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JimmySav
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Posted - 2005.02.15 01:45:00 -
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ATUK have announced a scaling back of operational training exercises Operation Goatse, and Operation Enduring Fountain, as ATUK Lawyers shocked the corporation directors with news of an underhanded breach of trading regulations and a dreadful smear on the good name of Arcane Technologies.
The Alliance Firmus Ixion, known to many simply as Fix, which of course it is well known Jimmy himself inspired, have taken into the fold a rogue corporation calling itself, Arcane Industries.
In a clear attempt to earn credit from the good name ATUK have built for themselves on the hard work and blood of its pilots, this corporation have jumped on the Arcane bandwagon and are riding hard.
They are in for a rough ride however, as lawyers issued a "Cease and Desist Order" (in laymans terms...their ships will soon cease to be, and their pilots will start to desist from PVP) on them, and war was declared with Firmus Ixion.
ATUK are hoping for a swift resolution to this problem and warn Firmus not to hire any more glory grabbing corps. Rumours abound that "Miaow" were applying as well "The Collection".
Jimmy does the fixing around this Universe, and ATUK are THE Arcane Corp.
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Nez Perces
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Posted - 2005.02.15 01:49:00 -
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Edited by: Nez Perces on 15/02/2005 01:57:46
See, thats actually quite amusing best reason for declaring a war I've ever seen. Maybe Lallente should take notes
P.S who or what is "miaow", apart from the sound felines make ??
P.S #2 See you in court
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Nez Perces
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Posted - 2005.02.15 01:57:00 -
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Edited by: Nez Perces on 15/02/2005 01:57:06
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DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2005.02.15 05:47:00 -
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lol, awesome
_____________________________________ Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning. "Can I be a consultant for EVE II?" - WhiteDwarf |
Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2005.02.15 06:35:00 -
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----------- "Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!" Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Razor Jaxx
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Posted - 2005.02.15 06:47:00 -
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I am sure Jimmy and his gang of merciless ATUK lawyer sharks have already flooded FIX with an abundance of "Habeas Corpus".
Which in ATUK latin law parlance means, "we'll have your corpses".
And so they will.
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Rthor
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Posted - 2005.02.15 06:47:00 -
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Edited by: Rthor on 15/02/2005 06:47:10 miaow is digi's corp kitty alts
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Cardassius
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Posted - 2005.02.15 08:37:00 -
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Rofl, eat your heart out Rig0r ;)
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fugazii
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Posted - 2005.02.15 10:02:00 -
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pretty short in fountain, didnt get the results u hoped for?
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Cartiff
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Posted - 2005.02.15 11:41:00 -
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Its like the small nerdy kid in school getting a good kicking, and everyone nearby putting the slipper in as well.
Little guy never gets a break lol
Seriously, nice reason, but you gotta feel got the FiX guys, their facing a **** load of pvpers atm, overkill is word I'd use.
Cartiff, CEO Euphoria Released NBSI 4TW
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Mindlles
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Posted - 2005.02.15 11:44:00 -
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Jimmy your commander still owe me 15milj since a bet that toke place 2 weeks ago, And he lost, Havent seen anny isk yet??
Name is Stizum someithng.. And btw perhaps we can call it equal then? Our member corp acrane can still use its name and you guys make a new. Would it not be even then?
*oh good you guys hate me now*
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Saladin
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Posted - 2005.02.15 11:59:00 -
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This is shocking to say the least. I always thought that Arcane Industries was the manufacturing/mining division of ATUK. |
JimmySav
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Posted - 2005.02.15 12:09:00 -
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Originally by: Saladin This is shocking to say the least. I always thought that Arcane Industries was the manufacturing/mining division of ATUK.
exactly why action must be taken..... Its a disgarceful situation.
As for this 'bet' I'll ask stiz....
Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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Aneu Angellus
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Posted - 2005.02.15 12:13:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav
Originally by: Saladin This is shocking to say the least. I always thought that Arcane Industries was the manufacturing/mining division of ATUK.
exactly why action must be taken..... Its a disgarceful situation.
As for this 'bet' I'll ask stiz....
Its 'Disgraceful' i think...
Ohh and Stan r teh noobeh. ________________ Aneu Angellus Vengeance Of The Fallen - WolfPack Military Captain
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Sassinak
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Posted - 2005.02.15 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: Mindlles Jimmy your commander still owe me 15milj since a bet that toke place 2 weeks ago, And he lost, Havent seen anny isk yet??
Name is Stizum someithng.. And btw perhaps we can call it equal then? Our member corp acrane can still use its name and you guys make a new. Would it not be even then?
*oh good you guys hate me now*
Ban TBH.
I bet it was a imposter from that Arcane Industries corp...
Id take it up with those guys ¼_¼ Sass Arcane Technologies |
ElectroSister4
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Posted - 2005.02.15 12:32:00 -
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Sweeeet
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"Its better to burn out then to fade away" - Kurgan
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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2005.02.15 13:43:00 -
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Masta <3 Atuk's funny posts
I laughed hard that post by either Noob Scriptor or Jimmy where they mixed the statement with whether various parties liked Harry Potter or not, it was hilarious --------------------------------------
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Ubijalec
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Posted - 2005.02.15 14:04:00 -
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Jimmy I think you need help not Fix.
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Heine Shaver
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Posted - 2005.02.15 14:07:00 -
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Originally by: Saladin This is shocking to say the least. I always thought that Arcane Industries was the manufacturing/mining division of ATUK.
They aren't the mining division of ATUK?
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Abigail Sebastian
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Posted - 2005.02.15 14:29:00 -
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Edited by: Abigail Sebastian on 15/02/2005 14:30:08
Originally by: Heine Shaver
Originally by: Saladin This is shocking to say the least. I always thought that Arcane Industries was the manufacturing/mining division of ATUK.
They aren't the mining division of ATUK?
Correct, they are NOT.
------------------------------- Sebastian Arcane Technologies
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2005.02.15 15:41:00 -
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As FIX's self-appointed political, religious and law advisor, I feel it is my duty to dismantle this post to it's core and analyze what really IS going on here.
Originally by: JimmySav ATUK have announced a scaling back of operational training exercises Operation Goatse, and Operation Enduring Fountain, as ATUK Lawyers shocked the corporation directors with news of an underhanded breach of trading regulations(1) and a dreadful smear on the good name of Arcane Technologies.
The Alliance Firmus Ixion, known to many simply as Fix, which of course it is well known Jimmy himself inspired, have taken into the fold(2) a rogue corporation calling itself, Arcane Industries.
In a clear attempt to earn credit from the good name ATUK have built for themselves on the hard work and blood of its pilots, this corporation have jumped on the Arcane bandwagon and are riding hard.(3)
They are in for a rough ride however, as lawyers issued a "Cease and Desist Order"(4) (in laymans terms...their ships will soon cease to be, and their pilots will start to desist from PVP) on them, and war was declared with Firmus Ixion.
ATUK are hoping for a swift resolution to this problem and warn Firmus not to hire any more glory grabbing corps. Rumours abound that "Miaow" were applying as well "The Collection".
Jimmy does the fixing(5) around this Universe, and ATUK are THE Arcane Corp.
- I was going to say something smart and scathing and lawyery, but I couldn't think of anything.
- As ATuk should be aware of, there are no hillsides or dales in any of FIX's occupied regions.
- Bandwagon Experts agree that your bandwagon does not meet the standard requirements for Bandwagonhood, due to the lack of band, and wagon. Furthermore, your comment that Arcane Industries are 'riding hard' can be viewed as sexually explicit in some far-away cultures, and is therefore inappropriate.
- FiX has already Ceased Desisting. This is moot.
- Mind if you check my kitchen sink? It howls unnervingly every time someone turns on the hot water.
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PhasmaNL
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Posted - 2005.02.15 15:59:00 -
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Arcane Industries [ARIN] lawyers have decided to look in to the matter and have consulted with the Gallente Federation Patents and Trademark Office (G.F.P.T.O.) located at Ladistier VI - Moon 4 - President Bureau. This is what they had to say:
Quote:
As a civil servant, appointed by Souro Foiritan, President of the Gallente Federation, I have come the the conclusion that the word arcane can not be federally registered with the Gallente Patents and Trademark Office. The word arcane is understood or known by only a few, which violates Section 2 of the Trademark Act (15 G.F.P.T.O. º1052). All further applications on registering trademarks concerning the word arcane will be rejected.
Voge Yolalie, G.F.P.T.O.
----------- FIX Diplomat, FIX Councillor & Arcane Industries [ARIN] CEO
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Mindlles
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Posted - 2005.02.15 16:06:00 -
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well i have to give the post one of the best i read so far, this is actully quite amusing. heheh
still laughs,
/e
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Scythmar
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Posted - 2005.02.15 16:13:00 -
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Absolutely rediculous reason to go to war...beautiful...just beautiful.
--------------- I guarantee that my opinions are the complete opposite of those of my corp and alliance. Get over it. |
Svabbi k
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Posted - 2005.02.15 16:22:00 -
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Classic, as always
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Mrissa Easeah
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Posted - 2005.02.15 17:01:00 -
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You think Arcane Industries/Arcane Technologies is confusing and misleading?!
I've been director of -BoB- for almost a year and a half! Furthermore, Band of Builder's predecessor corp founded by the same person almost 2 years ago, subsidiary of 'The Minmatar Empire', was 'Band of Brothers'.
You'd be surprised how many people -lock- me thinking I'm part of BoB ... alliance ... coalition ... group ... thingie.
*Mrissa turns to yell at Dashi to stop shooting her can, then thinks of the inuendo that implies and stops herself.*
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Raith
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Posted - 2005.02.15 17:59:00 -
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JimmySav is BLATENTLY the best poster in EVE - he makes me ***** up everytime I read his work :) Kudos ________________________________________________________
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Valdi
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Posted - 2005.02.15 23:51:00 -
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I knew it ! ATUK are drug addicts :D.. the just gotta get their FIX... Anyways have fun kickin ass ATUK :D --- We just came to crush...
Director of Recruitment
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MadGaz
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Posted - 2005.02.16 00:21:00 -
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May the best Arcane win?? ------------------------------------------
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Percivs
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Posted - 2005.02.16 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: Raem Civrie As FIX's self-appointed political, religious and law advisor, I feel it is my duty to dismantle this post to it's core and analyze what really IS going on here.
Originally by: JimmySav ATUK have announced a scaling back of operational training exercises Operation Goatse, and Operation Enduring Fountain, as ATUK Lawyers shocked the corporation directors with news of an underhanded breach of trading regulations(1) and a dreadful smear on the good name of Arcane Technologies.
The Alliance Firmus Ixion, known to many simply as Fix, which of course it is well known Jimmy himself inspired, have taken into the fold(2) a rogue corporation calling itself, Arcane Industries.
In a clear attempt to earn credit from the good name ATUK have built for themselves on the hard work and blood of its pilots, this corporation have jumped on the Arcane bandwagon and are riding hard.(3)
They are in for a rough ride however, as lawyers issued a "Cease and Desist Order"(4) (in laymans terms...their ships will soon cease to be, and their pilots will start to desist from PVP) on them, and war was declared with Firmus Ixion.
ATUK are hoping for a swift resolution to this problem and warn Firmus not to hire any more glory grabbing corps. Rumours abound that "Miaow" were applying as well "The Collection".
Jimmy does the fixing(5) around this Universe, and ATUK are THE Arcane Corp.
- I was going to say something smart and scathing and lawyery, but I couldn't think of anything.
- As ATuk should be aware of, there are no hillsides or dales in any of FIX's occupied regions.
- Bandwagon Experts agree that your bandwagon does not meet the standard requirements for Bandwagonhood, due to the lack of band, and wagon. Furthermore, your comment that Arcane Industries are 'riding hard' can be viewed as sexually explicit in some far-away cultures, and is therefore inappropriate.
- FiX has already Ceased Desisting. This is moot.
- Mind if you check my kitchen sink? It howls unnervingly every time someone turns on the hot water.
My boss told me to get off the forums, I couldn't do my job, I was laughing so hard. --- "All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field" - A.E. |
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