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Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.10.29 13:43:00 -
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Edited by: Kalle Demos on 29/10/2010 13:55:28 Edited by: Kalle Demos on 29/10/2010 13:48:48 So im reading this article and the ONLY thing I got to say is "why the **** would you proposes after 4 dates?".
In a years time it will be "Uglies get a divorce".
4 dates :facepalm:
4 DATES SERIOUSLY!
Link is not racist and article was NOT written by me
Unrelated pic
http://media.vogue.com/files/filecheck/2010/10/26/img-halloween2_114432859173.jpg_article_gallery_slideshow_v2.jpg Please do not post images on the forums directly. Spitfire
I really like this pic
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Nicolo da'Vicenza
Amarr Dissonance Corp Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.10.29 13:48:00 -
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unsurprisingly, this is a british venture |
Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.10.29 13:49:00 -
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Originally by: Nicolo da'Vicenza unsurprisingly, this is a british venture
/win :D
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.10.29 13:49:00 -
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EVE GENERAL DISCUSSION ~_~
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CCP Spitfire
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Posted - 2010.10.29 13:54:00 -
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Moved from 'EVE General Discussion'.
Spitfire Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online |
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2010.10.29 14:19:00 -
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Mr Clifford, 36, a carpet fitter who has a ''face that makes children cry'', said: ''I've been a joke to women for years because of the way I look.
i lol'd but tbh i think i dated women uglier than him before
dark times they were.
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ivar R'dhak
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Posted - 2010.10.29 14:32:00 -
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Click this for a truly ugly tale. The "empire" has fallen, deeply.
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Mal-¦Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-`Big damn heroes sir.` Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |
Templar Dane
Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2010.10.29 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Quote:
Mr Clifford, 36, a carpet fitter who has a ''face that makes children cry'', said: ''I've been a joke to women for years because of the way I look.
i lol'd but tbh i think i dated women uglier than him before
dark times they were.
x
Went out drinking once, met a cute redhead. We went back to her place, and she was kind of like "I have the perfect woman for you!" and then her friend(whose place it was we were at...) came in and OMFG EWWW. Redhead left. I continued to drink, heavily. Woke up in the morning naked on the couch...no redhead in sight.
I should have just left. I wish to god I HAD JUST LEFT. But I went to the bedroom, to make sure...and there was her ugly naked ass on her bed.
WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Jovan Geldon
Gallente Lead Farmers
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Posted - 2010.10.29 14:42:00 -
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Originally by: Templar Dane Edited by: Templar Dane on 29/10/2010 14:40:37
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Quote:
Mr Clifford, 36, a carpet fitter who has a ''face that makes children cry'', said: ''I've been a joke to women for years because of the way I look.
i lol'd but tbh i think i dated women uglier than him before
dark times they were.
x
This story just made my day.
Went out drinking once, met a cute redhead. We went back to her place, and she was kind of like "I have the perfect woman for you!" and then her friend(whose place it turned out to be) came in and OMFG EWWW. Redhead left. I continued to drink, heavily. Woke up in the morning naked on the couch...no redhead in sight.
I should have just left. I wish to god I HAD JUST LEFT. But I went to the bedroom, to make sure...and there was her ugly naked ass on her bed.
WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Templar Dane
Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2010.10.29 14:54:00 -
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Originally by: Jovan Geldon
Originally by: Templar Dane Edited by: Templar Dane on 29/10/2010 14:40:37
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Quote:
Mr Clifford, 36, a carpet fitter who has a ''face that makes children cry'', said: ''I've been a joke to women for years because of the way I look.
i lol'd but tbh i think i dated women uglier than him before
dark times they were.
x
This story just made my day.
Went out drinking once, met a cute redhead. We went back to her place, and she was kind of like "I have the perfect woman for you!" and then her friend(whose place it turned out to be) came in and OMFG EWWW. Redhead left. I continued to drink, heavily. Woke up in the morning naked on the couch...no redhead in sight.
I should have just left. I wish to god I HAD JUST LEFT. But I went to the bedroom, to make sure...and there was her ugly naked ass on her bed.
WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
As I was putting my clothes back on trying to remember the night, I clearly remembered the cute redhead...and a fuzzy image of...something...else. I stared at the floor, thinking over and over..."be the redhead, be the redhead, be the redhead".
The worst part was, that I had mentioned this to my best friend's brother, and he knew exactly who I was talking about. He had been to parties at that appartment, and described her in detail. He told my friend, and then he told everybody else, and THEN it was brought to my attention that she worked at the same place we did. I switched shifts JUST because of this incident(later on, when she switched to my shift).
It may not seem that bad to you, but if I went into detail I know you'd completely understand. It wasn't that she was all THAT ugly(but still the ugliest chick I have ever had the misfortune of knowing in the biblical sense), but omfg was it bad. It's been like 9-10 years and I still want to wretch.
To this day I REFUSE to get drunk unless I know who the hell I'm going home with.
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.10.29 15:50:00 -
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Originally by: ivar R'dhak Click this for a truly ugly tale. The "empire" has fallen, deeply.
A vet snapped at me saying I should get my house cat spayed, even though I can afford and look after more kittens, but people like this are usually rewarded with benefits.
UK sucks
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Faolan Fortune
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Posted - 2010.10.29 16:21:00 -
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Originally by: Kalle Demos
Originally by: ivar R'dhak Click this for a truly ugly tale. The "empire" has fallen, deeply.
A vet snapped at me saying I should get my house cat spayed, even though I can afford and look after more kittens, but people like this are usually rewarded with benefits.
UK sucks
Yeah but kittens are cute, that isn't
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