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Manny theMiner
Manny's Corp
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Posted - 2009.12.31 04:35:00 -
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Dear Pilots of New Eden,
Recently I was in the help channel, doing my utmost to impart some of my knowledge upon the greenest of Capsuleers. However, before any knowledge could be bestrewn, a pilot had the audacity to continually spam the Help channel with recruitment ads. So I now ask of my fellow pilots: Is nothing sacred in New Eden any more?
If we allow the sanctity of the help channel to be violated, what will happen next... contract spamming in Jita? Flagrant can flipping in high sec? I tell you Anarchy will descend upon us all!!
I have declared war against the Black Market Warfare Corporation (BMW.) that they may learn the folly of their ways. And as I enter the second day of warfare with this organisation (my corpse collection growing) I have yet to hear from their leadership regarding this war dec.... do they feel we will forget this slight against one of our oldest chat rooms? Do they think I will just go away like a burning sensation?
I henceforth issue a War Declaration against this BMW. Corp for their misconduct and will continue to hunt their pilots until the colonelether, CEO steps forward and publicly apologises for his shame.
Sincerely, Manny theMiner. |
Lord Windu
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.31 04:46:00 -
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Why would you wage war against BMW, I love BMW's. I got a little model of a BMW 318i convertible (in white) from when I was a kid.
If you want to do good then war-dec something like the Smart Car or other environmentally friendly car manufacturers. ------
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Manny theMiner
Manny's Corp
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Posted - 2009.12.31 04:46:00 -
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I was finally approached by a member of the Black Market Warfare Corp asking why it is we are at war... certainly a valid question and one you think the CEO would have asked before insurance contracts started to be settled... Shortly after, colonelether himself, CEO of BMW. corp contacted me. Allow me to share:
ColonelEther > Mannie i told you what happened and that im sorry for spamming help
Manny theMiner > that's nice. you need to apoligise to the Eve community. Manny theMiner > I've already told you Corpmate what needs to be done.
ColonelEther > how would that be? ColonelEther > Alright well im not going to apologize to the eve community for trying to help noobs and posted in the wrong area ColonelEther > you can get all ****ed im fine with that but thats a little rediculous iyam
Manny theMiner > then the war continues and you can explain to your members why their procurers get blown up becaue their CEO is too proud to apologise. Manny theMiner > Not very CEO-like... putting yourself infront of your corpmates.... not all of them have rohks they can hide in low sec.
ColonelEther > why should i apologize for an accident in which you didnt even warn me about ColonelEther > its not being too proud I can assure you its apologizing for no reason buddy im not going to the community to "appologize for my wrong doings"
Manny theMiner > then your decision is made, we have nothing more to discuss. War continues.
ColonelEther > ok well you can go **** yourself because you have to be the biggest prick ive met in eve period go ahead and prey on the noobs ships make you so tough attacking in assault ships so ****ing good you are buddy ColonelEther > ****ing little ***** ColonelEther > wait untill we got bs my friend ColonelEther > then ill make your ass mannie the ***** ColonelEther > you ****sucking porchmonkey
Manny theMiner > Shame you put yourself ahead of your newly founded Corporation... I wonder; will your corpmates be as loyal to you as you have been to them?
ColonelEther > how am i not being loyal to them, how am i putting myself in front of my corp? ColonelEther > your not helping the eve community by preying on 1 month old new pilots you ****ing swamp donkey ColonelEther > like really? ColonelEther > makes you look so tough when the "eve community doesnt give a rats ass" ColonelEther > about what i put in help ColonelEther > hell it probably got a few members to join and are now eing put in the right direction
Manny theMiner > all you have to do to end their suffering is apologise.. instead you choose to do is throw insults around. let's be more constructive? type a simple apology on the eve-o forums for abusing the help channel.
ColonelEther > Look i apologized to you for w/e happened and that much i can do but under no circumstance am i going to the eve forums to make a post of something 99% of eve people will be like "wtf is he he posting this ****" Gtfo and get a ****ing life you stupidfuc ColonelEther > and for your info my corp members are very loyal ColonelEther > so you can stuff that up your ultra ego mannie ******* ColonelEther > yea go an blow up our indy ships in a t2 assault sooooooooooooooooooo ****ing brave of you ColonelEther > do you have a **** i can suck because your so ****ing cool? ColonelEther > It makes no sense ColonelEther > youll have to excuse my language and whatnot
Manny theMiner > Well... it appears our friendly chat has degraded into nothing more than an outlet for your childishness, so I bid you farewell good sir.
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Pulivin Motic
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.31 05:10:00 -
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He called you a swamp donkey.... wtf is a swamp donkey
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ColonelEther
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Posted - 2009.12.31 05:22:00 -
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A swamp donkey is a british term for a fat chick who hangs out in bars hoping to get action. Oh p.s. maybe if you use bigger words mannie you will get people to join your cause.
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XDSKIRBYKIA
Serenity Engineering and Transport Company Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.12.31 05:24:00 -
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Edited by: XDSKIRBYKIA on 31/12/2009 05:24:31
Originally by: Pulivin Motic He called you a swamp donkey.... wtf is a swamp donkey
I know.... "porch monkey" then "swamp donkey"..... 12 year old rant by the sounds.
Pod him out of EVE. Space is no place for children!
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ufo8mycat
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Posted - 2009.12.31 05:24:00 -
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Your picking on noobs? What will ever come of that Manny? Your not protecting anything, your an internet bully trying to protect the internet, you need therapy my boy....If you continue to pick on noobs I can assure you I know alot of corps that will dislike this and surely war dec you to keep you in a pod for life so you can hurt another noob ever again....Good Luck man and Like ColonelEther said...Noone gives a rats ass, get over your vigilante job that makes you feel suffice in the internet world....
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Necro Reaver
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Posted - 2009.12.31 05:32:00 -
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You make it seem as though he was spamming the recruitment channel and your changing the story.....I was in the help channel that day and you just WTF'D for no reason....People were asking for help in the channel and he simply helped them and asked them if they wanted to join a corp that could help them with all there questions....Hes helping the community you stupid noob.....Your blind if you dont see this get over yourself...
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Mel Lifera
Gallente Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.12.31 05:32:00 -
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Originally by: XDSKIRBYKIA Edited by: XDSKIRBYKIA on 31/12/2009 05:24:31
Originally by: Pulivin Motic He called you a swamp donkey.... wtf is a swamp donkey
I know.... "porch monkey" then "swamp donkey"..... 12 year old rant by the sounds.
Indeed. I half expected a "stupid head" or "dumb face" in there somewhere.
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Hoodat Bee
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Posted - 2009.12.31 05:42:00 -
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Edited by: Hoodat Bee on 31/12/2009 05:43:26 Man, I just never thought of combining swamp and donkey like that before. I've learned so much from this.
For those who are wondering about porch monkey, that's a racist term for a black person, along the same lines as ******! We're really sharing tonight!
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Also, were I Mannythe Miner, I'd probably include this line in my bio
"ColonelEther > do you have a **** i can suck because your so ****ing cool?"
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Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.31 05:50:00 -
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This is hilarious. Do keep us informed on the progress of the war Manny. __________ Once you have their money, you never give it back. |
XDSKIRBYKIA
Serenity Engineering and Transport Company Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.12.31 05:54:00 -
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Originally by: ColonelEther Edited by: ColonelEther on 31/12/2009 05:28:16 Btw i didnt spam the help channel i was asking newbs if they wanted a corp to join to learn more and join us their was no text spamming or anything of that nature.
Ohh side note.. I was on your side and throught manny was a **** till the chat log... Foot meet bullet.
ohh and you used a racist term..... -10 Standings right there... Never mind the childish cursing rant.
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Lord Windu
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.12.31 05:56:00 -
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The Help Channel is not a place for recruitment, however C&P isn't the place for petty bickering "well maybe it is", may you all come to a terrible end (in-game) ------
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Ultimate Podding
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Posted - 2009.12.31 06:20:00 -
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Edited by: Ultimate Podding on 31/12/2009 06:21:48 I agree that spamming the help channel for recruitment is not the way to go. In fact Manny your morale high ground is well and truly upheld in this instance, even supported by CCP who have a RECRUITMENT channel for this sort of thing. Joining a corp is not always helpful and so keep the HELP channel to its intended purpose. I have sent you 100 million isk Manny to help aid you in your effort to make people understand the errors of their ways. I also know many corps who would war dec those who war dec you in defiance of the noble morals you seek to uphold.
Good Hunting Manny
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ColonelEther
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Posted - 2009.12.31 06:47:00 -
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Originally by: Ultimate Podding Edited by: Ultimate Podding on 31/12/2009 06:21:48 I agree that spamming the help channel for recruitment is not the way to go. In fact Manny your morale high ground is well and truly upheld in this instance, even supported by CCP who have a RECRUITMENT channel for this sort of thing. Joining a corp is not always helpful and so keep the HELP channel to its intended purpose. I have sent you 100 million isk Manny to help aid you in your effort to make people understand the errors of their ways. I also know many corps who would war dec those who war dec you in defiance of the noble morals you seek to uphold.
Good Hunting Manny
lol mannies alt^^^
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Wallace Greenhouse
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Posted - 2009.12.31 07:15:00 -
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manny,
"gotta have fun, right?"
good on ya, keep doin what you do.
love, WallE
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W1ckd Munch
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Posted - 2009.12.31 07:26:00 -
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omfg
is ColonelEther a relative of Joe Phoenix?
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Dianna Soreil
Monolithic.
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Posted - 2009.12.31 07:44:00 -
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Originally by: ufo8mycat Your picking on noobs? What will ever come of that Manny? Your not protecting anything, your an internet bully trying to protect the internet, you need therapy my boy....If you continue to pick on noobs I can assure you I know alot of corps that will dislike this and surely war dec you to keep you in a pod for life so you can hurt another noob ever again....Good Luck man and Like ColonelEther said...Noone gives a rats ass, get over your vigilante job that makes you feel suffice in the internet world....
Originally by: Necro Reaver You make it seem as though he was spamming the recruitment channel and your changing the story.....I was in the help channel that day and you just WTF'D for no reason....People were asking for help in the channel and he simply helped them and asked them if they wanted to join a corp that could help them with all there questions....Hes helping the community you stupid noob.....Your blind if you dont see this get over yourself...
holy **** if you're gonna altpost twice in a row at least have the decency to change your posting style
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RoflKAK
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Posted - 2009.12.31 08:07:00 -
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LMFAO LOOK AT HIM HES COOL HIS ALT THAT GIVES HIMSELF 100MILL ISK FOR FREE, SO DO I :D.....
Dumbass get a life lol
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Lightningshade
Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.12.31 08:11:00 -
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Originally by: ColonelEther Edited by: ColonelEther on 31/12/2009 05:28:16 A swamp donkey is a british term for a fat chick who hangs out in bars hoping to get action. Oh p.s. maybe if you use bigger words mannie you will get people to join your cause.
Btw i didnt spam the help channel i was asking newbs if they wanted a corp to join to learn more and join us their was no text spamming or anything of that nature.
it might be a "British" term wherever your backward place you live in is, but isn't around my area. Don't try and represent a country when it's evident your the worst we have to offer, well, there's always Joe...........how is he?
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KBM 91
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Posted - 2009.12.31 08:15:00 -
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Great read. If you haven't already try and send a message to each member of the corp explaining why their CEO is letting them die, and not doing a thing to help them. Maybe include a link to this thread too.
Continue Doing What You Do, Manny -KBM 91
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Fuzzy Pirate
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Posted - 2009.12.31 08:24:00 -
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Its Just LOL!
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AterraX
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.31 08:59:00 -
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This thread has delivered, good luck with the war. Fact of EVE forums: They will always come an anounomys alt-toon and question someones character...only fools buy into anything a forum alt says though... And yes I am an alt :) |
Abdiesus
Amarr Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.12.31 09:39:00 -
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Paging Zedrik Cayne, Paging Zedrik Cayne, ******ed, racist CEO alert.
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Avalon Champion
Gallente Defence Evaluation Research Agency
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Posted - 2009.12.31 09:52:00 -
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Originally by: ColonelEther
A swamp donkey is a british term for a fat chick who hangs out in bars hoping to get action.
It actually looks like Swampdonkey may originally be from the other side of the Atlantic rather than the UK.
Swamp0donkey Definition
Hint : the term 'Sorority Girl' is a distinct term used on american college campuses/Campusi (what is the plural of Campus?).
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Vicky Somers
Caldari Rusty Anchor
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Posted - 2009.12.31 10:37:00 -
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Where is their HQ/base of operations? |
jna
Caldari Infinite Improbability Inc Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2009.12.31 10:39:00 -
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Originally by: Avalon Champion Hint : the term 'Sorority Girl' is a distinct term used on american college campuses/Campusi (what is the plural of Campus?).
Technically, it's Campi (Campus is Latin 2nd Declension, goes like Annus; Campi in the plural Nominative and Vocative). But Campuses is fine instead, otherwise we'd all be going into technical meetings asking if we'd "received the agendum about the datum", which sounds fairly stupid.
But not as stupid as ColonelEther. ------------------------------------------------- Caeleste naves interretis res gravissimas sunt |
Marko Riva
Adamant Inc
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Posted - 2009.12.31 11:08:00 -
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Edited by: Marko Riva on 31/12/2009 11:08:01 Help channel is one of the few places in EVE where politics, trolling and idiots should stay out of but, ofcourse, there's always some trolls etc. AND there's always people who paste their recruitment followed by "oops sorry", funny thing is that the same people do this every few days or so, and no one's buying it.
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Serlunt
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Posted - 2009.12.31 12:12:00 -
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Hmmm... Manny you may have given me a new hobby.
ColonelEther: Your solution is simple, put it to a corporation vote. word it however you like, but your argument would hold more water if it were "...the corporation and I..." rather than just "I."
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Fearr Dorchaa
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Posted - 2009.12.31 13:01:00 -
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I demannnnnnnnnd to see these chat logs - i want them here and i want them NOW!!!
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