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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.09.13 01:20:00 -
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Edited by: captain foivos on 13/09/2010 01:32:39 As many of you regulars in the C and P section probably remember, in late July a then-obscure capsuleer known as Beachura posted some random thread on the forum accusing Lana Torrin of scamming somebody or other and stating that I was investigating. At least I think that's what it said; it seemed to have been written by an inebriated simian miscreant. Regardless, I took umbrage at this brazen attack on Lana Torrin and my e-honour, and promptly posted a 100M bounty on Beachura's head, held in escrow by the most famous lottery scammer of all time, Chribba. Unfortunately, RL got in the way and I had to end the bounty contest on August 15th as I was no longer able to access a computer to verify any claims of pwnage.
In between the time I offered the bounty and the time it was rescinded, the target posted on the forums to the point where one could automatically use one of the following phrases to describe the message: Exhibit A Exhibit B Exhibit C
But I digress.
I came back a few days ago, and discovered that I was not the only one returning. Beachura once again graces our forums with terrible harrrbaglaarbble. This is something I cannot abide. Therefore...
100M ISK will be paid to whoever kills her ship and pods her and gets one of the bodies to me. This ISK will be held by Chribba, who I will have post here for proof. An API key will be necessary to provide the middleman and me in order to claim the ISK. Beachura's real ISK loss must exceed 60M (insurance not included as damage, and the price of items will be calculated off Jita), so whoever does it will probably have to kill her multiple times, or nail her in a faction-fit mission ship. Anyone suspected of cheating/being an alt will not be paid.
All fellow corp/alliance members of hers are excluded from this. All kills must take place after this post. This contest is open until I see fit.
In summary: --Beachura sustains more than 60M actual ISK loss from her lost ships (loss determined by Jita pricing) --She must be podded at least once --I get one of her bodies --ISK will be secured
MY E-HONOUR WILL BE AVENGED.
In addition, there is the possibility for another 25M ISK in bonuses! Yes, that's right, a huge stinkin' isk bonus! Should Beachura be wonderful enough to share some of her feelings with you as you kill her, and you forward evidence of said feelings (i.e. chatlogs) to me, you can claim an additional 25,000,000 ISK. What are you waiting for? Get out there and kill that Beach!
P.S.: I take corpse deliveries in Jita only.
Edit: broken link RAAAAGE
Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property. |
Sverige Pahis
Caldari Random Selection. Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.09.13 02:01:00 -
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Round 2 *ding ding*
Let me go get some snax
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Beachura
Two Maidens One Chalice
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Posted - 2010.09.13 02:04:00 -
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Im flattered, I really am
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.13 02:04:00 -
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Originally by: Sverige Pahis Round 2 *ding ding*
Let me go get some snax
Can you get me a thick shake?
Replying to threads without reading them since 2008 |
captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.09.13 02:19:00 -
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Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 02:17:24
Also, a condition, Lana offers me a place in Military Skool if I don't get killed
I see what you did there Lana
Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property. |
Sol Weinstein
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Posted - 2010.09.13 02:21:00 -
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Wardec being sent in a moment. I will find your corpse.
Sol
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.13 02:23:00 -
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Originally by: Beachura Also, a condition, Lana offers me a place in Military Skool if I don't get killed
Didn't see this before. You are more than welcome to join either way TBH..
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Beachura
Two Maidens One Chalice
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Posted - 2010.09.13 02:24:00 -
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Im not joking either lana, I do actually think your cool
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Sol Weinstein
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Posted - 2010.09.13 02:37:00 -
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"Two Maidens One Chalice is not involved in any wars currently."
See you tomorrow !
Sol
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The Crushah
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.09.13 02:41:00 -
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I too, like to derp.
Is this the thread where I can share my derp with like-minded individuals to create super-derp?
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Seras Athran
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Posted - 2010.09.13 03:27:00 -
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Edited by: Seras Athran on 13/09/2010 03:27:34 I lol'd. I actually know Beachura IRL
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.13 03:57:00 -
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Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 02:26:41 Im not joking either lana, I do actually think your cool
also, to help you guys out
My Skills and ships I can fly
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Beachura
My Current location
Akkio V - Moon 6 - Caldari Funds Unlimited Vault
Thinking i am cool is not a required attribute to join the skool.. Putting in an ap is..
I haven't had a good wardec for ages TBH..
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Cobalt Sixty
Caldari The Price of Darkness
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Posted - 2010.09.13 05:23:00 -
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Originally by: captain foivos --I get one of her bodies
Dead Shot?
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.09.13 05:36:00 -
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I haven't yet decided between Soilet Green and Quafe.
Will pay cash monies for the confirmed destruction of Beachura and/or her property. |
Helmh0ltz
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Posted - 2010.09.13 05:44:00 -
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Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 02:26:41 Im not joking either lana, I do actually think your cool
also, to help you guys out
My Skills and ships I can fly
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Beachura
My Current location
Akkio V - Moon 6 - Caldari Funds Unlimited Vault
Beachura will destroy all gankers with her leet learning skills. ====== Your signature is freakishly huge for this forum. Please resize according to the forum rules, thanks. Shadow. |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.13 05:56:00 -
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Originally by: Helmh0ltz
Originally by: Beachura Edited by: Beachura on 13/09/2010 02:26:41 Im not joking either lana, I do actually think your cool
also, to help you guys out
My Skills and ships I can fly
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Beachura
My Current location
Akkio V - Moon 6 - Caldari Funds Unlimited Vault
Beachura will destroy all gankers with her leet learning skills.
Wat.. you DONT have learning skills like that??
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Spruillo
Gallente Yawn another Corp
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Posted - 2010.09.13 06:11:00 -
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Originally by: Beachura
My Skills and ships I can fly
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Beachura
Ill start bidding at 1b Seller pays transfer fees? If you'll take that for buyout Im online now. wait, no im not. Im going to bed.
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Sol Weinstein
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Posted - 2010.09.13 06:17:00 -
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I'm thinking that trade skill will really turn the tide of the war.
Sol
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.13 06:50:00 -
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Originally by: Sol Weinstein I'm thinking that trade skill will really turn the tide of the war.
Sol
*****ing about a skill at level 1 is like *****ing about errr... humm... no, you know what, its like nothing ever in the existence of humanity.. Now those PI skills on the other hand, we at the skool could use more PI.
(Serious about accepting if you apply, you just need to realise that I don't log in much)
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Sol Weinstein
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Posted - 2010.09.13 06:57:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Sol Weinstein I'm thinking that trade skill will really turn the tide of the war.
Sol
*****ing about a skill at level 1 is like *****ing about errr... humm... no, you know what, its like nothing ever in the existence of humanity.. Now those PI skills on the other hand, we at the skool could use more PI.
(Serious about accepting if you apply, you just need to realise that I don't log in much)
I didn't really understand this. Seems like a lot of anger towards my statement, it was an attempt at humor, which has nothing to do with you.
But I am okay with that.
Sol
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.13 07:46:00 -
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Originally by: Sol Weinstein
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Sol Weinstein I'm thinking that trade skill will really turn the tide of the war.
Sol
*****ing about a skill at level 1 is like *****ing about errr... humm... no, you know what, its like nothing ever in the existence of humanity.. Now those PI skills on the other hand, we at the skool could use more PI.
(Serious about accepting if you apply, you just need to realise that I don't log in much)
I didn't really understand this. Seems like a lot of anger towards my statement, it was an attempt at humor, which has nothing to do with you.
But I am okay with that.
Sol
Sorry its that supid no avatar image yet image.. It looks like it has freekin antenna!! INVASION OF THE ANT MEN!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Buck Marui
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.09.13 09:38:00 -
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Wow Beachura, troll extraordinaire.
Making the usual C+P clowns look like... well, clowns. |
Beachura
Perkone
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Posted - 2010.09.13 11:55:00 -
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Originally by: Seras Athran Edited by: Seras Athran on 13/09/2010 03:27:34 I lol'd. I actually know Beachura IRL
Lol, were you at i40?
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Beachura
Perkone
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Posted - 2010.09.13 11:59:00 -
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Right lana, Application is in, any chance you can drop that tax by 5 or 10%?
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Dizzy Lizzie
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Posted - 2010.09.13 14:58:00 -
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/me confused. I thought it was established that Lana is a well know scammer.
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Beachura
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.13 15:36:00 -
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I think me and lana are going to get along fine :)
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Sol Weinstein
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Posted - 2010.09.13 16:05:00 -
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Are you moving corps on the eve of battle? I label you a coward!
Sol
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Sol Weinstein
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Posted - 2010.09.13 16:11:00 -
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New wardec has been declared on Minmatar Republic Military Skool.
24 hours.
Sol
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Seras Athran
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Posted - 2010.09.13 16:34:00 -
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Edited by: Seras Athran on 13/09/2010 16:35:02
Originally by: Beachura
Originally by: Seras Athran I lol'd. I actually know Beachura IRL
Lol, were you at i40?
Bingo. G2, far end of your row
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Beachura
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.13 16:45:00 -
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Originally by: Seras Athran Edited by: Seras Athran on 13/09/2010 16:35:02
Originally by: Beachura
Originally by: Seras Athran I lol'd. I actually know Beachura IRL
Lol, were you at i40?
Bingo. G2, far end of your row
Oh sweet mate, epic :)
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