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Ultim8Evil
Ministry Of Eternal Disorder
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Posted - 2010.10.29 00:27:00 -
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Was prowling round a lowsec system, minding my own business, then this guy randomly starts chatting in local. Having nothing better to do, I engage him in conversation:
Nublet > damm this annyos me in this game Nublet > does changing ship speed help with anything?? Me > if you're flying manually yes Me > like sneaking up on someone whilst cloaked Me > so you don't go too fast, end up within 2000m and decloak yourself for example Nublet > I have been killing rats easy until now, I am up close enough with my pulse lasers and now can't hit them cause I am being warp scrambled?? Nublet > so it's pointless Nublet > you might as well come kill me Me > lol Nublet > i'll never understnad this game Nublet > sorry but it frustrates me Me > you understand it well enough to get to -3.3 Nublet > no that was nothing Nublet > I am within range of my lasres, why can't I hit them? Me > tracking Nublet > was fine until now Nublet > so what do I do? Me > sanshas td Me > fit a tracking comp, fly manually to reduce the transversal velocity Nublet > don't suppose you want to help me?? but no doubt will kill me?? Me > get a bit of range on them Nublet > can't Nublet > beating me to the punch Me > just so you know, you shouldn't really be telling people in local that you're ratting Nublet > I know, but i'm fed up Me > i can't be bothered to scout the 18 belts in this system to find you and kill you, but someone else might do
*At this point, I start scouting the 18 belts in the system to find him and kill him*
Nublet > how about I just tell you Nublet > I can't go anywhere anyhow Nublet > 10mill for your help?? Nublet > self destruct then Me > lol Me > why can't you kill them? Nublet > can't hit them mate Me > did you not fit a webber or tc? Me > what are you lfying? Nublet > was fine with the others and these are no diff Nublet > no, itĘs just a stupid game Nublet > I have lvl 5 tracking skill thing Me > it really isn't. i've been playing since 2004 Nublet > then apart from you killing me Me > EVE is a brilliant game if you're willing to put the time in Nublet > how the hell to I get out of this?? Me > click on the rat you're trying to shoot and click approach Nublet > tried that Nublet > tried orbit Me > that will make your ship try to fly toward it dead on and reduce the transversal Nublet > keep at range Me > ok, try flying off at a random direction away from them Nublet > ok Me > that's called kiting Me > unless they have you webbed too? Nublet > no not webbed Me > did you fit an AB or MWD? Nublet > nope Nublet > I never had this trouble before
*I find him, scrammed by NPC belt frigs. Decloak, point, AB, web, TD, orbit, drones out, pop. *
Nublet > yeah Nublet > easy kill for you Me > pretty much mate, yeah Me > i tried to help Nublet > yep Nublet > good game my arse Me > trust me, it is Me > you just have to get used to it Nublet > was willing to pay you lots, but your just like everyone else on here Me > 10 mill is not lots to be honest
*Nublet leaves the system*
Me > bye then Amused 3rd Party > I'd put that on my bio if it would ALL fit
TL;DR = Nublet fails at PvE, fails at Local Chat, fails at ransoming himself, then fails at PvP and somehow it's the game's fault. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Jones Bones
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2010.10.29 00:33:00 -
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Gripping story..can't wait for the sequel!
K, maybe I didn't actually read 2 pages of chat logs...
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.10.29 00:40:00 -
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I approve of this product and/or service.
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Dian'h Might
Minmatar Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.10.29 01:38:00 -
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I give this 0/10. you should have killed the frig while holding him scrammed to add insult to injury. - - - Dian'h Might - C&Ps resident "internet kleptomaniac" |
Brynhilda
Amarr Gun Metal Clones
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Posted - 2010.10.29 01:50:00 -
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What was he in to get scrammed by belt rats and unable to hit them?
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Asuka Smith
Gallente StarHunt
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Posted - 2010.10.29 02:19:00 -
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I hope afterwards you mailed him a decent fit, explained briefly how tracking mechanics work, and advised him on drones etc.
TBH *everyone* who starts this game needs help, I needed help and I'm sure you did too. Killing him is the right thing to do because that is what EVE is, but at least making some effort that he learns is the duty of veteran players.
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Lanais Suleia
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Posted - 2010.10.29 02:21:00 -
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Edited by: Lanais Suleia on 29/10/2010 02:22:32
Originally by: Brynhilda What was he in to get scrammed by belt rats and unable to hit them?
A maller from the looks of it. A partially fitted one. He even had an empty mid for a web ffs.
Victim: Nooblar Corp: Alliance: Unknown Faction: Unknown Destroyed: Maller System: Milal Security: 0.3 Damage Taken: 21520
Involved parties:
Name: Sansha's Loyal Servant / True Power Damage Done: 17787
Name: Ultim8Evil (laid the final blow) Security: 0.9 Corp: Ministry Of Eternal Disorder Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Ship: Pilgrim Weapon: Hammerhead II Damage Done: 3733
Destroyed items:
Multifrequency M Ship Scanner I (Cargo) Medium Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I (Cargo) Cargo Scanner I (Cargo) Local Power Plant Manager: Capacitor Flux I (Cargo) Heavy Pulse Laser I (Cargo) Small Armor Repairer I (Cargo) 10MN Afterburner I (Cargo) Cap Recharger II 50mm Reinforced Steel Plates I (Cargo) Miner I (Cargo) Small Remote Armor Repair System I (Cargo) Warp Core Stabilizer I (Cargo) Heat Sink I (Cargo) Warp Scrambler I (Cargo) Small Rudimentary Energy Destabilizer I (Cargo) Passive Barrier Compensator I (Cargo) Heavy Pulse Laser I, Qty: 4
Dropped items:
Multifrequency M, Qty: 4 Cargo Scanner I (Cargo) E5 Prototype Energy Vampire (Cargo) Cap Booster 50, Qty: 10 (Cargo) 10MN Afterburner I, Qty: 2 (Cargo) Cap Recharger II Small Energy Neutralizer I (Cargo) 50mm Reinforced Titanium Plates I (Cargo) Small Armor Repairer II Miner I (Cargo) Damage Control II Cap Recharger I (Cargo) Faint Phase Inversion ECM I, Qty: 2 (Cargo) Warp Core Stabilizer I (Cargo) J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I (Cargo) Warp Scrambler I (Cargo) Blood Infrared M, Qty: 3 (Cargo) Medium Pulse Laser I (Cargo) 'Collateral' Adaptive Nano Plating I 100mm Reinforced Titanium Plates I (Cargo) Heavy Pulse Laser I Mark I Generator Refitting: Diagnostic System Radio S (Cargo) |
Brynhilda
Amarr Gun Metal Clones
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Posted - 2010.10.29 02:26:00 -
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Ew. Newbies bringing Mallers on solo Low Sec roams especially poorly fit ones...
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.10.29 05:51:00 -
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Originally by: Ultim8Evil
Me > i can't be bothered to scout the 18 belts in this system to find you and kill you, but someone else might do
*At this point, I start scouting the 18 belts in the system to find him and kill him*
Recruiting! |
Lanais Suleia
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Posted - 2010.10.29 08:54:00 -
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Wat? Can't even post anonymised killmails anymore???
Welp, if anyone cares, there's a clinic of battles where the oh pee has some recent kills. There you can see the name and corp of the emo loser who got snotted on 10/28/10 19:31:00 in Milal (0.3).
Happy now CCP? More details than were in my original post. |
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Dead Jesus
Gallente PeaceMakers.
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Posted - 2010.10.29 09:38:00 -
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Two nublets chatting in local, is this fascinating or what?
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc. Adamant Inc
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Posted - 2010.10.29 10:54:00 -
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Because "scouting" a massive 18 belts with the Dscanner is very difficult or time consuming.
------ ADMI is recruiting. My EVE tutorials |
Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.10.29 11:09:00 -
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Originally by: Marko Riva Because "scouting" a massive 18 belts with the Dscanner is very difficult or time consuming.
That was deception not fact you muppet.
Moments like these are what makes eve interesting. Anyone too dumb to appreciate that needs to stfu.
Sadly there are all too many people who refuse to learn from their mistakes and just blame the game (that they don't understand). ~_~
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Illwill Bill
Svea Rike Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.10.29 11:21:00 -
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Originally by: Dian'h Might I give this 0/10. you should have killed the frig while holding him scrammed to add insult to injury.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Great story but you probably want this in CAOD so feel free to post there with your main.
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc. Adamant Inc
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Posted - 2010.10.29 11:35:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Marko Riva Because "scouting" a massive 18 belts with the Dscanner is very difficult or time consuming.
That was deception not fact you muppet.
I blame the fact I haven't had any coffee yet :(
------ ADMI is recruiting. My EVE tutorials |
Ultim8Evil
Ministry Of Eternal Disorder
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Posted - 2010.10.29 13:24:00 -
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Edited by: Ultim8Evil on 29/10/2010 13:27:59
Originally by: Marko Riva Because "scouting" a massive 18 belts with the Dscanner is very difficult or time consuming.
You need to train Reading Comprehension up a few more levels.
Originally by: Lady Spank Moments like these are what makes eve interesting. Anyone too dumb to appreciate that needs to stfu.
A kill is more interesting when you can flesh it out with a bit of a cool story (bro) imho. I've seen much less interesting **** poasted in C&P in the past!
Originally by: Lady Spank Sadly there are all too many people who refuse to learn from their mistakes and just blame the game (that they don't understand).
I like to think this was more of an education than a gank. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Enord Loej
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.10.29 14:37:00 -
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You thought posting about a guy who told you to come kill him because he sucks so much was worth posting on the forums?
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Ava Starfire
Minmatar Nordanverdr Modr
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Posted - 2010.10.29 14:54:00 -
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Why can I never, ever find these noob cruiser pilots? I seem to get the guys with alts in Rapiers lurking in the next system.
Such is life in a frig, I guess.
Dirty Little Slave, reporting for duty! |
Helios Black
Origin. Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.10.29 16:50:00 -
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Originally by: Enord Loej Edited by: Enord Loej on 29/10/2010 16:30:38 You thought a story about a guy who told you to come kill him because he sucks so much was worth posting on the forums?
You thought posting about a guy posting about someone telling him to kill him because he sucks so much was worth it?
Btw, I thought it was a good read and much better than the normal crap, thanks OP.
Originally by: Helicity Boson Maybe you should go play Uno with your mom so you can be "second winner" again.
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