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Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.07.08 12:23:00 -
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Whoever says the funniest thing in this thread will have it all contracted to them and see their wallet fill up with 40B isk. Let's see the posts! |
Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.07.08 12:31:00 -
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Originally by: Jasdemi Butthurt bittervet is butthurt.
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Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: Crunac Arclight I'll bite.
What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?
The browneye, of course! :)
Ask me why its bleeding. XD
Ok this guy is in first place for the time being. This was a good one. |
Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.07.08 19:09:00 -
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Originally by: DarkonRhoe I'm not really sure what type of humor you have. My current experience is one many shouldn't share. I will probably get laughed at and trolled for sharing such an embarrassing moment "funny comment" in hopes to win the big one.
It started last year when I was in afganistan. We woke up early one morning to start our patrol. With very little to eat other then MRE's I decided to drink the strawberry milkshake that came packed away in the meal, once I downed the shake I needed caffeine to wake me up so I opened the coffee pactet that also came in the meal and mixed that with water then I down that as well. With 10min left to spare I felt great with a full stomach from the shake and I was amped from the coffee. 30 min onto our patrol I had this bubbly bloated feeling in my stomach. Not much I could do but continue to keep patrolling. 45 min into the patrol I had this unbearable urge to sh!t. Again not much I could do but carry on with the misson.
I'm sure you know where this story is going. I'll leave out the details and just say I had to finish the remaining 5 hour patrol with sh!t filled in my pance and down my legs. I hope you took this story with some humor as my fellow Marines thought this was the funniest thing in the world.
Ok so this is an important question. Was it drinking the $emin that made you not feel so well? |
Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.07.08 22:35:00 -
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Ok so...there are a lot good ones here and I laughed quite a bit. No clear winner so we are going to change it up. The first person that posts an interesting/ridiculous real life story that will make me laugh in COAD titled: "Hi my name is <intert your name here> will get the prize. |
Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.07.11 01:28:00 -
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You guys want funny? I'll show you funny!
Women's Rights! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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