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Bai ZongTong
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.06.27 20:41:00 -
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Edited by: Bai ZongTong on 27/06/2010 20:41:13 HYDRA INTELIGINCE recently declassified a confidential document which I shall share with C&P
-start of release-
HYDRA OFFICAL INTELIGINCE RELEASE
06/27/2010 20:30 GMT
Ever since the Imperial Commonwealth [IC]'s entrance into HYDRA RELOADED <HYDRA> and its subsequent departure with HYDRA's capital wing, HYDRA RELOADED have since hired Standards and Practices [IEEE] for a continued investigation on Imperial Commonwealth and former Rear Admiral Joe Phoenix's whereabouts and motifs.
It has been more than half year since the start of the investigation, and after a few weeks of little tangible result, HYDRA RELOADED funded its own HYDRA INTELIGINCE wing to perform independent inquiries on the matter.
Since HYDRA RELOADED's contract with Standards and Practices started, Joe and Zedrik, IEEE's former CEO, had many formal confrontations but never measurable results. There were chatlogs posted, some forum battels, and questionable skrimishes that all remain inconclusive.
Joe Phoenix subsequently took Imperial Commonwealth into Providence for CVA's protection.
Few months later, HYDRA RELOADED joined the provibloc and extended our investigation to inner councils of CVA.
What we found was shocking.
It appears that Joe Phoenix and Zedrik Cayne are in fact the same person.
Not only that, they are both the infamous Lana Torrin's alt characters.
The purpose of those characters are to make ammunition for Lana's forum credibility and other unknown purposes.
We hereby release this crucial information to the public.
Bai ZongTong
Minister of Internal Affairs Minister of Internal Communications Chairman of HYDRA INTELIGINCE
-end of release- HYDRA RELOADED 2009: APPLY TODAY. JOIN THE WINNING SIDE. |
JASON W0RTHING
The Devolved
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Posted - 2010.06.27 21:02:00 -
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Recruitment posts are not allowed in Crime and Punishment.
Originally by: CCP Shadow What is thy bidd -- Wait. This thread, I have an irresistible urge to lock it for "being related to neither crime nor punishment."
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trenny jr
Caldari Order of Celestial Knights Galactic System Lords Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.27 21:46:00 -
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Originally by: JASON W0RTHING Recruitment posts are not allowed in Crime and Punishment.
fail
Originally by: Alticius Espionicus Ankhesentapemkah: the Sarah Palin of EVE.
[00:18:49] Lady Spank > /emote squiggles
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AterraX
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.06.27 21:59:00 -
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Now this could become entertaining ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Fact of EVE forums: They will always come an anounomys alt-toon and question someones character... |
aRidionn
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Posted - 2010.06.27 22:01:00 -
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Originally by: Bai ZongTong
Chairman of HYDRA INTELIGINCE
Very inteligint indeed good sir...I just hope not all your chairmen show that much of intilligints
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2010.06.27 22:01:00 -
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And there I was, thinking that Germany beating England would be the greatest non-shocker of the day ...
p.s. you forgot to mention that Lana herself is a SpankaltÖ, even though she doesn't realize it yet. Help us to make parrots game related today! |
Baillif
Red Mist Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.27 22:10:00 -
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Joe Phoenix= Best Torrin
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.06.27 22:15:00 -
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Hello Ran Khanon, I thought the LaLiLuLeLo had captured you. Good to see you are alive.
Bai ZongTong has been underground recently for obvious reasons. Looks like the hard work has paid off.
The Spank Disinformation Administration has obviously been working overtime as I can confirm Lady Spank has no alts despite popular belief otherwise.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2010.06.27 22:51:00 -
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Originally by: Gladys Pank Hello Ran Khanon, I thought the LaLiLuLeLo had captured you. Good to see you are alive.
Bai ZongTong has been underground recently for obvious reasons. Looks like the hard work has paid off.
The Spank Disinformation Administration has obviously been working overtime as I can confirm Lady Spank has no alts despite popular belief otherwise.
Hello Gladys Pank, I am deeply sorry that I failed at notifying you in a timely fashion of my recent 10-day internet deprived absence. During this time I tried to locate Boomershoot baiting geologists in real life amongst the main veldspar deposits of the Italian Alps. I sadly failed at this task and am now back to suffer your wrath once more.
Regards,
RK Help us to make parrots game related today! |
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Original Sin.
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:02:00 -
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Huh? What? Me and Joe the same person?
You need to deliver whatever your intelligence factory is smoking to the rest of us so we can enjoy the fantasy world you're in. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:27:00 -
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Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 27/06/2010 23:28:16
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 27/06/2010 23:08:02 Huh? What? Me and Joe the same person?
You need to deliver whatever your intelligence factory is smoking to the rest of us so we can enjoy the fantasy world you're in.
Edit: And me and Lana? How come your intelligence forces aren't dead from overdosing on....whatever it is they are smoking.
If you are doubting an official HIA (HYDRA INTELIGINCE AGENCY) report please provide evidence to the contrary before making baseless accusations, thank you Zedrik.
Full APIs for all of your accounts to be eve mailed Chairman ZongTong would suffice.
Originally by: Queue K'Umber It is unseemly when a player becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Original Sin.
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 27/06/2010 23:28:16
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 27/06/2010 23:08:02 Huh? What? Me and Joe the same person?
You need to deliver whatever your intelligence factory is smoking to the rest of us so we can enjoy the fantasy world you're in.
Edit: And me and Lana? How come your intelligence forces aren't dead from overdosing on....whatever it is they are smoking.
If you are doubting an official HIA (HYDRA INTELIGINCE AGENCY) report please provide evidence to the contrary before making baseless accusations, thank you Zedrik.
Full APIs for all of your accounts to be eve mailed Chairman ZongTong would suffice.
Limited api's sent from every account. Don't see how that can help...I can't prove a negative. But there ya go. --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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The'Best Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:43:00 -
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Bai is very HIA indeed.
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Creepy Goat
Schindlers Ignore List
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Posted - 2010.06.28 00:28:00 -
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This thread is already shaping up to be epic. Oh Zedrik..
Signature not appropriate - Adida |
Commander Predator
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Posted - 2010.06.28 00:48:00 -
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i too have shocking information -
He went to jared! Hello, My Name is.... |
Asuka Smith
Gallente StarHunt
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Posted - 2010.06.28 01:34:00 -
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Zedrik Cayne, General Windypops, Lexa Hellfury, Joe Phoenix, Liang Nuren, Bai ZongTong, Tarminic, Tiller, Ginger Magician, Garmon, Cyvok, Aralis are all Lana Torrin.
The real question you should be asking is, "Is Lana actually the prime?" I highly doubt it. I think Oveur is the prime and I think he has been taking us for a ride in game.
Think about it, all these characters feed eachother. Lana is a well known forum alt for Lexa, and Lexa is well known for robbing from Joe, and Joe is well known for his involvement in Hydra which is well known for it's relation to Garmon.
All of these characters are different elements of Oveur's gaming personality, in the early days he liked being a pirate and he tried to inject life into the pirate community by running both the ginger and the tiller side of things. Eventually he grew tired of the low-sec PVP and had the fake Ginger banning occur as a dramatic conclusion.
Later on, he decided to do the 0.0 thing and formed a 0.0 alliance named Ascendent Frontier under the name of Cyvok. I mean, think about it, Cyvok is obviously a developer. ASCN achieved huge prominence rapidly, and had a massive PVE focus. Who would focus on PVE besides a developer? Every genuine player I have ever known has ONLY liked PVP. Only some out of touch developer who has no idea what EVE is about would form some touchy-feely alliance like Cyvok did.
The reason I finger Oveur as the developer in all of this is because when BoB cheated to beat ASCN in the war, Oveur was the one who disciplined T20. And he did it because he took it personally.
Possibly the only reason T20 cheated on behalf of BoB in the first place however is because it was an open-secret in the office that Oveur was helping out ASCN with his dev powers and T20 wanted to even the scales. This would explain why CCP was hesitant to punish T20, because he was not really at fault he was just evening the odds. Ultimately Oveur have rank however and he got T20 put on latrine duty.
As for the Bai ZongTong and Tarminic suspicions, that lies on the fact that Tarminic was a major forum troll who mysteriously disappeared around the same time General Windypops and Bai ZongTong showed up on the scene.
The reason for all these character switches is because Oveur is a drunken icelander who can't keep the cat in the bag and once his character is IDd as a dev he has to abandon the character and get the guy who found him out to sign an NDA, either in return for ISK or IRL cash. Ultimately this self-destructive behavior is why Oveur wound up shelved and only his bitter in-game personas remain.
Coincidences? You decide...
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Emo TP
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.06.28 03:24:00 -
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HYDRA are as fail as my attempts at poetry and depression.
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.06.28 03:41:00 -
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Confirming second in the alliance tournament is obvious fail.
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Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust
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Posted - 2010.06.28 03:46:00 -
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the PROVAILing in this thread is too much
Quote: CCP Mindstar > Sorry - I've completely messed all that up. lets try again
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Nalesh
The Children Of Gallifrey Snatch Victory
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Posted - 2010.06.28 03:46:00 -
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Originally by: Gladys Pank Confirming second in the alliance tournament is obvious fail.
I had made popcorn, gotten imported beer and everything hoping for a long fight ---
Originally by: Terminal Insanity
Originally by: CCP Soundwave I am literally the internet
Does that mean i'm shooting my packets into your inviting tubes?
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Azura Noctis
Amarr SWARTA Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.06.28 03:50:00 -
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Originally by: Nalesh
Originally by: Gladys Pank Confirming second in the alliance tournament is obvious fail.
I had made popcorn, gotten imported beer and everything hoping for a long fight
Oh it was still enjoyable for many other reasons. :)
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.06.28 03:56:00 -
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Hi Azura M8.
This thread has all the power movers right here on the first page. About time the damning connections came to light. The question is, do you believe it or not?
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Azura Noctis
Amarr SWARTA Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.06.28 03:58:00 -
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Originally by: Gladys Pank Hi Azura M8.
This thread has all the power movers right here on the first page. About time the damning connections came to light. The question is, do you believe it or not?
It's very hard to believe anything said by anyone in general.
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.06.28 04:09:00 -
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Originally by: Azura Noctis
Originally by: Gladys Pank Hi Azura M8.
This thread has all the power movers right here on the first page. About time the damning connections came to light. The question is, do you believe it or not?
It's very hard to believe anything said by anyone in general.
Fear not. This isn't general, it's crime and punishment.
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Azura Noctis
Amarr SWARTA Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.06.28 04:14:00 -
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Yes C&P is a most reliable source of accurate information. :P
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Utada Hikki
EMI Talent Agency
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Posted - 2010.06.28 04:47:00 -
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Edited by: Utada Hikki on 28/06/2010 04:48:49
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Edited by: Zedrik Cayne on 27/06/2010 23:08:02 Huh? What? Me and Joe the same person?
You need to deliver whatever your intelligence factory is smoking to the rest of us so we can enjoy the fantasy world you're in.
Edit: And me and Lana? How come your intelligence forces aren't dead from overdosing on....whatever it is they are smoking.
Zedrik m8,
Explain to me this.
We commissioned you to investigate on Joe Phoenix.
Given your past investigative results, IC should have been an easy target. Moreover, you seem to have previous experiences with dealing with Joe Phoenix. It was natural that HYDRA contracted you to head this important investigation, hoping that we would see strong and quick results.
However, what we continuously see is ineffective skirmishes, then you subsequently surrendered and hid inside the ranks of Original Sin.
Not long after you went into exile, Joe Phoenix easily found you and Lana Torrin replaced your position in IEEE.
What do you have to defend yourself???
Mere API keys will not work as you most likely have multiple accounts to disguise this operation.
Face it Zedrik. (edit: Lana)
Utada Hikki
CEO of EMI Talent Agency
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w1lds1n3
Bronze Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.28 04:52:00 -
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Originally by: Azura Noctis Yes C&P is a most reliable source of accurate information. :P
Confirming that C&P is THE place to get the straight-dope.
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whispous
Gallente NibbleTek RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.06.28 07:59:00 -
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We had the original scrawled press release banners :(
http://www.eve-search.com/thread/1205312/page/1
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Utada Hikki
EMI Talent Agency
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Posted - 2010.06.28 08:11:00 -
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Originally by: whispous We had the original scrawled press release banners :(
http://www.eve-search.com/thread/1205312/page/1
but did u have transparent background?
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Poo Ka'hontas
Red Eye Industrial
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Posted - 2010.06.28 10:06:00 -
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but who why when
Zedric is Lana Joe is Zedric they are both Hellfury and they are all an Dev
but who why when
Originally by: CCP Fallout
No. CCP Shadow should behave the same way forums do during downtime. Up, but maybe a little slow.
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