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Epiphany Achura
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:28:00 -
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I would like to see pet products in the NeX. We were promised pets in the April blog. As such I would like to propose that CCP implement a line of products designed to make taking care of our unruly pets easier. (in future releases)
You see, I have a monocled pet that I need muzzled due to excessive drooling and foaming at the mouth. Also, it has a tendency to bloviate and sometimes that just smells foul.
Addtionally, I wold like to propose monogramming of said products.
Please have my muzzle monogrammed with the name "Butterdog". He is sad that he wasn't the first to have a monocle, maybe he will be happy with Eve's first muzzle...
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Vance Armistice
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:33:00 -
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LMAO!!!!
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Erien Rand
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:38:00 -
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Who/what is Butterdog?
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Epiphany Achura
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:47:00 -
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Originally by: Erien Rand Who/what is Butterdog?
He is a forum troll with delusions of grandeur...
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1542704
Also, he is my pet. He shops for me. Waits on those pesky lines for me and calls my cell when it is my turn. I have him make all of my appointments and he even cleans my Precision boots. I allowed him to use some isk out of petty cash to purchase two monocles but his is being pouty cuz he wasn't the first kid on the block to get one...
Can you see why as difficult as he can be I never get rid of him? I do need that muzzle though... 
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AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd Ferguson Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:49:00 -
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Oh, I thought this was a dev post, sorry, my bad.
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Titus Phook
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:55:00 -
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ooh nicely worded, slightly barbed put down there :)
I doff my cap in your direction OP --------------------------------------------- CCP just shat in the sandbox, so they could try and sell us a gold plated shovel to remove said turd. :( |

Xercodo
Amarr Daj'Juntar
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:56:00 -
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Is it a bad thing that the first thought to come to mind when I saw this thread title was BDSM?
Damnit Linda, get out of my head...
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Kevric
Lament of the Phoenix The Covenant.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:58:00 -
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Originally by: Epiphany Achura I would like to see pet products in the NeX. We were promised pets in the April blog. As such I would like to propose that CCP implement a line of products designed to make taking care of our unruly pets easier. (in future releases)
You see, I have a monocled pet that I need muzzled due to excessive drooling and foaming at the mouth. Also, it has a tendency to bloviate and sometimes that just smells foul.
Addtionally, I wold like to propose monogramming of said products.
Please have my muzzle monogrammed with the name "Butterdog". He is sad that he wasn't the first to have a monocle, maybe he will be happy with Eve's first muzzle...
Oh, I thought this was a Red Alliance post about Pandemic Legion.
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Epiphany Achura
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Posted - 2011.06.29 22:16:00 -
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Originally by: Xercodo Is it a bad thing that the first thought to come to mind when I saw this thread title was BDSM?
Damnit Linda, get out of my head...
He is availible for all of your needs...for a price...slight upcharge if he brings his monocle though.
Did I mention he has 2? I know he has mentioned that he has 2 many times. Fact is I bought him four monocles, but I just got him to count as high as 2 last week so....I take my victories where I can get them.
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Komen
Gallente The Night Crew
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Posted - 2011.06.29 22:26:00 -
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I must admit, I chuckled a bit.
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Xercodo
Amarr Daj'Juntar
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Posted - 2011.06.29 22:45:00 -
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Originally by: Epiphany Achura
Originally by: Xercodo Is it a bad thing that the first thought to come to mind when I saw this thread title was BDSM?
Damnit Linda, get out of my head...
He is availible for all of your needs...for a price...slight upcharge if he brings his monocle though.
Did I mention he has 2? I know he has mentioned that he has 2 many times. Fact is I bought him four monocles, but I just got him to count as high as 2 last week so....I take my victories where I can get them.
nah it's okay I have a more...human...one already
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Katrina Cortez
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Posted - 2011.06.29 22:50:00 -
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Dog food for Aurum.
 Ambulation... because spaceships don't have wallets. |
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