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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.05 00:37:00 -
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Edited by: Xenuria on 05/06/2011 00:39:17 Edited by: Xenuria on 05/06/2011 00:38:44 I Darviela Maravarona Officially Declare that I will put an end to GoonSwarm Federation & The Something Awful Forums
I have spent many months learning for myself firsthand what has become of a once great nation. To my dismay they have all fallen from grace. None of them are worthy.
It is in this thread that I announce my campaign against GoonSwarm Federation and the Something Awful Forums. Collateral damage will as usual be avoided if at all possible.
Several Billion Low Orbit Ion Cannons are moving into position and preparing for a brutal assault many times worse then any previous attack.
My spies and sleeper agents will be awoken with the phrase "Apotheosis Indubitably".
Even as I post this thread the gears are turning in a monstrous machination of meta-cognitive mastery and subterfuge. A well oiled machine of old that will rise once again to serve Darviela Maravarona Queen of /b/! You can offer me no greater pleasure no grander joy then to resist and try to fight what is inevitable.
There is still a chance for redemption however. If you wish to be spared my judgment then post in this thread and make an offering Glorious Marcabia!
Make an offering of isk or plex to the Marcabian War Effort.
All those who do not bow down now will be drowned out in an ungodly hellfire of catastrophic and biblical proportions.
- Darviela Maravarona Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Manda Rin
Minmatar Sexy Thoughts
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Posted - 2011.06.05 00:40:00 -
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Enjoy your move to OOPE
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.05 00:42:00 -
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Originally by: Manda Rin Enjoy your move to OOPE
This thread is not suited there. This is a thread about criminal activity inside eve, it is also about the punishment I shall visit upon them.
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Creepy Goat
Collateral.
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Posted - 2011.06.05 00:48:00 -
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Nobody cares. ----
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Crias Taylor
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.05 00:58:00 -
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I care.
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Bud Johnson
Broski Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.06.05 01:18:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria Edited by: Xenuria on 05/06/2011 00:39:17 Edited by: Xenuria on 05/06/2011 00:38:44 I Darviela Maravarona Officially Declare that I will put an end to GoonSwarm Federation & The Something Awful Forums
I have spent many months learning for myself firsthand what has become of a once great nation. To my dismay they have all fallen from grace. None of them are worthy.
It is in this thread that I announce my campaign against GoonSwarm Federation and the Something Awful Forums. Collateral damage will as usual be avoided if at all possible.
Several Billion Low Orbit Ion Cannons are moving into position and preparing for a brutal assault many times worse then any previous attack.
My spies and sleeper agents will be awoken with the phrase "Apotheosis Indubitably".
Even as I post this thread the gears are turning in a monstrous machination of meta-cognitive mastery and subterfuge. A well oiled machine of old that will rise once again to serve Darviela Maravarona Queen of /b/! You can offer me no greater pleasure no grander joy then to resist and try to fight what is inevitable.
There is still a chance for redemption however. If you wish to be spared my judgment then post in this thread and make an offering Glorious Marcabia!
Make an offering of isk or plex to the Marcabian War Effort.
All those who do not bow down now will be drowned out in an ungodly hellfire of catastrophic and biblical proportions.
- Darviela Maravarona Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Your pasta is p stale bro.
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.05 01:26:00 -
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Originally by: Bud Johnson
Originally by: Xenuria Edited by: Xenuria on 05/06/2011 00:39:17 Edited by: Xenuria on 05/06/2011 00:38:44 I Darviela Maravarona Officially Declare that I will put an end to GoonSwarm Federation & The Something Awful Forums
I have spent many months learning for myself firsthand what has become of a once great nation. To my dismay they have all fallen from grace. None of them are worthy.
It is in this thread that I announce my campaign against GoonSwarm Federation and the Something Awful Forums. Collateral damage will as usual be avoided if at all possible.
Several Billion Low Orbit Ion Cannons are moving into position and preparing for a brutal assault many times worse then any previous attack.
My spies and sleeper agents will be awoken with the phrase "Apotheosis Indubitably".
Even as I post this thread the gears are turning in a monstrous machination of meta-cognitive mastery and subterfuge. A well oiled machine of old that will rise once again to serve Darviela Maravarona Queen of /b/! You can offer me no greater pleasure no grander joy then to resist and try to fight what is inevitable.
There is still a chance for redemption however. If you wish to be spared my judgment then post in this thread and make an offering Glorious Marcabia!
Make an offering of isk or plex to the Marcabian War Effort.
All those who do not bow down now will be drowned out in an ungodly hellfire of catastrophic and biblical proportions.
- Darviela Maravarona Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
Your pasta is p stale bro.
This aint pasta.. This is OC in the CnP.
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Corina's Bodyguard
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Posted - 2011.06.05 01:29:00 -
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Technically, the Something Awful forums are out of pod.
And this is... meh.
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Velocity Prime
Misfit Toys Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.06.05 01:45:00 -
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Edited by: Velocity Prime on 05/06/2011 01:46:04 Fare thee well on thine quest sir knight.
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.05 01:50:00 -
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As is my custom I will offer a riddle that will illuminate part of my masterful plan.
"What is a goon to a goblin?"
Now now... If you should solve this please send please do not spoil it for the others...
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Aerion Va'rr
The Priesthood The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.06.05 01:57:00 -
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I missed you claiming responsibility for IT & the North.
Nice to see the insignificant are still.. insignificant.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2011.06.05 03:03:00 -
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Wait, wat about your career in modelling?
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Merrik Talorra
Northstar Cabal Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.06.05 03:36:00 -
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Stop it.
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.05 04:10:00 -
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Originally by: Aerion Va'rr I missed you claiming responsibility for IT & the North.
Nice to see the insignificant are still.. insignificant.
I never claimed responsibility because truly I had little to do with them and their downfall. They were never part of the Autistic Final Solution. So I guess it's kind of a positive thing that they ended up the way they did.
I would only ever claim responsibility for something I was not responsible for if it served a constructive purpose. So far I have yet to encounter an opportunity that it would.
On that note this thread is a way of me claiming responsibility for the spectacular downfall of those sperging sputter spouts the goons!
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Singeabooty Raj
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Posted - 2011.06.05 06:51:00 -
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Second time have posted in a Lord Xenu thread - tbh my skin creeped 1st time, this time was the same. Need to shower now.
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Mutnin
Amarr Mutineers
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Posted - 2011.06.05 07:00:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria As is my custom I will offer a riddle that will illuminate part of my masterful plan.
"What is a goon to a goblin?"
Now now... If you should solve this please send please do not spoil it for the others...
r You are going to kill them with Hobgoblins.. Nerf drones CCP they appear to be OP..
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SaltyandSweet
Amarr Spiritus Draconis
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Posted - 2011.06.05 08:14:00 -
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Edited by: SaltyandSweet on 05/06/2011 08:15:51
Originally by: Xenuria As is my custom I will offer a riddle that will illuminate part of my masterful plan.
"What is a goon to a goblin?"
Now now... If you should solve this please send please do not spoil it for the others...
Can you stop being such an unoriginal *** and not quote lil Wayne songs thanks......
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.05 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: SaltyandSweet Edited by: SaltyandSweet on 05/06/2011 08:15:51
Originally by: Xenuria As is my custom I will offer a riddle that will illuminate part of my masterful plan.
"What is a goon to a goblin?"
Now now... If you should solve this please send please do not spoil it for the others...
Can you stop being such an unoriginal *** and not quote lil Wayne songs thanks......
any references to famous rhyme talkers is unintentional. I am not going to call it a "song" because that implies that Rhyme Talkers make something worthy of being called music. However I assure you any similarities are unintentional. Your signature is too large. Maximum permitted signature size is 24,000 bytes. Spitfire Vote Support For Great Justice |
Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.06.05 13:07:00 -
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Originally by: Manda Rin Enjoy your move to OOPE
You mean lock. LOIC is very illegal. I can't heal stupid
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.05 13:12:00 -
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Edited by: Xenuria on 05/06/2011 13:15:00 Edited by: Xenuria on 05/06/2011 13:14:34
Originally by: Aiwha
Originally by: Manda Rin Enjoy your move to OOPE
You mean lock. LOIC is very illegal.
So your telling me if I take a set of words and compress them into a smaller word using only the first letter of each word, it is suddenly illegal?
Interesting...
So... if I say "Funny Unicorns Cuddling Kindly" that's perfectly legal.. But if I then say "****" that's illegal? Oh...
I see what you did thar...
On that note if you thought Mariposa was huge wait till you see this. Your signature is too large. Maximum permitted signature size is 24,000 bytes. Spitfire Vote Support For Great Justice |
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.06.05 15:24:00 -
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So much hate for the cute, innocent lil' goonies. And what about the Something Awful forums, they're great for staying in touch with your family, lille nieces etc. OP is such a horrible horrible mean person. -
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.05 16:27:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth So much hate for the cute, innocent lil' goonies. And what about the Something Awful forums, they're great for staying in touch with your family, lille nieces etc. OP is such a horrible horrible mean person.
Everything that was ever good about the SA forums is now gone or drowned out by the influx of hipsters and summer***s.
Goonswarm is no different. They shall all face retribution. Your signature is too large. Maximum permitted signature size is 24,000 bytes. Spitfire Vote Support For Great Justice |
Enik3
Crimson Empire. Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.06.05 18:55:00 -
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Edited by: Enik3 on 05/06/2011 18:55:53 Edited by: Enik3 on 05/06/2011 18:55:12
Originally by: Misanth Everything that was ever good about the SA forums is now gone or drowned out by the influx of hipsters and summer***s.
Yup. I had an account and used to enjoy it quite a bit. Then the biggest tools and cat lady types were made moderators. And yikes, it went downhill fast.
The first time I saw a 'post your picture' thread I knew that Goons were "special".
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.05 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Enik3 Edited by: Enik3 on 05/06/2011 18:55:53 Edited by: Enik3 on 05/06/2011 18:55:12
Originally by: Misanth Everything that was ever good about the SA forums is now gone or drowned out by the influx of hipsters and summer***s.
Yup. I had an account and used to enjoy it quite a bit. Then the biggest tools and cat lady types were made moderators. And yikes, it went downhill fast.
The first time I saw a 'post your picture' thread I knew that Goons were "special".
The mitt is the biggest tool of them all. Did you listen to that audio were he says he was going to hire private investigators to find out who did the DDoS? Lowl. Your signature is too large. Maximum permitted signature size is 24,000 bytes. Spitfire Vote Support For Great Justice |
Azulia Lyn Pulsar
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Posted - 2011.06.05 20:19:00 -
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You have my sword.
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Maximillian Triton
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.06.05 20:41:00 -
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Xenuria, I can't believe you are still alive, let alone allowed to post still. As for the goons, good luck, yer gonna need it.
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.05 20:42:00 -
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Originally by: Maximillian Triton Xenuria, I can't believe you are still alive, let alone allowed to post still. As for the goons, good luck, yer gonna need it.
How so they already almost destroyed themselves years ago when they forgot to pay their sov bills. If they automatically fail without outside influence that should mean my job is going to be easy. Your signature is too large. Maximum permitted signature size is 24,000 bytes. Spitfire Vote Support For Great Justice |
EnderCapitalG
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.05 20:47:00 -
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Huh.
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.06.06 00:21:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria Edited by: Xenuria on 05/06/2011 13:15:00 Edited by: Xenuria on 05/06/2011 13:14:34
Originally by: Aiwha
Originally by: Manda Rin Enjoy your move to OOPE
You mean lock. LOIC is very illegal.
So your telling me if I take a set of words and compress them into a smaller word using only the first letter of each word, it is suddenly illegal?
Interesting...
So... if I say "Funny Unicorns Cuddling Kindly" that's perfectly legal.. But if I then say "****" that's illegal? Oh...
I see what you did thar...
On that note if you thought Mariposa was huge wait till you see this.
I think CCP would be quite adverse to you discussing a DDOS client on their forums. I can't heal stupid
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Nariya Kentaya
Global Mining Operation OmniTech Initiative
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Posted - 2011.06.06 01:19:00 -
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Edited by: Nariya Kentaya on 06/06/2011 01:20:32 Xenuria, why do you still even make threads? perhaps if you spent more time in game, and less time trolling forums. you could become some shadow of your delusion that is power, I mean really, you dont cause nuthin', no one believes you when you claim anything, hell, if someone really had the "abilities" you speak of having, they wouldn't advertise, because that hurts their power. ALSO, you will never accomplish anything in EVE, EVER. first and foremost reason being, to be successful, someone must be willing to follow you, and at this point, i think even your alts hate you.
*edited for spelling, sorta, didnt care to proofread too much, better things to do then feed Xenuria's troll-ego*
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