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Dr Sheepbringer
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.10.07 07:32:00 -
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Do the "most visual effect" duties. Works for me. Just make sure you did SOMETHING and for me that usually means cleaning up the table etc or washing clothes:
Cleaning table: Putt all the dishes into the dishwasher/sink and pile all the other stuff nicely. Done.
Washing clothes: Throw clothes into the machine, add goop. Push start. Done (she can take them out when she comes home, I mean she should also do something...).
Usually this takes... perhaps 5-10min and then you can eve all evening and she comes home to see "ohh, clean table, oohh smell of clean clothes". You are married, they don't stop whining before you actually do something. It's just about finding the sweetspot for efficiency
Originally by: CCP Shadow Dr. Sheepbringer -- It's not that kind of horn.
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Cupio Mortem
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Posted - 2010.10.07 07:37:00 -
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Edited by: Cupio Mortem on 07/10/2010 07:38:08 Two Words:
Oral Sex.
Edit: You can tell this is an MMO forum, nobody came up with this in an entire freakin page!
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Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Posted - 2010.10.07 07:42:00 -
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Edited by: Lutz Major on 07/10/2010 07:43:26
Originally by: Cupio Mortem Edited by: Cupio Mortem on 07/10/2010 07:38:08 Two Words:
Oral Sex.
Edit: You can tell this is an MMO forum, nobody came up with this in an entire freakin page!
Yes. Because we are all grown ups and not 16 like you.
Edit: Oh, OP: Stop lying to your wife and do your ****ing job!
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Cupio Mortem
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Posted - 2010.10.07 07:44:00 -
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Originally by: Lutz Major Edited by: Lutz Major on 07/10/2010 07:43:26
Originally by: Cupio Mortem Edited by: Cupio Mortem on 07/10/2010 07:38:08 Two Words:
Oral Sex.
Edit: You can tell this is an MMO forum, nobody came up with this in an entire freakin page!
Yes. Because we are all grown ups and not 16 like you.
Edit: Oh, OP: Stop lying to your wife and do your ****ing job!
Oh lul. So whats the rule in your house? Lights off, face to face, "no heavy breathing or I'll hit you"?
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Khanaris Asgarth
Eternium Industries
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Posted - 2010.10.07 07:54:00 -
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Originally by: Cebraio Stop the excuses, get sh*t done and get RL sorted before playing EVE.
I would agree with this. With RL stuff in general before you sit down to play eve.
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Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Posted - 2010.10.07 07:59:00 -
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Originally by: Cupio Mortem Oh lul. So whats the rule in your house? Lights off, face to face, "no heavy breathing or I'll hit you"?
I go to work at eight, return to home between six or seven. Cuddle/change diapers/feed my four week old twins (which btw I do the whole night every three hours). Afterwards I eat and talk to my wife - and if I'm really, really lucky and not to tired I log in and earn a bit of money and talk to some friends. At nine I fall into a coma - which is interrupted by said twins - until I go to work again.
It's called a family. You should try it.
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Cupio Mortem
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Posted - 2010.10.07 08:07:00 -
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Originally by: Lutz Major I go to work at eight, return to home between six or seven. Cuddle/change diapers/feed my four week old twins (which btw I do the whole night every three hours). Afterwards I eat and talk to my wife - and if I'm really, really lucky and not to tired I log in and earn a bit of money and talk to some friends. At nine I fall into a coma - which is interrupted by said twins - until I go to work again.
It's called a family. You should try it.
While we play the assumption game, I'll assume the twins are not yours.
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Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Posted - 2010.10.07 08:15:00 -
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Originally by: Cupio Mortem While we play the assumption game, I'll assume the twins are not yours.
On second thought you might only be 14.
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Cupio Mortem
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Posted - 2010.10.07 08:25:00 -
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Originally by: Lutz Major
Originally by: Cupio Mortem While we play the assumption game, I'll assume the twins are not yours.
On second thought you might only be 14.
Hell, I might be 12, AND their dad! WOW! CRAZY!!
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vulnevia
The Exploited. Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.10.07 08:43:00 -
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When will you guys learn? Get a girl that already plays another MMO/farmvile/PS3. |
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Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Posted - 2010.10.07 08:51:00 -
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Originally by: Cupio Mortem
Originally by: Lutz Major
Originally by: Cupio Mortem While we play the assumption game, I'll assume the twins are not yours.
On second thought you might only be 14.
Hell, I might be 12, AND their dad! WOW! CRAZY!!
And your mom and dad must be relatives of first degree! INCREDIBLE!
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Thom'Beckett
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Posted - 2010.10.07 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: ForumWarrior
Originally by: Cebraio Stop the excuses, get sh*t done and get RL sorted before playing EVE.
+1
If your wife isn't a higher priority than a video game, you REALLY shouldn't be married.
I generally agree...
The one big annoying thing though is that women NEVER see the things you've done, but only focus on the things you've NOT done. Therefore you might as well do only the things that are absolutely necessary and enjoy the rest of the day. 'She-who-must-be-obeyed' will find things to nag to you about, no matter what.
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Brandrsun
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.10.07 11:57:00 -
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Originally by: Thom'Beckett
Originally by: ForumWarrior
Originally by: Cebraio Stop the excuses, get sh*t done and get RL sorted before playing EVE.
+1
If your wife isn't a higher priority than a video game, you REALLY shouldn't be married.
I generally agree...
The one big annoying thing though is that women NEVER see the things you've done, but only focus on the things you've NOT done. Therefore you might as well do only the things that are absolutely necessary and enjoy the rest of the day. 'She-who-must-be-obeyed' will find things to nag to you about, no matter what.
Pics or it didnt happen
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Dr Sheepbringer
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.10.07 11:59:00 -
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Originally by: Thom'Beckett
Originally by: ForumWarrior
Originally by: Cebraio Stop the excuses, get sh*t done and get RL sorted before playing EVE.
If your wife isn't a higher priority than a video game, you REALLY shouldn't be married.
I generally agree...
I also agree, but it's not about giving 100% to eve or your wife. It's about giving for example 20% to eve and 60% your wife and 20% to yourself. The problem lies in the wife, who thinks it's 100% to her only. In the end it doesn't matter how much you play eve (as long as it's not 100%). The only thing that matters is the time you don't spend with the missus or doing her things. Even 1% of eve is too much in that calculation.
The first priority of women: To be the mans priority number one. Period. Anything less is naggable.
As for women not seeing...well try this. DO all the cleaning and basically everything you can. Then just before she comes home you play eve for ONE minute. When she walks in...you have been playing Eve the whole day according to her. Hmm...perhaps one should exit the game instantly when the wifeys coming home. The blitz to the kitchen and have some dishwater running. Alas, i have been doing "household" things all day...
Originally by: CCP Shadow Dr. Sheepbringer -- It's not that kind of horn.
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Commander TGK
Gallente The Deep Space Armada Rising Phoenix Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.08 07:14:00 -
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Give her...some
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Cupio Mortem
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Posted - 2010.10.08 07:18:00 -
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Originally by: Commander TGK Give her...some
What are you, 16?!
...sorry, I was insulted for implying sexual favors would be a good idea. Just passing on the hate.
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anduz
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Posted - 2010.10.08 09:11:00 -
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Move to empire space and you'll soon find all those hously chores an entertaining break from eve. :p
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Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Posted - 2010.10.08 09:22:00 -
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Originally by: Brandrsun And your mom and dad must be relatives of first degree! INCREDIBLE!
Pics or it didnt happen
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Anti Kondor
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.09 03:12:00 -
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Get the kind of wife that does 70 things arround the house, cooking and 69. ----------
Try not to take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.
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Innui
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Posted - 2010.10.09 09:11:00 -
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Originally by: Thom'Beckett
I generally agree...
The one big annoying thing though is that women NEVER see the things you've done, but only focus on the things you've NOT done. Therefore you might as well do only the things that are absolutely necessary and enjoy the rest of the day. 'She-who-must-be-obeyed' will find things to nag to you about, no matter what.
/thread
In addition to which all the seemingly minor things she doesn't nag you about will be saved up for future arguements and deployed like one giant nag bomb.
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Rashmika Clavain
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.10.09 11:53:00 -
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My wife plays EVE.
What is this agro you are talking about?
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Kiran
Minmatar Terra Hawks Initiative Mercenaries
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Posted - 2010.10.09 12:14:00 -
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Just tell her "dear the definition of Wife is Washing, Ironing, F***king etc."
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Orange Lagomorph
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Posted - 2010.10.09 12:37:00 -
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Originally by: Lutz Major I go to work at eight, return to home between six or seven. Cuddle/change diapers/feed my four week old twins (which btw I do the whole night every three hours). Afterwards I eat and talk to my wife - and if I'm really, really lucky and not to tired I log in and earn a bit of money and talk to some friends. At nine I fall into a coma - which is interrupted by said twins - until I go to work again.
It's called a family. You should try it.
Not with **** like that on the recruiting poster, I shouldn't. Stories like these reaffirm my lifelong commitment to avoiding marriage and especially children for as long as possible ù ideally forever.
Besides, last I checked, the world was already severely overpopulated. I wonder how much vasectomies cost these days?
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clixoras
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Posted - 2010.10.09 12:39:00 -
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Originally by: Kiran Just tell her "dear the definition of Wife is Washing, Ironing, F***king etc."
With this attitude you clearly don't have think about this problem, cause you won't get a wife/gf anytime soon unless you live in Russia or Alabama.
Women want attention and 'do' stuff together (also 'that' kinda stuff obviously but here i mean the sort of stuff we men see as a waste of time). So i'll opt to do that kind of stuff so i can play Eve in peace when the wife is doing *her* stuff, like washing and ironing etc ;)
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Orange Lagomorph
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Posted - 2010.10.09 12:46:00 -
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Originally by: clixoras With this attitude you clearly don't have think about this problem, cause you won't get a wife/gf anytime soon
Internet white knight detected.
Phone's ringing... it's for you, clixoras. King Arthur thinks you're doing yeoman's work here.
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John Holt
Caldari Tactical Trading Partnership Vae. Victis.
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Posted - 2010.10.09 13:11:00 -
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When you have chores to do turn on EVE and play for 15 minutes, leave it on and then do a chore. Repeat until chores are done.
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Spinalonga
Caldari Red Tiger Technology Target Zero.
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Posted - 2010.10.09 13:25:00 -
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Id tell her internet spaceshipz is seriouz bisnizz ;) or thrashtalk to her that you are the boss in house with skill Smacktalk lvl5. But look out if she has Whining lvl5 + the advanced Tears skills you might loose the aggro and she gets the overhand of it.
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Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.09 16:40:00 -
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Edited by: Cipher Jones on 09/10/2010 16:42:17 If you play eve before you make your wife happy you might as well tell her "Your ass does in fact look ****ing fat in that dress".
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TentPegg
Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.09 18:47:00 -
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I thought the one hour downtime was so you can run round and do everything that you need to do to keep the wife happy??
A few tips 1. Ice mining in high sec with an alt means you can do the hoovering with minimal input 2. Spray cleaning products on the radiators and turn on the heating. Its like an air freshner for the whole house and makes it smell like you've been doing the housework 3. You can setup an ironing board in front of the puter and work away on the pile whilst running mission - after all you only have to press F1 every now and then to pop the rats or run annomalies <-- personal favorite of mine 4. Putting in clothes washing machine. Line up the clothes into piles the right size and when you have a long warp between gates just throw in a new load. Its worth investing in the "tablet" type detergent for this as you just throw one or 2 in and no time lost measuring.
Follow just a few of these and you cut down on aggro and wife thinks you've been so good she lets you play spaceships when she gets home as a reward
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Hanz Landou
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Posted - 2010.10.09 19:29:00 -
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Originally by: Kiritsubo Give her a little visit from the Ether Bunny.
I lol'd.
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