EVE Search - TEST is Mad

Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bPVc7fwp78

And their reddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/vyxea/test_intelligence_please_ignore/

Seriously TEST! You had a chimera (with remote shield reps), tengu, and 2 drakes against a few (less than 10 for sure probably like 5) stealth bombers and the only thing to survive was the chimera (and only because it ran as soon as the enemy stealth bomber showed up)? You warp directly between gates with 8 neuts in system? You repeat the same strategy to try and save your pod and die again?

You had a guy who warp into a bubble with his vexor and then decided to STAY INSIDE THE BUBBLE AND TRY TO BLOW IT UP for 2 minutes while his friend in a Myrm was being killed at a belt, then died because the gang came back for him. Really test? Really?

Shameless Avenger wrote:

Did I imagine it or there was a test pilot "begging" for his life in local?

*rewinds video*

Yup... right there @13:11 "please guys I beg you"

How does TEST rebut this?

Laughing at the fleet comms where one guy was constantly crying about not getting on the Navitas kill. He is clearly a whiny little KM *****, but that isn't relevant here.
Saying that the guy FRAPsing is terribad because he isn't using enough hotkeys. Although he did have that plated stealth bomber
Saying that the people in Fountain aren't real TESTies because they aren't in Delve. So nobody rats anymore and you just keep that sov for kicks?
Saying that TEST has a culture of celebrating failure therefore this video is pointless. Just lol.
Claiming that covops, blackops, and stealth bomber tactics are stupid. Real men blob right?

That said, the video is kind of boring because it has a few good kills interspaced between several minutes of killing frigates. The video is lame, but it does illustrate just how bad TEST are at EVE.

TEST is only good at listening to the competent Goon FC and pressing F1.

For anyone looking to join TEST, remember their l33t pvp skillz.

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Suddenly Forums ForumKings Republic University Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2012.07.04 00:48:00 - [1] - Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bPVc7fwp78 And their reddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/vyxea/test_intelligence_please_ignore/ Seriously TEST! You had a chimera (with remote shield reps), tengu, and 2 drakes against a few (less than 10 for sure probably like 5) stealth bombers and the only thing to survive was the chimera (and only because it ran as soon as the enemy stealth bomber showed up)? You warp directly between gates with 8 neuts in system? You repeat the same strategy to try and save your pod and die again? You had a guy who warp into a bubble with his vexor and then decided to STAY INSIDE THE BUBBLE AND TRY TO BLOW IT UP for 2 minutes while his friend in a Myrm was being killed at a belt, then died because the gang came back for him. Really test? Really? How does TEST rebut this? Laughing at the fleet comms where one guy was constantly crying about not getting on the Navitas kill. He is clearly a whiny little KM *****, but that isn't relevant here. Saying that the guy FRAPsing is terribad because he isn't using enough hotkeys. Although he did have that plated stealth bomber Saying that the people in Fountain aren't real TESTies because they aren't in Delve. So nobody rats anymore and you just keep that sov for kicks? Saying that TEST has a culture of celebrating failure therefore this video is pointless. Just lol. Claiming that covops, blackops, and stealth bomber tactics are stupid. Real men blob right? That said, the video is kind of boring because it has a few good kills interspaced between several minutes of killing frigates. The video is lame, but it does illustrate just how bad TEST are at EVE. TEST is only good at listening to the competent Goon FC and pressing F1. For anyone looking to join TEST, remember their l33t pvp skillz.
KrakizBad Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension 779	Posted - 2012.07.04 00:51:00 - [2] - Quote I thought the shirt whine thread was the worst thread of the day. Nope. Why did you take my wings away?
Copine Callmeknau Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns 251	Posted - 2012.07.04 00:53:00 - [3] - Quote Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote: You had a guy who warp into a bubble with his vexor and then decided to STAY INSIDE THE BUBBLE AND TRY TO BLOW IT UP for 2 minutes while his friend in a Myrm was being killed at a belt, then died because the gang came back for him. Really test? Really? lawl There should be a rather awesome pic here
ACE McFACE 24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire 729	Posted - 2012.07.04 01:02:00 - [4] - Quote Good for you? Since when did the CAOD sludge leak into the pristine waters of GD? I just gotta go fast!
Suddenly Forums ForumKings Republic University Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2012.07.04 01:12:00 - [5] - Quote ACE McFACE wrote: Good for you? Since when did the CAOD sludge leak into the pristine waters of GD? GD? Pristine? non sequitur.
Weaselior GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 3807	Posted - 2012.07.04 01:15:00 - [6] - Quote KrakizBad wrote: I thought the shirt whine thread was the worst thread of the day. Nope. the shirt whine thread is by far the thread of the week
Morganta Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia 1703	Posted - 2012.07.04 01:20:00 - [7] - Quote that video was far too long. yay, you got into fights and stupid people got blown up now say you nuked an entire cap fleet that way and it might be worth the time, but this? feh "You were the chosen one Anakin, you were supposed to bring order to the galaxy, not destroy it!" -Obi Wan (Ben) Kenobi -a
Gorn Arming Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation 14	Posted - 2012.07.04 01:20:00 - [8] - Quote This is a drag bubble camp. There are many like it, but this one's mine, and I'm so proud of it that I'm going to go make a thread in EVE General.
Seatox Department of Defence Fatal Ascension 13	Posted - 2012.07.04 01:24:00 - [9] - Quote ACE McFACE wrote: Good for you? Since when did the CAOD sludge leak into the pristine waters of GD? Since you can't post on an NPC alt in CAOD, and therefore may suffer actual consequences for writing a post full of bizarre chest-beating gibberish, with no apparent point apart from possibly "TEST are bad at EVE LOLOLOL".
Dersk 90040045 82	Posted - 2012.07.04 01:27:00 - [10] - Quote Y'know what I remember most about seeing TEST in action? Their stealth bombers getting tackled by supercarriers. It warms my heart to this day more than any killmail ever could.

No More Heroes GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 781	Posted - 2012.07.04 01:40:00 - [11] - Quote Hmm..I'm not really sure what to think of this. Must be one of the guys getting evicted from Delve. Gas thread and ban OP. .
Frederick Sanger GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 179	Posted - 2012.07.04 01:48:00 - [12] - Quote Killing ratters is the ultimate display of ehonor.
Richard Desturned GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1224	Posted - 2012.07.04 01:51:00 - [13] - Quote lol a rogue goon
Shameless Avenger Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 115	Posted - 2012.07.04 02:18:00 - [14] - Quote Did I imagine it or there was a test pilot "begging" for his life in local? rewinds video Yup... right there @13:11 "please guys I beg you"
Suddenly Forums ForumKings Republic University Minmatar Republic 1	Posted - 2012.07.04 02:23:00 - [15] - Quote Shameless Avenger wrote: Did I imagine it or there was a test pilot "begging" for his life in local? rewinds video Yup... right there @13:11 "please guys I beg you" Wow cant believe I missed that! Added to OP.
Lapine Davion Outer Ring Applied Logistics 503	Posted - 2012.07.04 02:36:00 - [16] - Quote I liked the part where they slapped each other on the butt for catching a Rifter. Don't worry about posting with your main! -aPost with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
Ustrello Mindstar Technology Executive Outcomes 56	Posted - 2012.07.04 02:49:00 - [17] - Quote wait..who the **** actually cares?
Dersk 90040045 82	Posted - 2012.07.04 02:51:00 - [18] - Quote Ustrello wrote: wait..who the **** actually cares? The OP, and I would assume those who are paying for his main's ship replacement.
Ustrello Mindstar Technology Executive Outcomes 56	Posted - 2012.07.04 03:01:00 - [19] - Quote anyways these guys are terribad
Shameless Avenger Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 115	Posted - 2012.07.04 03:06:00 - [20] - Quote Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote: Shameless Avenger wrote: Did I imagine it or there was a test pilot "begging" for his life in local? rewinds video Yup... right there @13:11 "please guys I beg you" Wow cant believe I missed that! Added to OP. Wait for it... wait for it... mass alliance email + alliance forum thread about "don't beg in local" being sent in 3....2....1....

Soundwave Plays Diablo Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 7	Posted - 2012.07.04 03:24:00 - [21] - Quote Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bPVc7fwp78 And their reddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/vyxea/test_intelligence_please_ignore/ Seriously TEST! You had a chimera (with remote shield reps), tengu, and 2 drakes against a few (less than 10 for sure probably like 5) stealth bombers and the only thing to survive was the chimera (and only because it ran as soon as the enemy stealth bomber showed up)? You warp directly between gates with 8 neuts in system? You repeat the same strategy to try and save your pod and die again? You had a guy who warp into a bubble with his vexor and then decided to STAY INSIDE THE BUBBLE AND TRY TO BLOW IT UP for 2 minutes while his friend in a Myrm was being killed at a belt, then died because the gang came back for him. Really test? Really? Shameless Avenger wrote: Did I imagine it or there was a test pilot "begging" for his life in local? rewinds video Yup... right there @13:11 "please guys I beg you" How does TEST rebut this? Laughing at the fleet comms where one guy was constantly crying about not getting on the Navitas kill. He is clearly a whiny little KM *****, but that isn't relevant here. Saying that the guy FRAPsing is terribad because he isn't using enough hotkeys. Although he did have that plated stealth bomber Saying that the people in Fountain aren't real TESTies because they aren't in Delve. So nobody rats anymore and you just keep that sov for kicks? Saying that TEST has a culture of celebrating failure therefore this video is pointless. Just lol. Claiming that covops, blackops, and stealth bomber tactics are stupid. Real men blob right? That said, the video is kind of boring because it has a few good kills interspaced between several minutes of killing frigates. The video is lame, but it does illustrate just how bad TEST are at EVE. TEST is only good at listening to the competent Goon FC and pressing F1. For anyone looking to join TEST, remember their l33t pvp skillz. This post is forumpox.
Soldarius TreadStone Standard The 99 Percent 256	Posted - 2012.07.04 03:35:00 - [22] - Quote How exactly do you miss tackle on a carrier ratting in a sanctum? Either that or you went for the Drakes first, since they were the ones that got tackled. Either way, you fail. Pretty much everything in the reddit thread was true. We in 99% also have a rage thread for idiots that get killed doing stupid things or with ****-fits. "How do you kill that which has no life?"
ACE McFACE 24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire 730	Posted - 2012.07.04 03:35:00 - [23] - Quote Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote: ACE McFACE wrote: Good for you? Since when did the CAOD sludge leak into the pristine waters of GD? GD? Pristine? non sequitur. Compared to CAOD, yes I just gotta go fast!
Akirei Scytale Test Alliance Please Ignore 1736	Posted - 2012.07.04 03:41:00 - [24] - Quote Man these guys hate us so much. We're clearly doing something right. So bitter. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance
InternetSpaceship GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 114	Posted - 2012.07.04 03:45:00 - [25] - Quote ******* TEST. Official Recruiter for GoonSwarm Corporation. If you paid isk to get into GoonSwarm, you were probably scammed.-a If you had the foresight to save the name of your scammer, let me know and I'll do what I can to help you.
Orzo Torasson PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore 25	Posted - 2012.07.04 03:48:00 - [26] - Quote Akirei Scytale wrote: Man these guys hate us so much. We're clearly doing something right. So bitter. Failing miserably to bring any kind of fight to Delve, it would appear that the Southern Coalition has decided to try and bring one to the forums instead. Breathe naturally, and unclench your butthole for a while.
Jimmy Gunsmythe Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 56	Posted - 2012.07.04 04:13:00 - [27] - Quote whoMad, bro? A good predator knows how to live in balance with his prey, lest he follow them into oblivion.
Alavaria Fera GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 1149	Posted - 2012.07.04 04:42:00 - [28] - Quote Orzo Torasson wrote: Akirei Scytale wrote: Man these guys hate us so much. We're clearly doing something right. So bitter. Failing miserably to bring any kind of fight to Delve, it would appear that the Southern Coalition has decided to try and bring one to the forums instead. Breathe naturally, and unclench your butthole for a while. Camping them into the station feels better when they don't do that ... Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd Click for old school EVE Portraits: http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm
Patrick Estemaire Black Candle Labs 22	Posted - 2012.07.04 04:46:00 - [29] - Quote Thanks for trying OP, but sadly the use of four emoticons doomed you. Try five next time. And more exclamation marks. That will help us all better visualize your squeals of joy as you type your message.
Shameless Avenger Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 117	Posted - 2012.07.04 04:49:00 - [30] - Quote Meh... usual TDS (testie denial syndrome): Enemy pops testie... Enemy: LOL u asploded Testie: who? me? I didn't asploded and you fail.


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