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Umad Bro Questionmark
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Posted - 2011.08.25 00:27:00 -
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Edited by: Umad Bro Questionmark on 25/08/2011 00:27:44 Ok I lost 5 billions in ships and mods in the past month because of stupid facepalm GF aggro. Every time - does not matter if i cave in after 10 mins or 100 - I have to go get her some **** and I end up getting popped by rats, not even real players.
If I do not then she just keeps ****ing bugging me or talking to herself (well, she thinks she's talking to me) and at some point I just snap because I can't focus and rage alt f4, roll a spliff and watch hentais in front of her. Does not work!
How do you people deal with this ****?!?!
edit: and u can't move or lock this thread because it IS eve related
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Devil's Call
Caldari Malicious Destruction War Against the Manifest
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Posted - 2011.08.25 00:30:00 -
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You two have a very healthy relationship by the sound of it=D. -----------------------------------------------
ôAll fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns.ö |
Kaede Kimura
Epsilon Inc STORM.
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Posted - 2011.08.25 00:47:00 -
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You should probably post this on your facebook instead, I'm sure you'd get a lot of likes.
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Umad Bro Questionmark
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Posted - 2011.08.25 00:51:00 -
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Don't get me wrong. I love her, she's a gamer as well. Just not an EvE one. That's why she does not get the fact that ***** NEEDS TO SHUT UP FROM TIME TO TIME AND LEAVE THE MAN BE
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Bane Necran
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.25 00:52:00 -
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Such a troll, but i'll still suggest you just warp to a safespot next time.
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Hicksimus
Gallente Mom's Friendly Spaceship Company
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Posted - 2011.08.25 00:55:00 -
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I think what you guys need is Dr. Phil.
Watching her kick your ass on Jerry Springer would also be great!
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Kendon Riddick
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Posted - 2011.08.25 00:55:00 -
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T...;DR
It wasnt it was too long i just didnt read
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.08.25 00:57:00 -
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Originally by: Umad Bro Questionmark waaargh
Umad Bro ? _
Akita T USEFUL EVE LINKS collection |
AnzacPaul
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:00:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Umad Bro Questionmark waaargh
Umad Bro ?
quotin an akita thread ______ Important stuff up there ^ ^ |
SilentSkills
Gallente Tax Evaders Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:01:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Umad Bro Questionmark waaargh
Umad Bro ?
The Monocle Definition CCP - Originally by: Imuran Cannot code properly
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Brooks Puuntai
Minmatar Nomadic Asylum
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:04:00 -
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The trick is not to actually date or get married. Friends with benefits is a win win for everyone involved.
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Th0rG0d
Terminal Pharmaceuticals Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:05:00 -
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You obviously aren't giving her enough to satisfy her. Might want to work on your sex skills, then come back to eve
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:08:00 -
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Also, she couldn't aggro you (much) if she was playing something else at the same time. Hope you have a spare gaming machine and some games she likes available next time. _
Akita T USEFUL EVE LINKS collection |
Hevymetal
Caldari POT Corp
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:18:00 -
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1 Word "Headphones"
BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! STOP OR I'LL SHOOT!!! |
Th0rG0d
Terminal Pharmaceuticals Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:22:00 -
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I think I'll just leave this here. My wife showed me this the other day..
Adult gamers
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Umad Bro Questionmark
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:25:00 -
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Edited by: Umad Bro Questionmark on 25/08/2011 01:25:52
Originally by: Th0rG0d You obviously aren't giving her enough to satisfy her. Might want to work on your sex skills, then come back to eve
I didn't want to go into detail. After sex -> making after sex weed joint -> she gets lazy -> I have to do all the **** and I get humiliated by rats -> I post on the forums and I get trolled..
And to the dude that said the "friends with benefits" part. You are SO right. We once like broke up and for some reason I said let's get back together even though we kept having sex. I think it was the alcohol and weed combined or the full moon....
... i'm not even mad, i'm SAD! New char name idea! Usad Bro Questionmark?
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Digital Messiah
Gallente Oregami Ultd
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: AnzacPaul
Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: Umad Bro Questionmark waaargh
Umad Bro ?
quotin an akita thread
Akita is a man I presume? Also, learn to tank your ship and your problem will be solved...
Quote: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
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daddys helper
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:35:00 -
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have you tried hitting her?
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Umad Bro Questionmark
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:40:00 -
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Originally by: daddys helper have you tried hitting her?
@ Digital Akita is THE man. JFGI.
@ daddys Yes i broke her lip 3 times by accident because she ninja tickled me once and the other 2 times are better kept silent. Though they were all accidental. She didn't mind it much...
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XIRUSPHERE
Gallente Deadly Intent.
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:51:00 -
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If you can't do something as rudimentary as talk and establish what you both want from said situation within a very short span you probably never will. If you let her play attention games when you are doing something you enjoy without having a clear line of communication she always will.
Got problems? talk about em, if it has no effect cut the baggage or take what you want from it till it reaches it's logical end. It's not that hard.
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Jacob Stiller
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:55:00 -
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I'm sorry, but typewriters have genders?
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Umad Bro Questionmark
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Posted - 2011.08.25 01:59:00 -
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Edited by: Umad Bro Questionmark on 25/08/2011 01:59:16
Originally by: XIRUSPHERE If you can't do something as rudimentary as talk and establish what you both want from said situation within a very short span you probably never will. If you let her play attention games when you are doing something you enjoy without having a clear line of communication she always will.
Got problems? talk about em, if it has no effect cut the baggage or take what you want from it till it reaches it's logical end. It's not that hard.
I told her that in EvE, if she interrupts me after 30 minutes, all those 30 minutes go to waste if I did not finish what I planned to do. After 5 hours of doing nothing of course I seem like a jackass for "staying at the pc ignoring her for half a day".
She's not pleased cuz she only got 4-5-6 items she was too lazy to go get herself (water, snacks etc) and that does not count as attention but I also can't focus on my ****. And if I can't stop playing for 10s to go grab the M and M's bag, i'm the bad guy still.
Anyone knows where one can find roofies?
edit: @ Jacob if you google me, you will learn you are only the 30+ th person to say this. Congrats on being unique just like me.
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Palovana
Caldari Inner Fire Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.25 03:03:00 -
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1. Dock, or goto a safe and cloak if you have to go AFK.
2. Get her hooked and fleet up with her, or just show her the Barbie bits of the game. ----- CCP is still under the misconception that by waving a bunch of (NeX store items) in our faces, we'll give in to our urges and (buy) them. Bring back the hangar view and its functionality! |
Zleon Leigh
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Posted - 2011.08.25 03:03:00 -
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Originally by: Th0rG0d I think I'll just leave this here. My wife showed me this the other day..
Adult gamers
She wins!! lololololl
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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.08.25 03:28:00 -
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you can stop pretending your hand is your gf at any time
you couldnt possibly make the opinion we have of you go any lower
Originally by: Skippermonkey keep trying and you can be an hero just like fgft Athonille
Originally by: Singeaboot Raj Tbh i am beginning to see the win - it's the haircut, makes people take notice.
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Mr Kidd
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Posted - 2011.08.25 04:07:00 -
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Why you letting her out of the kitchen, brah?
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Rumplefink
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Posted - 2011.08.25 04:17:00 -
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Originally by: daddys helper have you tried hitting her?
ROFL!
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Cave Lord
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Posted - 2011.08.25 05:33:00 -
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I'm surprised no one posted this yet:
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/Fishscene/EVE-Online/EVE_Girlfriend.jpg
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
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Posted - 2011.08.25 11:53:00 -
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L2Life bro. You are failing at it.
"Here's your sign..."
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Rykuss
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.08.25 12:09:00 -
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She's a gamer or she plays farmville? Can I have your Vindicator? :D |
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