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masternerdguy
Gallente Caldari Naval Reserve
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Posted - 2010.04.23 20:12:00 -
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Yesterday, I went outside and there was this carpenter bee going to drill up my deck. So, I took a full trash bag and proceeded to swat at it.
The first few hits were misses and it did that thing where it flies up into your face and tries to scare you off.
Then, I landed a hit and the bee flew straight down onto the concrete, but it got back up and continued to pester me.
Finally, I hit it again and sent it flying into a fence, and then it stopped moving.
I won the fight as we all can see, I an an elite solo pvper.
I know this is about the same as carrier vs AFK noob ship but its MY solo kill
What other real life pvp have you won lately?
This is a carpenter bee its very dangerous and a difficult fight.
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happygoat
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Posted - 2010.04.23 20:18:00 -
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good for you i killed a spider
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randomname4me
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Posted - 2010.04.23 20:19:00 -
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You fail at both posting in the right place and linking.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Thread has degenerated into nothing but spam.
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente C C P
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Posted - 2010.04.23 20:23:00 -
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Poor little Bee...
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Poritt
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Posted - 2010.04.23 20:26:00 -
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I baited my wife until we both agro'd on each other.
I waited my agression count until I could dock again.
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2010.04.23 20:53:00 -
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My previous epic battle.
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc. Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.04.23 21:15:00 -
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My best real world pvp story ended with my ass getting whooped. Anything else I tell you about the incident will be looked upon as aggrandizing the story, so I will opt out of telling it
The funny thing is that I was just reading up on carpenter bees about an hour ago. The males are fairly aggressive but have nothing to back it up with. The females have the stingers but tend to stick with the care of the their nest and do not usually exhibit aggressiveness
"Male carpenter bees often exhibit defensive behavior by flying around the heads of people who approach their nests. Male bees have no stinger and are harmless. Although female carpenter bees have stingers, they are usually only seen flying in and out of nest holes, paying no attention at all to people, and having no desire whatsoever to sting anyone."
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omgevenmoarfreemoniez
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Posted - 2010.04.23 21:25:00 -
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Edited by: omgevenmoarfreemoniez on 23/04/2010 21:25:04 Here is my awesome RL PvP, I lost my plane but I took down thousands of people so it's OK, my K/D remains high (not to mention my Efficieny!)
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evil0
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Posted - 2010.04.23 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: omgevenmoarfreemoniez Edited by: omgevenmoarfreemoniez on 23/04/2010 21:25:04 Here is my awesome RL PvP, I lost my plane but I took down thousands of people so it's OK, my K/D remains high (not to mention my Efficieny!)
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Musical Fist
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.04.24 02:20:00 -
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Originally by: masternerdguy Yesterday, I went outside and there was this carpenter bee going to drill up my deck. So, I took a full trash bag and proceeded to swat at it.
The first few hits were misses and it did that thing where it flies up into your face and tries to scare you off.
Then, I landed a hit and the bee flew straight down onto the concrete, but it got back up and continued to pester me.
Finally, I hit it again and sent it flying into a fence, and then it stopped moving.
I won the fight as we all can see, I an an elite solo pvper.
I know this is about the same as carrier vs AFK noob ship but its MY solo kill
What other real life pvp have you won lately?
This is a carpenter bee its very dangerous and a difficult fight.
The Bee population is already at an all time low thanks to parasites aka humans, LEAVE THE BEES ALONE!! This is so not my main |
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Copine Callmeknau
Targaryen Industries
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Posted - 2010.04.24 02:27:00 -
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PvBee?
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Laendra
Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.04.24 04:07:00 -
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This evening when my daughter called me from Target to tell me that a "vicious bug was attacking and stinging her in her truck and she couldn't find it or get it out", I drove up there in my Heavy Assault Cruiser, scouted out the hostile force, and warp scrambled a June Bug and tractor beamed it out of her truck. As it was only in a capsule, I let it pay a ransom for it's life, which it happily paid by becoming a June Bug Torpedo that I sent after my squealing daughter for dragging me out for such a pitiful "threat" -------------------
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goodby4u
Valor Inc. Valor Empire
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Posted - 2010.04.24 05:49:00 -
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I actually had a spider live in my room for a couple of months eating the hordes of ants finding their way into the house.
It actually stopped fearing me and would watch me on the computer whilst it carried some bug corpse around with it, so I decided to name it scrambles the deathbringer.... Anyways, I suppose this would be proportional to a domi running level one missions with a single ogre II out killing frigs?
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Trader20
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Posted - 2010.04.24 19:31:00 -
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Edited by: Trader20 on 24/04/2010 19:31:35
Actaully I don't find this funny at all. I don't mind people killing people but, people that kill animals/bugs should be killed in the same manner they killed the animal/bug. Have fun burning in hell.
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Tobias Xiaosen
Total Xenophobia Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.24 19:45:00 -
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^^^
WAAAHH go cry to PETA ~
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2010.04.24 19:48:00 -
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Originally by: masternerdguy Yesterday, I went outside
I stopped reading here.
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Get off the forums and go kill someone!
Originally by: Amarr Supremacist Yeah, it(Jaguar) almost has cruiser level tank and gank!
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Helmh0ltz
Blue is the New Red
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Posted - 2010.04.24 21:57:00 -
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Originally by: Trader20
Actaully I don't find this funny at all. I don't mind people killing people but, people that kill animals/bugs should be killed in the same manner they killed the animal/bug. Have fun burning in hell.
Wow, your worldview is so ****ed up.
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Malcofist Falconpunch
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Posted - 2010.04.25 18:40:00 -
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Quote: Yesterday, I went outside
....U sir inspire me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...eh,not really. enjoying stayin inside while unemployed.
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Vossejongk
Caldari Bendebeukers Green Rhino
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Posted - 2010.04.25 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: Malcofist Falconpunch
Quote: Yesterday, I went outside
....U sir inspire me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...eh,not really. enjoying stayin inside while unemployed.
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Sikander 2
Caldari Vivicide Vivisection.
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Posted - 2010.04.25 20:42:00 -
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On a slightly related topic, has anyone else tried spraying mosquito repellant directly onto a mosquito, or is it just me? Sikander 2 - as useless as the duck-billed platypus |
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Exploding Tukey
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Posted - 2010.04.26 17:32:00 -
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Originally by: Sikander 2 On a slightly related topic, has anyone else tried spraying mosquito repellant directly onto a mosquito, or is it just me?
Yes.
There was a lighter in the middle too.
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C1yde
Caldari The Barrow Boys
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Posted - 2010.04.26 18:11:00 -
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Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen ^^^
WAAAHH go cry to PETA
Alllll we are saaaaying is give peace a chaaance.
Actually Bees are pretty important in the world view of things. No Killy Killy the Bee's Please.
The way they go straight for the head though, freaks me out every time and i run away like a girl. *This is the end, my friend* |
Trader20
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Posted - 2010.04.26 18:34:00 -
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Edited by: Trader20 on 26/04/2010 18:34:03
Originally by: C1yde
Originally by: Tobias Xiaosen ^^^
WAAAHH go cry to PETA
Alllll we are saaaaying is give peace a chaaance.
Actually Bees are pretty important in the world view of things. No Killy Killy the Bee's Please.
The way they go straight for the head though, freaks me out every time and i run away like a girl.
Nah **** world peace, just don't torture/kill animals. Save that **** for your fellow humans.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.04.26 22:04:00 -
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Originally by: Trader20 Edited by: Trader20 on 24/04/2010 19:31:35
Actaully I don't find this funny at all. I don't mind people killing people but, people that kill animals/bugs should be killed in the same manner they killed the animal/bug. Have fun burning in hell.
Fair enough. Now all we have to do is find a big enough motorcycle helmet to throw me into at 120mph, although I pity the guy wearing it as I'm somewhere around the 25 stone mark.
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ChronoXVII
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Posted - 2010.04.27 00:16:00 -
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Originally by: goodby4u I actually had a spider live in my room for a couple of months eating the hordes of ants finding their way into the house.
It actually stopped fearing me and would watch me on the computer whilst it carried some bug corpse around with it, so I decided to name it scrambles the deathbringer.... Anyways, I suppose this would be proportional to a domi running level one missions with a single ogre II out killing frigs?
When I was younger and still living in Wales, we had a huge spider (about 3cm long body and 4-5cms including legs) living behind the fire-grate in our living room. Every night it would come out, run across the carpet to do what ever it is that spiders do. It also lost its fear of us and often came and sat on my arm/leg (at least it didnt move when it got to my arm/leg - whether you want to call that 'sitting' is a point of view). We didnt call it anything original though, just spid-der.
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