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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.03.02 21:36:00 -
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Edited by: Cheque Please on 02/03/2011 21:44:51 HLM Bond #7
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am asking for 14.00b at a 10% rate that kicks so much a$$ I recommend a check-up with your proctologist prior to placing a reservation. This will be paid out in one payment delivered after one month. I will be station trading in Jita, as always.
Since I have a sneaking suspicion no one reads wall-of-text IPO's anyway, I will deliver this one in stark journalistic fashion... all the while maintaining my usual air of absolute professionalism.
THE WHO:
Cheque Please, MD's official poet laureate.
THE WHAT:
Began: TBA Ends: 1 month later
Starting Num. of Shares: 14000
- Price per share: 1 mil (14.00b total funds)
Interest Rate: 10%, paid once
- Total Interest: 1.4bil (100,000 per share)
Current Liabilities: 2 bil private loan (to be paid off on 24/3/11)
Collateral: None
THE WHERE:
Station trading in Jita.
THE WHEN:
Interest paid out at the end of a month, starting from a launch date TBA.
THE HOW:
Ho ho, nice try. A market magician never reveals his trick.
The Haiku:
Budding hauler springs Quickest to the prize contract Hulkageddon now
- List of previous bonds: Bond #6Bond #5Bond #4Bond #3Bond #2Bond #1
Reservation List:
Thanks
No audit --- RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.03.02 21:55:00 -
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As a known scammer running your largest bond yet .. hmmmm. ;)
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Misty McGinnity
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Posted - 2011.03.02 22:35:00 -
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Edited by: Misty McGinnity on 02/03/2011 22:35:05 i forgot to mention that i will have paid off the 8.44b bond in 3 days
edit: wrong toon
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AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd Ferguson Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.02 22:56:00 -
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I think this sequel ends badly. Have your proctologist confirm my prognosis when it's all said and done.
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:04:00 -
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Originally by: Caldariftw123 As a known scammer running your largest bond yet .. hmmmm. ;)
You're keeping a dossier on me, aren't you?
Originally by: Misty McGinnity Edited by: Misty McGinnity on 02/03/2011 22:35:05 i forgot to mention that i will have paid off the 8.44b bond in 3 days
edit: wrong toon
With your sterling reputation and penchant for intelligent posts, I can only thank you for pretending to be me. --- RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: Cheque Please
Originally by: Caldariftw123 As a known scammer running your largest bond yet .. hmmmm. ;)
You're keeping a dossier on me, aren't you?
Originally by: Misty McGinnity Edited by: Misty McGinnity on 02/03/2011 22:35:05 i forgot to mention that i will have paid off the 8.44b bond in 3 days
edit: wrong toon
With your sterling reputation and penchant for intelligent posts, I can only thank you for pretending to be me.
Hey, I did warn you I'd crop up when you next run an offer.
Misty: at least put some effort in to your attempts to troll
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Tutskii
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:56:00 -
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!! Angry perv is Cheque please.. can't say I didn't see it... !!
I would just want to point out that Cheque/Misty paid Amaroq back.
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Misty McGinnity
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:56:00 -
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point remains, you lied in your OP, your outstanding liabilities are 10.44b
caldari233432ftw: at the least do your portrait, or better yet, make a new character with a decent name, little bit of imagination never goes astray.
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:58:00 -
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Edited by: Cheque Please on 03/03/2011 00:00:29
Originally by: Misty McGinnity point remains, you lied in your OP, your outstanding liabilities are 10.44b
caldari233432ftw: at the least do your portrait, or better yet, make a new character with a decent name, little bit of imagination never goes astray.
I intend to pay the 8.44b back before I collect the isk for this bond. But you are right, I should have clarified that.
Thanks --- RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.03.03 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: Misty McGinnity point remains, you lied in your OP, your outstanding liabilities are 10.44b
caldari233432ftw: at the least do your portrait, or better yet, make a new character with a decent name, little bit of imagination never goes astray.
I like it this way .. it's generic, neutral, and completely unassociated to anything/anyone/any business. My posts can be taken for the content presented in them and nothing more is needed. I will probably log in one day and do my face though.
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Candy Oshea
Amarr Techfree Investment Group
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Posted - 2011.03.03 01:56:00 -
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mm i'm tempted to roll over my other investment in you + some. Pending i receive some interest hehe.
Will keep track of thread & or let you know.
Best of luck.
xx
Candy
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Lando Antilles
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Posted - 2011.03.03 04:08:00 -
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Assuming that bond #6 pays out, I'd like a like a piece of the next one.
Put me down for 1.5 B (Could maybe go higher)
And I'd be willing to pay off that loan you defaulted on if you're strapped for cash
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Brock Nelson
Caldari T2 Technologies Unlimited SRS.
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Posted - 2011.03.03 04:30:00 -
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Cheque please = Misty G Misty G = Qube Qube = Cheque please
Qube, why the **** do u keep posting with the wrong toon?
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.03.03 04:35:00 -
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Originally by: Lando Antilles Assuming that bond #6 pays out, I'd like a like a piece of the next one.
I plan on paying it out tomorrow, soon as I finish liquidating stuff (a real pain when we're talking 9b).
Originally by: Brock Nelson Cheque please = Misty G Misty G = Qube Qube = Cheque please
Qube, why the **** do u keep posting with the wrong toon?
Oh jesus, THE PLOT THICKENS!!
Look at those 3 posts and the timestamps --- RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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Misty McGinnity
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Posted - 2011.03.03 04:45:00 -
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Edited by: Misty McGinnity on 03/03/2011 04:48:12
Originally by: Brock Nelson Cheque please = Misty G Misty G = Qube Qube = Cheque please
Qube, why the **** do u keep posting with the wrong toon?
i have similar findings:
Brick Nelson = dethmore silverman dethmore silverman = verah verhaoka verah verhoaka = butthurt nerd
edit: yes im aware i spelt the names wrong, its all part of the exercise ;)
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Brock Nelson
Caldari T2 Technologies Unlimited SRS.
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Posted - 2011.03.03 04:56:00 -
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Where's the love qube?
IPO coming soon |
Khanid Voltar
Dark-Rising
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Posted - 2011.03.03 08:36:00 -
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I'll pledge 10B on the assumption the 8.44B bond is paid off first.
Thanks
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Lady Roselia
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Posted - 2011.03.03 09:37:00 -
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Assuming previous bond is paid out, will pledge 500M to the bond Cheque.
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Florestan Bronstein
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Posted - 2011.03.03 09:51:00 -
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Any way to convince you to you get a performance audit confirming your trading successes so far?
Is there some point at which you will have accumulated enough equity that you won't have to ask for external financing anymore?
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Lady Roselia
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Posted - 2011.03.03 09:56:00 -
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Originally by: Florestan Bronstein Any way to convince you to you get a performance audit confirming your trading successes so far?
Is there some point at which you will have accumulated enough equity that you won't have to ask for external financing anymore?
Check Bond #6, a performance audit was undertaken covering the period since January 11th if I recall correctly.
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Florestan Bronstein
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Posted - 2011.03.03 09:59:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Roselia
Originally by: Florestan Bronstein Any way to convince you to you get a performance audit confirming your trading successes so far?
Is there some point at which you will have accumulated enough equity that you won't have to ask for external financing anymore?
Check Bond #6, a performance audit was undertaken covering the period since January 11th if I recall correctly.
thanks a lot, missed that!
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.03.03 16:15:00 -
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Originally by: Florestan Bronstein
Is there some point at which you will have accumulated enough equity that you won't have to ask for external financing anymore?
When I stop turning a profit --- RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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Adian Grey
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Posted - 2011.03.03 16:24:00 -
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Originally by: Florestan Bronstein Is there some point at which you will have accumulated enough equity that you won't have to ask for external financing anymore?
Personal Wallet - 1Bil, lets say you make 15% a month, you end up making 150Mil
Bond Wallet - 10Bil, same profit margin, 10% payout 10.1Bil to investors, 500Mil in the wallet
After X amount of bonds you can lower your returns. 25Bil, %15 profit, 5% payout, 10% in your pocket.
etc etc etc
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.03.04 02:39:00 -
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In light of recent events, I am placing this bond on temporary hold. Cosmo's reveal has left me in a profound state of disillusionment. I have been personally weeping alone in my quarters for four hours straight, listening to assorted Smith's records and watching the embers in my dying fireplace go cold. Food tastes like ash, beer like sand, and I am beginning to suspect that heaven is a delusion.
jk, I just need a little more time to pay the 8.44b. It's proving a tricky bit of business. I have added everyone who placed a reservation to the list, but I will not collect isk until the other bond is fully paid out. i am anti-ponzi. Stay tuned. --- RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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Hiro Logos
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Posted - 2011.03.04 05:23:00 -
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Once the 8.44 bil bond is paid out, I'll take 125mil worth of shares.
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Machete Visor
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Posted - 2011.03.04 05:27:00 -
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this one has been building to an obvious conclusion for a long, long while.
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Paxol
Amarr Dark Side Bakeries
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Posted - 2011.03.04 10:03:00 -
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Ill buy in once again, for now ill reserve 1Bn worth of shares.
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.03.04 12:42:00 -
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Originally by: Machete Visor this one has been building to an obvious conclusion for a long, long while.
Hi Machete
I've missed you --- RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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rig selller
Gallente Ship Mod Unit Technicians
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Posted - 2011.03.04 15:35:00 -
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i will take the last of it!
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Candy Oshea
Amarr Techfree Investment Group
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Posted - 2011.03.05 00:12:00 -
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CP,
In light of recent major scams etc, i have decided to reduce my exposure to un-secured bonds to less than 3% of my NAV.
To this end i will not be re-investing in your new bond. (which is full anyway & grats :D)
Best of luck.
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