Bek Thyron
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Posted - 2011.06.19 04:00:00 -
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Edited by: Bek Thyron on 19/06/2011 04:04:21 1. Lazyness None so far.
2. Knew the risk but did it anyway. 600m Tengu, not much. Alt scouts 3 systems ahead, main follows if the route is clear. Somehow the guys manage to ****camp a gate JUST BEFORE the main jumps. I jump. See **** hits the fan. See Drones, a lot of...they decloak me as i align...broadsword locks me, POOF! there goes my tengu and my pod
3. Afk "Lol @the frigs, im gonna get...heeeey sweet GF is unclothed" - in this one mission, where the big spawns are timed. - Drake, t2 fitted (yeah, was a lot of isk for ME back then)
4. Barely awake. WH life. Scanned new static, scanned the farm system, which was full of sigs - more then 60 sigs, combat sites not counted. All this after 8hrs of work, i was already tired. Scanned for two hours, got really dizzy. Warp back to my POS - What the ****, WHY IS MY SHIELD ON 52%? Oh wait there are 3 BSes and assorted cruisers shooting at the POS. Oh well. I am stronted, and i cant do nothing, have fun guys. Idiots like me doubleklick when they are tired. My little Covops flies out of the shield as i logoff. POOF covops + pod.
5. Drunk (Beer mostly. Sometimes white rum. Sometimes JSger) Countless drakes + caracals. "Heeeey guuuuys, here is a drake, just jumped i tackle him...hey guys, DO NOT WARP TO ME DO NOT WARP TO ME fleet just jumped in GUYS GUYS AARGHHH *static* "I thought you said JUMP ON ARRIVAL" "What? Gatefire? I can tank it! And this Brutix too, and his dro...*boom*" "YOU GUYS ARE PUSSIES LOOK I TACKLE HIM AND THEN YOU JUMP oh wait jammed scrammed *boom*" "LOL i can target gates (highsec) WOOOPS fingerslipped f1 *BOOM*" Yes, i should not drink if i pretend to pvp. My W/R ratio is 29:2, i think. Whatever, as long i have fun at it
6. Wife/GF aggro None, she played Eve for a while. I posted this somewhere already, but it is funny, so here it goes again: *ringringring* "Yeah...uh, hi, whats up? - What are you doing right now? - Playing eve, just some lowsec exploration, with my new nice tengu + Bek scanning...just evaded a gatecamp, think the guys are chasing me, heh. - WHAT THE ****! DOCK UP OF CLOAK UP IN A SAFE! I dont want to hear you *****ing about ship losses again, not as long you can make me responsible for it."
7. General fail. Corp declares war on a "carebear corp". Two days later, the guys show up with a gang of battlecruisers + some cruisers. I die a fiery painful death because i tried to shoot at the myrm. FAIL. 2nd account undocks, warps to the gate, get bumped, scoops the loot from the first wreck, scrammed...fck, what now? "I WILL DIE ANYWAYS SO LETS DO IT WITH HONOR! *target the cruisers and shoot 2 of them*"
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***Thank you all, i got enough corpses for now :-)***)
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