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Chlamydia Di Pellagra
Amarr Rookies Academy Rookie Empire
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:05:00 -
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This morning my gf caused me to die by destracting me on the phone, making me think my destravalger was actually my battlecruiser and causing me to be locked down and deshipped. This is the second time, mostly because 'hang on from your important point, I need to concentrate on my computer game' does not make for a happy relationship...
So, who holds the record for partner caused destruction? "Don't talk to me while I'm eating, your name puts me off my food." |
Benco97
Gallente Terraprobe Dynamics
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:17:00 -
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Not partner related but I've lost a ship due to a HUGE HAIRY SPIDER RUNNING ACROSS MY DESK. I literally launched myself and the chair away from the computer at mach 5 then stood on the chair shaking like one of those cartoon elephants when it sees a mouse.
I do not like spiders ______________________________________________
Originally by: P'uck
You're a DUMBASS - bold italic underline at the VERY LEAST.
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Danzig256k
Caldari Mortal Devastating Kin Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:19:00 -
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I've lost ships, chasing the kids around the house after they pulled some sort of stunt.. |
Rellik B00n
Lethal Death Squad
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:33:00 -
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[whiplash sound]
you people need to get your hoes in order!
Best way tbh is to draw a face on your hand and ask your missus to converse with it until you are somewhere safe.
. -IRON MIKE IS hi sec lolwarrior- |
Eyup Mi'duck
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:39:00 -
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I find it's not a problem if you live in hi-sec and courier dolls.
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Rasz Lin
Caldari Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:41:00 -
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I blew up once while playing FPS game, my GF decided to try if that will distract me from the action on the screen.
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Sealiah
Minmatar Coffee Lovers Brewing Club Care Factor
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:44:00 -
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Never. Yay for being able to shift your attention really fast from place to place.
And if she's doing something really disturbing, I just dock up / warp to a SS and cloak / warp to a pos, etc :)
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Canonical
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:47:00 -
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They unplugged the router to plug in a hairdryer
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Zarflax Zeeblebrox
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:48:00 -
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Phone calls in the middle of fleets are dangerous. I can't listen to the FC and the woman at the same time. |
Fujiko MaXjolt
Caldari ACME HARDWARE
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Posted - 2011.03.10 12:58:00 -
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After I explained the relationship between isk for plex and $$$ for plex, meaning there's an intrinsic (albeit elusive) value of isk as measured in realworld currency, and told her about how expensive the ships i fly in missions and pvp are, she always insists on me docking up before doing something for her, lol
But yeah, before then I've lost a few, rather expensive, ships to her distractions
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Zuper Zpy
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Posted - 2011.03.10 13:18:00 -
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"Just pause the game for a few minutes will you hon?" What a classic. The times I have thought of installing the computer in the crapper because of dire need and the innability to drop the game in an instant. Sometimes it can take up to 15 minutes before I can safely go afk and at that point let no woman,child or family pet stand in my way. When the goldfish got sick my wife gave me a filthy look and moved the bowl away from my computer;)
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Knobfer Jones
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Posted - 2011.03.10 13:19:00 -
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boobies win over spaceships any day of the week.
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Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
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Posted - 2011.03.10 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Danzig256k I've lost ships, chasing the kids around the house after they pulled some sort of stunt..
Oh yes..... That happened to me more than once. One of the last ships I lost was because our oldest daughter managed to collapse the internet connection by having two (!) browser games open, chatting on MSN and Hyves at the same time while watching something on You tube.... And of course, very teenage like, putting tha blame on me because I was playing a game so she didn't have the bandwidth......
My wife just asks me to dock or warp to a safe. That's ok with me, RL goes before game in my book. |
Zuper Zpy
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Posted - 2011.03.10 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: Knobfer Jones boobies win over spaceships any day of the week.
At almost 60 I think I choose the drake
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Dr Fighter
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Posted - 2011.03.10 13:21:00 -
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cross charge her for GTC to replace ships.
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Autaris Valaar
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Posted - 2011.03.10 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: Knobfer Jones boobies win over spaceships any day of the week.
But at what cost dear Sir? At what cost?
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Anslo
Eleutherian Guard
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Posted - 2011.03.10 14:15:00 -
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She doesn't. She's currently training to use a Pilgrim to pewpew with me and helping me with logistics on our PI stuff.
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.03.10 14:19:00 -
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Originally by: Knobfer Jones boobies win over spaceships any day of the week.
Meh when you've been married for 6 or 7 years, boobies can wait till you dock up :P They'll still be there in 20 minutes. - - [SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring
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Serpents smile
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Posted - 2011.03.10 14:31:00 -
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Had to sign a form the other day just as I jump into low sec:
ME: hold on I'll do it, just a moment SHE: big surprise holding breath SHE: is that game more important then...? ME: (Thinking, YES IT IS #$%##@#, that form won't run away but I'm pixeldust in the same time I sign that ####$ form of yours) ME: no... I mean, just... SHE: starts growling ME: (finally in warp to a safe), humbly signs form
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Anna Hiliate
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Posted - 2011.03.10 14:33:00 -
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My kids have cost me a few billion in ships on my accounts. I would drop the game and do something needed and come back and say 'omg why didnt I activate tank'. There was also when the game booted me and I logged on and came back to a pod because straight after logging on I went afk cus of them.
But meh, its a game.
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Neamus
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Posted - 2011.03.10 14:35:00 -
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I had this cat once... Its dead now.
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Mashie Saldana
Minmatar Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:10:00 -
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A friend lost a deadspace fitted Vargur as a girl called him just as he warped in to a mission.
He came back to his pod floating next to all the mission rats.
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Pete 0 Bear
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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:15:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus
Originally by: Knobfer Jones boobies win over spaceships any day of the week.
Meh when you've been married for 6 or 7 years, boobies can wait till you dock up :P They'll still be there in 20 minutes.
This!!!
And as for this;
Originally by: Rellik B00n
you people need to get your hoes in order!
Spot the "dude" that lives in his moms basement......
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George Gallante
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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:20:00 -
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nobody is flying panther, it's a useless ship
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Minarete
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:22:00 -
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Edited by: Minarete on 10/03/2011 15:21:49 Name your ships after your GF, and let her know if she distracts you, that xxxx is going to die..
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Xercodo
Amarr Daj'Juntar
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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:31:00 -
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Originally by: Anslo She doesn't. She's currently training to use a Pilgrim to pewpew with me and helping me with logistics on our PI stuff.
YES
see it's fun when she plays with you cause then there are a whole new world of EVE innuendos out there. The pilgrim is a perfect example =P
-------------------------------------------------- The drake is a lie
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Lord Tempist
Caldari Council of Lords
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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:36:00 -
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I've targeted a ruined neon sign while being distracted. Didn't lose anything. I set a market order 1 million lower than intended price for sale. Corrected it right before someone bought the implant. No man ever got killed by his wife while giving her a footrub. Rubbing someone elses wife's feet, well... *Fill in the blank* |
Damiez
Amarr Ascendancy. Atlas.
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Posted - 2011.03.10 15:47:00 -
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Edited by: Damiez on 10/03/2011 15:47:49
Originally by: Neamus I had this cat once... Its dead now.
Damn, you too... It still hurts soooooo much. ________________ Recruitment Open
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Consequence Zero
Non Affiliation
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Posted - 2011.03.11 06:44:00 -
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A while ago my wife was pestering me to do something or other and I ended up placing a region wide buy order (intended) that happened to contain an extra zero, as in buying plagioclase for around 250.00 each not 25.00 (not intended!!), had to wait for the 5 minute counter to finish while I was watching my bank account implode.
On the upside though, I have figured out how to emergency give isk to my alt if needed to. |
Mikalya
Amarr Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2011.03.11 07:08:00 -
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Haven't lost a ship in Eve to such, but have come close.
My favorite was in a Mech Warrior drop my 6 month old reached out and slapped the Big Blue Button on the x52; The Self-Destruct......
She loves video games - The PitBoss: AGREED .. getting paid to farm your alliance isn't real pvp/merc work |
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