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Lord Abako
Just Us Guys In Space
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Posted - 2010.06.26 09:02:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Abako on 26/06/2010 09:11:16 Greetings and salutations fine people of C&P! It is I, Lord Abako, your conductor on this crazy train that is life in Just Us Guys In Space. As many people enjoyed reading my first story about our exploits in the EVE universe, I am hard at work on the next one. WeÆve had our ups and downs, wins and loses, but itÆs always been a blast! However I still need more material for my next story, so how about something to keep you occupied in the meantime?
We have recently come out of a war with some pretty skilled mercs, who taught us a nice lesson about how a 7 man crew is definitely not enough sometimes. Good times and hard battles were had. So fresh out of that, I decided that it would be fun to just kill some people for the sake of killing people. Which, of course, means some noobish carebears.
Now before people begin chiming in with phrases such as: ôWhy donÆt you fight people who actually want to fight?ö or ôWhy donÆt you go to low sec if you wanna fight?ö or ôDo you suck so much that you only can kill noobs?ö I personally donÆt care what you think in the slightest. IÆve heard it all before. Many people know that it is quite entertaining to sometimes just slaughter some carebears, they make funny noises when you shoot them.
So we decide to dec a corp called NIH Industries, as we found them randomly when looking in Recruitment channel. Bad luck for them. We did a good bit of homework on them and discovered that one of their higher ups, Thomas Blair, sells a good amount of ETCs to make ISK. ThatÆs funny, because I could have sworn he just posted here on C&P yesterday whining about how they were too poor to pay the PALTRY 100 million ISK I asked to make us go away. And here I was being nice with the fee because they were mostly noobs. Silly me.
For those who havenÆt seen it, heres the link: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=post&channelID=12451
Originally by: Thomas Blair In recent events, my peaceful industrial corporation [NIH Industries] has been war dec'd by a small pirate corporation known as "Just us guys in space". Due to our small size we haven't been able to invest enough resources and time to form a sizable security division for situations such as this. Having spoken to the leader of the pirate gang, he has demanded the following:
* An exorbitant ransom of 100 million, too much for even our corp mates collective wallets to muster.
Furthermore he stated that resisting pvp by staying docked and trying to wait out the storm will result in them grief'ing us to the point where we would have to disband.
Is there any anti-griefer corporations our there willing to lend a hand? If so please post in this thread and/or contact me in game.
Theres the original post as he seems to have deleted it. Now Im all for people coming here and requesting help because they refuse to pay us. Plenty of people do that due to their misguided notions that paying pirates is akin to supporting terrorism. However, I personally take issue with the fact that he tried to illicit extra sympathy by crying about how poor they are when he has plenty of ISK. Don't believe me? Heres an excerpt from our negotiations:
[ 2010.06.25 03:57:57 ] Charming Pirate > I can tell you that should you chose to try to wait us out, we probably then seek to erradicate your corp completely out of anger [ 2010.06.25 03:58:02 ] Charming Pirate > choose* [ 2010.06.25 03:58:24 ] Charming Pirate > I am very like Nexa Necis in that regard [ 2010.06.25 04:00:30 ] Victim > Abako, with all due respect, war deccing us for a little action and isk is acceptable, but to grief us into disbandment, is a whole matter entirely. You indeed know I sell a lot of ETC's, you know I have money, I could just hire REPO to force you into [ 2010.06.25 04:00:35 ] Victim > submission. [ 2010.06.25 04:00:47 ] Charming Pirate > hehe that is indeed true :)
Man I didn't know REPO works for less than 100 mil
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Terminal Insanity
Minmatar Gith Industries
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Posted - 2010.06.26 09:50:00 -
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with all their whining i have a feeling they'll be dec'd by a lot of other people soon...
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CyberRaver
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
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Posted - 2010.06.26 09:56:00 -
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Hmm i might even toss the money in myself for them next week see how they like being chased by a larger group
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Creepy Goat
Schindlers Ignore List
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Posted - 2010.06.26 12:51:00 -
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Confirming I will also be paying up a new wardec fee
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GI Hoe
Caldari Nite-Marez
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Posted - 2010.06.26 14:50:00 -
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Ooh, these guys -do- sound like fun.
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aRidionn
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Posted - 2010.06.26 15:43:00 -
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hai guise...I heard theres still room on the wardec list :P
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.06.26 18:00:00 -
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Have you considered applying for an R01 grant from them?
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Thomas Blair
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Posted - 2010.06.26 19:48:00 -
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Tom here,
The fact of the matter is, we weren't "whining" or "bawwwwwwwwing", or what have you. I know there are anti-griefing corporations out there that are more than willing to defend helpless carebear corporations just for the price of the wardec fee. And to what Abako said, yes, it's true, I've sold plenty of GTC's in my time...
And?
You know what that means in the long run? Not diddly sh*t.
Whether or not I have several billion isk or if i only had a few hundred million, the administration team and myself have agreed to not negotiate ISK with terrorists. That's right, terrorists.
And as an answer to what my original thread stated, okay, I lied about being poor. But it would behoove oneself to not broadcast the fact that you have wealth to a thread otherwise infested by pirates. But it looks like Abako here has already done that work, so good job amigo.
As I am writing this I can only fathom how many more pirate corporations will war dec us to cash in on this potential bounty. You can go ahead. Operations will continue as normal, we'll hold our normal mining operations, ratting operations and go ahead with the barbecue we planned for this weekend. This is only a minor nuisance on our road-map. You won't get even a single exotic dancer from us.
So go ahead, wardec us, camp our HQ (Piekura btw), much laughs will be had on our end.
Inb4 "Somebody call the waaambulance" "U mad? "
tl;dr **** you.
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Amanda Eidolo
Ejaculating Cobra Toddler Apocalypse
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Posted - 2010.06.26 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: Thomas Blair stuff
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Felix Esperium
Lysergic Distortions Research and Development
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Posted - 2010.06.26 20:12:00 -
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Originally by: Thomas Blair Tom here,
The fact of the matter is, we weren't "whining" or "bawwwwwwwwing", or what have you. I know there are anti-griefing corporations out there that are more than willing to defend helpless carebear corporations just for the price of the wardec fee. And to what Abako said, yes, it's true, I've sold plenty of GTC's in my time...
And?
You know what that means in the long run? Not diddly sh*t.
Whether or not I have several billion isk or if i only had a few hundred million, the administration team and myself have agreed to not negotiate ISK with terrorists. That's right, terrorists.
And as an answer to what my original thread stated, okay, I lied about being poor. But it would behoove oneself to not broadcast the fact that you have wealth to a thread otherwise infested by pirates. But it looks like Abako here has already done that work, so good job amigo.
As I am writing this I can only fathom how many more pirate corporations will war dec us to cash in on this potential bounty. You can go ahead. Operations will continue as normal, we'll hold our normal mining operations, ratting operations and go ahead with the barbecue we planned for this weekend. This is only a minor nuisance on our road-map. You won't get even a single exotic dancer from us.
So go ahead, wardec us, camp our HQ (Piekura btw), much laughs will be had on our end.
Inb4 "Somebody call the waaambulance" "U mad? "
tl;dr **** you.
Quoting to preserve the funny so we don't have to eve-search later. Thanks for the free intel bro.
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Lowska Psyca
Gallente Uncle BoB on Crack
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Posted - 2010.06.26 20:24:00 -
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Does anyone have their member list? If so, please eve-mail it to me, thanks :)
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aRidionn
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Posted - 2010.06.26 20:29:00 -
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Originally by: Thomas Blair Tom here,
The fact of the matter is, we weren't "whining" or "bawwwwwwwwing", or what have you. I know there are anti-griefing corporations out there that are more than willing to defend helpless carebear corporations just for the price of the wardec fee. And to what Abako said, yes, it's true, I've sold plenty of GTC's in my time...
And?
You know what that means in the long run? Not diddly sh*t.
Whether or not I have several billion isk or if i only had a few hundred million, the administration team and myself have agreed to not negotiate ISK with terrorists. That's right, terrorists.
And as an answer to what my original thread stated, okay, I lied about being poor. But it would behoove oneself to not broadcast the fact that you have wealth to a thread otherwise infested by pirates. But it looks like Abako here has already done that work, so good job amigo.
As I am writing this I can only fathom how many more pirate corporations will war dec us to cash in on this potential bounty. You can go ahead. Operations will continue as normal, we'll hold our normal mining operations, ratting operations and go ahead with the barbecue we planned for this weekend. This is only a minor nuisance on our road-map. You won't get even a single exotic dancer from us.
So go ahead, wardec us, camp our HQ (Piekura btw), much laughs will be had on our end.
Inb4 "Somebody call the waaambulance" "U mad? "
tl;dr **** you.
doing a wild guess, but I think you just ruined your corp and should really really consider to disband and set up the buisiness somewhere else
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Creepy Goat
Schindlers Ignore List
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Posted - 2010.06.26 22:50:00 -
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Originally by: Felix Esperium
Originally by: Thomas Blair Tom here,
The fact of the matter is, we weren't "whining" or "bawwwwwwwwing", or what have you. I know there are anti-griefing corporations out there that are more than willing to defend helpless carebear corporations just for the price of the wardec fee. And to what Abako said, yes, it's true, I've sold plenty of GTC's in my time...
And?
You know what that means in the long run? Not diddly ****.
Whether or not I have several billion isk or if i only had a few hundred million, the administration team and myself have agreed to not negotiate ISK with terrorists. That's right, terrorists.
And as an answer to what my original thread stated, okay, I lied about being poor. But it would behoove oneself to not broadcast the fact that you have wealth to a thread otherwise infested by pirates. But it looks like Abako here has already done that work, so good job amigo.
As I am writing this I can only fathom how many more pirate corporations will war dec us to cash in on this potential bounty. You can go ahead. Operations will continue as normal, we'll hold our normal mining operations, ratting operations and go ahead with the barbecue we planned for this weekend. This is only a minor nuisance on our road-map. You won't get even a single exotic dancer from us.
So go ahead, wardec us, camp our HQ (Piekura btw), much laughs will be had on our end.
Inb4 "Somebody call the waaambulance" "U mad? "
tl;dr
Trolling removed and please do not evade the profanity filter. Zymurgist
Quoting to preserve the funny so we don't have to eve-search later. Thanks for the free intel bro.
My favourite part:
Originally by: Thomas Blair agreed to not negotiate ISK with terrorists. That's right, terrorists.
Originally by: Thomas Blair with terrorists. That's right, terrorists.
Originally by: Thomas Blair
terrorists.
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ItsmeHcK1
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Posted - 2010.06.26 23:15:00 -
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I am indeed awaiting your next story. Hell, I might've applied to join if you guys weren't living in the crappiest country in the world! :P Europe prevails! :P
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SunGod RA
Endless Destruction
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Posted - 2010.06.26 23:18:00 -
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Originally by: Creepy Goat My favourite part:
Originally by: Thomas Blair
SPACE DUCKS.
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Lord Abako
Just Us Guys In Space
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Posted - 2010.06.27 06:57:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Abako on 27/06/2010 06:57:09 I do so love being called a terrorist. And just so it is known, I tried to be VERY nice to these guys. I even offered that if they paid my very small fee, that I would keep any mention of them out of any story I wrote or tell anyone that they paid up so that they could fly under the radar! I don't think I have ever been that generous to a target before. So now I just feel like being an ass. Here is a complete member list for their corporation for anyone who wants to have a little fun with them, or any corporation that they try to join
Hydros Sepna Hectoria Avery Jaydefyre Doctor89 Eko'mo Hypertrophic Feanor Simaril Tayna Tranquillity To'an Berikath Martian Henrickson Deadbreeze CH'ernobog Fox Carter Xade209 Thomas Blair spkereve Praxulus Lorelei Alanah Cpt Bloodhound SePhIrA Lux Specktre Lisnar rabbitty Victor Ignacious Zamone Kentai Samica
Thats most of the actual players. They seem to have been creating alts recently and taking real members out of the corporation and putting alts in their place so these are the actual people to go after.
Have fun everyone
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Felix Esperium
Lysergic Distortions Research and Development
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Posted - 2010.06.27 07:39:00 -
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awesome.
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Whiny McEmokid
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Posted - 2010.06.27 12:56:00 -
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Originally by: Thomas Blair terrorists. That's right, terrorists.
I hear the US are going to bomb Iceland until CCP give up the whereabouts of Lord Abako.
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Rgarcia
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Posted - 2010.06.27 13:40:00 -
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Hmmm, looks like a nice dec coming your way Thomas Blair,
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Harrigan VonStudly
Gallente Isk Relocation Services
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Posted - 2010.06.27 15:42:00 -
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Terrorist checking in. Looks like the good ol' Thomas has pee'd in the wrong hole. It's bad enough you ****ed off Lord Abako's crew but you just shat on C&P. The God's of Crime and Punishment will have no mercy on you. Signature removed for inappropriate content. Zymurgist |
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Lowska Psyca
Gallente Uncle BoB on Crack
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Posted - 2010.06.27 16:05:00 -
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Edited by: Lowska Psyca on 27/06/2010 16:06:03
Originally by: Harrigan VonStudly Terrorist checking in. Looks like the good ol' Thomas has pee'd in the wrong hole. It's bad enough you ****ed off Lord Abako's crew but you just shat on C&P. The God's of Crime and Punishment will have no mercy on you.
If anyone wants a free war join my corp... war will be on in 48, unless ransom is paid :D
Edit: Oh, and it's Gods, not God's
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Creepy Goat
Schindlers Ignore List
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Posted - 2010.06.27 16:10:00 -
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Originally by: Lowska Psyca
If anyone wants a free war join my corp... war will be on in 48, unless ransom is paid :D
Ditto, got an alt corp up with wardec live in 24. Proud to be a terrorist
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Zeta Zhul
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.06.27 16:27:00 -
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Hmmm.
Every day I come over to C&P to be entertained. And every single day I have never been disappointed.
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Tofus
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Posted - 2010.06.28 13:37:00 -
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I can haz wardec too?
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Alazontez Gallenteur
Gallente Wolf-Monkey Bastards
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Posted - 2010.06.28 14:13:00 -
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/me grabs popcorn and a beer.
This should prove to be quite interesting. ---------------------------------------------- There is no honor in war, only victory and defeat
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King Gore
Sword and Pistol
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Posted - 2010.06.28 15:32:00 -
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Originally by: Thomas Blair Tom here,
The fact of the matter is, we weren't "whining" or "bawwwwwwwwing", or what have you. I know there are anti-griefing corporations out there that are more than willing to defend helpless carebear corporations just for the price of the wardec fee. And to what Abako said, yes, it's true, I've sold plenty of GTC's in my time...
And?
You know what that means in the long run? Not diddly ****.
Whether or not I have several billion isk or if i only had a few hundred million, the administration team and myself have agreed to not negotiate ISK with terrorists. That's right, terrorists.
And as an answer to what my original thread stated, okay, I lied about being poor. But it would behoove oneself to not broadcast the fact that you have wealth to a thread otherwise infested by pirates. But it looks like Abako here has already done that work, so good job amigo.
As I am writing this I can only fathom how many more pirate corporations will war dec us to cash in on this potential bounty. You can go ahead. Operations will continue as normal, we'll hold our normal mining operations, ratting operations and go ahead with the barbecue we planned for this weekend. This is only a minor nuisance on our road-map. You won't get even a single exotic dancer from us.
So go ahead, wardec us, camp our HQ (Piekura btw), much laughs will be had on our end.
Inb4 "Somebody call the waaambulance" "U mad? "
tl;dr
Trolling removed and please do not evade the profanity filter. Zymurgist
This gets my vote for "Worst CEO of the month". -
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Originally by: Kahn Souphanousinphone I thought I was going to live next to a powerful man, now I just live next to power.
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Drone 613
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Posted - 2010.06.28 17:09:00 -
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I wonder, since this fella paid for his isk via ETC then could this be considered the equivalent of an RL mugging?
Not saying that's bad, just an interesting concept to think about.
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bellaren
Caldari Maximatics Inc
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Posted - 2010.06.28 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Drone 613 I wonder, since this fella paid for his isk via ETC then could this be considered the equivalent of an RL mugging?
Eh it is more like arson,the evil griefers are not really stealing much from him be he sure as hell will lose a lot.
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James Tritanius
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Posted - 2010.06.28 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: bellaren
Originally by: Drone 613 I wonder, since this fella paid for his isk via ETC then could this be considered the equivalent of an RL mugging?
Eh it is more like arson,the evil griefers are not really stealing much from him be he sure as hell will lose a lot.
You mean terrorism.
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.06.28 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Drone 613 I wonder, since this fella paid for his isk via ETC then could this be considered the equivalent of an RL mugging?
Not saying that's bad, just an interesting concept to think about.
He chose to mine in that belt just like mission runners and PvE'ers choose to put themselves in places where they might get blown up. Considering that 100% of the digital property in this game belongs to CCP, losing stuff (no matter how it happens or how you paid for it) does not constitute an actual loss of anything to the player from any standpoint relevant to this discussion. Long story short no it's not comparable to a mugging at all. But enough of this. I want to hear more about Pipe**** Jackxon.
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