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Lady Lazy
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.04.30 02:11:00 -
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Originally by: Tekedo
Originally by: Lady Lazy
Agreed - Bacon Grease is the best lube for the job also
i prefer this
Can we try it out together? x
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Tekedo
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Posted - 2011.04.30 02:13:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Lady Lazy
Originally by: Tekedo
Originally by: Lady Lazy
Agreed - Bacon Grease is the best lube for the job also
i prefer this
Can we try it out together? x
sure i am cheap as ****, too
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2011.04.30 02:20:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Tekedo
Originally by: Lady Lazy
Originally by: Tekedo
Originally by: Lady Lazy
Agreed - Bacon Grease is the best lube for the job also
i prefer this
Can we try it out together? x
sure i am cheap as ****, too
Why do everybody else have fun time but I miss. Not fair.
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Tekedo
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Posted - 2011.04.30 02:26:00 -
[94]
Edited by: Tekedo on 30/04/2011 02:30:08
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Why do everybody else have fun time but I miss. Not fair.
babe, i can already tell you are my kind of ****.
that is you would be if you wouldnt be some dude in a internet spaceships game
but i must say your avatar pic is a true masterpiece. she looks both intrigued and terrified by the presance of a humongous **** and coupled with the unique and very apt character name this creates a illusion of intense sexyness in a i-paid-40bucks sense which is really classy and stylish.
if this would be facebook or the new crappy forum i would press "i like"
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2011.04.30 02:38:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Tekedo Edited by: Tekedo on 30/04/2011 02:30:08
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Why do everybody else have fun time but I miss. Not fair.
babe, i can already tell you are my kind of ****.
that is you would be if you wouldnt be some dude in a internet spaceships game
but i must say your avatar pic is a true masterpiece. she looks both intrigued and terrified by the presance of a humongous **** and coupled with the unique and very apt character name this creates a illusion of intense sexyness in a i-paid-40bucks sense which is really classy and stylish.
if this would be facebook or the new crappy forum i would press "i like"
♥
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2011.05.01 15:43:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Originally by: Tekedo Edited by: Tekedo on 30/04/2011 02:30:08
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Why do everybody else have fun time but I miss. Not fair.
babe, i can already tell you are my kind of ****.
that is you would be if you wouldnt be some dude in a internet spaceships game
but i must say your avatar pic is a true masterpiece. she looks both intrigued and terrified by the presance of a humongous **** and coupled with the unique and very apt character name this creates a illusion of intense sexyness in a i-paid-40bucks sense which is really classy and stylish.
if this would be facebook or the new crappy forum i would press "i like"
♥
I am actually female.
My name is Beth, 22, Petite, Athletic, Blonde Hair, Auburn Eyes and I have a Killer Smile.
Am the RL sister of a well known player / pirate in the game (or so he tells me).
Has got me playing Eve.
He informed me that Xenuria was a bad egg and that the best community forum was C&P.
In any case my BF is out of town on business atm and I am feeling promiscuous (giggles) ♥.
I am a nice girl but being naughty is in my nature and I am wicked in the bed chamber.
I still need some venture capital to get my operations up and running so here is what I am offering.
Send me 50m isk and you get a link to a basic but sensual pic of me and my assets.
This works on an incremental scale so the more isk you send the more sensual the pics get \O/.
Put it this way anything 500m isk and above and you hit the jackpot Baby.
Hope to see my wallet flashing soon.
Luv, BBL x
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Xenuria
Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.02 16:27:00 -
[97]
Bad egg?
More like Gold Egg, amirite?
Seriously though... I am not lady spank... Julian is just a huge troll who wants to be cool.
Just because the image dose not appear that is was edited in any way dose not mean it was not edited... You can very easily open up the shooped image in notepad and then remove any headers or indication that the image was edited in any kind of program.
So do not buy into this ruse..I am not lady spank.
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Owen Drakkar
Mean Corp Mean Coalition
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Posted - 2011.05.02 19:54:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Originally by: Tekedo Edited by: Tekedo on 30/04/2011 02:30:08
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Why do everybody else have fun time but I miss. Not fair.
babe, i can already tell you are my kind of ****.
that is you would be if you wouldnt be some dude in a internet spaceships game
but i must say your avatar pic is a true masterpiece. she looks both intrigued and terrified by the presance of a humongous **** and coupled with the unique and very apt character name this creates a illusion of intense sexyness in a i-paid-40bucks sense which is really classy and stylish.
if this would be facebook or the new crappy forum i would press "i like"
♥
I am actually female.
My name is Beth, 22, Petite, Athletic, Blonde Hair, Auburn Eyes and I have a Killer Smile.
Am the RL sister of a well known player / pirate in the game (or so he tells me).
Has got me playing Eve.
He informed me that Xenuria was a bad egg and that the best community forum was C&P.
In any case my BF is out of town on business atm and I am feeling promiscuous (giggles) ♥.
I am a nice girl but being naughty is in my nature and I am wicked in the bed chamber.
I still need some venture capital to get my operations up and running so here is what I am offering.
Send me 50m isk and you get a link to a basic but sensual pic of me and my assets.
This works on an incremental scale so the more isk you send the more sensual the pics get \O/.
Put it this way anything 500m isk and above and you hit the jackpot Baby.
Hope to see my wallet flashing soon.
Luv, BBL x
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Rumsterestangen
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Posted - 2011.05.02 20:48:00 -
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I always thought xenuria was xenuria.. I mean, does she/he/it HAVE to be someone else then him/her/it anyways?
Also, one of you has to mate with it.. It might be the last of its kind, and we must save the endangered species.
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Xenuria
Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.02 22:47:00 -
[100]
Edited by: Xenuria on 02/05/2011 22:46:50
Originally by: Rumsterestangen I always thought xenuria was xenuria.. I mean, does she/he/it HAVE to be someone else then him/her/it anyways?
Also, one of you has to mate with it.. It might be the last of its kind, and we must save the endangered species.
I am the last of my kind and without a proper mate and Ritualistic donation of isk I can only lay eggs that are mere clones of myself. With a mate and the ritualistic donation of isk I can create new Hybrid Trolls with amazing and terrible trolling powers.
Trolls so effective and so majestic they can troll anything. They can troll so well that they can actually alter the physical properties of matter by trolling an object or piece of matter into thinking it is something else.
Steel can become gold Velators can become Avatars Water can become wine..
Jesus was not a avatar/deity he was just a master troll. Thats why the romans wanted to kill him..
Don't you understand now who I really am?
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Jullian Valdexron
Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.02 22:51:00 -
[101]
Edited by: Jullian Valdexron on 02/05/2011 22:51:45
Originally by: Xenuria Don't you understand now who I really am?
Oh I get it... Now you think your a descendant of Christ...
Sigh... Were did WE the eve community go terribly wrong in raising you and mentoring you so that you would become the messianic polymath who thinks herself a paragon of human potential?
I just want to know why you did it... Why did you try to manipulate me into uses corporation assets to fund your wild adventures? Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet |
TipsyMcStagger
Caldari Spruillo WarDec Corp
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Posted - 2011.05.02 23:06:00 -
[102]
Xenuria cant be spank cause ive seen them both in action
Xenuria takes so long researching opponents and strategy and writing mails the wars over b4 she comes to conclusions and hits undock.
Spank never docks, and runs around killing ppl with cheat codes and stuff all day long.
They should both be banned 4ever
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Boom Boom Longtime
the Pink Socking Kool Kids Klub
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Posted - 2011.05.02 23:32:00 -
[103]
There is a lot to pity here.
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Jullian Valdexron
Gallente Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.03 15:09:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime There is a lot to pity here.
thats would a spank alt would say!
Rest assured this is NOT OVER!
I have more evidence to bring forth to this thread. Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet |
Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.05.03 19:43:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime There is a lot to pity here.
thats would a spank alt would say!
I would have spelled Stocking correctly.
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Claudia Ramjet
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Posted - 2011.05.03 21:32:00 -
[106]
Can i join your corp please boom boom?
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Boom Boom Longtime
the Pink Socking Kool Kids Klub
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Posted - 2011.05.03 21:49:00 -
[107]
Originally by: Claudia Ramjet Can i join your corp please boom boom?
Hey sure recruitment is open.
I am most often drunk and horny and not training skills but alas great things can start from just one single spark.
I am regretting naming the corp "the Pink Socking Kool Kids Klub" and wished I had rolled with "the Pink Sockers" or "the Pink Socking Kool Kats Klub" but hey, hopefully the community accepts me for my qualities and not my beauty and posting prowess.
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TonyCandthejets
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2011.05.03 23:30:00 -
[108]
Soooo... Many... Alts...
Lucky for me I come from a very wealthy Telvanni family. Team Blue |
Boom Boom Longtime
the Pink Socking Kool Kids Klub
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Posted - 2011.05.04 07:20:00 -
[109]
Originally by: TonyCandthejets Soooo... Many... Alts...
Lucky for me I come from a very wealthy Telvanni family.
It was maybe just a dream....but were we dancing naked in a field with horses last night?
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Claudia Ramjet
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Posted - 2011.05.04 17:31:00 -
[110]
Originally by: TonyCandthejets Soooo... Many... Alts...
Lucky for me I come from a very wealthy Telvanni family.
hi tonycanthejets, your that guys that everyone shoots to pad their killboards?
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Camron Champagne
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.05.04 19:09:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Claudia Ramjet
Originally by: TonyCandthejets Soooo... Many... Alts...
Lucky for me I come from a very wealthy Telvanni family.
hi tonycanthejets, your that guys that everyone shoots to pad their killboards?
Lol Tony is the neighborhood KB good time. everyones had him in every way humanly possible on film
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TonyCandthejets
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2011.05.04 23:12:00 -
[112]
Edited by: TonyCandthejets on 04/05/2011 23:12:41
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Originally by: TonyCandthejets Soooo... Many... Alts...
Lucky for me I come from a very wealthy Telvanni family.
It was maybe just a dream....but were we dancing naked in a field with horses last night?
It IS possible.. My Autism born Apotheosis allows me all sorts of gratuities.. Namely the ability to become other people for a short period of time. It may seem that I have many alts but really when a major alliance empties out their wallet into my account its not because they want to do it..
It is because they have no choice they are being directly influenced by a power far greater then their mortal minds can comprehend.
The horses were unicorns of the Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet Land Ops Infantry. All our foot soldiers ride unicorns. When you were in this dream did you by chance gaze upon my entrancing and mesmorizingly morphic genitalia? Legend has it that if you gaze into the bizarre and lovecraftian region that is my "lady parts" you will be gifted with the divine disease. All those who seek to have the boon of autism try your luck at getting me naked so you can take a peek at the tendrilesk destiny of man kind. Team Blue |
Camron Champagne
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.05.04 23:20:00 -
[113]
Originally by: TonyCandthejets Edited by: TonyCandthejets on 04/05/2011 23:12:41
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Originally by: TonyCandthejets Soooo... Many... Alts...
Lucky for me I come from a very wealthy Telvanni family.
It was maybe just a dream....but were we dancing naked in a field with horses last night?
It IS possible.. My Autism born Apotheosis allows me all sorts of gratuities.. Namely the ability to become other people for a short period of time. It may seem that I have many alts but really when a major alliance empties out their wallet into my account its not because they want to do it..
It is because they have no choice they are being directly influenced by a power far greater then their mortal minds can comprehend.
The horses were unicorns of the Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet Land Ops Infantry. All our foot soldiers ride unicorns. When you were in this dream did you by chance gaze upon my entrancing and mesmorizingly morphic genitalia? Legend has it that if you gaze into the bizarre and lovecraftian region that is my "lady parts" you will be gifted with the divine disease. All those who seek to have the boon of autism try your luck at getting me naked so you can take a peek at the tendrilesk destiny of man kind.
^^ let this be a lesson kids on the dangers of substance abuse! This is what happens to you!
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TonyCandthejets
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2011.05.04 23:34:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Camron Champagne
Originally by: TonyCandthejets Edited by: TonyCandthejets on 04/05/2011 23:12:41
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Originally by: TonyCandthejets Soooo... Many... Alts...
Lucky for me I come from a very wealthy Telvanni family.
It was maybe just a dream....but were we dancing naked in a field with horses last night?
It IS possible.. My Autism born Apotheosis allows me all sorts of gratuities.. Namely the ability to become other people for a short period of time. It may seem that I have many alts but really when a major alliance empties out their wallet into my account its not because they want to do it..
It is because they have no choice they are being directly influenced by a power far greater then their mortal minds can comprehend.
The horses were unicorns of the Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet Land Ops Infantry. All our foot soldiers ride unicorns. When you were in this dream did you by chance gaze upon my entrancing and mesmorizingly morphic genitalia? Legend has it that if you gaze into the bizarre and lovecraftian region that is my "lady parts" you will be gifted with the divine disease. All those who seek to have the boon of autism try your luck at getting me naked so you can take a peek at the tendrilesk destiny of man kind.
^^ let this be a lesson kids on the dangers of substance abuse! This is what happens to you!
My consistent use of Dextro-amphetamine is of no consequence to my sanity or my mental state. It allows me to peer through the fog of uncertainty that you neuro-typicals are oh soo accustomed too. Without my medication I am but a catatonic shell of a human being.
The dosages I am on would kill any lesser person. My body has become attuned to the gentle drip of time released spansules of dexadrein. I am the sleeper awake and the dawn of superhuman!
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Boom Boom Longtime
the Pink Socking Kool Kids Klub
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Posted - 2011.05.05 00:28:00 -
[115]
This truly has descended into farce.
A monstrosity now beyond cognitive comprehension.
There is something grotesque here lurking deep within the shadows.
Overly fed and plump on scraps it should never have been thrown.
The circus has clearly rolled into town.
---------------- Wine and Wenches Empty Men's Purses.
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari Spruillo WarDec Corp
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Posted - 2011.05.05 03:14:00 -
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Originally by: TonyCandthejets
My consistent use of Dextro-amphetamine is of no consequence to my sanity or my mental state. It allows me to peer through the fog of uncertainty that you neuro-typicals are oh soo accustomed too. Without my medication I am but a catatonic shell of a human being.
The dosages I am on would kill any lesser person. My body has become attuned to the gentle drip of time released spansules of dexadrein. I am the sleeper awake and the dawn of superhuman!
When that bubble bursts he'll need a 24 step program.
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Boom Boom Longtime
the Pink Socking Kool Kids Klub
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Posted - 2011.05.05 13:39:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Jullian Valdexron
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime There is a lot to pity here.
thats would a spank alt would say!
Rest assured this is NOT OVER!
I have more evidence to bring forth to this thread.
I can picture Lord Xenu's ingestion of Dextro-amphetamines in a manner similar to how a rabid little squirrel on heat would gnaw violently at a chestnut between it's paws until only the crumbs on it's whiskers remained.
Thus fuelled by a furious burning desire for moar this process continues unabated until the mountain of meds has been decimated in likewise fashion as to how Augustus Gloop hoared the candy in the chocolate factory before his ultimate, but never the less predictable demise.
Unicorns, Morphic Genitalia and Apotheosis aside, this additional evidence you herald to bring forth to this thread had better come promptly as I can feel the gentle breeze of a door closing and the clink of keys ready to lock this truly woeful saga for good.
---------------- Wine and Wenches Empty Men's Purses.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.05.05 13:54:00 -
[118]
I did not have alts with that woman. -
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Buck Mahon
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.05.05 16:00:00 -
[119]
Wow seriously? You people actually do this day in and day out?
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.05.05 16:29:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Buck Mahon Wow seriously? You people actually do this day in and day out?
I thought the rumours were exagerated but this is just... beyond words.
Wait, there's rumours? Share plx. -
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