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Shadowkenn
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Posted - 2010.11.27 11:07:00 -
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Assuming Santa was coming to your house on Christmas EVE this year, how do you plan on welcoming him (even though you're going to be asleep the entire time)? I'm sure there are people who plan on greeting him with the standard milk and cookies on the table, but me? well...
*carefully calibrates all of his anti-air vulcans, surface to air missiles, checks the landmine system around his house... then finally checks to make sure his reindeer radar and sled detection sensors are operating properly.... no way Santa is going to be sneaking towards his house as he'll be alerted if the old creepy guy approaches within 10 miles of his place...
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.11.27 11:35:00 -
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I learned ambush from a fellow who once said "Ambushes are murder and murder is good".
Santa is going down.
Hard.
in game of course
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Xanax Rex
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Posted - 2010.11.27 12:47:00 -
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a bunch of coal + stocking = good Ole' Santa Piħata
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.11.27 13:41:00 -
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Against Robot Santa, you need some serious armor plating, or preferably some shields and an EMP. _
Beginner's ISK making guide | Manufacturer's helper | All about reacting _
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Alec Freeman
Minmatar Adventurers Matari Visionary Coalition
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Posted - 2010.11.27 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T Against Robot Santa, you need some serious armor plating, or preferably some shields and an EMP.
I digress... If you have a good SAM battery up you can get him before he lands. Also cheaper and easyer than a fight on the ground.
I personally use Shilika's for there quick firing autocannons. Though a Tunguska is good too as supresive missile fire on the sleigh itself not the raindeer. Its best to have your Shilika gunners focus on the raindeers on one side as damage too one side will cause his sleigh to be hard to control.
Upon takedown of his sleigh be careful well navigating the crash site. Personally i recomend sending in a platoon of T90 main battletanks with some SU-34 fighterbombers as airsupport.
Whatever you do you MUST keep him contained. After the crash he will most likly be damaged so a takedown with your main battle tanks shouldnt be difficult but incase he overcomes your tanks you should have MLRS support loaded with ballistic missles to rain hell on the area if he becomes mobile. This however is a last resort as it may cause some major collateral damage to the surrounding area.
Please take my advice to have a safe and secure christmas from the evil capitalist robotic santa. Be aware of his comrades Quanzabot and the Jewish Hanacha Fairy as they may provide support if he is taken down. If this is the case then i recomend immediate evac of the area and your troops.
Have a Merry Christmas
Alec
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CharmingButIrrational
Roswell Project Victimz
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Posted - 2010.11.27 14:46:00 -
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Edited by: CharmingButIrrational on 27/11/2010 14:46:39 In some sexy lingerie to excentuate all my bulges, with poison on my nipples
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Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.11.27 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: Shadowkenn Assuming Santa was coming to your house on Christmas EVE this year, how do you plan on welcoming him (even though you're going to be asleep the entire time)? I'm sure there are people who plan on greeting him with the standard milk and cookies on the table, but me? well...
*carefully calibrates all of his anti-air vulcans, surface to air missiles, checks the landmine system around his house... then finally checks to make sure his reindeer radar and sled detection sensors are operating properly.... no way Santa is going to be sneaking towards his house as he'll be alerted if the old creepy guy approaches within 10 miles of his place...
Hate to break it to ya kid, but Santa is not real. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html |
Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.11.27 15:23:00 -
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Originally by: Sidus Isaacs
Originally by: Shadowkenn calibrates all of his anti-air vulcans, surface to air missiles, checks the landmine system around his house... then finally checks to make sure his reindeer radar and sled detection sensors are operating properly.... no way Santa is going to be sneaking towards his house as he'll be alerted if the old creepy guy approaches within 10 miles of his place...[/i]
Hate to break it to ya kid, but Santa is not real.
Neither are his air defenses, so that works out fine _
Beginner's ISK making guide | Manufacturer's helper | All about reacting _
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Zhim'Fufu
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Posted - 2010.11.27 19:16:00 -
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I'm going to hire the Ultimate Warrior to stand by the fireplace then gtfo of the house.
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Scorpionidae
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Posted - 2010.11.27 19:26:00 -
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I've tryed like for ever to try and stay up and see him... has never worked... I shut my eyes for like a second wake back up and blam theres the stoking. I'll try again this year.
Scorpionidae
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Pr1ncess Alia
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Posted - 2010.11.28 02:35:00 -
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Rat poison in the cookies and irradiated milk.
I understand he leaves presents, but these attempts at appeasement do not fly with me... I find his trespass to be unacceptable. I don't even have a chimney and I lock all my doors. I don't even...
The man appears to be all smiles and presents, but something more sinister is going on and I intend to put a stop to it.
--- Players are losing faith and loyalty in CCP due previous expansions not living up to player expectations. The CSM and CCP agreed that expectation management can be improved |
Shadowkenn
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Posted - 2010.11.28 04:44:00 -
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Originally by: Scorpionidae I've tryed like for ever to try and stay up and see him... has never worked... I shut my eyes for like a second wake back up and blam theres the stoking. I'll try again this year.
Scorpionidae
And I bet any camera you tried to set up had something go wrong with it at just the right (or wrong) moment as well, preventing you from seeing him? :)
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Niccolado Starwalker
Gallente Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2010.11.28 05:38:00 -
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Originally by: Pr1ncess Alia Rat poison in the cookies and irradiated milk.
I understand he leaves presents, but these attempts at appeasement do not fly with me... I find his trespass to be unacceptable. I don't even have a chimney and I lock all my doors. I don't even...
The man appears to be all smiles and presents, but something more sinister is going on and I intend to put a stop to it.
Poor Santa. First he spend all his time making, packing and delivering presents to people all over the world. And what is he greeted with? ground to air missiles, fire in the chimney and rat poison in the cookies? You should all feel ashamed!
Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL. |
Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Warsmiths
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Posted - 2010.11.28 05:46:00 -
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Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Originally by: Pr1ncess Alia Rat poison in the cookies and irradiated milk.
I understand he leaves presents, but these attempts at appeasement do not fly with me... I find his trespass to be unacceptable. I don't even have a chimney and I lock all my doors. I don't even...
The man appears to be all smiles and presents, but something more sinister is going on and I intend to put a stop to it.
Poor Santa. First he spend all his time making, packing and delivering presents to people all over the world. And what is he greeted with? ground to air missiles, fire in the chimney and rat poison in the cookies? You should all feel ashamed!
The man is a criminal! He breaks into your place, eats your food, and plants **** in various locations of the house! Not to mention he enjoys having little kids sit on his lap and tell him what they want, what they really really want. He is sick and twisted I tell you! Plus I am sure he breaking at least a dozen FFA rules, not to mention he bypasses customs altogether! And people praise this tyrant.....
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JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.11.28 15:29:00 -
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Edited by: JordanParey on 28/11/2010 15:30:22 If I were to actually meet the pudding-bellied lardass, it would be with a tray of brownies, reefer and a forty :D [i]2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion." 1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, sw |
Viktor Fyretracker
Caldari Fyretracker Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2010.11.28 17:10:00 -
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Gotta remember though Robot Santa says everyone is naughty , and your Mistle Tow is no match for his TOW Missile.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.28 18:03:00 -
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I've bribed my grandparents to do it in the livingroom beside the stockings and christmas tree. That should get him. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout Been there. Done that. Need antibiotics.
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.11.28 18:26:00 -
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web + neut
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dudewheresmytitan
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Posted - 2010.11.28 19:12:00 -
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With bear traps, a tazer and a pack of starved attack dogs.
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Scorpionidae
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Posted - 2010.11.29 11:13:00 -
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Originally by: Shadowkenn And I bet any camera you tried to set up had something go wrong with it at just the right (or wrong) moment as well, preventing you from seeing him? :)
Yes it just sucks... now to go find my bear trap...
Scorpionidae
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Stitcher
Caldari legion of qui
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Posted - 2010.11.29 14:17:00 -
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Edited by: Stitcher on 29/11/2010 14:19:20 oh, I'm keeping it simple.
...land mine in the fireplace, and razor wire in the chimney. -
- Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Shadowkenn
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Posted - 2010.11.29 23:22:00 -
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Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker Poor Santa. First he spend all his time making, packing and delivering presents to people all over the world. And what is he greeted with? ground to air missiles, fire in the chimney and rat poison in the cookies? You should all feel ashamed!
Would you be saying that if... 9 months later after his visit your wife recieves the results of her present from Santa? In the form of a something wrapped in a blanket... and you know you had nothing to do with that "present"? :)
And why do I want to keep him out of my house every year? Instead of just passing my house buy, he leaves a large lump of coal in my stocking. Nothing's more humiliating than Santa telling you just how bad you've been by not only giving you a lump of coal, but giving you a large size chunk...
Don't know what I did that was THAT bad though... unless it involved my one statement about how I'm so lazy that I'd marry a single woman with child so I don't have to put in the energy to make one myself...
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Triple Entendre
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Posted - 2010.11.30 00:08:00 -
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Beartraps. ****ing everywhere.
Originally by: CCP Zulu You're assuming I read threads before I turdpost in them :)
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Taedrin
Gallente The Green Cross Sev3rance
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Posted - 2010.11.30 00:44:00 -
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With milk, cookies and a rag soaked in chloroform. ----------
Originally by: Dr Fighter "how do you know when youve had a repro accident"
Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
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Bodrul
Caldari Future Dynamics
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Posted - 2010.11.30 01:29:00 -
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Edited by: Bodrul on 30/11/2010 01:36:58 was thinking Motion censors and multiple sentry guns on the roof and living room
............ Researched BPO Lottery (Using Darkness) http://www.gamingrev.com/forum/index.php?/topic/12-euro-game |
Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.30 02:09:00 -
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Originally by: Bodrul Motion censors
Are those the things that people use in educational videos to censor certain parts of the body at certain times? _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout Been there. Done that. Need antibiotics.
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Aihwa
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2010.11.30 06:33:00 -
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Originally by: Triple Entendre Beartraps. ****ing everywhere.
This made my day. Just the mental image of somebody hopping from foot to foot cackling deviously about the bear trap layout in their living room...
Gullible
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Bodrul
Caldari Future Dynamics
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Posted - 2010.11.30 12:36:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Bodrul Motion censors
Are those the things that people use in educational videos to censor certain parts of the body at certain times?
i wrote it at 2am sue me :(
............ Researched BPO Lottery (Using Darkness) http://www.gamingrev.com/forum/index.php?/topic/12-euro-game |
Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.11.30 12:59:00 -
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Originally by: Bodrul
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Bodrul Motion censors
Are those the things that people use in educational videos to censor certain parts of the body at certain times?
i wrote it at 2am sue me :(
My people will contact your people. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout Been there. Done that. Need antibiotics.
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IR Alt
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2010.11.30 13:14:00 -
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"Hello Santa, I want to play a game"
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