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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:05:00 -
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Reasons CCP should move to Australia:
1) Sunnier weather in Sydney 2) Far from the majority of players with pitchforks and torches 3) Incredibly solid and prosperous economy 4) Good and strong AUD 5) Awesome holiday destinations like Fiji, Tahiti, Thailand. 6) Easier access to one of the best beers in the world: James Boags. 7) Awesome food and wine 8) Interact more with real people who will tell you when things are **** or awesome 9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier 10) 20 degree C winters
But yeah. Just idle thoughts :)
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Harcosi
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:07:00 -
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The average Australian woman is pretty hot too.
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buck herrick
SS-20
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:09:00 -
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QFT +1 INTORWEB
we also have some really cool snakes and spiders and coopers beer is obviously much better than boags
other than that, for once headerman speaks the truth
KEEP UP THE GOOD POASTING!
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Lenore Leelu
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:10:00 -
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They should move to Tasmania! Cheaper wages, and I could get a job there!
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Pricely Checkington
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:10:00 -
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Edited by: Pricely Checkington on 28/06/2011 03:10:28 Most importantly, I would get less lag.
Originally by: Headerman Reasons CCP should move to Australia: 9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier
We actually had one blow over from Chile last week which grounded a bunch of flights... but I guess you could say we have fewer nearby volcanoes... Totally not a price-check alt. |
Iamien
Democracy of Klingon Brothers
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:11:00 -
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Edited by: Iamien on 28/06/2011 03:15:57 One problem. Bandwidth in Australia would bankrupt them.
There is a reason that noone hosts server for Australia, and it is not because they don't like Australians. Hosting servers is more expensive by magnitudes. __________ I can tell you that this is one of the moments where we look at what our developers do and less of what they say.
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Indy Rider
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:11:00 -
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The down side?
Everything tries you kill you.
And we have to yell binary down a phone line for our interwebs.
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Myshella Drake
Caldari Omega Exploration And Reclaimation
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:13:00 -
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Yes please. Id be tempted to jump across the ditch just to work there
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Lucius Tal
Minmatar Tal Holdings Limited
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:14:00 -
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Also I would be able to start a letter to CCP with "How's it hanging?"
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Doc Fury
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:17:00 -
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I can find no gaping flaws in the OP's logic.
/everything that crawls does want to kill you though. //chalk it up to RL non-consensual PVP.
We're not upset that you lied to us CCP, we're upset that from now on we can't believe you.
/I am not a Golden Goose /I am not a Cash Cow
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Fishslapper
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:19:00 -
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Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:20:30
Quote: 9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier
You haven't tried to catch an Aussie Plane in the last 3 weeks have you? Flights cancelled left and right due to the ash plume from a Chilean Volcano...
And the best beers in the world come from Adelaide - Coopers Sparkling Ale and Coopers Pale Ale...
And as soon as you tell the Icelandic Devs that you find Redback spiders under the toilet seats here, the game is up...
Quote: The average Australian woman is pretty hot too.
You've never married one have you? Nag, nag, nag, nag...
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:22:00 -
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Originally by: Fishslapper Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:20:30
Quote: 9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier
You haven't tried to catch an Aussie Plane in the last 3 weeks have you? Flights cancelled left and right due to the ash plume from a Chilean Volcano...
And the best beers in the world come from Adelaide - Coopers Sparkling Ale and Coopers Pale Ale...
And as soon as you tell the Icelandic Devs that you find Redback spiders under the toilet seats here, the game is up...
Quote: The average Australian woman is pretty hot too.
You've never married one have you? Nag, nag, nag, nag...
No, i take the ferry to Tassie each christmas
And yes, CCP should set up shop in Tassie. Even better food, wine, beer, sights to see etc.
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Fishslapper
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:26:00 -
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Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:26:44
Originally by: Headerman No, i take the ferry to Tassie each christmas Because I can't afford to fly...
And yes, CCP should set up shop in Tassie. Even better food, wine, beer, inbred locals, boring convict ruins, ghastly weather to see etc.
Fixed that for you... And with the amount of mouthbreathing ***gotry you spurt forth on COAD, I should have suspected you were Tasmanian...
ps. Coopers and the Jame's Squire's range is far better than that Launceston dishwater they call Boags...
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Lord Viziam
GunStars
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:26:00 -
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While I would be inclined to give our ausie cousins a favourable mention, your best bet would be to move the company to Canada which boasts 3 of the top 5 most livable cities in the world. I would in particular recommend vancouver which has world class restaurants, and undoubtedly the best recreational snowboarding in the world.
I present to you Exhibit A
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Mia Aires
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:27:00 -
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But you forgot one thing: No hot waterholes to sit in and where they can came up with new crazy ideas.
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:28:00 -
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Originally by: Fishslapper Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:26:44
Originally by: Headerman No, i take the ferry to Tassie each christmas Because I can't afford to fly...
And yes, CCP should set up shop in Tassie. Even better food, wine, beer, inbred locals, boring convict ruins, ghastly weather to see etc.
Fixed that for you... And with the amount of mouthbreathing ***gotry you spurt forth on COAD, I should have suspected you were Tasmanian...
ps. Coopers and the Jame's Squire's range is far better than that Launceston dishwater they call Boags...
You just need the right dishwater, for me it was Strongarm Bitter. I love that stuff!
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buck herrick
SS-20
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:29:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Viziam Edited by: Lord Viziam on 28/06/2011 03:28:40
While I would be inclined to give our ausie cousins a favourable mention, your best bet would be to move the company to Canada which boasts 3 of the top 5 most livable cities in the world. I would in particular recommend vancouver which has world class restaurants, and undoubtedly the best recreational snowboarding in the world.
I present to you Exhibit A
ahhh, but on the downside, there are canadians in canada. and just over the trees are americums.
your point is losing appeal.
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Indy Rider
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:34:00 -
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Originally by: Mia Aires But you forgot one thing: No hot waterholes to sit in and where they can came up with new crazy ideas.
They could hire this guy.
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Lord Viziam
GunStars
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:36:00 -
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Originally by: buck herrick
ahhh, but on the downside, there are canadians in canada. and just over the trees are americums.
your point is losing appeal.
Yes they are just yonder; but on the positive side, canadians speak english. I'm not quite sure what ausies speak?
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SoylentGreen Rinah
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:40:00 -
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No.
Australia is full. Go away.
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:41:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Viziam
Originally by: buck herrick
ahhh, but on the downside, there are canadians in canada. and just over the trees are americums.
your point is losing appeal.
Yes they are just yonder; but on the positive side, canadians speak english. I'm not quite sure what ausies speak?
Ummm a few languages....
1) Real 2) Bogan 3) english
Real and Bogan are rather limited in vocabulary, limited mainly to expleetives.
Only downside is if you stick a camera in front of anyone here and they will think they will outlast religion
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Enna Shendara
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:47:00 -
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Originally by: Headerman
6) Easier access to one of the best beers in the world: James Boags.
You may now leave. You shall not return until you hold at least one coopers pale.
Also, summers in Sydney are so thick and muggy I can practically swim in the air, I'd take sub-zero temperatures of that **** any day.
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lolard
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:58:00 -
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Oh god Headerman in Shadow of xXDeathXx :cripes:, how the mighty trolls have fallen.
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Morgs44
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams The KWFL Republic
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Posted - 2011.06.28 04:01:00 -
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We could give the CCP employee some really nice kangaroo's to rid to work as well.
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Pace eGuerra
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Posted - 2011.06.28 04:04:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Viziam I'm not quite sure what ausies speak?
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 04:05:00 -
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Edited by: Headerman on 28/06/2011 04:05:50
Originally by: lolard Oh god Headerman in Shadow of xXDeathXx :cripes:, how the mighty trolls have fallen.
Even trolls fall asleep under the bridge from time to time
And i though you'd be happy now pleaseignore.com is free of my terribadposting?
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Franny
Mentis Seorsum
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Posted - 2011.06.28 04:41:00 -
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Originally by: Fishslapper
Quote: The average Australian woman is pretty hot too.
You've never married one have you? Nag, nag, nag, nag...
you know, they invented these things called ball gags years ago |
Fishslapper
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Posted - 2011.06.28 05:39:00 -
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Originally by: Franny you know, they invented these things called ball gags years ago
Yeah, but that Purdy mouth has other uses...
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:13:00 -
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Edited by: Headerman on 28/06/2011 06:13:27 Come on CCP< move to Aus!! We will hold a 'Welcome to Aus' BBQ for you too
It will be a true 'OMGWTFBBQ!' moment!
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Mohamad Lebanese
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:19:00 -
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Originally by: Fishslapper Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:20:30
You've never married one have you? Nag, nag, nag, nag...
you think this is limited to australian women?
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