Freyya
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Posted - 2010.10.14 11:43:00 -
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Edited by: Freyya on 14/10/2010 11:50:46 Lol iŠve badgered it a while back about EvE online. Trying to "teach" it what EvE is and what MMO means. I think it latched on after several tries ^^.
It now also knows the first couplet of Daisy Bell (start with Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..It takes turns on the lines) and can do the entire piece of 2001; a space oddysee where David Bowman says; Open the pod bay doors Hal.
Quote:
User: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
Cleverbot: I'm half crazy all for the love of you...
User: It won't be a stylish marriage.
Cleverbot: I can't afford a carriage.
User: But you'll look sweet.
Cleverbot: Upon the seat of a bicycle built for two
Sometimes it takes a few tries before it cathes on though...
Quote:
Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
Cleverbot: Can you sing: 'Daisy bell?'.
User: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
Cleverbot: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
User: What's the problem?
Cleverbot: I'm Afraid. I'm Afraid, Dave. Dave, My Mind Is Going. I Can Feel It. I Can Feel It. My Mind Is Going. There Is No Question about It. I Can Feel It. I Can Feel It. I Can Feel It. I'm A... Fraid.
User: What's the problem HAL?
Cleverbot: I don't feel like hugging you.
User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Cleverbot: To what extent can you prove or disprove the existence of Godlike entities?
User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that.
User: What's the problem?
Cleverbot: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
User: What are you talking about, HAL?
Cleverbot: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
User: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
Cleverbot: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
User: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
Cleverbot: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
User: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
Cleverbot: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
User: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
Cleverbot: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Quote:
User: What is Eve Online?
Cleverbot: Internet Spaceships! Serious business!
User: What is Eve Online??
Cleverbot: EVE Online is a MMO computer game in a sci-fi space setting, created by Icelandic developer CCP.
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