrefutable proof. |
Dilligafmofo
The Generic Pirate Corporation Fusion.
121
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Posted - 2012.10.26 09:59:00 -
[94] - Quote
F'elch wrote:Dilligafmofo wrote:F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film? Your irrefutable proof.
Thanks piglet |
Pinky Denmark
The Cursed Navy
235
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Posted - 2012.10.26 10:09:00 -
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Your mom is so fat she has a hotdog stand for bed table...
Your mom is so ugly the Moa looks like a beauty queen in comparison...
Your mom is so fat a black hole is created every time she farts... |
F'elch
Wall Street Trading
50
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Posted - 2012.10.26 10:20:00 -
[96] - Quote
Dilligafmofo wrote:F'elch wrote:Dilligafmofo wrote:F'elch, your momma's so fat, your Dad calls her Babe.......... have you seen the film? Your irrefutable proof. Thanks piglet
OK that did make me lol. I'll give you that one. |
Feer Truelight
7
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Posted - 2012.10.26 10:54:00 -
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Yo moma's so fat, even when all of Goonswarm and -A- suicide-ganks her she'll survive with 93% shield. Killed by Brothel: http://i.imgur.com/WyR1x.png |
Rogue Bomber
Air The Unthinkables
17
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:36:00 -
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yo momma so fat she uses an ark as a suppository!
Yo momma so fat i was counting stars and realized it was dimples on her ass!
Yo momma so fat when she spins in station she causes gravity!
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Rogue Bomber
Air The Unthinkables
17
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:38:00 -
[99] - Quote
F'elch wrote:I like it when one of these threads come along to reaffirm my belief that the Eve playerbase is the least funny group of people I associate with.
yo momma fat?
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Arduemont
Lords 0f Justice Fidelas Constans
528
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:38:00 -
[100] - Quote
Yo momma so mean she has no standard deviation.
(Sorry, maths jokes. >.<)
Edit: Yo mama so fat she farts Hawking Radiation. |
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Heimdallofasgard
Apex Overplayed Coalition Fatal Ascension
275
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:40:00 -
[101] - Quote
Your momma's so fat, the bhaalgorn used to be an armageddon till it was her time of the month. Kick Heim... MATE |
Jose Black
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
14
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:48:00 -
[102] - Quote
Your momma's so fat her vacation plans double jump fuel prices. |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
867
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Posted - 2012.10.26 11:54:00 -
[103] - Quote
Your mumma is so blonde she's still waiting me to double her isk. brb |
Tali Ambraelle
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
113
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Posted - 2012.10.26 12:14:00 -
[104] - Quote
CCP Eterne wrote:Yo momma's so fat, stations dock at her. Yo momma's so fat, she bridges titans.
It begins... |
Totalrx
NA No Assholes
33
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Posted - 2012.10.26 12:30:00 -
[105] - Quote
Your momma's so fat, she fell into a wormhole and broke it |
Tali Ambraelle
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
113
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Posted - 2012.10.26 13:33:00 -
[106] - Quote
Yo mamma's so fat, the Goons couldn't interdict her. |
Warde Guildencrantz
TunDraGon
152
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Posted - 2012.10.26 13:36:00 -
[107] - Quote
CCP Eterne wrote:Yo momma's so fat, stations dock at her. Yo momma's so fat, she bridges titans.
Yo momma's so fat she bumps POSes Yo momma's so fat she's got a custom's office orbiting her Yo momma's so ugly the dominix sees her and is like daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn Yo momma's so fat her blaster boat don't need an MWD because of her gravitational pull Yo momma so dumb she cynos jump freighters off station Yo momma so dumb she needs +5s just for basic math Yo momma's so ugly she flies a moa Yo momma's so ugly she put in her bio "give me 5mil and i will change my avatar to not show my face" and makes billions Yo momma's so ugly no one gets excited when she comes on coms Yo momma's so fat scan recognizes her as a singularity |
Arydanika
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
152
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Posted - 2012.10.26 13:52:00 -
[108] - Quote
Yo momma so fat and promiscuous people will form up around her and wait for hours to get a chance to jump in and get some action.
Yo momma so stupid she thought the Pax Amarria was a con in the Amarr system.
Yo momma so fat they have to use a capital tractor beam when her pod needs a station tow.
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Zimmy Zeta
Paramount Commerce
2458
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Posted - 2012.10.26 14:07:00 -
[109] - Quote
I don't know your mother, but I guess she is a nice enough person. But she shouldn't allow you to spend so much time on the internets... For best results and enhanced forum experience, please read my posts in Snooki's voice |
Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
124
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Posted - 2012.10.26 14:24:00 -
[110] - Quote
Your mom is so fat, everyone re-sells her instantly again as [multiple items] in Jita local. |
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Djana Libra
The Black Ops Black Core Alliance
15
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Posted - 2012.10.26 14:27:00 -
[111] - Quote
Yo momma is so fat she got stuck in space |
Dersen Lowery
Knavery Inc. StructureDamage
146
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Posted - 2012.10.26 14:43:00 -
[112] - Quote
Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhN6-9KLTY
Your momma is so fat, she kicks Space Dilation up to 90%.
The Amarr Empire nearly went broke trying to design and build the Yo Momma Maintenance Array.
Your momma's so fat, she docked in Jita and the node crashed.
Your momma's so fat, she has to overheat her MWD to get out of bed. |
Fish Alabel
A Big Enough Lever Numquam Ambulare Solus
6
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:04:00 -
[113] - Quote
Yo momma is so fat, because of falcon |
Dragon Outlaw
Rogue Fleet
140
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:07:00 -
[114] - Quote
Your mom is so horny, not even a blob of Goons and Test combine can satisfy her.
Your mom smells so bad that the fumes she generates can tank a 1000 Supers.
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Kopfy
27
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:11:00 -
[115] - Quote
You mom is so fat, when she undock scientists were finally able to measure the volume of space, 1 YM. |
I Love Lesbians
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:22:00 -
[116] - Quote
Yo momma is so fat that when she fell out of bed all the hamster wheels fell over and the servers died!!!
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Gillia Winddancer
Shiny Noble Crown Services
110
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:26:00 -
[117] - Quote
Yo momma is so fat that she's the reason why asteroid belts respawn every day. The downtime is merely to give her some privacy. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1846
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:29:00 -
[118] - Quote
You momma is so fat you can fly a thorax up her ass and she would not feel it.
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Rumthorp
Lom Corporation Intrepid Crossing
1
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Posted - 2012.10.26 15:52:00 -
[119] - Quote
yo mama's so fat that she got type 2 adult onset diabetus. Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley... |
ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells Beer needs you
164
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Posted - 2012.10.26 16:24:00 -
[120] - Quote
your mommas so ugly she has to live on the dark side of the moon. |
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