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OT Smithers
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Posted - 2011.06.27 15:46:00 -
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I WANTS MY MONOCLE! RAAAAAAGE!!!! öI am an elite Eve Space Master! I have every faction ship in the game spinning in my station! I am a forum Elebrity! I want a monocle! But itÆs too expensive! What the hell CCP! I WANT MY MONOZCLE! Also, all vanity items are stupid!ö
But an internal newsletter said.... RAAAAAAGE!!!! ôHoly Hell! An internal not-for-release memo was released in which CCP discussed and debated current trends in the gaming industry! This proves that CCP plans to destroy their own game because they are really stupid! I HATE THEM!ö
But the head of CCP wrote the truth in an email! RAAAAAAGE!!! öOMG! OH EM GEEE! The head of CCP said people freaking out over pretty much everything was normal! That motherF%K#r! How DARE he say that! Also, those F%^&ing *******s changed the drop shadow color on the god dammed forum BANNER!! What the F^&K!ö
But CCP is gonna sell "I win" WTFPWNZOR gear to noobs! RAAAAAGE!!! öDonÆt ask me how I know, I just do, so shut up! No one should be able to pay real money for an advantage. You know what? I donÆt care if I just swapped seven plex for a faction fitted Vindicator, I am cancelling my main account and my RR account and my Orca account and my ECM account and my Industrial Account! If my awesome skillz are no longer enough then I am quitting Eve forever! GOODBYE!!!ö
CCP is being purchased by SONY!!! A BLOG said so! RAAAAAAGE!!! öDude! ItÆs totally legit! It was in a blog and it cited unnamed sources! Also, the guy said HE was quitting eve over it and giving away all his stuff and if you sent him isk he would double it!ö
Even other gaming websites are picking up on the story of how CCP is oppressing us! HAHAHAHA!!! ôHAHAHA! Eve is DYING because those FOOLS at CCP didnÆt listen to me! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHA! AFK a sec, Mom is yelling somethingà Okay, back, she was yelling at my little brother. Stupid CCP!!! HAHAHA!!! HAHAHA!!!ö
WONT someone think of the INDUSTRIALISTS! RAAAAAAGE!!! öB-B-But if you can buy a ship like the Drake from the Pay-To-Win store what will happen to all the industrialists we laugh at and the miners we grief during Hulkaggedon?! WonÆt someone think off them? Also, I want one to add to my every ship in the game collection but I canÆt even afford a god-dammed MONOCLE!!! I WANT MY MONOCLE!!!! GOD DAMM YOU CCP I WANT MY F#CKING MONOCLE!!!!ö
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robbyx
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Posted - 2011.06.27 15:50:00 -
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That was last week dumba$$...
Geez this new player base of yours aint to bright CCCP.
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Mister Smithington
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Posted - 2011.06.27 15:55:00 -
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So many words and not a single thing to say?
Seems like such a waste.
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Maa Ku
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Posted - 2011.06.27 15:57:00 -
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CCP alt detected.
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Snake Scofield
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Posted - 2011.06.27 15:58:00 -
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Todays outrage is how McDonalds Big Mac's keep getting smaller.
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LuNaRiAn SeRpEnT
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Posted - 2011.06.27 15:59:00 -
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Originally by: Snake Scofield Todays outrage is how McDonalds Big Mac's keep getting smaller.
^^
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Karl Planck
Labyrinth Obtaining Chaotic Kangaroos
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Posted - 2011.06.27 16:01:00 -
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awesome, +1 -------------------------------------------------
Don't debate with morons. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. |
vasuul
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Posted - 2011.06.27 16:12:00 -
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go biomass yourself
this thread serves no purpose other than to be a troll
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Diet Water
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Posted - 2011.06.27 16:13:00 -
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Tomorrows outrage: Perpetuum is not the Idylic getaway that people are saying it is.
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Sable Schroedinger
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2011.06.27 16:13:00 -
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Well, I found it funnier than many of the threads that have popped up recently. Maybe the comic timing is slightly off, but then I try not to look at the forums too often so worked for me :) --------------------------------------------
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OT Smithers
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:14:00 -
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Originally by: Maa Ku CCP alt detected.
No, I am fairly confident that a CCP would at least try to pretend that the twice daily poutpouring of angst and nerd rage was misguided but rational.
I won't even pretend that much.
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: vasuul go biomass yourself
this thread serves no purpose other than to be a troll
Agreed. He should bio-mass himself in-game -and- in RL. CCP alt ****.
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Novak Sarin
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:18:00 -
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*YAWN* Fail troll
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OT Smithers
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:20:00 -
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Originally by: Arias Dren
Originally by: vasuul go biomass yourself
this thread serves no purpose other than to be a troll
Agreed. He should bio-mass himself in-game -and- in RL. CCP alt ****.
Shhhhhh.... There there little guy, it'll be okay, Daddy still loves you. Daddy will protect you from all the mean noobie bullies with their scary monacles and Quafe T-Shirts. And if you're a good boy and stop crying maybe Daddy will take you to the toy store and get you a nice shiny Monacle of your own to play with.
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Aramatheia
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:21:00 -
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Edited by: Aramatheia on 27/06/2011 17:21:28
Quote: Geez this new player base of yours aint to bright CCCP.
"CCCP"
in soviet russia...
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OT Smithers
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: robbyx That was last week dumba$$...
Geez this new player base of yours aint to bright CCCP.
I do applogize, it's so hard to keep up! Fill me in please: what IS the poutrage of the day? Show me on the doll where the mean developer touched you.
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Amber Villaneous
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: OT Smithers
Originally by: robbyx That was last week dumba$$...
Geez this new player base of yours aint to bright CCCP.
I do applogize, it's so hard to keep up! Fill me in please: what IS the poutrage of the day? Show me on the doll where the mean developer touched you.
The outrage of the day is WOW playing tards like you that don't understand reality.
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OT Smithers
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:33:00 -
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Originally by: Amber Villaneous The outrage of the day is WOW playing tards like you that don't understand reality.
Yes my Emo friend, the world IS a vampire and no one understands your pain.
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Nuit Aerin
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:35:00 -
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You have some serious issues, dude.
Now tell us more, it's entertaining.
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visableone
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:39:00 -
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Edited by: visableone on 27/06/2011 17:40:17
Originally by: Snake Scofield Todays outrage is how McDonalds Big Mac's keep getting smaller.
thank fc-uk,. im not the only one who thinks so,.... its outragous!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMZ soooo madz ight noa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and what happened to the salt on fries?????? i want my SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OT Smithers
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:41:00 -
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Originally by: visableone Edited by: visableone on 27/06/2011 17:40:17
Originally by: Snake Scofield Todays outrage is how McDonalds Big Mac's keep getting smaller.
thank fc-uk,. im not the only one who thinks so,.... its outragous!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMZ soooo madz ight noa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and what happened to the salt on fries?????? i want my SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vive la Big Mac Resistance!
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OT Smithers
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Nuit Aerin You have some serious issues, dude.
And you cry more than the Boyscouts I keep in my basement!
SUGGESTION TO CCP: DUCT TAPE!
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SasRipper
H A V O C Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2011.06.27 18:00:00 -
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RAGE!!!!!!!! The monocle files |
Discrodia
Gallente Symbiosis International Moose Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.27 18:01:00 -
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-2/10
Originally by: anonymous WE JUST DID SCIENCE!
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Xeln Quuzg
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Posted - 2011.06.27 18:02:00 -
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Originally by: Snake Scofield Todays outrage is how McDonalds Big Mac's keep getting smaller.
THAT is what i'm talking about. wtf is up with that??
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Ruze Ahkor'Murkon
Amarr No Applicable Corporation
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Posted - 2011.06.27 18:09:00 -
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It made me chuckle. Very close approximation of how I feel about last weeks forum warriors.
Posts by Ruze Ahkor'Murkon and Ruze |
Sumos Tigerclaw
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2011.06.27 18:50:00 -
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All these trolls trolling make me RAAAAGGGEEEE!!!!
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visableone
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Posted - 2011.06.27 19:02:00 -
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So bringing the thread back to the real issue here...
why the hell can't a get a Mcsausage and egg Mcmuffin after 10:30, but i can get a undersized McbigMcMac at anytime ??
and tell me if this annoys you too,...
so i approch the Mcemployee,
ME: 'Mcbigmac meal please'
Mcemployee: 'what drink would you like with that' he replies
ME: 'fanta'
Mcemployeee: 'still or fizzy?'
ME: 'no i want fanta,. still would just be orange juice'
Mcemployee 'so do you want still or fizzy?'
ME: 'fc-uk it, im going to Mcbugerking'
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Shigeru Potatomoto
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Posted - 2011.06.27 19:35:00 -
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There's a bunch of people shooting a statue outside. RAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEE!!!!!
I just found out CCP makes games for money instead of for the gratification of nerds. RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEE!!!!
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SciWolf
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Posted - 2011.06.27 19:38:00 -
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Edited by: SciWolf on 27/06/2011 19:38:25
Originally by: robbyx That was last week dumba$$...
Geez this new player base of yours aint to bright CCCP.
Seems like its their new public... I choose that word cause only public can be set up like they did it with their worthy customers.
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