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Squizz Caphinator
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Posted - 2010.09.03 20:24:00 -
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"WHY CAN'T I POINT THIS ****ING NYX?!"
^^ That's me, on comms, ticked off that I can't tackle a Nyx in a Haven while flying my Crow... yea... I failed to realize what I was trying to do... *sigh*
Next, I see a swarm of 20 drones coming my way and then:
http://eve-primary.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=25127
Folks still make fun of me for that night :) -- Status: Long term hibernation. |
John'eh
Asteroid Belt Protection Services
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Posted - 2010.09.03 21:23:00 -
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Lost a 'Cane to a manticore w/ bombs.
I still miss that 'cane. - John'eh
Your Critics Are Your Best Friends, because they help you find your faults and help you improve to be better. Don't take my criticisms personally, I care about Eve just as much as you. |
Ayea Poulain
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Posted - 2010.09.03 22:55:00 -
[183]
Back on a character I sold a while back in a single week in late 2004, I lost 8 blackbirds, in 7 days. All to stupid mistakes, such as warping to a gate/station with a timer, or attacking targets at the gate and getting shot at, and one was to belt rats when I went afk to get a drink. Stupid stupid (and at the time, very expensive) mistakes.
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Pakhun
Minmatar Executive Intervention Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.09.06 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Squizz Caphinator "WHY CAN'T I POINT THIS ****ING NYX?!"
^^ That's me, on comms, ticked off that I can't tackle a Nyx in a Haven while flying my Crow... yea... I failed to realize what I was trying to do... *sigh*
Next, I see a swarm of 20 drones coming my way and then:
http://eve-primary.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=25127
Folks still make fun of me for that night :)
o/ Squizz. High-five for ex-primary :)
You tried to "scram" and "web" his mom, eh?
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Diddyo
Void Angels Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.09.06 02:07:00 -
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Originally by: Squizz Caphinator "WHY CAN'T I POINT THIS ****ING NYX?!"
^^ That's me, on comms, ticked off that I can't tackle a Nyx in a Haven while flying my Crow... yea... I failed to realize what I was trying to do... *sigh*
Next, I see a swarm of 20 drones coming my way and then:
http://eve-primary.com/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=25127
Folks still make fun of me for that night :)
Oh god i remember being on that op with you whilst back in Primary., it was pretty funny..
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Liang Nuren
Parsec Flux War.Pigs.
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Posted - 2010.09.06 05:31:00 -
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Hmmm....
Liang seeing if he can solo a Mega in a shield gank Brutix: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=10376949 (Answer = No)
Liang trying seeing if its a good idea to fight with Null at 3km: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=10655716 (Answer = No)
Liang testing the limits of jamming by warping to zero on a Zealot: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=6269149 (Funny fact = Liang had no missile skills)
Liang hiding cloaked 170km off of a gate, and someone ****ing randomly MWDs straight at him for 150km and decloaks him: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=10358081
But all of that is meaningless beside this one loss: So there I was, having left 0.0 (again) and joined the Privateers (again). I'm getting a little broke, so I'm flying what was then a pretty decent T1 cruiser. And, I make a blind jump... that doesn't turn out so well: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=1760604
Well my connection hiccuped (I would never never never be so stupid as to not be spamming warp out!!) and: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=1760605
So that's cool. I got podded, whatever.
Except. Why is everyone here at war with me? Why am I back in 0.0? Awwwwww ****, I didn't move my med clone. Fine, I'll just use my jump..... clone.... I, uh, do have one right? Right???? "Hey guys... uh, remember me? Um. Anyone recruiting?!?!?" "DIE IN A FIRE PRIVATEEEER!!!!!!"
-Liang -- Eve Forum ***** Extraordinaire On Twitter Blog
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Agallis Zinthros
Viziam
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Posted - 2010.09.06 06:59:00 -
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This one time .. I lost this Guardian ... It's not piracy, its surprise PVP. |
Max Khaos
Limited Liabilty Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.09.06 17:04:00 -
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During there first release,
Warping a Dread to a gate camp to find out it had a travel fit "cargo expanders etc" and all the expensive modules were it in hold.
Seemed like a good idea after a night on the town
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Agallis Zinthros
Viziam
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Posted - 2010.09.07 01:01:00 -
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Edited by: Agallis Zinthros on 07/09/2010 01:01:49 Whoops, just lost this JF
http://hgh.segachannel.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1904
Freaking hot dropping titans >:(. I am so mad right now that my jf got ganked. It's not piracy, its surprise PVP. |
Sad Trader
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Posted - 2010.09.07 06:33:00 -
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Lost 500mil sleipnir to dropped internet connection :(
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Tanaka Reina
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Posted - 2010.09.07 07:19:00 -
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This one time, I thought that meaby rancer isnt camped today.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=10013039
To this day I have no freaking idea what I was thinking. Good thing is, the expensive stuff didnt drop for em :P Theres more crapfits etc in my combat history but im learning, slowly.
Yesterday made a kill that was funny though, http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11252597
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Gecko O'Bac
H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.09.07 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Liang Nuren
Liang hiding cloaked 170km off of a gate, and someone ****ing randomly MWDs straight at him for 150km and decloaks him: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=10358081
-Liang
Uhm... I had that happen to me as well... And didn't seem random at all since not one but TWO guys mwd'ed directly to me. I think it may be an issue due to lag... Perhaps you activated cloak while in warp and they saw you arrive in that spot (the server registered the cloak activation a little later than you thought)? I think that's what happened to me.
Either that or some exploit, though I doubt it... It'd be all the rage with the cries against AFK cloakers :D
(Fortunately, no sad losses to add to the thread for the moment :P)
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Tragot Gomndor
Amarr Grunts.
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Posted - 2010.09.08 11:05:00 -
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being with a drake in a shield battleship pos attack fleet... and warping first to the pos... BANG... but i had my revenge to the evil mofo pos... he died in a blaze of glory yaarrr... ------------------------------------------- ALL SHALL FALL |
Gypsio III
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2010.09.08 11:39:00 -
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1. Join SHC gank night roam into the southwest with T2-rigged AML Cerberus. 2. Realise in the middle of Querious that I've managed to fit a CN Invuln instead of a T2 one. 3. Carry on regardless. 4. Decide it's time for bed. Break off from gang and travel unscouted through 0.0 to return to highsec. 5. Safely reach highsec pocket in Aridia. Carry on regardless to contiguous highsec. Choose not to unfit CN Invuln. 6. Back in lowsec, see BS and BCs camping gate on scan. Carry on regardless, since I'm faster than them. 7. Jump into other side of their camp. Get instantly tackled by a RRed Keres, and damped out of lock range. Keres enters my lock range just as I start switching to FOFs. 8. Get tackled further and die... along with the CN Invuln.
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Ethan Blue
Domine Noctis
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Posted - 2010.09.14 12:50:00 -
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This is my shame. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Had a Domi tackled in my Arazu and the gang was wailing on him... had him into structure... I was tanking gate guns and he used ECM drones to break free. I warp to a planet and wait for him to land somewhere so I can warp to scout and lock him down again. He sits in local for 3 minutes and we realized he docked up... I warped 20km from station and hit my cloak button in warp. THEN I alt+Tab over to my sisi client to finish fitting out the new ship I just spent 2 mil test server SP to be able to test. Alt+Tab back to keep eyes on station when I realized that I had not successfully cloaked my ship, which is now a wreck sitting next to me. I don't mind losing the ship, what I hate is that I had not had a session change, so the dude who did 0 damage to break my lock of ECM drones 5 minutes earlier is on the killmail.
My Shame
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Cattegirn
Coniurati
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Posted - 2010.10.05 15:44:00 -
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Edited by: Cattegirn on 05/10/2010 15:45:36 My gosh, I think I have beat my old "covert ops in a bubble" story. Maybe even all your stories. :P
Enjoy:
Director of a casual corp, mostly a bunch of guys that know each other from real life, we do a little of everything without much ado. What we hadn't got a lot of was, recently anyhow, PVP. Nobody has much experience FCing except for one other fellow and myself. And at that, it's been a while.
So I volunteer to take 3 guys out and try to bait a pirate in lowsec. We fit up in Villore and out of habit from my old militia days, I jump into an adjacent lowsec system while they wait on the other side of the gate and I hit the belts. Immediately I discover an Osprey mining a belt, first try. Suspicious? We thought so too. Maybe it's bait for a trap. Check local, going down a list of 12 or 13 names and they're all from different corps, nothing scary looking at all.
Funny too, he lets me fly right up to him, point blank, without warping away.
With the green light from the local list and a target I think I can pop pretty quickly I proclaim "I'm going for it. If it's bait, oh well." And I start shooting.
Moments later, my shields are dropping, there goes my armor and hull and I'm in a pod. "What the **** did that Osprey do?" I wonder out loud.
I'm warping back to Villore in my pod when a fleet buddy comes to check the site of the wreck and spar with this uber-osprey.
Except it isn't the Osprey that was there, it was Concord. No, this wasn't a low sec system after all. I just had assumed it was.
It's my first time out leading a fleet with these guys and I got myself concorded. :D
It ain't over yet. I never have really been much into high sec pvp other than against Red & Blue (wardec.) Thinking I knew the rules, I docked up and brought up my shiney (don't they shine?) Myrmidon BC. This is one of my better PVP ships incidentally. ;)
Undock, warp to safe and get on the comms to reorganize the fleet. Hello again, Concord. Two ships down in about 5 minutes, and I have another 15 minutes to wait in the bloody station before I can get back to the fleet. And I'm the bloody FC.
I've been playing the game for 2 years nearly. :P
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xBlue Laserx
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Posted - 2010.10.06 03:31:00 -
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Lost a Bc cuz I fell asleep while I was in a belt... was sooo tired...
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Mordecai Jair
Shadows Of The Federation
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Posted - 2010.10.06 09:22:00 -
[198]
I lost a Hawk to a Merlin in 1v1..... yeah i know fail xD
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vorneus
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Posted - 2010.10.06 12:39:00 -
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Couple of things stand out.
A few weeks ago I was running a L4 mission in an Ishtar, alt-tabbed and completely forgot about it. Came back a few hours later to find my pod. Oops.
Another amusing incident was ages ago when I engaged someone in a belt in a Claw. Only I didn't realise my solo roam had taken me into a 0.5 sec system. Lol.
Done quite a few other stupid things (such as engaging in fights where I literally have no chance of winning, but got bored and thought I'd try anyway), but those above are probably the most dumb.
-Ed
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Milla Jovobitch
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Posted - 2010.10.06 13:24:00 -
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Fell asleep and lost a pimped-up Caldari Navy Raven to 5 NPC frigs on a mission acceleration gate.
I used to play very late, and after that loss I decided to start to field perma-boosting Navy Ravens just in case I happen to fall asleep. It happened a lot of times.
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Ozzy Dreads
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Posted - 2010.10.07 13:08:00 -
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Originally by: Odvian im just curious as to what has been your most embarrassing Loss.
My virginity.
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G'kardan
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Posted - 2010.10.07 20:12:00 -
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Originally by: Ozzy Dreads My virginity.
This killmail is probably fake. Proof or GTFO.
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Deejay Mikey
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Posted - 2010.10.08 08:41:00 -
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Edited by: Deejay Mikey on 08/10/2010 08:44:27 Tengu 1 Afk on 0.0 gate while playing plants vs. zombies, and smoking weed..
Tengu 2 Forgot that war has just begun, like a minute ago, undocked. Also weed related death, was baked out of my mind that day.
manticore just because a system name is DORIL, does not mean it is not a 0.0 system, and that therefore i should stop spamming d-scan for potential bubbles and like 30 cans which might uncloak you. :/
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Idicious Lightbane
Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2010.10.11 21:10:00 -
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Didn't happen to me but I got to witness it first hand so here it is
We were chasing a GCC pirate BS gang through low-sec trying to get them to engage us, they kept running but we were very close behind. Eventually we see them warping to a high-sec gate and assumed it was a mistake by their FC, we land right behind them and our FC starts calling primaries and telling us to spread point as they are stuck we thought. To our great surprise (and their shock on the other side I"m guessing) they jumped the gate, we jumped after them and *****d on the Concord KM's
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Grog Barrel
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Posted - 2010.10.12 02:02:00 -
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Originally by: Fey Niral Aggroed a harbie with my ashimmu in low sec, forgetting that said harbie pilot always has a falcon alt with him. After being jammed for a while and armor going down fast managed to get a lock on the harbie, neuted him dry and warped out with 21% hull... To a station... With globals and aggression timer on.
lemme guess: jameli!
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Wacktopia
Bi-Tech Theory Focused Intentions
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Posted - 2010.10.12 13:32:00 -
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Had the balls to take on a Brutix solo in a SB. Killed it, just. Then warped to gate in my excitement and got wtfpwted by teh sentries.
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Murauke
EvE Rookie Collective EvE Rookie Collective Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.12 13:52:00 -
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I have lost too many ships but MEH so what its PVP, most embarrassing one for me was loosing a vagabond to a taranis...no idea how i didnt win that one...LOL
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General Rivera
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Posted - 2010.10.12 16:17:00 -
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When i started play Eve i used to Rat in a Raven in what was then Sylph space. One thing i didnt know at the time is that i could leave Ammo in the cargo hold so that i can reload my launchers (Which i had T1 Heavy Launchers on my Raven lmao) So im there doing my thing and BANG!! out of no where i see a Faction Sansha BS and at the same time i ran out of ammo. So my dumb ass try's to warp off when a Taranis comes and warp scrams me. so now i have no ammo and i cant go nowhere, the Sansha Faction and the Taranis slowly killed me. The Big Bang in this story is the other mod i had on my raven at the time that made it a big loss for me Check -->
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=3940165
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Mikhail Dmitriev
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Posted - 2010.10.12 16:52:00 -
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Went to assist my main with my mission drake. Realized that as a PVE alt I had never updated my clone, and lost full +4s, 120 mil in hardwirings, and 400k SP off of Battlecruisers 5. Not to mention my mission fit Drake ... I only brought him for the extra deeps!
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Eagle Tarquinas
Gallente Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.10.13 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Murauke I have lost too many ships but MEH so what its PVP, most embarrassing one for me was loosing a vagabond to a taranis...no idea how i didnt win that one...LOL
Actually thats not too bad. You obviously made a mistake in some form, but once a taranis gets within scram range your essentially toast if he is skilled as its just *pop warriors* then orbit 500. You just let him get too close.
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