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Khamelean
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:19:00 -
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Almost enough to buy 30 monocles, damn, I need more eyes!! |
Unshra
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:21:00 -
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See what you've done CCP, it has come down to this: Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
SMX
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:25:00 -
[153]
Just keep it on your account and blame the NEX store, perhaps that will help to spark more rage from people against it. |
Anon Magnus
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:25:00 -
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Edited by: Anon Magnus on 08/07/2011 16:27:17 Edited by: Anon Magnus on 08/07/2011 16:25:45
The FÆ you say OPà We all think you are scamming us with an epic little troll and you probably are. But you know what?
Here we all are w***1ng out another little piece of our soul for your amusement ANYWAY!!!
The devil has nothing on EVE and ISK, man. Nothing at all! And here I go to h311, the new guy who knows better, right along with everyone else.
Now thatÆs funny.
How long till you walk in and call out the suckers. Jimmy Cracked Corn and I DonÆt Care, buddyà 40B ISKà I could live out some fun gaming dreams.
And I even got my hopes up that I could write something witty fun rather than copying junk from other internet sites and pretending it was mine like everybody else. Pffftttà.
Aww, just F. FÆ I say.
Friends and family are going to be looking at me strange cause IÆmma be walking the hall muttering FÆ I could take over SanshaÆs Nation.
Man we are all suckers. And I am mad bro. You hear. MAD. But I be alright, I am going to go have a Pepsi.
The vending machine may not survive but thatÆs your fault bro. Your fault.
Pepsià count backwards from ten. EVE û da dream crasher. Pepsià
I been trolled. We been trolled.
I been trolled bro. |
Mograph
Caldari Conspiracy Theorists M-A-L-E-V-O-L-E-N-C-E
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:30:00 -
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Edited by: Mograph on 08/07/2011 16:31:52 Mograph > Hi whats the password to your secure can Noob > Fishcakes *flip Noob > HEY! |
BrundleMeth
Caldari Temporal Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:35:00 -
[156]
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted... |
D3F4ULT
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:38:00 -
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http://youtu.be/AObrlCf3Dcs I made this video during the whole pants ordeal, many lols were made.
Now, give me money so I can buy more expensive pants. |
Evozer Olacar
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:38:00 -
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Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Lioka
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: filingo rapongo entry :
totothin is good at eve
funny right?
Judging by his KB stats I would say: Yes. |
Kial Riece
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:48:00 -
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A guy at work today was trying to light his cig with his lighter but it wasn't working. I told him it was a left handed lighter ......best 10 mins of my day watching him try it |
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Morloch Mortarion
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:49:00 -
[161]
How bout 1-2bil just for asking nicely :P
P.S. Marauder or Faction ships are acceptable as well |
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:57:00 -
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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do his weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A? |
Alexandra Duckett
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:00:00 -
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Edited by: Alexandra Duckett on 08/07/2011 17:00:09 This is honestly the most hysterical thing I've ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M
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Dardanos Herakles
Caldari Serial Experiments
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:04:00 -
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I canÆt think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why theyÆre dead. (Laura Kightlinger) |
Humongus Bauls
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:17:00 -
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I think you should donate a few billion ISK to our up and coming Corporation, "We Farm People".
First and foremost, our fearless CEO, Tad Simmons. No one can FC a mining op better than Tad.
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Second is our main gunner for PvE ops, Gilbert "Alfonzo" Gomez. Also known as the "Fonz". There is nothing Fonz cannot kill, with his ship, or with his breath.
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Third is our recruiting officer, Gene Witherspoon. Gene is a social butterfly. There is nothing he cannot recruit, from 500lb gorillas to 90 pound swim suit models.
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
4th in command is Tony Upshaw. He is a pervert in voice comms, AKA as the "Snake". He is roomates with Gene, not sure what their relationship is outside of that.
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Last but not least is the glue for We Farm People, our corporation mother, Nancy "Moondance" Hickman. You will not find a better corp hanger organizer in the game. She is nothing but smoking hot!
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
To support We Farm People, you can send the money to our corp, or me directly, Humongus Bauls.
/salute!!! |
Zelda Wei
Caldari New Horizon Trade Exchange
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:22:00 -
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Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Mobius Reynolds
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:28:00 -
[167]
The Following statement is false; The Previous statement is true;
<Insert Funniest Comment Here>
System.out.print("Trololo"); while(true){ System.out.print("lo"); }
I for one welcome our new monocled overlords... |
Zelda Wei
Caldari New Horizon Trade Exchange
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:29:00 -
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You never said anything about one entry per person plus now I did my research. Send this to the hot girl.
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Avaleric
Amarr SC Special Circumstances
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:32:00 -
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Edited by: Avaleric on 08/07/2011 17:40:27 I am, by far, the BEST pilot in this game...
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Beelzebubz
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:40:00 -
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the funniest joke i can think of is fiscal conservatism |
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Amitious Turkey
Gallente TarNec
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:48:00 -
[171]
I don't believe you? |
Diondra Reuben
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:49:00 -
[172]
Pork Chop Sammiches! |
Wyke Mossari
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:50:00 -
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For 70 Billion I'll sell you my hot sister. |
Nak hak
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:57:00 -
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No Thanks. No longing need play money for a CCP service.
Thanks for being a member of the EVE Online community. Have fun with your future entertainment fun.
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Sacredx Taredi
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:57:00 -
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Two chemists were sitting in a diner. The waiter came up and asked what they would like to drink. The first one said: "I'd like some H20" The second said: "I'd like some H20 too"
So, the waiter went and got their drinks.
Guess which one was the idiot.
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Commander Nowai
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Posted - 2011.07.08 18:02:00 -
[176]
It isn't **** , its called surprise sex :D |
RiskyFrisky
Interrobang Inc.
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Posted - 2011.07.08 18:07:00 -
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A man walks into a bar, he turns around and leaves. He then walks back into th bar, and turns around and laves. He does this a few more times before an old man approaches him and asks what he is doing. He replies that he needs a drink, but the bar is to damn hard. |
Gajatu D'Gorah
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Posted - 2011.07.08 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Crunac Arclight
What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?
The browneye, of course! :)
Ask me why its bleeding. XD
BECAUSE OF FALCON!
Crystal Gayle called and asked "Don't it make your browneye blue?"
And, finally, if you're leaving and you give me any portion of your assets, I would be forced to say...
"So Long, And Thanks For All The ISk"
I'm aiming squarely at a fictional 1B runner up prize |
Albetta
Gallente Construction Cabal Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.07.08 18:09:00 -
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Be in Frita, weeble tanked woobles jump in. I laser bomb their horprodoggle, their groggle warps to planet MI, weeble tank runs out of slap. I bloop their slippers, knock down their humpty anyways. Coem at me bor. |
So Sensational
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.07.08 18:12:00 -
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"Need some advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that the missus is cheating on me. The usual signs, phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with her mates a lot...
I try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep first.
Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind my motorbike, when she came home she got out of someone's car and buttoned up her blouse and she took her knickers out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the motorbike that I noticed it....a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket....Is it something that I can weld or do I need to replace it?" |
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