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GusHobbleton
Minmatar Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.07.16 02:08:00 -
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I feel like the pilot Eve meant me to be.
I feel like all the arkanor in the world is mine.
I feel that my portrait reflects my taste, class and refinement that I have in real life.
I feel that I'm on Safari. My m8s are my alliance members, TEST, LAWN, and TNT are my porters, and the rest of the world are my targets to be stuffed and mounted on my wall, as I drink brandy and smoke a pipe.
NOTE TO EVE
Thank you for making this item CCP, don't listne to the haters.
Can you make a smiley with only one sunglass? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Dr DustRemover
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Posted - 2011.07.16 02:10:00 -
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You're a terrible person.
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.07.16 02:10:00 -
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I agree with my esteemed brethren that we need a monocle smiley.
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Kitsune Tsuki
Amarr L'Opaline
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Posted - 2011.07.16 02:12:00 -
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I mean, like, yeah... LIVE a little, for f***'s sake!
ùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùùù Un fol enseigne bien un sage. ùRabelais
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Vasentic
Lyonesse. The Remnant Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.16 02:27:00 -
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I was going to buy a $70 monocle.....
But then I bought a hooker instead.
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Shova Kais
Caldari Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
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Posted - 2011.07.16 02:53:00 -
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Originally by: Vasentic I was going to buy a $70 monocle.....
But then I bought a hooker instead.
I'm sure someone could have given you HIV and Syphillis and Chlamydia and what not for free instead.
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Cataca
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Posted - 2011.07.16 02:57:00 -
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Originally by: Shova Kais
Originally by: Vasentic I was going to buy a $70 monocle.....
But then I bought a hooker instead.
I'm sure someone could have given you HIV and Syphillis and Chlamydia and what not for free instead.
Hes talking about 70$ hookers, you are talking about the 30 buck kind. He could buy TWO hookers for the price of a eye implant then (a virtual at that). And have something real to think about them afterwards as well.
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Naga Elohim
Amarr The Reformed Bondage Patrol
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Posted - 2011.07.16 03:17:00 -
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One of the best monocle rants yet! |
I Love Boobies
Amarr All Hail Boobies
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Posted - 2011.07.16 03:25:00 -
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Tsk tsk tsk... I still don't see how a filthy Minmatard can actually afford a monocle.
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Tarinara
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Posted - 2011.07.16 04:36:00 -
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Originally by: I Love Boobies Tsk tsk tsk... I still don't see how a filthy Minmatard can actually afford a monocle.
He obviously stole it from his Ammarian Master...
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Incarna Troll
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Posted - 2011.07.16 04:44:00 -
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Alright, i think i need a monocle now
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Scarla Tine
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Posted - 2011.07.16 19:49:00 -
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OMFG it's Fat Albert!!!! |
Beat General
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Posted - 2011.07.16 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: GusHobbleton I feel like the pilot Eve meant me to be.
I feel like all the arkanor in the world is mine.
I feel that my portrait reflects my taste, class and refinement that I have in real life.
I feel that I'm on Safari. My m8s are my alliance members, TEST, LAWN, and TNT are my porters, and the rest of the world are my targets to be stuffed and mounted on my wall, as I drink brandy and smoke a pipe.
NOTE TO EVE
Thank you for making this item CCP, don't listne to the haters.
Can you make a smiley with only one sunglass?
lmao this is hilarious
-general levy
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Grainsalt
Carebear Mafia Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.07.16 20:40:00 -
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Welcome brother to the world viewed thru a monocle.
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Lorimer
Burning Napalm Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.07.16 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Grainsalt Welcome brother to the world viewed thru a monocle.
Eve is 300% better for me since I got a monocle
Peons gonna hate but they peons :)
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EvEa Deva
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:24:00 -
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you should all get pipes to smoke for 13k aur ill let you smoke mine.
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Thevi Olin
Caldari 0lin Rouge
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:27:00 -
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+1
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P Stillman
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:27:00 -
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welcome to the club my brother.
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Ueshima
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:30:00 -
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I think you guys (ppl with monocles) are CCP developers trying to save your jobs by creating an artificial market with useless items. Better fix this damn game.
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Calisto Thellere
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:31:00 -
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Originally by: GusHobbleton I feel like the pilot Eve meant me to be.
I feel like all the arkanor in the world is mine.
I feel that my portrait reflects my taste, class and refinement that I have in real life.
I feel that I'm on Safari. My m8s are my alliance members, TEST, LAWN, and TNT are my porters, and the rest of the world are my targets to be stuffed and mounted on my wall, as I drink brandy and smoke a pipe.
NOTE TO EVE
Thank you for making this item CCP, don't listne to the haters.
Can you make a smiley with only one sunglass?
After all that trumpet blowing, you still look like a ****.
money well spent imo
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Lunar Epoch
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:31:00 -
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Edited by: Lunar Epoch on 16/07/2011 21:32:01
Originally by: GusHobbleton I feel like the pilot Eve meant me to be.
I feel like all the arkanor in the world is mine.
I feel that my portrait reflects my taste, class and refinement that I have in real life.
I feel that I'm on Safari. My m8s are my alliance members, TEST, LAWN, and TNT are my porters, and the rest of the world are my targets to be stuffed and mounted on my wall, as I drink brandy and smoke a pipe.
So what you are saying is you look and feel like an idiot?
NOTE TO EVE
Thank you for making this item CCP, don't listne to the haters.
Can you make a smiley with only one sunglass?
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P Stillman
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: Ueshima I think you guys (ppl with monocles) are CCP developers trying to save your jobs by creating an artificial market with useless items. Better fix this damn game.
GET BACK INTO THE FIELDS SLAVE
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Lara Sun
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: GusHobbleton I feel like the pilot Eve meant me to be.
I feel like all the arkanor in the world is mine.
I feel that my portrait reflects my taste, class and refinement that I have in real life.
I feel that I'm on Safari. My m8s are my alliance members, TEST, LAWN, and TNT are my porters, and the rest of the world are my targets to be stuffed and mounted on my wall, as I drink brandy and smoke a pipe.
NOTE TO EVE
Thank you for making this item CCP, don't listne to the haters.
Can you make a smiley with only one sunglass?
So not really that good seeings how it doesnt make you feel like all the arkonor in the universe is yours? :P
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Cobi Parke
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:38:00 -
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Originally by: Vasentic I was going to buy a $70 monocle.....
But then I bought a hooker instead.
Where the ho's at?
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P Stillman
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Posted - 2011.07.16 23:47:00 -
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bump to make the hatars hate
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ADMIRALPLANET DOMINATOR
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Posted - 2011.07.16 23:50:00 -
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I prefer using both of my eyes to stare into the pathetic peasants' souls before killing them.
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Cerysse D'nari
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Posted - 2011.07.17 00:08:00 -
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More fodder for Monoclegeddon
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Reana Shadows
Caldari Damocles Society Quebec United Legions
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Posted - 2011.07.17 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Ueshima I think you guys (ppl with monocles) are CCP developers trying to save your jobs by creating an artificial market with useless items. Better fix this damn game.
I felt compelled to quote some random whining and just get a decent response from a pile of crap beleive it or not
I played Eve back in 2004 and it was way more buggy then today and every patch and post patch there is a bunch of fixes so I dont understand what is exactly the problem there.
As of the price of customising items, honestly they are too costly, if I want a customised character I log in Second Life and ammuse myself endlessly. That being said, the free items and wear are just fine and your avatar can look perfectly good in those.
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Phenethylamine
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Posted - 2011.07.17 00:50:00 -
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"I swear, I'm not lower-class! Look, I bought something pricy to prove it!"
Conspicuous consumption is usually the hallmark of someone whose income is lower than they are comfortable with, someone who's insecure about this reality and attempting to conceal it... by making that income effectively lower through poor purchasing choices.
Thus, the "status symbol" instead becomes a mark of poverty and poor judgement. The more eager someone is to show off this symbol, the more safely you can assume that they're a broke-ass crack dealer from Compton trying to put on airs.
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Enkill Eridos
Draconian Enforcers Available To Hire
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Posted - 2011.07.17 01:13:00 -
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Originally by: Phenethylamine "I swear, I'm not lower-class! Look, I bought something pricy to prove it!"
Conspicuous consumption is usually the hallmark of someone whose income is lower than they are comfortable with, someone who's insecure about this reality and attempting to conceal it... by making that income effectively lower through poor purchasing choices.
Thus, the "status symbol" instead becomes a mark of poverty and poor judgement. The more eager someone is to show off this symbol, the more safely you can assume that they're a broke-ass crack dealer from Compton trying to put on airs.
Or they didn't pay a single red cent for it and bought it with isk..which you can do.im waiting for the top hat and cane to be released before I pay isk for my monocle
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