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Kion Clarix
Rage and Terror Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2011.07.10 22:26:00 -
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Edited by: Kion Clarix on 10/07/2011 22:26:18 Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that." The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that." The third woman says " my husband works for ccp , he just sits on the edge of the bed telling me how good its going to be ".
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Aoki Ayumi
University of Caille
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Posted - 2011.07.10 23:25:00 -
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I am cute
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Tamahra
Gallente Apina. United Pod Service
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Posted - 2011.07.11 00:15:00 -
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I¦m an unfunny person i know only one joke, and that¦s a crappy one
What¦s the difference between a husband and a bachelor?
The bachelor comes home after work, finds only garbage in his refrigerator and goes to the bedroom. The husband comes home, finds only garbage in his bedroom and goes to the refrigerator.
ÇÇP:
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Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.07.11 01:28:00 -
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You guys want funny? I'll show you funny!
Women's Rights! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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Deadlee 063782
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Posted - 2011.07.11 01:42:00 -
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@Torothin - Why just give all that ISK away when u can help me End women's Suffrage. All that isk can help my cause. you can watch how your isk will be put to use.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUP9Jm9SqvY&feature=fvst
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Jimmy Duce
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.07.11 01:56:00 -
[306]
You have to watch it to the end to get the joke
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The Illuminist
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.07.11 04:37:00 -
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Incarna is a considered an expansion.
Win?
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Jennifer Rizea
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Posted - 2011.07.11 04:38:00 -
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the funniest thing in this thread will have it all contracted to them and see their wallet fill up with 40B isk. Let's see the posts!
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The Illuminist
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.07.11 04:42:00 -
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It took five years to develop a system where an avatar can walk from his couch to his space ship.
Win?
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Cassiopeia Andromedae
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Posted - 2011.07.11 04:53:00 -
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I'll bet OP is just buthurt poor nerdy nerd just dreaming about having 70 B worth of ISK
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Leetha Layne
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Posted - 2011.07.11 05:00:00 -
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Edited by: Leetha Layne on 11/07/2011 05:00:47 Guy and his gal watching TV. Newsguy says "Three Brazilian men were killed while parachuting." Gal starts crying wildly. Guys says "Honey, parachuting is dangerous, it's not that upsetting." After she calms down she asks "How many is a brazilian?"
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Verity Sovereign
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Posted - 2011.07.11 06:20:00 -
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So a maid asks the woman of a house for a raise. The woman of the house demands the maid give her 3 good reasons she should get a raise.
First the maid says: "I am a better cook than you" The Wife contests this, and the maid replies "Your husband says I am" The wife conceedes the point
Second the maid says: "I clean the house better than you" Again the wife contests this, and the maid replies "Your husband says I am"
Lastly, the maid says: "I am a better lover than you" The wife is furious and asks "Did my husband say that too?!" The maid replies "No, the Gardener did"
The wife promply agrees to give the maid a raise.
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laurence katra
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Posted - 2011.07.11 11:34:00 -
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Edited by: laurence katra on 11/07/2011 11:34:54 Ahhh i would suggest this site:
http://imgur.com/gallery
My wife and I can spend hours passing gut wrenching pictures back and forth.
May you find what you seek there.
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Valeroth Kyarmentari
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Posted - 2011.07.11 12:36:00 -
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375 Million ISK for an outfit is a moderate price.
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ABig Sodd
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Posted - 2011.07.11 12:39:00 -
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EVE is Real.
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01011 101
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Posted - 2011.07.11 13:15:00 -
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?".
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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BoBoZoBo
The Wyld Hunt Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2011.07.11 13:29:00 -
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Edited by: BoBoZoBo on 11/07/2011 13:34:45
This is funny as hell - Animals Being d**ks =========================
Minister of Propaganda - Operator 9 |
assasin oates
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Posted - 2011.07.11 13:31:00 -
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Curtesy of Gene Hunt from Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes tv show:
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. One to run around screaming "What do I do?!" and one to *ahem* the electrician.
What's the name for a group of smart blondes? Non-existant What's the name for all the smart players in EVE? Declining.
Why did the dead chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
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Draelos
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Posted - 2011.07.11 13:32:00 -
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Edited by: Draelos on 11/07/2011 13:35:39
Originally by: 01011 101 Two hunters...
Worlds Funniest Joke! by laughlab.co.uk (an academic study!) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm
Draelos can't think of a decent joke
edit: lol, thats a funny miner http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9991895 though it wouldve been funnier in lowsec
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igRaVeN
Amarr Drunken Wookies BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.07.11 13:37:00 -
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This is quite funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UaFOIboH2E
Give me 40b
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Avaleric
Amarr SC Special Circumstances
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Posted - 2011.07.11 13:44:00 -
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What's the first thing a blonde asks her doctor, when he tells her she's pregnant...?
'...are you sure it's mine?' |
Zaratustra
People of Random Nature
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Posted - 2011.07.11 13:46:00 -
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YARR!! I've come to steal your homes, burn your women and **** your cattle!!! |
AFK'd
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Posted - 2011.07.11 13:48:00 -
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Edited by: AFK''d on 11/07/2011 13:49:08
Originally by: 01011 101 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?".
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
lol never heard that before
ok, hmm
"A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
...He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family"
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Ultim8Evil
Ministry Of Eternal Disorder
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Posted - 2011.07.11 13:50:00 -
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Originally by: Kitsune Tsuki
Originally by: Ultim8Evil If "pro" is the opposite of "con"...
What is the opposite of "progress"?
I don't know if the OP will ever give anyone the dough but you sure have my vote.
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Leianna
Carebear Mafia Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.07.11 17:00:00 -
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we park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway?
i desperately need the 40bil, as I plan to set up a charitable 'ship fix' for all minmatar pilots. It must be embarassing flying around in rust and ductape, so once this little venture is complete, you can bring your ship by jita 4-4, and our team will replace all peeling tape, attempt to buff out the rust, and give you a complimentary set of exotic dancers and booze for your newly detailed pile of garbage!
of course, total operating costs will run somewhere around 1500 ISK, but I will require the adminitration fee of 39,999,998,500.00 ISK.
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Utremi Fasolasi
Gallente The Jagged Edge Disciples of Crom
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Posted - 2011.07.11 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: 01011 101 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?".
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
This one works better if you remember they are Aggie hunters.
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Simetraz
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Posted - 2011.07.11 17:20:00 -
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Edited by: Simetraz on 11/07/2011 17:22:11 70 Bill.....
Do you realize you could buy 192 Plex's or 16 years worth of game time.
So go out and buy 192 plex's then try and plug them into one account. And when it doesn't work petition it.
Yes I would like to redeem my 16 years of game time please
Do it, do it, I double dog dare you
PS - would it be ironic if the day after you manage to get CCP to do it they perma ban you ?
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Vildrin
Entwi De Maila
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Posted - 2011.07.11 17:28:00 -
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Fill a Kestrel with all the plex you can buy and undock it in the most populated trade hub
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AshRagnorok
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Posted - 2011.07.11 17:34:00 -
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I'll bite.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Leodicia Church
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Posted - 2011.07.11 18:35:00 -
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If I was in your position, I would be asking for local women to send me their pictures. Evaluation, then selection. If these chicks are willing to put their noses that far up your crack, then you might just be able to get something up theirs. I am reminded of some chick on Craigslist who offered her body for some flying spectral liger mount (or something) on WoW. Mind you, if the lady wants the assets that badly, then she most likely has trouble getting the computer chair out from between her pimply buttocks when she stands up. Be careful.
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